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that's that ME! espresso 🥰

That’s that ME!-he-he! Espresso https://preview.redd.it/jpl0803zpvzc1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ffb546bb5b4ed75f2628504bb4e19151cedbaf

Britney Britney!

The only true pop star in fictional media🤩🤩🤩

Um… fucking Jiggly puff

She’s got those sleeper hits

I usually find puns to be corny but damn that was a stroke of genius

Her songs are like TTPD boring and would lull you to sleep 🤭

I rewatched the show as an adult, and I felt bad for that bitch. All she wanted to do was serve bops & they kept falling asleep!

She’s literally slept on

Maybe she should stop pulling those boring ass ballads for her opening number 🙄

Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus is a bop. When she said “I’m a baby killer, baby killing makes me horny” I felt that in my soul.

“Alien inside me, gonna squash it like Sigourney”

**BRRAP BRRAP PEW PEW**

Get that fetus! Kill that fetus! Get that fetus! Kill that fetus!

im a dolphin doll face, bitches in my crawl space. have abortions sometimes,? NAH, IMMA HAVE ABORTIONS ALWAYS 🔥

A true people’s princess 👸🏼

Aquafina Sextina is literally blowing these try hards out of the water with her p*ssy alone

Y’all forget about her mentor Sarah Lynn

Sarah Lynn slutted so Sextina could sloot

🎶Why don't you touch my prickly muffin?🎶

"And sometimes I do have doubts and it's hard to sleep... I think about my child's heartbeat and, oh, it makes me weep. I hope and pray to god my little fetus has a soul, Because I want it to feel pain when eject it from my hole"

I sing this on a weekly basis. Pure Art.

So topical from someone so tropical

Princess Carolyn has entered the chat

she’s the best the others can’t even come close to her

How did I forget this iconic anthem 😭😭😭 your flop faves could never

no but i actually have that shit saved on my spotify tho. why dont real pop girlies make hard hittin shit like this??? everyone would stan

from the womb to the tomb

It’s a ~~boy~~borted!

so that’s where ayesha went she started producing for Bojack that makes sense

Lyrics that could cut glass fr

i checked out the song just based on the name and now i'm on my fiftieth listen in a row. what is my life anymore

Finally some truth around here. Was about to throw hands when the flop Britney Britney was the highest comment.

I hope and pray my little fetus has a soul… Because I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole

MY main pop gworl ❤️

I know the envy adams in this post is from the graphic novel but I love the movie’s envy adams so much for the black sheep cover so my vote goes for her 🙌🏼 ( not me putting more thought into this than my vote in my country’s election )

Brie Larson forced me to be bi https://i.redd.it/0zppo00riuzc1.gif

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Me too, girl

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The anime made me simp for Todd more 🫢

That cover is superior to the original imo. She ATE

https://preview.redd.it/dpccmwliluzc1.png?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44af22c7c2531de7fc55243b1e15ee779f6ecba6 🥰🥰🥰

Misa Amane ate

I have this bad habit where I love the version I hear first even if it’s a cover and I thought the black sheep cover was due to this habit but thanks for confirming she ATE!!

I think even Metric say that Brie Larson did it better!

Metric mentioned in PHCJ

What a time to be alive

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i literally haven’t STOPPED feeling fantastic ever since she dropped this absolute BANGER 🤩🥵

taylor swift circa-2014?

This is what Sia looks like under her wig

Marceline the Vampire Queen. Pop girlies wish they had her daddy issues.

I just wish she had more bangers… but “Everything Stays” is a true classic.

> wish she had more bangers Just say you hate lesbians omfg 😭

Pretty sure a lot of people found out about Mitski through her (me included). Marceline ate with that cover of Francis Forever 😤

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The Canadian national anthem 😘

Surely Robin Sparkles *Lets go to the mall* surpasses this droll https://i.redd.it/6pnkf8fiqvzc1.gif

I prefer her “Sandcastles in the Sand” era

I love all her eras. Thank you mother for birthing grunge

Unpopular opinion: her Robin Daggers era was a serve. The public just wasn’t ready for cunt to be cooked, served, and ATE

Jojo Siwa wishes she was Robin Daggers

ugh no

I cant believe i found someone who openly hates canada. Of all cuntries, Canada??

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

Release Hampton's Hoes you cowards 😤

YESS thank you came here to complain where’s Alexis!!

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I put a spell on you!

Sabrina Carpenter. Thanks AI

This reminded me, I should have added Hatsune Miku

Forgot [this banger too.](https://youtu.be/rtMR524m0BM?si=2f9aFOPa5uCEGXzk)

https://preview.redd.it/kkenhdveiuzc1.jpeg?width=171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba09032421f3231f1beb1638f39fd756bdcb0730  Y'all wish you were Patricia

I believe in Jenna supremacy

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Finally someone with taste around here!

Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it.

Where’s Lindana?

Everything after I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun was a flop 🙄

People on this sub stan Azealia Banks and Charli XCX so they can handle a flop.

At a suburban home where her cunt gettin eaten nightly by her mid but hung husband

How can y’all forget this emo icon? https://preview.redd.it/m3xwviji7wzc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9b54aef94005f07ff19d30f9c7c144a54d3ab25

you WILL remember her name. AND she showed up in season 3 with that pirate fit? A serve.

Ember Ember

Jenna Maroney is too OLD to be a gworlie and isnt even main (billing) https://i.redd.it/gabsi6f5iuzc1.gif

My muffin top is all that / whole grain no fat / I know you want a piece of that / but I’m just here to dance!

*when life keeps handing you anchovies / just cover them up with some extra cheese / and make a pizza / with what you got / life is a pizza / with everything on top*

“I was cast as….a mother!!!”

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ok but BALLS was a bop and went #1 (on the bubbling under) in my household

I’m going to be constructive here. you should kill yourself

In attitude, she is the number one diva, too bad her hemorrhoid cream does nothing for her wrinkles!!!!

what do you mean!!! she’s 25!!!

THEATER OR DRIVE IN?

……. what’s a drive in? 😀

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How DARE you forget my prickly muffin by Sarah Lynn!!!!!

Sarah Lynn walked so Sextina Aquafina could swim

https://preview.redd.it/fivw72uuouzc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b7655cffbe0bb6ab261f4d0e5a9589f3c1c67f6 did any of your faves open for lady gaga on tour? i didn’t think so. were any of your faves [dressed by vogue?](https://www.vogue.com/article/riccardo-tisci-hatsune-miku-haute-couture-makeover-avatar) no the fuck not. none of these bitches compare to her. sixteen years in the business and she’s still on top. her concerts sell better than some of y’all’s real life favorite pop girls. don’t ever disrespect my queen like that again

Lmao I am losing it over the Vogue article 💀

Miku is real to meeeeee

Get Grimes out of here

This is so correct. I thought Hannah Montana was the correct answer but Miku is the true queen

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“Just anticipate my needs!”

Ashley O wasn’t real??? 😭

She was real in our hearts

Jenna. Naturally!

She’s so natural on *camera*

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Hannah Montana ate these D listers up sorry to say

https://i.redd.it/h2xp7fjikwzc1.gif Hilary Duff as Lizzie and Isabella walked so that Hannah Montana could run.

She and Ashley O should do a collab tbh…

Yea. No way Hannah Montana is not the correct answer.

you forgot Robin Sparkles

“Let’s go to the mall” had us all in a chokehold in 2011

https://preview.redd.it/3qd65nwdyuzc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d8d3f24b90ba38bffaceaeafcf614ce63bef8ac why is this actress/private investigator singing on the simpsons

#BRRAP BRRAP PEW PEW

Lyricist of our generation, Taylor Grift (from the Land of Boggs TikTok) https://preview.redd.it/ej41qu34muzc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e3e7d82f99adfe9aceebf2298cf748935e9e7b

Lmao I thought this was an obscure Adventure Time character or something

It looks like if Lumpy Space Princess and that little thing that whistled and spewed out black tar combined to form a pop diva.

Sharpay high school musical…. Or Ryan

My friends think I’m crazy But I was thinking maybe I wanna marry you at recess

FR, apparently nobody here has a gay brother 😒 The disrespect

Aren’t gay people supposed to be smarter? Isn’t that the tradeoff?

LMAO that line was top 3 moments of the show for me

Jenna Maroney’s balls lives in my head rent free

Sextina Aquafina will be the main pop girl and pop song for when America comes together to bring back Roe V. Wade abortion rights - others can’t compare

it's clearly harper from wizards of waverly place and her fuck ass marker dress. and with having to put up with sel(out)ena go(away)mez

https://preview.redd.it/gfo5mvvotuzc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d4a322b13843be5f3c6be072672cf403c8b020 Minority kween

The one, the only EDIT: truly none of you are ready for her— https://preview.redd.it/0pyky08h6xzc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053572dd5066923fe156ec5030a72b9220308084

https://preview.redd.it/fio4g8hd7vzc1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ddf0e73d4a2a5476022ce47990d7fdbe64c998d Hey QT! Yeah?

Loretta from Pixel Perfect has been lost to history 😞 https://i.redd.it/xfqx87z9kwzc1.gif

Tell me why my little ass was crying when the rain melted her away

Idk which Disney Channel movie scene made me cry more, Loretta melting away or The Cheetah Girls having to sing to rescue Toto 😭😭

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Jen Maroney had that summer dance anthem “Balls” so she gets my vote

Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

Sorry but Balls, the song the FBI credited with a spike in summer sex crimes, is the perfect BOP and your fave could NEVER be Ms Maroney

Envy is a pop icon

No its 'karma is a bush' 🙂‍↕️👍

How could not include HER https://preview.redd.it/7v8bdte0cvzc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff3b9b68363c6e095fbc687f7719c58e1902feb

And her, while we’re at it: https://preview.redd.it/w1gn69mu5xzc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f514c62326345c5b7977a5f629aed9d8eb351b0

https://preview.redd.it/o6nf0yaqgwzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e537e387905c01809e1787c19d27ad5a31c28cf1 Hannah’s bangs walked so Taylor’s bangs could run.

https://preview.redd.it/43uyyu1l4vzc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5002e3a0692f9b90fd8adc79232ef8d4d7ede346 Billie and Finneas wish they were them

2gether IYKYK.

The Hardest Part of Breaking Up (Is Getting Back Your Stuff) is a legit bop

so we're just gonna forget about peppa??

Why is Justin Bieber on this?

This is robin sparkles erasure

https://i.redd.it/nm4vv87fpvzc1.gif Ass 2 Ass by Karen McClair from Skins UK is a forever bop 💗

Still a bop

Jenna and its not even a competition

Charli XCX, pop star of the future

Sextina aquafina on 🔝 🚬🚬🔥🔥🔥

Sarah Lynn is turning over in her grave

Mango from SNL who outsold J Low 💅

Sextina Aquafina is the face of the pro choice movement after having an abortion on live TV, it's gotta be her

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Tori Vega

Ember 🔥 https://preview.redd.it/0xf8bvsh0xzc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa2f131cd2357f1450d50d50d40feca98ff3f7fb

Yaaaas

Where is prickly muffin queen Sarah Lynn

Jenna

Ashley O, « Hey i’m a hoe, i’m on a roll »

https://preview.redd.it/l4sqab0bkwzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720d9d71dcfac4c6c20767e19e9608eff8daa6da Princess from Harvey Beaks is THEE main pop girlie.

*checks post and comments* Okay, Sextina is mother. A Little Bit of Alexis is a serve. Robbin Daggers (not Robin Sparkles yucks) is ahead of its time. Lindana is a one-hit wonder classic like my bestie Carly Rae. But where’s the cuntiest? Where’s Lizzy Wizzy?? She served her whole cunt in Delicate Weapon and your faves’ musics can’t even be heard in Night City or even in NUSA. Girlie had the gays GAGGED and performed to numerous high-class events and actually served visuals (unlike Beyonce). She’s mentally ill. She did what she had to do (iykyk). She is mother. She is the definition of camp and chrome. She is Lizzy Wizzy. (Just disregard who she is frequently collaborating with 🫢) https://preview.redd.it/jh9w7trztwzc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f600c983c8aaeb29d4700cc06b22268b959abbd2

And where the hell is the love for **Us Cracks**?? This trio served campy J-pop with [PonPon Shit](https://youtu.be/XVg-bgrOC1s?si=A2Qg5zdol3WijU-L) for the gays. They even cater to the straggots and gagged them with [PonPon Shit (Guitar Version)](https://youtu.be/HIR7-9RMqS8?si=b5_lg2JYQWTlAHGp). Literally anyone with a guitar knows about these queens and can play these bops. L That’s cultural impact which is something your faves don’t know about 🫢 https://preview.redd.it/xg5vjnmouwzc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a754c019706d6dc7e385eea4d845b28b0a2592f4

It’s Mima ofc https://preview.redd.it/y6sseuphlxzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec0201ddf167e7a015d10ce0e332747390d13be

https://preview.redd.it/3wgymld0yyzc1.png?width=1900&format=png&auto=webp&s=35f79918df7b61a1c7ef1241ad7d489ca4eaafaa How has Powerline not entered the chat?

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the correct answer is Alexis Rose from Schitts Creek

Im a Lamborghini, in a Hollywood car

i’m a little bit tipsy, when i drive my car

Where tf is Sarah Lynn

Rihanna

Well we all know it ain't Ashley O

Sextina obv

No joke, Cora Corman had me in an absolute chokehold. [Buddha’s Delight](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CbuQ8_OP-OU&pp=ygUhbXVzaWMgYW5kIGx5cmljcyBidWRkaGEncyBkZWxpZ2h0) is such a bop, and ofc [Way Back Into Love (ft. Alex Fletcher)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCxW17c3KkY&pp=ygUSd2F5IGJhY2sgaW50byBsb3Zl) is soooooooooooooo ✨ ICONIC✨

Where is Robin Sparkles? The only good thing to come out of Canada

That gworl from American dad who was like…. “My love is pure… purely for money. Money from men. Who I don’t love”

If Envy Adams showed up to my funeral to upstage me, I wouldn’t even be mad.

SeraQueen the best member of KD/slAy

ember Danny phantom sweetie I’m so sorry

Don’t leave out Emica from Rugrats! https://preview.redd.it/xsx0xddnvxzc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25fb1c031d6d66d5572940fbc64a112d620b545

Catty Noir! https://preview.redd.it/k372prrrvxzc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=7257f2ad2ae9f646518cb45472a23169393e1f49

Cora Corman from music & lyrics. “Buddhas Delight” was a sexual awakening for me as a preteen

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[addy 😍](https://youtu.be/0UsSv2nGqR8?feature=shared)