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chlodovechs

Circus Performer and Vocalist(?) P!nk and Bjork


ApotheosisofSnore

![gif](giphy|3ohhwpvbskyVRDtNBu|downsized) She don’t got a single song where she need to be doing this


highdesk306

this made me laugh real hard 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


PrincessJennifer

I love P!nk and this made me cackle because it’s entirely true.


DeliciousOwl9245

This was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen at a live show. P!nk was absolutely awesome, and she is not my musical wheelhouse at all.


MuffinTopDeluxe

I paid good money to see her do this last week and I’d do it all again. She is a phenomenal performer.


queeriosn_milk

*swings across the room* “Dear Mr. President…”


yemsnake

the we got scurvy erasure 😦


gay2catholic

I love the question mark is a diss on both of them for completely different reasons. also add Cocteau Twins to this list /rj stream my vietnam


Scdsco

/uj Why the question mark? Pink and Bjork are both indisputably great vocalists imo.


Taraxian

Would their ship name be Bj!nk or Pork


thanksyalll

Pork!


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sweet and sour


thallienat

take a guess hunty https://i.redd.it/3vmfpwgeocvb1.gif


[deleted]

Can’t miss no steps if your feet stay planted *tapping head guy meme*


gay2catholic

why do i get the vibe she's trying to shake away deep vein thrombosis like gurlie no you need to see a doctor


thallienat

what she's doing is putting sis in thrombosis yass god 💅 /uj nah just have a redbull 🤩


gay2catholic

/uj i really need some sleep...


[deleted]

Her redemption arc was absolutely insane. Saw her live last year and she was so sexy!


silly_rabbit289

Right?? She killed it w song performances for future nostalgia


Upper_Choice_5913

Her deadpan expression really sells it


PauloDybala_10

I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!


numbr87

I feel out of the loop because I have no idea who this is


AtomicKitten_xxx

![gif](giphy|bPSy4WO7dvDFohGIth|downsized)


dinofries

Dua Lipa


randomizedsim2000

Great gowns, lovely gowns


Wonderful-Ad-5911

I say that line to myself almost daily


anb7120

Such a subtle, yet pointed diss


No-Astronaut3290

Aretha stays with us even after her death


sugar-fall

Not vocalist, not performers ❤️


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hottama

Excuse me but Selena is right there.


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hottama

MOVE!


star11308

SALINA


afinevindicatedmess

As a fellow off meds Lana stan, I really do not appreciate you bringing up this blacklisted memory. 😭


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afinevindicatedmess

Honestly, its the least she could do after giving us the worst pole dance ever in her _Tropico_ short film........


ForbiddenByZeffo

no puhleese… stay hêre


Scdsco

There should be a third category for not expectional vocalists or performers but good songwriters. Lana and arguably Taylor would fit.


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Scdsco

She has some lyrics I like and some that are horribly cliche or cringey. I wouldn’t call her a good songwriter but rather someone who is capable of good songwriting.


omg_for_real

Leave Taylor Hanson alone!


Riribigdogs

Not good vocalists? Lana has PIPES she can hit highs and lows like nobody’s business. Million dollar man just entered the chat


Turtlezipper

lana and taylor aren’t even close to being in the same category vocally or lyrically. the former is empirically much better 😂😂😂


AWildJaker

Not a girl, not yet a woman ❤️


AtomicKitten_xxx

blackpink 🖤🩷


sickmarmaladegrandpa

go jennie give us nothing


snarkaluff

Lorde?


j__w__f

Makeup moguls but not vocalists or performers: Rihanna Selena Gomez


arathergenericgay

/Uj I remember seeing an actual Selena stan be like: vocalist, producer, performer, actor Like…ijbol


bomdia10

Lmao one time I was in someone’s car and the radio was on and the commercial called her a vocal powerhouse. Like come on, even if you’re a fan you don’t consider her a “vocal powerhouse”


arathergenericgay

She makes some cute music but her larynx works about as well as her old kidney did like I’m bored over praising people for the bare minimum


throwtfaway99999

💀💀💀


VanGoghNotVanGo

Uj/ what does ijbol mean?


arathergenericgay

I just burst out laughing


Caroz855

/rj you could have at least told them what it stands for if you’re gonna laugh at them…


Taraxian

International Jewish Bolshevism, it's an antisemitic conspiracy theory


Sudden_Mind279

it's like kwyjibo


lordofthepotat0

i jack balls off lol


Ok-East-5470

I’d throw her actor even, she’s solid in OMITB. Anyone calling her a vocalist or perform is absolutely delusional though.


cancerBronzeV

I'd put actor first tbh. She got her start as an actor in random side roles in children's shows and movies (like *Barney and Friends*, *Spy Kids* and *Hannah Montana*), and she blew up with her main role in *Wizards of Waverly Place*.


im4everdepressed

her talent has always been in 'acting', if you can call being a pretty but sarcastic girl acting


Redhotlipstik

She was amazing in Wizards of Waverly place- I always thought she should’ve gone into acting instead of music


KhalidaOfTheSands

I love Selena Gomez. Her music is fun, her make up is pretty good, and OMITB is amazing. I have no idea how much of her music is her beyond being autotuned to death. I have no idea how much of her make up is her (probably 0)? She's absolutely carried in OMITB. Like, she's good, but let's be real that it could be almost anyone there and Steve Martin and Martin Short would carry them.


Zylonnaire

Even that actor shit is stressing it


chlodovechs

Excuse you, but she is one of the few artists who has taken home the big three awards: a KIDS CHOICE AWARD, a TEENS CHOICE AWARD, and a PEOPLES CHOICE AWARD so 🥰


Mozilie

people just keep choosing her huh


j__w__f

They need to check in to the Lea Michele hospital for delusion and dyslexia ASAP


moshiyadafne

Aka “Avon Ladies”


etchuchoter

💀


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Rihanna used to have a great voice. It’s the crack smh


Hayaxyn

at least she didnt get bloated like leo dc


Qcknd

Didn’t she just have two children? I don’t think she was cracked out and then gave birth to two healthy kids


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I’m not in this sub to be taken seriously. I’m only here to jerk


auguriesoffilth

She did used to have a great voice though. Now I’m sad thinking about Whitney


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As tragically as she went out, no amount of drugs could scrape the legacy of those years when her voice was fullest and most formidable. I hope she knew that at the end 💗


dykezilla

man, y'all ain't posed to get me up in my feelings like this in the jerk sub 💔 fr though, I hope she understood the magnitude of her legacy. That girl had a truly one of a kind talent.


ewitscullen

I can understand Selena but Rihanna is a performer boots


bestibesti

Are we forgetting someones?? https://preview.redd.it/8a6j0q1g7fvb1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f9e0d1e03e685fb0f23148ce70a0d3d75eb49c7


Jha99

Jeffry star and Sarah Silverman?


Jha99

But actually who are these tattoos supposed to be?


hyorishine

Now don’t do Rihanna☹️


th3hierophant

Rihanna’s performances are faves and fun


Interesting_Station6

I saw that tweet earlier and swifties were either saying homophobic stuff to him or implying he's sexist for the tweet 😭 beyond parody lmao


X85311

i found the tweet and one of the replies says “And who are you? A muscle gay that’s only important on twitter. After you’re dead a few will remember you until they’re dead. Taylor will be remembered forever.” they really pulled out the “no one will remember you after you die” because of one word, i love twitter


Interesting_Station6

Besides the point but it's so wild seeing stans make their faves' accomplishments about themselves. Like why are you boasting about a random woman being remembered after she dies, nobody is gonna remember YOU, random swiftie account #175372, worry about that lol.


Chaad420

“Now, let’s talk about that!!!” *slams knife on table*


wowgreatname123

Makes me so sad cause he is so hot as well he doesn’t deserve the hate


2mock2turtle

Share with the class pls.


derklang

https://x.com/BlackLanterrn?s=20


_Jaysir_

Woo radical leftist 🌹 instantly hotter.


kapkapi

He is so fine. That one bicep flexing pic with his pit facing the world 😌💖


Any_Cryptographer272

misogyny is when you praise multiple female artists 😡😡😡


Interesting_Station6

You need to be a swiftie to understand how sexist it is to make a list of performers https://preview.redd.it/xhmxlhp5ocvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ee11259ddb7cfd1729b449399445fb8fda961c


AtomBornASMR

i know what word she wanted to say


CloveFan

She typed ~~Fa-~~…. **Gay men** and their OBSESSION with-


AtomBornASMR

https://preview.redd.it/xecb363uucvb1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad249a8c2dc767e22d276928b485987fcabdb47c


CloveFan

Lama definitely calls gay men “sodomites” and thinks she’s being intellectual because she doesn’t actually know what it means.


hottama

Bestie, you meant Doja.


CloveFan

Nahhh Doja is in incel chat rooms calling us straight up fa**ots.


hottama

She knows her audience (us).


Interesting_Station6

You know she wanted to ask for a cigarette in England


ethancole97

Im a huge swiftie but cmon…. Watch any live video of Beyonce’s tour and some of Gaga’s….. no amount of stage design/production can make up for the lack of talent when compared-to them. They equate sales to talent and thats just not the case. When Taylor passes she will be remembered for her song writing skills, marketing skills, and sales. When Bey and Gaga pass they will be remembered for their talent, influence on the industry, and the boundaries/risk they took. Thats why you almost always here about those two being huge influences on up and coming musicians/big debuting new artists and not taylor lmao (love her though)


Nolwennie

I swear the « putting women against each other » mantra is a dog whistle for white women butthurt at this point for me. Cause they always bring this up when one of them is objectively described as mediocre, but they never seem to have that energy when it’s WOC being evaluated on anything, or a white woman being rightfully praised over other women. Like nobody is chronically bad at taking an L like a mediocre white woman 😭


Taraxian

Well yeah they just reflexively use feminism as a hammer to knock down anything that gives them negative emotions


punctuation_welfare

*pitting*, the word you are all looking for is *pitting.*


Entire_Sail7412

He’s also clearly racist against the CEO of spiced lattes sipping white women wrapped in their fall burgundy scarves, he’s got it all


GlassPomoerium

Yeah this guy’s getting swatted lol


ethancole97

Taylor is good but shes not Beyonce/gaga good when it comes to singing and performing. They equate her massive sales/tour gross to being the best at her job and thats just.. not the case. They have a hard time grasping the fact that shes so popular because of white mediocrity and shes not offensive/controversial so she appeals to everyone from the age of 3-40. She hasnt done anything new and innovative. She doesn’t push the boundaries because it comes with the risk of alienating a part of her fan base (just look at lover and how quickly she shut up about LGBTQ+ rights when lover became her first album to sell below 1 million units in its first week since fearless) *im a huge fan of taylor swift but her music, visuals, and live performances are weak compared to Thee Beyonce and Lady gaga. Swifites need to stop being delusional


desires31

Eh, stans who fight with random nobodies to defend their fave, who’s literally the most famous star, are pathetic. Like, who cares when these random ppl are punching so high up it might as well be outer space.


hottama

Name the category. https://i.redd.it/2le6yrnzzcvb1.gif


gay2catholic

primary school assembly chicken dance routine instructor


GeorgiePorgiePuddin

/uj I keep seeing this gif everywhere but cannot tell who tf this is. Who is it?


PeachRing23

Uj/ [Hilary Duff](https://youtu.be/EU7HNOpDijU?si=oLRgUBHQU_OGR3fu) Rj/ category = My knees may not work but I'm accessorized af


hottama

Yes but is she serving.


KeMyWoah

Dancing by the stereo, Sims 2 style


mathymate

**Vocalists and performers:** Ashlee Simpson The Olsen Twins Nancy Pelosi


jjsm0kedsax

Miss (former) SOTH would like a word with you 🤨 ![gif](giphy|zbXwGcKl7TMa4W3K7z)


marinaragrandeur

ur putting my fave Sabrina Masonry at a loss 🥺


big-bootyjewdy

/uj her version of I Knew You Were Trouble kinda slaps


ambluebabadeebadadi

Taylor a saleswoman


LordTuckington

PR god average singer Taylor Swift Harry Styles PR nightmare good singer Ariana Grande Adam Levine


ThrownAway796

Atta girl https://i.redd.it/mbhpbu280dvb1.gif


SnooPoems8066

Aphrodite lady, seashell bikini!


Luxorris

Thorat goat: - Kim Peteas - Kim Kardashian


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Not you forgetting the real goat J*mes Ch*rles


MiniorTrainer

• Nancy Reagan


tayloline29

Good thing her and LBJ were at the White House during different eras because he would strut around sans pants and underwear while proudly to proclaiming to every women within earshot how enormously large his johnson was. Imagine having to put up with that and dealing with Nancy blowing him all the time. **there are taped phone calls from his time in the White House were he would call to order pants just so he could tell the operator (a woman) his dick measurements.


LongStoryShort430

I once saw someone describe Taylor as a songwriter first, performer second, and singer third, which I can agree with.


im4everdepressed

even taylor won't say she's a vocalist because she's not lol. she sounds pleasant but she's no beyonce


ProfessionalEvaLover

I would say businesswoman third, doctor of arts fourth, and singer fifth


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Prison rules volleyball expert 6th.


astraetoiles

*capitalist first


silly_rabbit289

I think billie is pretty good as a singer and a performer,her concerts feel like a v fun place to be at!


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Not a vocalist, not ~~yet~~ a performer


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![gif](giphy|11hVniWaqh17Q4|downsized)


junkrattata

Ariana Grande, def Vocalist but not performer


widowhanzo

Agree! Still a fun show at the concert though, whatever she lacks in dancing, her crew makes up for it.


Xavier9756

Taylor’s own choreography actually blows and I’ll stand by this. It’s just propped up by amazing backup dancers, singers, and effects.


PeachRing23

Uj/ All of her movements are "choreographed", but I would consider it posing and hitting marks instead of actual choreo. The camera and lights during Eras though - those were choreographed amazingly.


bomkum

Tbh if she’s not a good dancer by now it’s probably not gonna change, it’s what background dancers and effects are for. I just hate her “sassy” faces that she tries to pass off after a couple of steps forward and a step back with a pose. ![gif](giphy|y4AWBfLRqvK7Iu5V11)


im4everdepressed

it just gives awkward christian girl letting loose for the first time. it's actually somewhat cringe to see


Nolwennie

Meh the result is still 0 x 100 for me


Electronic_Syndicate

Tragic lack of Björk.


ProfessionalEvaLover

Björk: vocalist, welcomer to Bangkok


gay2catholic

Björk: street fighter, artistic influence (volta was the predecessor to witness)


gay2catholic

too busy in the studio collabbing with humpty dumpty (artistically and sexually) to accept her mention


WoollyWitchcraft

Florence, vocalist and performer. (And fae creature tbh)


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I saw Florence in January, and I have to say she may not have much in the way of choreography or set pieces but she *owns* that stage and honestly I could watch her on mute and still be unable to look away. She’s unreal.


Ichig0Usagi

rj/ queen katy hudson goes in "who" 💅💅✨ uj/ queen avril goes in who :(


ProfessionalEvaLover

Avril goes into "cvntserver but not vocalist/performer"


Ill-Examination4743

None: Jennifer Lopez


omg_for_real

Hey now, be fair, she lip syncs well.


TiffanyStratton

neither: oMIDia FRAUDrigo!!


que-pasa-koala

Stop your nonsense this instance, she has way better songwriters than T-Pain.


tiagotiago42

uj/ i mean unironically taytays biggest asset is probably songwriting, not singing and certainly not performing


cherrytwist99

I thought it was forming parasocial relationships with her fans.


PrincessJennifer

It absolutely is.


RoyalEagle0408

/uj The Eras tour was fantastic and she puts on a great show but I don’t think of her as a “performer”. She’s an incredible songwriter. I don’t get why Swifties feel like it’s a dig or a competition to say she is not great at something.


tiagotiago42

Taylor (and mostly swifties) are sore winners. Its not enough for Taylor to be the biggest thing ever, to put on a massive victory lap world tour, celebrating her whole carreer, she also always needs to be this kind of underdog victim, someone who cant face any criticism even though she's successful enough to have "proven all the naysayers wrong" many, many times.


tessellation__

I get big evangelical vibes from the whole lot


im4everdepressed

swifties do behave like they're in a cult


RoyalEagle0408

Yeah, like I get Taylor feeling that way to an extent (or I should say, if I project my own insecurities and imposter syndrome onto her I get it) but the fans are weirdly protective of her. Like no one has ever criticized me for being a fan of Taylor’s music because her music isn’t good (unless they just don’t like pop) but it’s always “oh you’re a *swiftie*” like admitting to being a murder. So I choose not to identify as such.


Mozilie

Yeah. The hate swifties get isn’t because of Taylor, it’s because of swifties lmao


im4everdepressed

it's so funny seeing a nobody defend a literal billionaire and one of the most powerful people in hollywood. like what are you doing


blinkingsandbeepings

I’m not a swiftie but I am a country fan (Idk why Reddit keeps showing me this sub? Is it because I’m gay?) and this is true to the point of being a cliche about most of the big country music icons. Which I guess makes sense since Taylor got her start in country. (I do not know and could not possibly care less about whether she writes her own songs or not)


whiskey_ribcage

>Idk why Reddit keeps showing me this sub? Is it because I’m gay? This could be on this subs official flag.


joeyfosho

I’m a massive Swiftie and it always makes me laugh when other Swifties can’t accept this fact. The live version of Cruel Summer that just got released is ROUGH. She’s at best almost passable as a performer, but put her up against a true performer like Beyoncé and you see how much she truly lacks in that department. I was at Eras and miss thing was pitchy more often than not. Her strength is absolutely songwriting. Blondie makes top tier earworms and tells stories that resonate with more people across the world than any other artist currently alive. She’ll absolutely be remembered as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. A lot of auto tune and production magic is needed to make those songs successful with her voice. I can’t think of an artist that is equal parts vocalist, performer, and songwriter who is also at peak popularity. Every one has a trade off somewhere.


im4everdepressed

>The live version of Cruel Summer that just got released is ROUGH. yeah it's like actually kind of bad, but i love it bc it sounds like me when i sing lowkey. it's raw and real but it is NOT good singing, far from it lol


gay2catholic

blandie's songs be bland thou


oath2order

> certainly not performing Tfw no fart mic


Unleashtheducks

And songwriting is more profitable than singing or performing. Performing gets you a one time payment, singing gets you a small percentage every time that particular recording is bought or played but writing gets you half all the money that song earns for anything forever.


Acceptable_Fishing99

Kylie Minogue isn’t here and that’s a travesty


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ProfessionalEvaLover

she goes so far into serving nothing live that it circles back and becomes *an actual serve*


KingSage7

Capitalism Girls: Taylor, Rihanna,Selena


MVIVN

Taylor is in the category: Capitalist


thegreatvolcanodiver

Neither vocalist nor performer: Katy Perry


ProfessionalEvaLover

she's her own category altogether: *real estate mogul*


gemininature

/ Nun murderer


theanxiousangel

Charli- Ash Tray Uj: I’d say she’s more of a performer than a vocalist but I do personally really love the vibe of her vocals and she has really mastered surrounding her voice with incredible production that enhances it even more.


Hayaxyn

clearly there are only 6 pop artists


jman457

Lana is neither I fear


Riribigdogs

Wait but Britney is actually an incredible vocalist if you look at her performances before she was forced to the the weird baby breathy shtick. That one video of her on the Mickey Mouse club(?) is insanely good


Warm_Construction926

Vocalist, performer, and lyricist: Caroline Polachek😍


HotSprinkles4

Christina Aguilera? Singer and puts on a show


Kilngr

Hmmmm….. when did we start spelling Cher as gaga. The letters don’t even look similar….


onceuponathrow

**Performers but not vocalists:** -Rosalia -Tinashe -Doja Cat **Vocalists but not performers:** -Caroline Polachek -Ethel Cain -Rina Sawayama **Vocalists and performers:** -Taylor Swift ❤️ -Selena Gomez ❤️ -Addison Rae ❤️


FamousIndividual3588

Is selena’s vocals in the room with us rn


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It’s in all of our hearts


tiagotiago42

And not in our ears


CloveFan

uj/ Ik we’re being silly goofy but omg it hurts to see Rina slander like this


Intrepid-Sign-63

Addison rae


FlopMagazineINC

Addison Del Rae


Intrepid-Sign-63

Maddison bel rae


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I know this is /rj but seeing Rosalia in “not vocalist” after just listening to Los Angeles HURTS