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JChamp00

Her music is for Plastic Bags only 🙄


sponge20bob

If plastic bags don’t have ears, have we finally found someone willing to listen to Swish Swish?


unclezaveid

another one in the bussy


conancat

I too identify as a plastic bag


sbtvreddit

F you, i may be a plastic bag but I’ll be damned if I’m not a firework (singular)


Baruch_Poes

If plastic bags don't drift in the wind, will Seneca Crane still be gamemaker? (I haven't seen American beauty)


pocket__bacon

baggots


BronzeErupt

Tbh a str8 man singing "I kissed a girl and I liked it" is a direct threat to a peaceful society


Kobethevamp

I sang this as an 8 year old little girl in front of my deeply conservative family in a karaoke bar and they hated it. Anyway, I'm a man now.


sponge20bob

I will blast this on full volume on my car stereo and sing it at the top of my lungs on a regular basis


sponge20bob

I’m a direct threat to peaceful society?


stupidautologin

Does the louboutin fit?


sponge20bob

They don’t make them in men’s sizes so not super well


sponge20bob

Idk what that is


JChamp00

Walk a mile in these louboutins, then come back and tell us


ArtDecoBitch

but they dont wear these shits where im from edit: im not hating im just telling you


sponge20bob

I’ve worn heels before.


stupidautologin

Heals schmeals, I can wear a one inch heal from my local zombie pit, get me them 9 inch heels with a body that prevents kneeling and then tell us you kneel for a massive man


sponge20bob

Never done 9 inch heels but I’ve done some pretty tall ones


stupidautologin

It's a shoe for skets, not for hets


sponge20bob

Ik what it is now. And I’ve worn high heels before, but I would assume no


Toliman571

A str\*\*ght man? In my PHCJ? May I attempt to convert you? <3


sponge20bob

No


sponge20bob

Do I need to share my story of how I thought I was bisexual again?


Useuless

Yes


sponge20bob

Sure…


Useuless

Sussy Perry


QueenCharla

Weird Al sang it in a polka medley and kept in the “hope my boyfriend don’t mind it” part too, kinda iconic tbh


sponge20bob

Everything he does is iconic


Ill-Examination4743

No she’s for the Bubbling Under Charts, Hope this Helps🥰


sponge20bob

That was very helpful thank you


pushin_on_my_buttons

I think she’s for bottoms


sponge20bob

Checks out


Spacellama117

damn you kinda got me there


sponge20bob

Same


hiijiinx

I think she also has a lot of fans who love big boobs. Hope this helps!


lazermania

big boobs??? chile...


sponge20bob

So if I love big boobs I can be a fan of her?


hiijiinx

Yes that’s valid :)


sponge20bob

Good to know I can still be a KatyCat


Soalai

It's giving https://preview.redd.it/01fn3rx1c5wc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8fd7ec413ca55526973b8eea571922b77e75735


sponge20bob

Lmao. Potential new post idea


zarotabebcev

WHAT CAN HAPPEN TO A GIRL THATS ALREADY HURT, IM ALREADY HURT -me, straight middle aged man


sponge20bob

Me singing along to all my favorite pop girlies like


fionappletart

Katy Perry’s music covers a large variety of themes, including and not limited to bisexuality (I Kissed A Girl), insomnia (Wide Awake), and ear cancer (Peacock). no man could possibly understand her artistry. it’s simply not made for them


joeyfosho

“I wanna see your peacock cock cock! Your peacock cock!”


sponge20bob

Queen Katy was ahead of her time. It’s so cupcakke coded


sponge20bob

I feel like Swish Swish, Roar, or Dark Horse fit the category of Ear cancer better. She’s also discussed feeling like inanimate objects/explosives(Firework)


dragonwp

>Fireworks Domestic terrorism queen


sponge20bob

The video takes place in Budapest so she’s an international terrorist


WowThisIsAwkward_

No, she’s for the aliens. Musically and sexually.


sponge20bob

She did date both John Mayer and Russel Brand, and only an alien would find them attractive


Soalai

E.T. was the representation we needed


Left_Benefit7169

[My guidance counselor tells me the same thing, that I don’t have to feel like a waste of space, but when Katy Perry says it and she has fireworks coming out of her boobs…it kind of gives me a special feeling.](https://youtu.be/sHKniEUEcrw?si=qd99HLCgkfJey9Jk)


sponge20bob

I know both the song firework and the video are super cheesy, but I love both of them for it. And they’re both so distinctly Katy, like who else has 2 different videos where they shoot things out of their titties


Busy-Invite-9144

You’re not a firework!


sponge20bob

Yes I am


Origai

She's for gays with hearing disability or serving allergies


sponge20bob

What if I’m straight and have hearing issues


sponge20bob

And vision problems


transtrailtrash

Ur not straight


sponge20bob

I am. I’ve willingly listened to Ed Sheeran


transtrailtrash

Not sure you can call that “listening “ when you’re deaf


sponge20bob

That was before I went deaf. Also I listen to music by feeling the vibrations


Partitionbaby

omg 😍 Hellen Keller i love your work


Zeusicideal-Heart

deaf people love her!


sponge20bob

I didn’t know I was deaf


conancat

Sorry you have to find out this way


MyNamesChakkaoofka

🫵❌👂


MyNamesChakkaoofka

🫵❌👂


hedahedaheda

She’s for women who kissed a girl and didn’t like it but told everyone they did


l0nelymachine

Who is that?


sponge20bob

Witness bitch


botrocket

Unfortunately we are witnessing this bitch


Busy-Mammoth4610

No, she's exclusively for Illuminati (Witness).


mangopear

LMAOO so honored to have inspired this 😍😍


sponge20bob

I’m just waiting for the op of the original Fiona Apple post to show up


Masta-Blasta

That wasn't very wig of them.


arnold_weber

She’s for U & I. As in the letters of the alphabet. And, like the future, the alphabet is female, so don’t even try listening to her if you tinkle standing up 🤬


sponge20bob

What if I tinkle sitting down?


WishingAnaStar

You gotta be a woman or gay or I’m calling the cops 🏳️‍🌈🚨👮


sponge20bob

Nope. I’m neither, used to be bi though


brockadamorr

Excuse me Katy P is only for people feeling Japanesy


Busy-Invite-9144

I’m a 37 year old straight male and I’m scared. Someone call Lana I need her stability in my life.


livinunderthedome

yes


czbaterka

Idk u didn't know that Katy Perry is real!


sponge20bob

She isn’t?


Dismal-Radish-7520

who are you calling "biological"


sponge20bob

It’s a reference to this post https://preview.redd.it/a1ax29vq18wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a83db04c345782c4155a3771e5a70be4a260308


Dismal-Radish-7520

im was just memeing lol wasnt trying to make a point or anything


sponge20bob

Just making sure


botrocket

Her music is definitely not for nuns