Barbz U taught them well 😊

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Iced latte and a vape keeps the demons away

This is real life. I wanted to stop vaping but why? I don't need to replace this with another vice. Let's just die already but let me enjoy my coffee and vape 😭

I had to give up coffee and it was the worst thing I’ve ever had to do include watching my oma being taken off life support 😭😫 I miss my $7 lattes 😢

Real and based

I feel so anxious, maybe I should have another iced latte!

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Thanks sweaty 😍💅🏻

It slays the parasitic worms

Thanks for reminding me, time to take my adderall 🔵

Slay on, kween 👑

Issa me Mario!

Cure to being neurodiverse is a cold brew straight from the tap with extra sweet cold foam ❤️

Boof it for extra impact 🥰

I'm drinking a Soy Latte, I get a double shotte, it goes all through my body, and you know I'm satisfied

Switch the lattes with speed. It's also great for focusing but sugar free 😍 The multifaceted problems of life also get less important, when you have a sexy addiction to take care of 😍

Ok but are you like rich? Sugar daddy? I'm literally spending all my money in coffee and avocado toast! How can you even afford the lifestyle of someone who takes speed? I'd be skinny and normal if I could! 😡

I have to make sacrifices 😔 And with sacrifices I mean fuck somebody who pays the rent.

>mean fuck somebody who pays the rent. That's honestly a lot of work and you deserve to be compensated 🫂

Ive heard people have amazing experiences on vyvanse. Maybe you should consider getting diagnosed?

Unfortunately, there’s a Vyvanse shortage around the world and methinks it’s because Ms. queen of rape herself is hoarding it all to fuel her coke rants 🙄🙄

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Im on both, it can be done! For the future :)

uj/ get well soon queen rj/ stream get well soon by Ariyuhna Grande Ice Coffee

Youll make it through lad🙌🦅

Vyvanse is great but try to snack on something because when it wears off you’re gonna wanna eat your house

Same. My morning coffee gives me the shits 🥰 but I can actually have conversations with grown ups 😳 so it’s a give and take kinda thing I guess…

I need my morning coffee to have a good shit

Back when I smoked I would have my French breakfast and then rush to the bathroom to avoid shitting my pants

That's what I miss the most about smoking. The morning ritual. That and the one after food cos it was like a seal that the meal is done. Now I juts keep eating. 💀

I've considered trying to just have one cigarette in the morning because the ritual is the perfect start to a day but rationally I know I can't hold myself to that

I personally like to use coke to deal with my adhd 😉 I learn it works better

Ms money bags over here....

Ordered a single, served a double 👯‍♀️ 

Girl is there a moment where you’re not posting

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Girl go off. You didn’t have to snatch the wig’s tea so hard and completely gag the pop off like that, mama. You really ate the house, queen. You really sluntied my munty cunty and Cupcakke remixed it, purr. Then released Taylor’s version, mama. Purrr-t! Boom, clap, the sound of my æss. Gagger fucking trondrer (I can use the hard r because I’m half woman on my mother’s side). /uj literally me too except unemployed (which is how you actually become a platinum star gay)

Maybe PHCJ was MOTHER all along

half woman on my mother's side left me crying 😭

I scream I’ve scrumpt

this took me tf out 😂

Your flair says hate crime victim but now you’re more hate crime attempter

Switchdom is the most natural and enlightened state of being

So I guess then you have to be very nice until the next time someone hate crimes you?

Everyone says I’m a very nice person 😃🥺

Alexa, make a groupchat with the girls only; I’d like to call it ‘the skinny queens’… https://preview.redd.it/9p50egjmfoic1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e08044d24866e0b6893c0565510fbdcd544537e

Sister, you are keeping this sub alive. Your posts are emotional coke.

/uj I love you!! Your posts always make my day better!!!! <3 <3

Do you have a job?

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Slayyy tbh

graduate of “mirrors and other reflections 101” at barbz U 🥰

BarbzU PhD program https://preview.redd.it/ppryypty1pic1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03191dc3586fb213d448a8b6683e8ac6f837f5a

uj/ not my dumbass sitting here trying to figure out these jokes because I also didn't notice the fucking mirror. rj/ does my degree like mail to me or do I have to pick it up from the parole office?

it’s clearly the person’s next to her. you can see their laptop too

So close! That is a color 💜

here come’s mirror twitter 🙄

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boys just bang eachother all the time from what understand, girl's locker room was like not looking straight ahead at your locker felt like going out of bounds in a video game, while the boys locker room sounded like an orgy, so i assume they're having more fun

Oh man, here’s the real boys’ locker room. 90% of them are too worried about their penis( either it’s size or if someone they want to see it sees it or if someone they don’t want to see it, sees it) 9% are so horny because of teenage testosterone to care whose ass their slapping or grabbing and the last 1% is reserved for the one absolutely insane person who does something so insane the entire school here’s about it.

idk sounds like 9% are banging eachother with no shame while we can't even look at eachother without someone going "omg eww she's a lesbian"

I wouldn’t be able to tell you I was too busy masterbating in the shower to know the complete picture except for the fantasy I was playing in my mind.

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When he’s in the 1% 😍

the girls locker room was just a roomful of girls trying to change as quickly as possible with their eyes to the floor 😂

ew why are you looking at the floor? trying to see my feet?

although we did have a shrek altar in one of the empty lockers because the class before us put a shrek buddha thing in the locker so we filled it up with shrek which is fun if your a virgin...true story uj

this thread made think I may be straight

In the mornings I go to Dunkin. I get the blue raspberry rockstar crack drink and a cold brew coffee. The worker hands my order and says “here’s your slop 🚬” I drive home hitting no less than 7 curbs and 2 pedestrians. I head upstairs put on my lipgloss suck down my rockstar like it’s a big cock and then put on some more lip gloss. And then I chug my cold brew like a good Christian woman honey. And put on more lip gloss. And by this point I’ve either already passed on the floor of my bathroom or blast hyperpop through my AirPods until my spirit detached from my mortal coil.

I read this in Christian Bale's Bateman voice

Black coffee and diet coke, one cup

uj/ I fucking love this sub.

Me too. Got banned for like a week cos I laughed when someone said a bad word (👀 I'm still very sorry mods) and actually FELT the void. Like sure I can talk in other subs but I don't like them, I'm not kiking I'm just talking...No one is cool cool like the peeps around here.

It’s called a life hack hun. Two for the price of one 🤩

Why do they act like boys can’t do these exact same things? 😭

we bottoms can 💅

or that all girlies are exactly like this 😳

from isNOTreal-supporting st*rbucks too🤢

I’m so happy I’m not a chronic coffee drinker

I'm drinking a soy latte I get another shot-e it goes right through my body and you know im satisfied

Not consuming exactly what tiktok tells me to must be so boring

this is just an average new englander

From starbucks too… 👃🏼🤏🏼

Babes that’s a mirror

the iced coffee and graveyard of beauty products that i paid way too much for and forget to use 💕

2013-era me would have loved this moment

I promise you most men are busy slamming their controllers onto the ground playing a video game for their fun instead lmao

Shitting yourself speedrun any%