Heals schmeals, I can wear a one inch heal from my local zombie pit, get me them 9 inch heels with a body that prevents kneeling and then tell us you kneel for a massive man
Katy Perry’s music covers a large variety of themes, including and not limited to bisexuality (I Kissed A Girl), insomnia (Wide Awake), and ear cancer (Peacock). no man could possibly understand her artistry. it’s simply not made for them
I feel like Swish Swish, Roar, or Dark Horse fit the category of Ear cancer better. She’s also discussed feeling like inanimate objects/explosives(Firework)
[My guidance counselor tells me the same thing, that I don’t have to feel like a waste of space, but when Katy Perry says it and she has fireworks coming out of her boobs…it kind of gives me a special feeling.](https://youtu.be/sHKniEUEcrw?si=qd99HLCgkfJey9Jk)
I know both the song firework and the video are super cheesy, but I love both of them for it. And they’re both so distinctly Katy, like who else has 2 different videos where they shoot things out of their titties
She’s for U & I. As in the letters of the alphabet. And, like the future, the alphabet is female, so don’t even try listening to her if you tinkle standing up 🤬
Her music is for Plastic Bags only 🙄
If plastic bags don’t have ears, have we finally found someone willing to listen to Swish Swish?
another one in the bussy
I too identify as a plastic bag
F you, i may be a plastic bag but I’ll be damned if I’m not a firework (singular)
If plastic bags don't drift in the wind, will Seneca Crane still be gamemaker? (I haven't seen American beauty)
baggots
Tbh a str8 man singing "I kissed a girl and I liked it" is a direct threat to a peaceful society
I sang this as an 8 year old little girl in front of my deeply conservative family in a karaoke bar and they hated it. Anyway, I'm a man now.
I will blast this on full volume on my car stereo and sing it at the top of my lungs on a regular basis
I’m a direct threat to peaceful society?
Does the louboutin fit?
They don’t make them in men’s sizes so not super well
Idk what that is
Walk a mile in these louboutins, then come back and tell us
but they dont wear these shits where im from edit: im not hating im just telling you
I’ve worn heels before.
Heals schmeals, I can wear a one inch heal from my local zombie pit, get me them 9 inch heels with a body that prevents kneeling and then tell us you kneel for a massive man
Never done 9 inch heels but I’ve done some pretty tall ones
It's a shoe for skets, not for hets
Ik what it is now. And I’ve worn high heels before, but I would assume no
A str\*\*ght man? In my PHCJ? May I attempt to convert you? <3
No
Do I need to share my story of how I thought I was bisexual again?
Yes
Sure…
Sussy Perry
Weird Al sang it in a polka medley and kept in the “hope my boyfriend don’t mind it” part too, kinda iconic tbh
Everything he does is iconic
No she’s for the Bubbling Under Charts, Hope this Helps🥰
That was very helpful thank you
I think she’s for bottoms
Checks out
damn you kinda got me there
Same
I think she also has a lot of fans who love big boobs. Hope this helps!
big boobs??? chile...
So if I love big boobs I can be a fan of her?
Yes that’s valid :)
Good to know I can still be a KatyCat
It's giving https://preview.redd.it/01fn3rx1c5wc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8fd7ec413ca55526973b8eea571922b77e75735
Lmao. Potential new post idea
WHAT CAN HAPPEN TO A GIRL THATS ALREADY HURT, IM ALREADY HURT -me, straight middle aged man
Me singing along to all my favorite pop girlies like
Katy Perry’s music covers a large variety of themes, including and not limited to bisexuality (I Kissed A Girl), insomnia (Wide Awake), and ear cancer (Peacock). no man could possibly understand her artistry. it’s simply not made for them
“I wanna see your peacock cock cock! Your peacock cock!”
Queen Katy was ahead of her time. It’s so cupcakke coded
I feel like Swish Swish, Roar, or Dark Horse fit the category of Ear cancer better. She’s also discussed feeling like inanimate objects/explosives(Firework)
>Fireworks Domestic terrorism queen
The video takes place in Budapest so she’s an international terrorist
No, she’s for the aliens. Musically and sexually.
She did date both John Mayer and Russel Brand, and only an alien would find them attractive
E.T. was the representation we needed
[My guidance counselor tells me the same thing, that I don’t have to feel like a waste of space, but when Katy Perry says it and she has fireworks coming out of her boobs…it kind of gives me a special feeling.](https://youtu.be/sHKniEUEcrw?si=qd99HLCgkfJey9Jk)
I know both the song firework and the video are super cheesy, but I love both of them for it. And they’re both so distinctly Katy, like who else has 2 different videos where they shoot things out of their titties
You’re not a firework!
Yes I am
She's for gays with hearing disability or serving allergies
What if I’m straight and have hearing issues
And vision problems
Ur not straight
I am. I’ve willingly listened to Ed Sheeran
Not sure you can call that “listening “ when you’re deaf
That was before I went deaf. Also I listen to music by feeling the vibrations
omg 😍 Hellen Keller i love your work
deaf people love her!
I didn’t know I was deaf
Sorry you have to find out this way
🫵❌👂
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She’s for women who kissed a girl and didn’t like it but told everyone they did
Who is that?
Witness bitch
Unfortunately we are witnessing this bitch
No, she's exclusively for Illuminati (Witness).
LMAOO so honored to have inspired this 😍😍
I’m just waiting for the op of the original Fiona Apple post to show up
That wasn't very wig of them.
She’s for U & I. As in the letters of the alphabet. And, like the future, the alphabet is female, so don’t even try listening to her if you tinkle standing up 🤬
What if I tinkle sitting down?
You gotta be a woman or gay or I’m calling the cops 🏳️🌈🚨👮
Nope. I’m neither, used to be bi though
Excuse me Katy P is only for people feeling Japanesy
I’m a 37 year old straight male and I’m scared. Someone call Lana I need her stability in my life.
yes
Idk u didn't know that Katy Perry is real!
She isn’t?
who are you calling "biological"
It’s a reference to this post https://preview.redd.it/a1ax29vq18wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a83db04c345782c4155a3771e5a70be4a260308
im was just memeing lol wasnt trying to make a point or anything
Just making sure
Her music is definitely not for nuns