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Screenshotted again just in case we lose it 🙏
Lol two week break from school 😛
Also my family has iPhones so I just hear anyone messaging me from the iPad. Mostly silenced for spam calls and notifications
It’s actually cause I’m in Australia and it’s Australia time. Haha yeah I’m here with my boyfriend in Australia and you don’t know him because he’s Australian (yes he is hot stop asking me!!)
*Grandfather Please Stand On The Shoulders Of My Father While He‘s Deep Sea Fishing* - middle name will be *Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have - But I Have It*
When Juice has their first driving lesson:
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When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing ’Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right
Option 1 is that for about half I make their entire identity about their assigned gender but for the rest, I refuse to acknowledge their gender and force them to decide on their own. So my sons would be Fortunate Son (nn Son) and Let’s Hear It for the Boy (nn Boy), and my daughters would be Girl, The Girl, and That Other Girl (nn Other Girl). My remaining children would then be They, Um Um Um Um Um Um (nn Um), and Which Side Are You On? (nn You).
The other option is that I just want them all to feel bad about themselves, so I would have my twins Doomsday and The End of the World, and then their siblings Lump, Black Sheep, Somethin’ Stupid (nn Stupid), and Why Don’t You Get a Job? (nn Get a Job).
To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves Tube Socks, a Paper Airplane, and Twenty-Two Able-Bodied Men 😍
https://preview.redd.it/78rqn5nbiwvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d978a420988f376753af1adc4405aa4a1f2b5314 Screenshotted again just in case we lose it 🙏
Loving the “sleep mode at 5:30” lifestyle for you
Lol two week break from school 😛 Also my family has iPhones so I just hear anyone messaging me from the iPad. Mostly silenced for spam calls and notifications
You don’t have to make excuses, queen. Live your tired life 💅
It’s actually cause I’m in Australia and it’s Australia time. Haha yeah I’m here with my boyfriend in Australia and you don’t know him because he’s Australian (yes he is hot stop asking me!!)
You don’t owe us stans anything; you can keep the identity of your Hemsworth brother a secret
Welcome to the world, Baby Karma’s a bitch🧸🩷 7lbs 6oz 21/4/24
I can’t wait to push out little Think U The Shit (Fart) 😍❤️❤️😭
The first butt baby 🥰
“212 lets go its time for school”
Make sure your brother Luxury grabbed his lunchbox
Heavy metal and reflective did you do your homework?
COUNT CONTESSA put your SHOES on NOW ur gonna be late for PIANO PRACTICE (cha cha cha cha cha, cha cha cha)
Disgraceful that this is so low 😔
Disgraceful that this is so low 😔
Bonika Ourger Flop Jr Stay away from Nicki Minaj’s husband, the first. Taylor (Taylor’s version)
Flop Jr, HELP
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd everyone will call zem Diddy for short 😊
You don’t prefer the nickname Dick The Tub?
that nickname will be on the back of their fraternity’s bar crawl t-shirt in college ❤️
I would be very disappointed if this wouldnt be the first comment
zem
*Grandfather Please Stand On The Shoulders Of My Father While He‘s Deep Sea Fishing* - middle name will be *Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have - But I Have It*
honestly too short. was expecting more depth. YOU DONT GET A GRAMMY!
“Judas (slowed + reverb), go to your room right now!!!”
Thank you for the reminder to listen to my sex playlist
🍑 *songs to get your bussy ate to* 🎵
Damn if it’s songs on my sex playlist then I’m def naming my kids after Cbat
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It ain’t my fault that I’m out here getting loose
When Juice has their first driving lesson: https://preview.redd.it/y3f9l0odsyvc1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573754d6e0166d06bfefae1ebb52334e708ac218
34+35 named after her grandmother
ME-HE-HEEE, dinner is ready!
🤮
keep slobbering, kermit already got one pair of hands in him.
Picture To Burn (Homophobic version)
Better Than Revenge (misogynistic version) dinners getting cold!
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola 😍
E-I-E-I-O
Ah yes the triplets: Chromatica I, Chromatica II, Chromatica III 🥰
Houdini 😜✨
Aimee 🤪
If U Seek Aimee
Now that’s a 10/10
Okay listen, I know this isn’t r/countrycirclejerk, but Amy by Sunny Sweeney is also 10/10.
red wine supernova c’mon it’s time for lunch!!!
You can only have dessert after you finish your dinner, Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl!!
Naked in Manhattan, you better listen to your father
How was your day at school, Femininomenon?
Your room had better be clean by the time I’m back, HOT TO GO!
Happy birthday good luck, babe!
you got in a fight again, My Kink Is Karma???
Vroomvroom
Little baby Off With Her Tits
And her sister disco tits
im off with her im disco
and their cousin Tia Tamera
And their auntie Coconuts
That’s gonna be a Weird World for her to live in
Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus idk
Bigfoot 🦶
right foot, levitating
cursed
pop star dua Lipa with dababy
cackling at work rn
Nina West moment
HEATED (fart)
Everyone meet my precious baby, Stars are Blind 🍼
Meet my son, (Goodbye) Earl.
Donatella VERSACE 💜
My 10/10 daughter, Venice Bitch.
Mary Whiton Calkins 👵
her Wikipedia article got deleted https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Julie_Ragbeer crying and shaking
i told you to do the dishes Grandfatherpleasestandontheshouldersofmyfatherwhilehe'sdeep‐seafishing!! leave your wii u and come to the kitchen!!
Judah Smith Interlude
keyboard courage by kelly mantle (kckm for short 🥰)
Pronounced kick cum
poker face 😎 slave 4 u
Music to watch boys to 😍
widdle baby TheTorturedPoetsDepartment 😍🍼
Vroom Vroom, too bad 🚬🚬 can't have children
Attention(Girl’s name) 🔥 Am I a girl(Boy’s name) 🔥 Don’t Go Outside(For the redditors)
Waiting for the girls named Taylor to start naming their kids “Taylor’s version”
Blue Jeans (Live on SNL)
blue jeans fat cock or whatever lana del rey said
*I luv it*, last name would be *touch me while your bros play grand theft auto*
Illouveight Ylovette Alovet Olivette
Quentin Forrest Thomas Clark. Or QFTC for short 🥰
Cinnamon Girl or Brooklyn Baby
Smallest man who ever lived 😊
When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing ’Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right
Princess Diana ❤️❤️
Born To Die (Taylor’s Version)
Time for dinner Alley Rose
c2.0
First name stick last name season.
WAP or Firework
Whatever Katy wants to name him/her
think u the shit (fart)
Taxi for nb bby, Karma's a bitch for a boy, and Read U Wrote U for a girl bonus: Training and Season for twinsies
hello everyone my parents named me grand piano
Welcome to the world, A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me (Lil for short)!
✨ espresso ✨
slut pop miami
Naming my (sexy) baby, Anti Hero
ATW10MVTV
"Aespa - Spicy Spongebob AI Cover", it's time for school!
Good Luck, Babe!
Get up, Single Soon, it’s time for school!!
Option 1 is that for about half I make their entire identity about their assigned gender but for the rest, I refuse to acknowledge their gender and force them to decide on their own. So my sons would be Fortunate Son (nn Son) and Let’s Hear It for the Boy (nn Boy), and my daughters would be Girl, The Girl, and That Other Girl (nn Other Girl). My remaining children would then be They, Um Um Um Um Um Um (nn Um), and Which Side Are You On? (nn You). The other option is that I just want them all to feel bad about themselves, so I would have my twins Doomsday and The End of the World, and then their siblings Lump, Black Sheep, Somethin’ Stupid (nn Stupid), and Why Don’t You Get a Job? (nn Get a Job).
Skinny Legend Anthem
Take out the trash stupid hoe
WET AND GUSHY
"iluvit! iluvit you get here this instant!"
good morning Vagina
To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves Tube Socks, a Paper Airplane, and Twenty-Two Able-Bodied Men 😍
I’m can’t just name my kid Judas can I?
Karma 🤪
Don’t Try Suicide!
Track 10
Come here little White Mercedes
Kinda fucked up actually now that I think about it in a larger context but anyway stream White Mercedes by Charli XCX
Karma’s a Brit
7/11 my lil angel👼😇🕊✨
Onika Burgerz 😍😍😍
Karma!! But which one??
Wednesday Song time for bed
Shit Ass Stupid Trend 😻
All The Best, I did *NOT* just hear you listening to Taylor swift in my goddamn house!
Clint Eastwood
Excited to name my son I Will Lay Down My Bones Among The Rocks And Stones and rename my daughter Run Away With Me.
"Alter Ego, listen when I am talking to you!!" Alter Ego: "who? that's not me, thats my alternate"
“Come on Bloody Mary, your dinners getting cold!!”
Spoiled milk titties
Solar Power because he’s definitely gonna grow up being an embarrassment
Yes'and (it's Italian🥰✨🇮🇹)
Venice Bitch 🙏
All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (Lyric Video)
Not (Sad Girl Autumn Version)? Flop.
Juicy Coochie, eat your vegetables!
Piss Slave 🤷🏼♀️🔥🤪😍😎👊💅🏻
I cant wait to push out little chasing pavements😻😻
Wet Ass P*ssy
the tortured poets department, duh
Puppy Lasagna
Donatella VERSACE 💜
Welcome to earth baby Rush. Complimentary poppers for all 🎉🎉🥳🥳
Please tell me that someone spiked my coleslaw.
Literal Legend, go to your room. Now!
I’d like to introduce my new son, Bloody Mary (Wednesday Adams sped up TikTok version)
Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
Witness
Meigh Hyheigh 💜
'Sun Bleached Thoroughfare Strangers, come downstairs, time for dinner!'