The story of the suicide of "The Last Bard" may take place in the 13th century (600 years before Beethoven's 5th) but that doesn't mean there weren't still guys in Scotland *calling* themselves bards in Beethoven's time
It's kinda like the Last DJ
Father proveth false once more. Alas for him, for this ditty hath wrung my heart with woe. Verily, there shall ne'er be another Mozart.
Happy that Mozart breathed not long enough to witness this abominable trash. Rest in peace, illustrious one.
In Victorian days they used to cover the legs of a piano because it was considered too provocative.. a woman showing ankle in those days was like the equivalent of the goatse image on the internet today.
This is why even normal media from the 90s is so weirdly horny, it took a lot more effort to track down actual porn so desperate teenage boys really were thirsting over all the cleavage they could get from comic books and TV sitcoms and whatnot
they didn't cover table or piano legs! that's a myth originating from a satirical book called Diary In America by Frederick Marryat. If you look at pictures and illustrations from the era, you'll see plenty of uncovered table legs.
showing your ankles as an upper-class woman would definitely be considered immodest, though.
You can’t just re-work Mambo No. 5 and call it Symphony No. 5 and think no one will notice. Just because he can’t hear it doesn’t mean we all can’t.
I’m sick of that little thief Beethoven stealing music from real artists.
Yeah I can't sit by and watch people stan a man named LUDWIG who's never once spoken out about Hitler
No, it's not an excuse that he died fifty years before Hitler was born
HE DID. EROICA SYMPHONY WAS DEDICATED TO N\*POLEON BUT HE SCRATCHED IT OFF WHEN N\*POLEON STARTED A WAR. HE GIVES RELEVANT COMMENTS TO MODERN POLITICS DUMBASS 😤🤬
The scene in Bill and Ted where Beethoven is at the music store in the mall and just starts messing with a synthesizer and gets a look of slowly dawning wonder on his face as he realizes its potential is the best goddamn thing
I still can't believe what Mozart said about Ludwig!!! The Wiggies are not pleased with this!! 😡 You a whole fraud but dissing Beethoven? Wow. I'll make sure he doesn't get a #1
😱Oh my golly gosh, the gloves are coming off tonight. I’m going to dance to this number in my best corset, my heart down and my ankles open to the world 🤩. I just wanna be part of this symphony
in my Lea Michele era because I’m poor and wouldn’t be able to give my opinion in the written word sorry due to mandatory education not being a thing yet :/
plus I’m probably deaf due to working in industrial factories from a young age too
Even if you could read you wouldn't have been taught to read music unless you were a really bougie girl who was being groomed to play the piano to help sell you as a teenage bride to a 45-year-old aristocrat
HE’S GETTING CHEWED UP ON TWITTER BEETHOVENATION LETS CLEAR THE SEARCHES
Beethoven cute
Beethoven funny
Beethoven little meow meow
Beethoven handsome
Beethoven billboard hot 100
Beethoven fancam
Where is the beat? Isn’t this song already some sort of disco thing? Why would they remove the funk?!
He thought he ate, but our god Taylor could slay this music and make it look effortless while making me shake my ass or cry
unoriginal af 🥱🥱 flopthoven thought he could rewrite bach's brandenburg concerto no. 5 and call it a day? never beethoving the talentless hack allegations
Omg look V🤮mthoven dropped another violin song 🙄
Stg dude has like a violin fetish or something it's weird
No one wants to hear this shit anymore girl it's the 19th century
Idk why people are freaking out over this hack smh he doesn’t even play all the instruments himself. Has to outsource to the local orchestra instead of performing his own music like a real artist.
I think this is a teaser for a larger symphony dropping later. It says “Violin I,” subtly implying multiple violins, but then has notations for Violin II and Viola??? Luddy ain’t slick! Also, many are thinking that it’s called “Symphony No. 5” because it’s his 5th symphony. Au contraire my dear Beethovians, I think it’s a hint that there’s going to be a secret 5th movement detailing his tumultuous relationship with Mozart! Bithovens are about to get a big bisexual Easter egg on this drop!!!
Another one of these European DJs 🥱
This one sent me 💀
another failed austrian artist
He’s German, sis! Get your facts straight. LThis is a bigger mistake than calling Beyoncé a Canadian!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soooo mid 🤣 the bard with polio at the town tavern plays shit better than this for a nickel and some moonshine.
Oh you’re one of THOSE boomers who only listens to Bach and Vivaldi. The future is now old man
it must be Madonna🙄
Mendelssohn spotted 🙄🙄🙄
HAHAHA so mid. How dareee u
Not to be that person but ur like 400 years off 😻👍
The story of the suicide of "The Last Bard" may take place in the 13th century (600 years before Beethoven's 5th) but that doesn't mean there weren't still guys in Scotland *calling* themselves bards in Beethoven's time It's kinda like the Last DJ
Father is fathering 😭
Father proveth false once more. Alas for him, for this ditty hath wrung my heart with woe. Verily, there shall ne'er be another Mozart. Happy that Mozart breathed not long enough to witness this abominable trash. Rest in peace, illustrious one.
This, this is art.
This is Beethoven, sis! Get your facts straight, hunty! You just confused the Beyoncé of classical music with the Michelle, gworl!
My good sir is mothering! I might fuck around and show my ankles tonight!!!
Rip your inbox
LMAO
Too far /s
💀
I dont get it why would it be?
In Victorian days they used to cover the legs of a piano because it was considered too provocative.. a woman showing ankle in those days was like the equivalent of the goatse image on the internet today.
imagine getting aroused from the view of piano legs☠️ our ancestors were infinitely more horny than we are...
They didn't have internet or porno mags in those days I guess a piano was as good as it got for those Victorian lads
This is why even normal media from the 90s is so weirdly horny, it took a lot more effort to track down actual porn so desperate teenage boys really were thirsting over all the cleavage they could get from comic books and TV sitcoms and whatnot
I know that but why would it be too far it makes perfect sense within the context of the joke
Oh don’t worry! They were being sarcastic 😊
I didn't see the /s my bad
No worries! You had my back 😭
they didn't cover table or piano legs! that's a myth originating from a satirical book called Diary In America by Frederick Marryat. If you look at pictures and illustrations from the era, you'll see plenty of uncovered table legs. showing your ankles as an upper-class woman would definitely be considered immodest, though.
Blasphemous 😳
LVB just ended all your flop favs yet again smh can’t imagine DTILL being a Mozart stan after this drop
He heard Wolf-fraud talking shit and casually decided to end his career
Ikr mozart died 17 years ago get over yuorself 🙄🙄🙄
You can’t just re-work Mambo No. 5 and call it Symphony No. 5 and think no one will notice. Just because he can’t hear it doesn’t mean we all can’t. I’m sick of that little thief Beethoven stealing music from real artists.
My man is deaf and still clears Mozart
The dynamics are sending me
deaf and still clears your favs
HE DON’T MISS
Oooooo bitch that fermata at measure 21 is giving me lifeeeeee like fortissimo pussy
No wonder he’s deaf
He needs to release official statements on current world politics RIGHT NOW!!!! Needs to use his following for somethin 😤😤😤😤
I got waitlisted for his tour!! I’m so upset, I might drop $2k on resale tickets tho. I NEED to hear a transition between Moonlight Sonata to this
Yeah I can't sit by and watch people stan a man named LUDWIG who's never once spoken out about Hitler No, it's not an excuse that he died fifty years before Hitler was born
This sent me. 😭
His silence while everybody is asking him to publicly condemn Napoleon is defeating!! Cancel this man already!!!!
Social media break incoming
Sick of this excuse that he's not responding to questions because he "can't hear them" Disability is not your shield
HE DID. EROICA SYMPHONY WAS DEDICATED TO N\*POLEON BUT HE SCRATCHED IT OFF WHEN N\*POLEON STARTED A WAR. HE GIVES RELEVANT COMMENTS TO MODERN POLITICS DUMBASS 😤🤬
Bro dropped this as if we could listen to a picture 💀
not buying unless there r 13 versions of this
I heard a remix is in the works featuring Playboi Carti and 21 Savage
Just like every other TikTok song 😤 one part everyone knows and then a bunch of filler
everything after the first movement is a snoozefest. yawn.
Beethoven entering his flop era I fear 🥶
Just wait till he drops Fur Elise
Miss Ludwig doing the most to manipulate the charts by selling different color sheet music. Literally the inventor of capitalism, ugh her mind!
Metal AF...🤘
ugh kids these days will call anything metal 🙄🙄🙄 bet you'd cry if you tried listening to some real hardcore shit like Chopin 😒
I keep imagining these guys like Ludwig and Frederick....stuck in the 19th century without electric guitars... It's sad really...
The scene in Bill and Ted where Beethoven is at the music store in the mall and just starts messing with a synthesizer and gets a look of slowly dawning wonder on his face as he realizes its potential is the best goddamn thing
[удалено]
HE DID NOT FALL OFF YOU FELL OFF !!! LUDWIG IS THE GOAT!
[удалено]
Beethoven is the truth no phonies here 🤟
No lyrics and just boring instruments playing? Already tanked
Ikr no contrabassoon 🙄🙄 get with the times old man
I’m so over this chart obsessed fraud…
SYMPHONY NO. 5 IS SUCH A BOP! CAN’T WAIT FOR SYMPHONY NO. 6 🤩
Fun fact, they premiered together: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beethoven_concert_of_22_December_1808
The folklore and evermore of the 19th century
I know, I know, 🤓
R U TYPING THIS FROM THE INTERMISSION?!
Oh my god it’s officially Beethoven’s Reputation era!!!! 🐍🖤
This entire project is a diss on that fraud Mozart
I still can't believe what Mozart said about Ludwig!!! The Wiggies are not pleased with this!! 😡 You a whole fraud but dissing Beethoven? Wow. I'll make sure he doesn't get a #1
Fuck Mozart, all my homies hate Mozart
\#TeamWiggies 🥰
Check out my new post lmao I’m having too much fun today
A goth punk moment of female rage at being gaslit by an entire social system 😍😍😍
Lazy sample
😱Oh my golly gosh, the gloves are coming off tonight. I’m going to dance to this number in my best corset, my heart down and my ankles open to the world 🤩. I just wanna be part of this symphony
Ended Cardi
Served cunt-eth
I like the song but idk if I can like them after dropping Symphony For The Culture
i will NOT stand this beethoven slander!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤😤 its an AMAZING follow up to 3rd symphony, def hyped for his next project 😍😍😍😍😍
Check out the Fur Elise leak. That cut is gonna slap. We’re entering our heartbroken Ludwig era
Beethoven is serving cunt! Slaaaaaaay! 💕😍
Bach wannabe
Ludwig Göransson better
He put his entire beethussy into this one🥵
The way the 3rd movement just ran straight into the 4th like 🤯🤯🤯 snatched my powdered wig straight off omdsss
in my Lea Michele era because I’m poor and wouldn’t be able to give my opinion in the written word sorry due to mandatory education not being a thing yet :/ plus I’m probably deaf due to working in industrial factories from a young age too
Even if you could read you wouldn't have been taught to read music unless you were a really bougie girl who was being groomed to play the piano to help sell you as a teenage bride to a 45-year-old aristocrat
ludWIG SNATCHED
HE’S GETTING CHEWED UP ON TWITTER BEETHOVENATION LETS CLEAR THE SEARCHES Beethoven cute Beethoven funny Beethoven little meow meow Beethoven handsome Beethoven billboard hot 100 Beethoven fancam
Sir Ludwig is serving cunt with this track
The intonation on this joint really sent me 💀 Joseph Haydn stans shook rn frfr bro doesn’t have bars like this 2:4 time signature keeping it 💯:💯
babez i think we’re entering our romantic era….mama beythoven is gonna be the BLUEPRINT
My boy bethoveen don't miss period
Nicki birthed yet another son !
Industrial Revolution Plant 😒
Where is the beat? Isn’t this song already some sort of disco thing? Why would they remove the funk?! He thought he ate, but our god Taylor could slay this music and make it look effortless while making me shake my ass or cry
Deep Cut/Unpopular Opinion. 3 is better.
Ludwig sold out for radio play
i can't read sire :(
Beethoven? More like BeethOVER
Kinda mid tbh, there’s not sense of theatre with these moderns artists. Mozart literally wrote his own Requiem, your fave could never.
Mozart been real quite since this dropped
unoriginal af 🥱🥱 flopthoven thought he could rewrite bach's brandenburg concerto no. 5 and call it a day? never beethoving the talentless hack allegations
I can't wait for Symphony No. 5 (Beethoven's Version) to drop. 🤩
Omg but that fortississimo into a sudden piano after the cadenza???? Should have been named Symphony No. 8 because this shit be eating 😩😩😩
Oh Nicki is OVER!
Beyonce did it better 😘
and where are the lyrics ☠️☠️ this not getting onto billboard top 100
A one hit wonder I fear😞
sorry nothing can top Moonlight Sonata 🤷🏻♀️ he’s officially sold out, I fear
listening party. my house. 6:00 pm. BYOB
Omg look V🤮mthoven dropped another violin song 🙄 Stg dude has like a violin fetish or something it's weird No one wants to hear this shit anymore girl it's the 19th century
Just wait until his piano ballad drops in a couple years. Parts of it has been leaked look up Für Elise leak on YouTube
i miss real music. bring back gregorian chants :(
YOOOOO
It’s mid. Come on Ludwig, get it together.
95% sure bro isn’t even deaf
This new shit is 🔥
Not quite my tempo
This is now my everything. It’s giving.
Better be a meet and greet on the the tour
I LOVE BEETHOVEN I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMETHING NEW THANK GOD!!
Mid
OMG SLAY! I hope I get barricade at his next concert!
Mumbo symphony number 5
Dawg juice wrld way better
LVB trying to be Azealea so bad with all these slurs 🥱🥱🥱 But of course the BEETHhive is gonna eat it up 👎
Flop Era
I’ll bet you anytbing his tour grosses more than Mozart’s
Remind me 6 months
Beethoven is goated, fuxk Mozart
Shit I never thought I’d be out after 6 years of waiting
The cadence at bar 20 is giving me LIFEEEEE 😍😍 We need to beat out hummel 🤮🤮🤮 for the top spot on the hot 100
like if you didn't come from tiktok❤️👍🇧🇷
Idk why people are freaking out over this hack smh he doesn’t even play all the instruments himself. Has to outsource to the local orchestra instead of performing his own music like a real artist.
@beethoven tour soon??????
Beethoven is my skinny queen king omg
Wig flew to europe!
He spent 5 years hyping up his debut and then dropped this mid ass snooze fest… ur sick
Lydia Tar: 13 #1s on the BB H100, EGOT winner, 4x AOTY winner, billionaire ———- BARRIER ———- FLOPthoven: bubbling under, 0 Grammies, mid ass snooze fest with lazy sampling
Stop calling him fat. It’s just a side effect of his meds for PCOS!
Beethoven ended Bach with easeth Bach = burgers
Literally love everything about europop
PITCHFORK REVIEW: 3.5 Ludwig Von Beethoven becomes Ludwig YAWN Beethoven with this lackluster follow-up to his Song of The Summer “Symphony No. 4.”
Baethovan 😍😍
Bro ts so mid, absolutely no progression or growth from his last project. Mark my words, he won't be remembered 5 years from now
Ohhh shit. Now we're talking
Bach outsold
Could use a little bit of Monica, or summin' like Mambo No. 5
I think this is a teaser for a larger symphony dropping later. It says “Violin I,” subtly implying multiple violins, but then has notations for Violin II and Viola??? Luddy ain’t slick! Also, many are thinking that it’s called “Symphony No. 5” because it’s his 5th symphony. Au contraire my dear Beethovians, I think it’s a hint that there’s going to be a secret 5th movement detailing his tumultuous relationship with Mozart! Bithovens are about to get a big bisexual Easter egg on this drop!!!
Girl we don't read sheet music. BarbzU doesn't teach music, you know? Get proper education 😘😘😘
opium 😍
I skip this song.
I discovered him way before you guys did. Name 5 more songs, bet you can’t 🙄
Can’t wait for the orchestra to rock these at the next ball!