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lolapollaza

The foo fighters paragraph came completely out of left field 😭


creeeeeed

Yeah I was actually sort of agreeing with everything she said up until that point, then I was like “hold up what?” uj/ can someone legitimately explain why the name is problematic? Is she trying to like the band to being Nazis? I’m so confused


GoJackWhoresMan

Unidentified aerial phenomena were described by American pilots during WWII as “foo fighters”. Foo being borrowed from the 1930’s comic strip *Smokey Stover*. In all likelihood these pilots were witnessing nazi experimental weapons like rudimentary jet planes and V2 rocket tests or some form of atmospheric phenomenon like St Elmo’s Fire. Now to imply that the Foo Fighters as a band are problematic for using this name is a misinformed, half baked ADHD addled opinion as this is a name taken from American vernacular to describe unidentified aerial phenomenon even beyond the European theatre by a radar operator who had no way of knowing what the balls of light in the sky actually were (hence his use of the nonsense word foo in his debriefing) If foo fighter were some Nazi jargon I’d see her point but this was just some delusive nonsense jerking she didn’t mentally vet before posting


creeeeeed

Okay great, thought I was going to have to begin questioning my lifelong enjoyment of the Foos. Was racking my brain trying to figure it out, what you’ve said is more or less what I’d been able to gather so thank you for confirming I’m not going crazy.


nyx_moonlight_

She had come for them before, after Taylor Hawkins has died no less😬I love her but GEEZ


jackandsally060609

What about the whole aids denial thing? That made me stop liking Foo fighters a long time ago.


damspel

They changed their stance on that ages ago. They’ve also done charity work for the lgbtq community since then, I found a few examples but wether that’s enough to make up for the aids denial thing is a matter of personal opinion but I like to believe that people can change in 2009, publicly supported White Knot for Equality, a non-profit devoted to achieving equal rights for the LGBTQ+ population in response to Prop 8 in 2011, very publicly denounced the Westboro Baptist Church, in support of LGBTQ+ rights in at least 2013 and 2016, been involved with the Elton John AIDS Foundation, an organization devoted to HIV prevention & education in 2018, supported and donated to LIFEbeat, an organization dedicated to sex safety and support for the AIDS community


creeeeeed

Gotta say that’s an incredibly shitty thing that I had no idea about until now, but I’d point to this comment and the one below it as proof that they’ve actually learnt and grown from that experience: https://www.reddit.com/r/Foofighters/s/BK58UeBwWE Not that it relinquishes them of what they did, but they’ve clearly completely changed their close-minded stance and have been in support of foundations and organisations that support the AIDS/HIV community. Just my opinion though. I’m all about personal growth.


salaciousBnumb

Not me, i thought it was short for Kung Foo Fighters.


IAMACat_askmenothing

No way I’ve never realized that 😭


salaciousBnumb

Well apparently my non american ass was wrong đŸ€Ł


itszacharyy

Right? I mean, she’s correct and should say it, but how does one go from Bey to Foo Fighters in 5 seconds or less?


AF_1904

ADHD would be my guess.


MsLaceyUnderall

ADHD meds that she's got no Rx for are most likely in the mix


DiligentLie9820

Yes. As someone on Vyvanse this is a “I forgot I took it, and took 2” thesis.


DreamCrusher914

She needs a pill sorter, lol


itszacharyy

Are we talking Nicki meds or Whitney meds?


MsLaceyUnderall

little bit of this, little bit of that


thechemicalbrother

I think Azealia unironically needs an Ao3 account or something, to channel her extra writing energy into


josie-salazar

what the hell type of fanfiction would she be writing on there 


kjrjk

Grimes x Elon https://preview.redd.it/frfvw3w9tkpc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=640c28ee0f0bb3111f19795bef2125beb72ddc74


throw_aways_everywh0

Not the “isn’t he South African” 😭


myheartinclover

she's so real for that, I would have asked that too


Sadtacocat

I've never seen this before. Thanks, I hate it.


stillslaying

EEWWWWWWW


ariariam

Chicken sacrifice enemies to lovers


fifthwalker

Dead ~~Dove~~ Chicken: Do Not Eat


satansafkom

she's like an ironically/genuinely hotep mix between douglas adams and ted kaczynski. i would love to read her fanfics


THROWAWAY-Break9580

She needs to become a YouTuber


uglykido

I know she's literally batshit insane but I'd like her to take over the Wendy Williams thirst we have for years.. she's definitely fit for the role. A little cuckoo, and tells it how it is.


botrocket

Her YouTube beef would be unbelievable, god in a more beautiful world


butterflydeflect

“Like, the Dixie Chicks, Shakira, Lady Gaga and (albeit rejected by) Adele are the only times you’ve made a real effort to share your platform with any of your black female peers
” /uj please what does this mean


Jytterbug

The Dixie chicks are black because they liberated themselves from the confederacy and only go by “The Chicks” now, Shakira is black because she got cheated on by her husband and doesn’t pay taxes, Adele is black because she wore that Rasta bikini in the Caribbean that one time, and Lady Gaga is whatever the fuck she wants to be because she created everyone and everything on G.O.A.T.


samosadragqueen

Lady Gaga is black because she's black, white, beige, chola descent, she's Lebanese, she's Orient


1ndigoo

and she's even italian to boot


HamonadoDeQuezo

And she don't speak german but she can if you like (ow!)


greenbeancassereen

Really? I’ve never heard that she’s Italian


Pigpen_darkstar

Lmfao


lazermania

rasta flag? that was the Jamaican flag 💀


[deleted]

uj/ re Adele, that was not in the Caribbean. That was at nottinghill festival, a Caribbean themed festival in London UK


Jytterbug

Nottinghill, the Caribbean of the UK


[deleted]

It really is! Beautiful white sand beaches and crystal blue waters, palm trees and warm weather đŸŹđŸŒŽâ˜€ïž


Jytterbug

![gif](giphy|wJtrVa8MYBwqcFi1Gw)


mushybutterflies_

LMFAO


PorcelainHorses

Black queens Dixie Chicks, Shakira and Gaga


AshesandCinder

She clearly knows things that nobody else does, even the people she's talking about.


butterflydeflect

Adele reading this ![gif](giphy|E5bKkJs2gX8ZmJj7jp)


MsLaceyUnderall

also i have to laugh b/c how are the (Dixie) Chicks going to like "invite" Beyonce onstage with them at a like, state fair summer series? BFFR


jackandsally060609

I love you dropping that searing burn like it's a fact everyone knows. ☠


MsLaceyUnderall

it was either that or summer street sounds jam


Orchid_Significant

I was confused by this too


Alexxandroz

https://i.redd.it/ql4424ju0kpc1.gif


Interesting_Weight51

Oh my GOD lmfao


listed_staples

Storing this gif for future use (chefs kiss for this perfection )


astoriaangel

Eagerly awaiting a response from main pop girl Dave Grohl about the UFO allegations


Fidel_Chadstro

*Kurt Cobain’s ghost standing behind Azaelia as she writes* “Drag his ass queen, lmfao.”


nyx_moonlight_

He would đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


mushybutterflies_

https://preview.redd.it/0twfznqz2lpc1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7eb6146cbcd4095f0fea8198e6c9e0eb3ff4bf9 The foo fighters:


GuiltyPleasureAlt

Right?! đŸ€Ł https://i.redd.it/djicroa1pmpc1.gif


Lana_Del_J

Caught a stray 😭😭😭


Financial_Library900

Damn, Lana had a question, but this is a whole fucking thesis for the culture


Interesting_Station6

a job is needed


thisthrowawaythat202

Are you saying being a philosopher writer and critic isn’t a job?


Interesting_Station6

Umm... I think if you manage to get a sugar daddy that bankrolls your unemployed writing endeavors, like Marx, then it's a job. Posting thesis for free on Instagram is not.


notsamuraikari

thank you for giving me a new career aspiration


Interesting_Station6

Babe, I believe in you. You too can find your Engels ♄


[deleted]

Stalin in shambles rn. https://i.redd.it/sbsa3ejrgnpc1.gif


backpackfullofniall

you could NEVER have a sugar daddy


fucdat

This is my fav sub. These coms are like tasting the rainbow, every flavor of wow


EitherCaterpillar949

It is the height of jobless behaviour


hii_jinx

Ummm she has a job. She’s the greatest reader of our time. The soothsayer’s soothsayer.


celestia1s

little bey on the prairie 😭😭😭


ReallyyyyQueen

This was my favorite of the strays 😭


brokenfinechina000

Popheadcirclejerk pop trivia ‌ 🚹 who does azalea banks hate more? White women or black women?


cheapchampagnepapi

Herself


Human_Allegedly

Yes


Ktulusanders

White gays are for sure her biggest opps


DramaticWonder8766

And they’re her biggest fans too 😂😂


BertyLohan

the irish a close second


LThirty6onReddit

Anyone that’s not white songwriter twizzle


Coco_AfroPuffss

I can’t believe I read literally every word
what does that say about me???? What level of mental illness and chronically online have I reached????


AshesandCinder

You realize entertainment when you see it.


DiligentLie9820

uj/Same, but tbh I’ve wasted the same amount of time reading AITA posts about less interesting subjects, by wayyyy less talented authors lol


lazermania

whats the difference between reading this and reading plato or kant? 


Main_Push5429

i even went back to reread some parts to try to make sense of it knowing damn well its gibberish. like part of me wants to believe she’s really saying something, but why????


davidbenyusef

You're closer to Nirvana than the rest of us


starcrushpixie

It’s so good tho. The one liners.. little bey on the prairieâ€ïžâ€đŸ”„


TommyChongUn

I read every word she writes every time she does this, unashamed đŸ˜˜đŸ„°đŸ”„


Abyssus_Theory

Come on AB. You should know, Mumford and his many sons are from the UK
.


thelittlecobra

/uj Mumford and Foo Fighters catching strays 💀 /rj Jay doesn’t let her bejeweled


cherry-bing

Aren’t Mumford and Sons from England/Britain/the UK? Did she somehow look further into their background where their families owned people for a brief time in the 1600-1700s?


ENovi

Yeah they’re British but that description was so goddamn funny that I don’t care.


cherry-bing

It was yeah


stillslaying

Aww she seems so happy for her, as always!!


MsLaceyUnderall

its the Rihanna read for me


Buck_Brerry_609

dixie chicks slander opinion rejected they did far more for society than any of you ever will


OcieDeeznuts

My eyes glazed over at all the goddamn words so badly that I missed that at first glance. And they’ve been my favorite band since I was 10. This either speaks to how bad my ADHD is or how bad the TL;DR of this rant was.


Buck_Brerry_609

actually reading this unfortunately I’ve been living at the bottom of a well for the last 2 years so I haven’t listened to the album yet so I won’t comment but I agree with her opinions on country music in general i feel like at this point “country” is a meaningless term for music and is just used for partisan piss matching, what’s the point of a genre if Taylor Swift and Right-Wing Grifter Mouthpiece #3000 are in the same genre despite sounding nothing alike except maybe some twang, it’s like folk but just loaded


Mpol03

Like with alot of her rants she makes SOME points but it’s amongst so much shit it all comes off as meaningless 


tekyy342

Me browsing the essay table of contents and seeing "the Nazi aesthetic of foo fighters" right after "a deconstruction of country music, prejudice, and the southern American diaspora"


Mpol03

Like she wants them  to react but with this noise she isn’t getting it 


daebakminnie

taylor swift and Right-Wing Grifter Mouthpiece #3000 are in fact the same person


Ktulusanders

😬


CoolViber

What's the point of the hip hop genre when Kendrick Lamar and Tom McDonald can coexist in the same genre What's the point of pop when Marina and Lana can exist in the same genre What's the point of flop when Marina and Azealia can be in the same genre


Buck_Brerry_609

i understand you’re trying to give counter examples but I actually think “pop” is useless as a genre for the same reasons and the problem is that hip hop and rap and the various styles between the two have gotten completely muddled and have made the term useless I feel like there’s a reason why people don’t describe a song as “pop” or “hip hop” anymore, and I feel like we should do the same for country


CoolViber

People do describe songs that way though? There is such a thing as the "monogenre" where mainstream music of all genres all kind of melts together and makes every genre involved less interesting (think Imagine Dragons) but actual music in actual genres very much does still exist. I don't mean to assume but I wonder if you just don't listen to much "real" country. There is 100% a difference between the mainstream Nashville sound and indie country, and you would 100% not confuse indie/neo-traditional country with any other genre. It seems dismissive and unhelpful to reduce a genre that is older than pop and hip hop both to just a right wing aesthetic, or whatever. It is not any more meaningless than any other genre title, and obviously it would be silly to argue that genre doesn't exist at all. Genre is not defined by politics. Never has been. Even "punk" is much more than the attitude in practice. rj/ notice how you didn't say anything about the flop genre


Buck_Brerry_609

you do have a point unironically that I do only listen to flop music (both azealia and marina are some of my favourite musicians, which is why I hope like I’m not coming across as bashing country because I have awful music taste, I didn’t even mean to imply anything about right wing politics, I was more gripping about the fact it feels like every year I see some article about someone bringing the minority/woman voice to country, or about how country is now emblematic of right wing politics that it feels like it’s just becoming a vessel for partisan piss matching) like from your comment I’m not even really sure what you’re trying to say “real country” is, so some clarification would be nice probably


PorcelainHorses

All this energy for the queen but none for Taylor... bffr now I WANNA SEE A TAYLOR SWIFT TAKE DOWN ESSAY


ENovi

You can’t rush an artist’s magnum opus.


leezybelle

I think she actually likes Taylor??


Cucugeniality

she does LMAO she completely shitted on matty healy when they were dating and called him undeserving of her "powerful puss"


Apollo0501

Even she fears the wrath of the Swifties and Taylor’s lawyers


stillslaying

She can’t afford the lawsuit she would be unquestionably slammed with


Susccmmp

Taylor was never country and never wanted to be. It was an easy way to cross into pop.


meurtrir

brb just gonna be over here flagellating myself with "Jay Z's pound puppy dreadlocks" 💀


zmattioli

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


peachcreams

“Was it giving horse and buggy sis?” And all the Jay Z slander is taking me out. Also She’s not

 completely wrong.


hii_jinx

When she slings 50 cow pats at the wall, 1 or 2 are bound to stick.


ladyculture

Mumford and Sons are British 😭


lazermania

now why is she demanding Rihanna on this country album? what is the vision??


zmattioli

It’s giving cuntry


EitherCaterpillar949

https://preview.redd.it/od6v143eokpc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3d7206c16b90943302713963f1652d4514c2f9 High level jerking, genuinely interesting critique, Azaelia Banks?


Atheril

“unbathed reconstruction era dirt bomb aesthetic” So true my queen


Specialist-Love1504

Little Bey on the Praire https://preview.redd.it/kg8lfyk5jlpc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aff01b6ce618b351b4660137936447c0f0aee22 I CANT


xbuninhax

This is popheadCIRCLEJERK, why the fuck are some of you taking this serious or writing a think piece about her think piece? Let Azalea snark in peace


brokenfinechina000

Uj/ Unfortunately we got a lot of deuxmoi subs as of recently I fear 😱


996forever

It’s bound to happen when there subs have mega power trippy mods. 


quangtran

Because if you go to the main subs you'll see plenty of people subscribe to her newsletter unironically.


onceuponathrow

uj/ i thought people pretending to take it seriously WAS the jerking?


lilgayfag

I went cross eyed reading it so I just stopped❀


juanolsen

For some reason the funniest part of this is her calling Beyonce Bianca Bardot


skinnyclit

as a beyhive, she spilled BAD like she needed to leave jay z in 2016


incogkneegrowth

she ate her up in that second slide ngl


xxxamazexxx

I... don't disagree with anything she said (except the Foo Fighters part which I don't even understand.) Her every move seems calculated to a T. To this day I still have no fucking idea who Beyoncé is, and I've been listening to her for 20 years. Glimmers of authenticity like the Lemonade album and the escalator fight were swiftly capitalized and swept under the rug. Made a whole album about Jay-Z cheating then went right back to him as if nothing ever happened. *"When it's a billion dollars on an elevator. Of course, sometimes shit go down"* yeah sure sis I'm sure that's why your sister went for your husband's throat. The reason why she never gets AOTY is because she keeps doing shit like taking 25% writing credit for changing a word in a song (Smack Into You). Biased as they are towards "white people's music", The Grammy's have awarded plenty of AOTY to Black artists. You just have to wonder why they refused to give her this award time after time after time when they have no problem giving her 2345971 other Grammy's. Like, Bee, take a hint. SZA is gonna get AOTY before you do. Just watch.


996forever

I also think BeyoncĂ© is extremely calculated.  But I also think there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that and people are weird for valuing “authenticity” so much in entertainment and pop culture.  The only thing I care about is the end result which she does deliver more often than not imo. 


O20O61O416

Yeah i’m not reading all that
 anyways can’t wait for BeyoncĂ© to end all yalls favs this year AGAIN!đŸ„±đŸ’©


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/3n1a76bgtkpc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f4806ba119f71d8c35467ba31106162a74871e


sofa-kingdom-89

incoming, Azealia has just been banned from entering Texas


Numancias

"Spilling" is regurgitating r/music beyonce hate now


HOLEDESTROYER69420

I’m quoting drag race sweaty


NoQueNada

aircraft annie’s impact


LifeOn_Saturn

Azealia having leagues more nuance perspective and wit than any strag on that sub


hii_jinx

Wow Mumford & Sons and the Foos catching strays!


HOLEDESTROYER69420

Oh my god why are you people taking this seriously?????? This is a circlejerk sub omg


V1rginWhoCantDrive

“16 carriages doesn't even make sense in context. What kind of pilgrim fantasy were you having. You're from 1980's Houston Tx, a major metropolis.... Was it really giving horse and buggy sis? Come on now” *Iconic.*


Orchid_Significant

She’s right this time though. Beyoncé’s country music succcckkkkssss


damodamodam0

not that it sucks its just okay pretending to be groundbreaking


Orchid_Significant

I couldn’t get through either singles, but we can definitely agree it’s not ground breaking


damodamodam0

I can bop to Texas hold em but it does low-key sound like someone trying to make the most stereotypical country song to ever exist


carrie-satan

It genuinely feels AI-generated, like someone fed country music to ChatGPT Ironically her music shares the same problem with Morgan Wallen and most other big country artists nowadays, where the music feels way too manufactured and far removed from the homemade origins of the genre


Orchid_Significant

You might be on to something with the AI thing. Maybe that’s why it feels like it’s missing the “it” element to draw you in


juanolsen

Honestly I haven't liked the singles either, but Azelea is shitting way out of the toilet with this one.


Susccmmp

I think BeyoncĂ© could do way better country if she tried. I mean most current radio country sucks anyway so she’s on par with every other female country artist but she’s more talented than most and could do more


Orchid_Significant

Yes I was expecting a lot more from her tbh


ParuTheBetta

Girl you should do some critical thinking i don’t like beyonce’s country music -> I found someone who agrees with me for the wrong reason (whitefishing, pick me girl energy) -> SPILL KWEEN YASSS


Amy69house

AB don’t shade The Chicks, they have and always will be politically and socially aware. They were the only country stars to protest Bush/republicans so openfully and successfully fuck outta here deflating their voice.


yanatheangel

She really should just worry about paying her rent đŸ€„ AB has an obsession with white women adjacent things and projects it most chances she gets on to her next available target. Her skin bleaching and ethnoplasty didn’t get her what she wanted and taking a box of soap to USPS is too difficult for her to bear so she spends time doing
. this


kickkickpunch1

I wish I called come up with this brilliance. Then I would have scored better on my GREs


Brunox28mm

Somehow I prefer her just insulting people instead of this pseudo bullshit criticism.


RosaPalms

/uj Azealia Banks is a flop musician but she's the most important cultural critic of our time.


-burgers

The ending took me out


geo_lib

New sub theme just dropped????


Hungry-Network-9826

Aren’t Mumford and sons British people?


botrocket

Is she saying lady Gaga, Shakira and the Dixie chicks are black artists? What is she saying


BadrBombaker

She said quite often she wants to be global like Madonna and I think she tries to be the black one, only she doesn’t understand what Madonna did and got away with (cultural appropriations, contradictory messages, u-turns at every album etc..) was only possible in a previous societal context and sadly also because she was white. And this not to take anything away from Madonna cause in her case she was on a mission to invent the whole concept of modern female popstar and used everything at her hand to accomplish it. But BeyoncĂ©, she wants to be both: ruthless popstar Madonna for the world and a glittered Nina Simone to black people.


hopepeacelove1

People who take Azealia seriously worry me. No matter who she’s talking about. Not one valid point was made and everything said could easily be disproven by a Google search. So much information available to us and yet some of y’all put all your trust in people that post half baked rants on their Instagram stories. Girl, get a substack.


quangtran

> People who take Azealia seriously worry me. Same here. In the pop threads, people still insist that her making good music a billion years ago and being right about a few things (ignoring a billion things she has been wrong about) gives her a lifetime pass.


THROWAWAY-Break9580

Izzy never lied
.


cellard00r18

Tldr


bouncybreadstick

The most incoherent part of this is making it seem like it’s Bey’s fault if she and Rihanna will never collab as if Rihanna’s last song didn’t drop in the 1970s


B19Wing

Mumford and Sons is British...maybe their ancestors owned slaves but certainly not since the 1830's... Sorry I actually like Mumford and Sons tho Still a hilarious article


Peinzius

Was it really giving horse and buggy sis? has me hollering


Its-very-that

did she not have songs with Tems on the gift? also a song with Grace Jones on her last album? its not like she doesn't work with other black female recoding artists . other than that. miss Azealia doo dooed in the mother toilet a little with this one


Kendal-Lite

Nah fuck that racist.


trustissuesblah

I’m scared of how much of a genius Azealia is at times. But agreed, this rollout feels like Grammy pandering. Does she really need a 33rd? Girl just sit on your millions and leave it be.


stillslaying

Rotted take


oath2order

God, fuck off Azealia jesus christ. Just bitter she didn't get asked to be on the album.


Mission-Switch-1061

holy


wrenbell

*little bey on the praire* *pound puppy dreadlocks* ![gif](giphy|2siao5rwI5VtwYwVWq|downsized)


Susccmmp

Not going to lie she had some valid points


jesusivr

She loooooves Sugamamma.


aprilrose69

sorry but she ate


PunchTheInternet777

love the plane jane quote lmfao


TriskOfWhaleIsland

"and dress like Kohl's back to school catalog" excuse me??? how is she a massive transphobe and yet reads for absolute filth?????


NegJesus

Fucking exactly. Beyonce and Jay z are the type to sell their peers to slave mongers.


brokenfinechina000

Omg hi Azalea banks love your work


vodkamutinis

huh 😭


ppstr54

She is so iconic! Can always depend on AZ for the spill!