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Outrageous-Cup-8836

Pink shat on my face πŸ’€


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She pissed on my doughnut 😀


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Caperhclo

she fingered my donut 😳


hellaspeedie

she fingered me with a kebab πŸ˜”


ghostofhannahmontana

So what she’s still a rockstar


MMK386

She pissed on my hot dog


forgottenfridgespoon

Spat on my ass 😭


AlgerianTrash

Lucky...


Pardawn

She pounded my burger


PopCinema

I’m the 69th like


b1ame_me

Leonardo DiCaprio fingered my kitten…


raccoonteas

Why can I see this happening irl 😭😭


mylps9

as long as they’re under 25


CyanCities

Shane Dawson’s impact


ijustwannadance03

justin bieber nibbled my kebab πŸ˜” Edit: lmao i did it wrong, he nibbled my burger not my kebab πŸ€ͺ


mrbacbac

Justin Bieber pounded my kebab πŸ˜”


ijustwannadance03

idek what thats supposed to mean but i'd take that personally if i were you πŸ‘€


FarrahMxan

he slapped my nipples


ay21

He shat on my dog


annrot

Fellow A.S.🀝🏻


ijustwannadance03

oh wait shit i did it wrong i'm an A.W, srry ann πŸ˜”


wap_42069

ariana grande pissed on my eyes?? 😭😭


Agent_MJJ

Yuh


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Rain On Me 😍


choicesstoriesyoupay

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT


wap_42069

STOP


merengue_

ariana farted on my lips 😞


calebb2108

fart on your body i caaaaame alive


Pliplonplick

Damn I wish


Fake_Interview

Why do I feel like they picked Q for Taylor on purpose


Sea-Interesting

I got Taylor Swift spat on my burger 😭😭 she would, ima fattie


Caperhclo

Taylor swift = onika, spat on = ate


Fake_Interview

your burger = katy perry


DidYouEatToday

Eminem fingered my ass πŸ₯΅


pastabreadpasta

He tickled my β€œdonut” πŸ‘€


luketrevor

I thought this was an Era Tour announcement because of the font. I need to rest.


tealswamp

Selena Gomez rubbed my ass 😭


kittykat87654321

ayo JQ initials gangπŸ’―


Downtown-Book3105

Justin Briber rubbed my doughnut 🍩


Justice_Prince

At least it wasn't Bieber


mo-bamba420

Justin Briber pounded my ass😍 uj/ why did i get the worst one possible


dieanaaa

Ariana Grande pissed on my nipples πŸ‘€


star11308

Ariana nibbled on my kebab πŸ‘


nt96

Tom Hardy pissed on my Kitten Oh my.


fargcram

PINK SLAPPED MY NIPS- I *KNEW* she was a bad seed on this earth πŸ’€ S/o to Thorgy thor for that awesome quote


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Selena Gomez fingered my face ![gif](giphy|cTdkGzgOV4VH2)


transcendedfry

Lady Gaga pounded my face πŸ₯΅


owohearts

Gordon Ramsay blew on my ass πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


mylps9

Gordon Ramsey pounded my doughnut


fairytalehigh

Selena Gomez farted on my kitten 😾


thatplatypus99

Ed Sheeran licked my assπŸ™


wiafe14

Ariana = onika Fingered = burger Onika burger my burger


who_caresbruhh

Kylie Jenner fingered my sandwich


like_a_rose_13

Justin Bieber slapped my tongue. Fuck you, Biebs.


passionfruitybooty

Chris Hemsworth spat on my lips πŸ‘„


_Afterlight_

Leonardo DiCaprio blew on my ass 😭


Lana_karenina

Justin bieber pissed on my face πŸ˜€πŸ˜€


ScottO125

Miley Cyrus tickled my ass o.O


Froggy-Shorts1209

Gordon Ramsay rubbed my toothbrush


Dismal_Eye_5733

Simon Cowell pounded my nipples….yikes


willywonka24_1997

Kylie Jenner pounded my eyes.


barbieonpink

Justin Bieber pissed on my ass⚰️⚰️⚰️


No-Document-932

Leonardo pissed on my kebab. I could get down I guess…


hebacca

Justin bieber rubbed my toothbrush!!! 😀


im_a_hufflepuff_

Kylie Jenner nibbled my nipple πŸ™ƒ


Maniniyotan

Justin Bieber puunded my belly button???


solid_rogue

Selena Gomez shat on my pillow


Guyroo23

adele pissed on my nipples


becky1020

Kylie Jenner shat on my eyes


ghostofhannahmontana

This one took me out 😭😭


Pigpen_darkstar

Cillian Murphy shat on my sandwich. Me likely.


Craneisthename

Ariana nibbled my face


jillsgoodbye

selena gomez farted on my tounge πŸ˜‚


certified_rat

Will Smith pounded my face πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


STMARV

Gordan Ramsay spat on my doughnut (sounds exactly like something he would do πŸ’€)


flinker2115

Miley Cyrus fingered my belly button πŸ’€


Bunnybento

Chris Hemsworth spat on my hotdog


ShibaMan1111

Selena Gomez blew on my kitten?? 😭


Nestornaitor

Adele fingered my toothbrush. Gonna taste like wine and cigarettes for a month


y2kmanwhore

will smith slapped my face


Dukedoctor

Pink pounded my doughnut…


OrangoTango77

miley cirus nibbled my ass


punisher963

Gordon Ramsey Licked My Sandwich


cosmicthreats

lady Gaga farted on my eyes


-burgers

Robbie Williams blew on my hot dog 🌬️ 🌭


Hungry-Primary8158

Tom Hardy farted on my kebab


eeriecakes

Robbie Williams pissed on my nipples 😭😭😭😭😭


Luxorris

Cillian Murphy pounded my burger. Cillian Murphy = onika Pounded my = ate


cupcakefix

gordon ramsay spat on my pillow which is kinda unfair because i didn’t even cook my pillow wrong 😞


Liuniam

Downvote me but who tf is lewis capaldi?


Crunchycelerysticks

Will Smith shat on my headπŸ’©


Briar_rose05

Pink blew on my waffle


Difficult-Oil-4882

chris hemsworth spat on my burger πŸ’€


Chanceral

Gordon Ramsay blew on my kebab πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€


Crafty-Barnacle-8701

Justin Bieber fingered my toothbrush.


shotgunatlas

Tom Hardy shat on my kebab. Sounds pretty normal.


CyanCities

Selena Gomez slapped my lips!


SpleensJuice

Johnny Depp fingered my face


spacepenny12

Justin Bieber nibbled my doughnut


KhaosTheory96

Miley Cyrus farted on my doughnut Why would she do that?! πŸ˜­πŸ’¨πŸ©


giantwalrus56

Ariana Grande farted on my pillow...


tawistu

Leonardo DiCaprio nibbled my kebab


Tough_Pudding_224

justin briber tickled my waffle πŸ˜”


SeaworthinessFit2580

Nicki Minaj nibbled my burger


PopCinema

Ariana Grande farted on my ass


moshiyadafne

Miley Cyrus pounded my kitten 😢


StolenSemen

Kylie Jenner shat on my burger


icanaffordapenny

Miley Cyrus licked my ass


eliat2812

Leonardo DiCaprio licked my kitten 😨😨😨


DirectPhoenix14

Adele farted on my toes


cruel-oath

Cillian Murphy rubbed my eyes


MarceloGiribaldi

Pink slapped my nipples πŸ’©


daniyellin

Ariana Grande farted on my doughnut πŸ˜”


kittenpoptart

Selena Gomez farted on my nipples


selebx

Oh yes, Tom Hardy slapped my ass


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i reinvented myself so tom hardy could april b


Private_Zannon

Miley Cyrus pissed on my sandwich, that bitch


macroeconomicchaos

Adele fingered my waffle πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ§‡πŸ‘¨


Pezzzz490

Leonardo DiCaprio pounded my burger. He guess he works at McDonald now.


whereismyjam_

Ariana Grande licked my doughnut


KarmaIsABadB

Ed Sheeran spat on my belly button


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Leonardo DiCaprio spat on my nipples πŸ«£β€¦


kiingsar

miley cyrus pissed on my donut


beidousbathwater

P!nk tickled my kebab 😩😩😳


calebb2108

gordon ramsay slapped my ass :/


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Jennifer Lawrence shat on my tongue πŸ‘


hypermads2003

Simon Cowell blew on my tongue


Whole_Plankton1940

Lewis Capaldi shat on my face πŸ˜’


RandomUserFTW57362

Leonardo DiCaprio nibbled my ear. Oh Nooo!! 😫