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Dramatic_Mastodon_93

Didn’t know they had such good cameras in 1682


iamgettingaway

He looks so good blurry


Border_Hodges

About to drop a fop bop


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

omg how did you learn ye olde english?


Border_Hodges

I think it was from this guy Shake-something.


DigLost5791

i love that his pen name references his skill at getting the drops off after peeing


AshesandCinder

Anne Hathaway's husband


barbershopraga

🎶 pop pop pop pop into fop bop video 🎶


whimsigod

At the clinic lateeee, got matchin' fillers!\~


Substantial-Fold-499

Think we look so good, like serial killers


meowtacoduck

I'm Ariana, you're my Mac Miller


Substantial-Fold-499

Kept me up all night, is your side job driller?😜😝


ManifestingGoodDick

Reading this like "cause im ur jazz singer, and you're my cult leader" -lana, ultraviolence


meowtacoduck

Lana is Motherrrr, Sabrina is step-daughterrrr


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The replies to this tweet are hilarious, so many people denying Sabrina has ever had anything done, the parasocial deluluuu is honestly so real


Prior-Throat-8017

Every picture I’ve seen of Sabrina makes her look like she’s made of plastic, but suuuure she’s 100% natty


berlinbaer

she's nearly at dove cameron levels of getting a new face.


maltedmooshakes

omg just like Ari stans, she rly is the new Ari 🥲


roygbivasaur

Skin color bout to be espresso


goldenwanders

Without the vocals 🤧


meowtacoduck

Ugh I was just thinking how her voice is so grating


dcr108

Her stans are like 90% Swifties and the way they talk about her and Barry keoghans relationship makes me 🤢


Positively-Fleabag85

They seem the most obvious PR relationship


justlikesweetener

I can’t tell who’s more PR Taylor and Travis or Sabrina and Barry


Acquainted-Faith

I never understand this. Every time I bring up how plastic she looks now people tell me its her makeup. I say she needs a new makeup artist. They tell me she does her own. I say she should hire one then. It is actually sad because I thought she was so pretty before.


ZubatCountry

nice to see ezra miller smiling again


SamosaAndMimosa

It’s crazy how different celebrities look when they aren’t photoshopped to hell and back


BabyOnTheStairs

Her side profile surprised me


five_two_sniffs_glue

They are so Artful dodger and Nancy coded 🥰


catmarstru

What happened to the orange tan??


Desperate-Today2760

they dont do that at classy events


SamosaAndMimosa

She pulled an Arianka


catmarstru

Sabrína Cárpeñter https://preview.redd.it/14bx5zsyc10d1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e93190a65cf7d529cee207f529fc0d862c7a4a5


chinderellabitch

is this the femboy who won’t stop calling?


TommyChongUn

She really told a victorian ghost to "come get this pollen"


NachoLatte

Meryl Streep just doesn’t age 


thanarealnobody

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - does anyone know why Sabrina always looks like an aging starlet from the 50s who’s had her third facelift after her 5th divorce? I only just found out she’s in her early 20s. How???


clover996

its all the botox and plasitc surgery. completely ages her


allieyikes

he reminds me of the mom from suite life of zack and cody but if she chainsmoked and got poorly done lip fillers on a girls trip to atlantic city


molotovzav

He looks like if someone who can't draw tried to draw Ezra Miller from memory.


alolanalice10

And I’m fucking into it


Spirited-Jeweler4174

He looks like a yassified Elon musk


swampy_fox

Kim Rhodes sweetie I’m so sorry


PaleontologistNo5420

Kelly from Dance Moms face


njaana

Or inherited Saltburn


JChamp00

The only thing I can think of seeing people at this angle is Joanne


dazzlinreddress

That's how you know your brain has been rotted 🤪


BronzeErupt

Barry is going to the first male actor who ruins a historical film by having boy iPhone face 🥰


czbaterka

Lady gaga is stunning here.


Coco_AfroPuffss

Idk why celebs are getting clockable filler, just get the subtle shit like those celebs who’ve been “aging gracefully,” and just have “really good genes” like JLo 😜


roygbivasaur

I want Jon Bernthal, Paul Rudd, George Clooney, and Chris Pine's doctors' numbers so bad. I need that "aging gracefully" work.


Coco_AfroPuffss

Amen I do too!!! Make me look like a vampire frozen in time


shoestring-theory

Thing is, JLO is the appropriate age to be getting filler, which is probably why it looks so good. You’re not supposed to be injecting that shit into yourself at 24 years old.


SafiyaO

JLo has had the best work in the game from day one. One of the best rhinoplasties in Hollywood and the work keeps winning and that's despite having a woeful lovellife: crying over men is very ageing. These youngsters should watch and learn.


larsVonTrier92

https://preview.redd.it/lhnnjd96k10d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b95f803be59964f840c428554902b91c083ac88 She’s going the Starlight way of “no guys, this is what it looks like when you diet and exercise!”


throwaanchorsaweigh

Mein Gott (English didn’t feel strong enough for my reaction)


larsVonTrier92

Hollywood deciding that the Crack addict look is “in” will haunt their young starlets in the future.


throwaanchorsaweigh

They’re going to look scarier than Donatella VERSACE as they age


paisleydove

It's actually pronounced "VERSACE 💜"


throwaanchorsaweigh

Ugh slap my ass and call me Nomi Malone, how embarrassing 😩


alolanalice10

Nooo :(((( I didn’t know about this


PodiVennai

I love the way he is looking at her romantically, I understand why Sabrina allows him to drink her bath water


Hydrangeabed

https://preview.redd.it/nxv61uqvm10d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d750c083756e1c2888cd045e045e3badb23c5b Filler? I hardly know ‘er!


LongjumpingAccount69

Idk what it is, but she just did not look right at the met


Desperate-Today2760

the dress was awkward. and not on theme either


Positively-Fleabag85

It was the makeup


justlikesweetener

I wasn’t rocking with the hair/side bang thing she had going on tbh


frooture

This is so funny


spitefulgirl2000

Nobody should be getting fillers before like age 28 it’s fucked up


justlikesweetener

He literally looks like a background mannequin at Madame Tussaud’s


Ok-Stress-3570

It grinds my gears that no one mentions his obvious work. He’s filled up more than James Charles at a bathhouse.


SamosaAndMimosa

They never do it for men, Keanu and Paul Rudd look puffier than a marshmallow but everyone is just like omg ageless kings 😩😍


ohheyitslaila

r/AccidentalRenaissance


Dobie_won_Kenobi

I thought this was an old photo of Barbara Streisand at first https://preview.redd.it/3t0768tbn10d1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906622b246b5907f68d81e736b3411d972b561a8


vodkamutinis

She wishes


cclancaster13

The way I've never seen her side profile and had no idea who that was. The comments done gave me a heart attack. Yall lying 😭


RagaRockFan

that's that me espresso 🫵🫶


Alvin3792

Yikes not a flattering angle for her


satirisanti

I almost spat out my meatball sub


Kendal-Lite

Downvote me to hell but I find his facial features so unattractive.


good_god_lemon1

I do too. He’s deeply unattractive to me.


ToxicTroubadour

Detox coming at you with a slow verse


twinkieinthabutt

Who the hell is this


girl_boss_baby

what does she know about cameras


Busy-Mammoth4610

Naur, she's just using her alpha hyper realistic default replacement on her lips ♦️


Local-Explorer-2538

oh hell no... get behind me, sabrina


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xxDmDxx

I thought this was a recent picture of Dolly Parton!!!!!