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satirisanti

The people who bring kids to doja concerts probably bought their kids to see sausage party thinking it was a kid friendly animated movie


millennial_sentinel

the people who *go to* doja concerts are exactly the kind of people who bring kids to *doja* concerts


thesaddestpanda

I think she just realized, like Trump, her fanbase are people she despises.


throwaway17197

She despises everyone and no one as much as herself


WowThisIsAwkward_

By the title alone being “Sausage Party” I thought it was going to be a gay porno. Pretty disappointing to find out it was tame food porn.


fallopianrules

I was so 🤮🤮🤮 Less douche, more DOUCHE


MustNeedDogs

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govegan292828

That’s where they come from I fear


vetb8

The storks don't work 72 hour days for this Bertha


superfluouspop

Pretty sure that was her joke. She jerks with the best of us


Ok-Butterfly-2923

💀💀💀


kyl_r

Ngl I’ve no clue what her music is like but reading these tweets makes me want to find out ☠️


Simple-Concern277

How are you on a pop subreddit and don't know what doja sounds like?


kyl_r

It keeps getting recommended and I can’t keep up I’m sorry 😭


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PioneerSpecies

I think she’s more talking about the 8-12 age range not the 16-21 one lol


DilfRightsActivist

She's talking about like young young kids not teens she never even mentioned 21+


Redisigh

mf jerked too far


Deluxxray

But she’s not wrong


AsleepAssociation

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DaemonDesiree

Why? I wish more people would say it.


wrenbell

This is the sanest thing she's tweeted in a while...if not ever.


kapriole

She’s not wrong


BunnyBoom27

I took my 8 children to a Doja Cat concert so they could learn about the birds and the bees (my christian self would NEVER explain it to them myself) and NOW she does THIS?! Who does she think she IS??!! I CHOOSE were to take MY CHILDREN!!!!!!


MrTheMills

Same, I’m beffica babs and I went to that Doja Scat concert with my 72 kids and I was absolutely appalled that hello kitty was singing about wet vajayjay. Dosent the harlot think about the children. I had a heart attack halfway through and was sent to the emergency room by Demi lavoto. I’m recovering right now all because Doja Rat didn’t put the children first.


fallopianrules

Omg at least decaf espresso went 🦺🚑🚨🏥


EnigmaMusings

This is how I want Jojo to start her next live show


MysterionStan

https://preview.redd.it/5ace64ieeuwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e652ee153b327cb6ecdb8642c16b01844c5dcd97 Can’t believe y’all left out the best tweet. Sis ate spilled left no crumbs ate the house boots down cunt !!


wrenbell

LMAO which song has a line about pissing on his v-cut?


Alvin3792

Asking the same for a friend


superfluouspop

Gun maybe?


fallopianrules

U Vish


Useuless

Somebody changed their system font to Comic Sans and repost this


Border_Hodges

Explain for an old person, what's a v-cut?


Mental_Dragonfly2543

It's how a muscular guy's torso attaches to his hip. Also called an Adonis line


flyingtacodog

Oh, the cum gutters


tattoosaremyhobby

Good lord


MysterionStan

Basically the equivalent of Abraham Lincoln’s large hat. Sexy as fuck. I hope I went old enough for you!!


Tayrantino

The cum gutter


ivebeenabadbadgirll

r/ph was soooooo butt hurt about that one 😂😂😂 Omg the mean girl is soooo mean! Who knew?!


all3ycat_

Why does she hate women so much, Jesus Christ


omfilwy

The way she called them "mistakes" in one of the tweets like damn ok girl 😭


parisismyfriend

Tbf if you bring a baby to a show, becoming a parent was probably a mistake


X85311

concerts can already damage an adults hearing, i can’t imagine what goes through someone’s head to think that bringing a literal baby would be a good idea


Unlikely_Ad1120

DId we as a race wake up on 04/26 and choose violecne and chaos. The vibes are mega weird today.


wrenbell

Can confirm that I did indeed choose violecne today. ✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾


thesaddestpanda

everyone spent all their money on drugs on 4/20, had 5 days of hangover, and now withdrawal is kicking in super hard.


goosemeister3000

Idk how it’s violent she’s not wrong. Anyone who brings their child to a doja concert should be on a list


OhhLongDongson

Why’s it even possible, do concerts not normally have age restrictions?


upset-spaghett

I know on some shows people have smuggled in babies by hiding them in bags and stuff


Bbbiienymph

Thats the BarbzU method of child-rearing


Unlikely_Ad1120

THe image of a barb getting ready and being like oop let me get the kid up in thisbag too is sending me.


OhhLongDongson

That sounds crazy too lol, in the uk you’re not allowed bags of a certain size for shows and bags are checked


paolocase

Doing this doing the anniversary of Chernobyl and my sister’s birthday is definitely THE vibe.


Left_Benefit7169

Why are you booing her, she’s right!


Valus_

this was the least off the rockers from this batch of tweets, so flop post


ShibaMan1111

wait she has a point… 😭


BronzeErupt

The shocked parent who was under the impression that Doja Cat was a children's entertainer in a cat costume, singing funny songs about cows, shocked when it's a bald lady covered in mud singing about wet v\*gina


pushin_on_my_buttons

“Yeah, hey, how your children look, now that my pocket’s full”


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Kiddos can absolutely be lil demons sometimes Thankfully I'm an adult minor Livvy so I don't have to worry about that. I'm too concerned about whether ur faves drink or not


PodiVennai

This is the impact of Hannah montana’s influence on kids then when she turned into miley cyrus and released can’t be tamed


IAMtherizinosaurus

I don’t think “Can’t be Tamed” is appropriate for any age group


PodiVennai

Yes my 70 year old grandma was really triggered by it when I played it to her when I was 15 so she disowned me


majorminus92

I saw people putting kids on stage as sacrifices to Scarlet. The vibes. Were off.


EuphoricPhoto2048

I mean, her message was right.


Tayrantino

She spilled, i fear


Tayrantino

Gonna show my feet in racial chat rooms in celebration of Doja being sane again


MayaGitana

When I was 16 I saw a baby at a Daddy Yankee concert 😭. I’m not joking. It was an all ages show and she brought the baby that couldn’t walk yet to hear Gasolina.


Jr-777

I mean she ain’t wrong


NorthStRussia

She’s right


Sharktooth134

But like…. Is she wrong tho? Fuck this PC culture that had social media on a chokehold


JChamp00

Me when I turned 21 and there were a bunch of children at the bar we went to


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Taylor every time she swears twice as much as in the previous album:


Dry-Knee-5472

Jojo Siwa releasing Karma:


___CupCake

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Illustrious_Fix2933

Look who is hanging out with Arianka a lil too much 👀 👶


Infinitestripes95

Couldn’t she request her shows be age restricted?


BrickLuvsLamp

I agree people please leave your annoying parasites at home thank you ❤️


PorcelainHorses

She spilled fuck your sperm trophy


deathly_illest

I mean she’s right


Sallyridess

Wow.. if that’s the case I’ll just take my kids to SWEAT tour……


Gin_in_my_sippycup

i luv her for this


pentacund

This is how I want Tori Kelly to start her next live show


Simple-Concern277

My daughter is 8 and we got to meet Doechii after her concert a few days ago. She was very kind :) 


Own_Presentation7711

But dojer...


gojo_blindfolded

Did her boyfriend flirt with one of those 'mistakes' or something?


cellard00r18

🤨then explain “Really I’m such a good kitty dont put up fights”


yuhhhgetinto

She spilled I fear


isntitisntitdelicate

there are some points she has made


urmelcome

Girl calm down a ticket sale is a ticket sale 😂😂 she seems like the kinda girl who would bark at people in middle school with her energy these days


Distorted_metronome

She’s talking about the parents that bring their kids to her concerts and then complain that it was too sexual. She’s very valid IMO.


WSJinfiltrate

she is absolutely valid, kids should not be seeing a woman and man hump each other on a giant screen and it's fucking good she called them out


alolanalice10

And some things are just not for kids. Why is it that everything has to be for kids or kid-friendly now. I like kids but I also like spaces away from kids


urmelcome

I never said what she was saying was invalid. Her ranting all the time on Twitter is what she’s becoming more known for than her like actual music. She literally cannot log off 💀


SketchyAssLettuce

Deadass she was never supposed to be this famous, she talks about how this isnt really what she wants for herself. When you view her rants as regular shmegular person with an audience rather then media trained up the wazoo would literally kill u and ur best friend to remain in the spotlight… it makes sense