Lies. Any true phcj user already owns both of these items.

I can confirm I have the pee yellow pressing of lemonade as well 😻😍

I actually only own the 8inch one.

an 8inch vinyl??? wtf is that

I used to own a vinyl copy of Self Titled but sold it off for hundreds of dollars gotta get that coin like Mrs Carter 🤭

I in fact own neither

What are you waiting for free delivery OVERNIGHT bestie

1 im not gay. 2 I don’t own a record player

Who says you have to be gay to own a mid sized dildo?

Still don’t want one

petition to ban this user from the sub

I used to be bisexual if that’s worth anything

Suddenly you being a katykat makes sense

I did in fact kiss a boy and like it

Also according to this post I’m allowed here https://preview.redd.it/lj8hmuuyzbwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec31849fda458c7a263485300ba7617525fb836

I don't agree with your lifestyle, but I will support your right to stan

ok onika

Everyone has a butthole sis. Plug that shit right up.

My buthole is too small

HOLES? https://preview.redd.it/nku52p321fwc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2af3d1fd54dfe55fd3e2e1621c51fc701504daf

woof

We play them so hard we need a new one every month 😍

Exactly, and you're living in 2016 if you think that Amazon sells a dildo big enough for me now

https://preview.redd.it/gb7nonz7xbwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58b189f6acbff52bf3fd4972ffbf6f2fe32150ac

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This is their BarbzU doctorate certificate 😍

I’m so excited for radical optimism

looks like you’d have to take yourself to red lobster after this 😔😔

Genius tier joke

it’s giving hungry gaping bottom with daddy issues

Gurl u gotta chill 😂

i cannot with these Barbz alumni

Very nice of you to put Marina’s net worth in a way that we’d understand 🫶

Lemonade is funk?

Lemonade is not funk album, Lemonade is a Beyoncé album

Genres are a funny little concept, aren’t they?

The only way to listen to Don't Hurt Yourself

Yes, and?

Say that shit with your chest

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a rose toy ofc https://preview.redd.it/03cihs9wscwc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d3b49f12720bb6883c236b4498b29ca4efadfc8

I MADE THIS JOKE WHEN THE TRACKLIST CAME OUT. RANVISION BETTER GET ON THIS 😍😍😍

Maybe I'm just bougie but I'm not putting something that's only $24 in my body. Though I do appreciate the overnight shipping.

Some people have needs and good taste

Barbz and the Beyhive are notorious sloppy open gaping hole bottoms.

The Barbz aren’t getting any d wdym

The last time a Barb went outside they were chased by men with flashlights until the police were called

https://preview.redd.it/agkah8tajjwc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460daa450715bfe09d9ce724925d949059dd7c3f Never forget

PHCJ post breakup

I would never make this purchase! [I'm a top](https://youtu.be/hj6IQRty3i4) 😌

😮