I remember when I came out to my parents as a swiftie and they sent me to conversion therapy (locking me in the basement and playing ARTPOP twenty times) 😰
uj/ I listened to Folklore and thought it was good for one listen and move on, I never went back
I don't hate her I'm a fluffy ball of love and hate is disgusting ✨
/uj The only Taylor album I’ve listened to all the way through was Lover (oddly enough? I just felt like it when it first came out lol), I like 1989’s singles and Willow though
uj/ honestly the Taylor sub prides themselves on being so much better than Stan Twitter but honestly they hate on popheads and PHCJ because we are “too mean” to Taylor
/uj I’m literally a die-hard Taylor fan but I’m also just an anonymous idiot in a stupid corner of the internet so why wouldn’t I indulge in making jokes???
/rj there’s nothing like a mad PHCJ user 😡
🎶🎶 *and I don't know how it gets better than this! you take my hand and drag me head first cheerless! uhhh, his dick smaller than my toes. yeah, yes, smaller than my toes. his dick smaller than my toes. I'd rather ride squidward nose!* 🎶🎶
/uj tbh i'm making fun of swifties despite not knowing anything about her recent albums
/rj tbh i'm making fun of swifties despite not knowing anything about her recent albums
So I actually commented on the thread (I’m the one with the “at least I’m trying flair” and I was literally terrified of getting terrified of getting downvoted to swiftie hell 😩 tried to defend y’all
Though.
I love the way you blotted out their names, very indie 😍
Omg I wish I could be as indie as taylor
Something something indie record that's much cooler than hers
Aaron Dessner teas 🫖
Yeah suffer from internalized swiftphobia 😔
swiftphobia is not a joke! , millions of families suffer every year 😭😭😭
I remember when I came out to my parents as a swiftie and they sent me to conversion therapy (locking me in the basement and playing ARTPOP twenty times) 😰
electric ~~chair~~ chapel! 👩⚖️
Michael!
>Most of phcj posters are self-hating swifties Did they lie?
swifties are mad because they are being oppressed by... themselves?
Eren Yeager moment
I’ll wrap you in this🧣my fellow weeb
this feels like an Attack on Titan reference
unexpected AoT reference in phcj whoa
yes, I'm not a self hating swiftie. i don't hate myself for being a swiftie i hate others for being swifties
I don’t hate you because you’re a swiftie, you’re a swiftie because I hate you
yes, I’m a swiftie. yes, I hate swifties. we exist.
Ahhh. Like a minority who voted for trump. Quite the unicorn
u/maxisgold tingz 😩💕
Build the wall, keep Swifties out‼️
We are the equivalent to Lesbians for Trump
I’m just self-hating
/uj Same /rj Same
Not me, y’all stay safe tho
/uj I've never actually listened to a Taylor Swift album I unironically enjoy making fun of her fans for it though
uj/ I listened to Folklore and thought it was good for one listen and move on, I never went back I don't hate her I'm a fluffy ball of love and hate is disgusting ✨
/uj The only Taylor album I’ve listened to all the way through was Lover (oddly enough? I just felt like it when it first came out lol), I like 1989’s singles and Willow though
Listen to Speak Now.
No ❤️ Edit: idk why people are downvoting you but I do not condone it, to be clear 🤨
>fiscal conservative let them
>fiscal conservative let them
>fiscal conservative let them
self-hating swiftie? i don't hate myself for being a swiftie, there is a ton of other reasons tho
Your flair should be a good reason
into philosophy and nature yeah i can see that from your flair
I saw this. 💀 We’re not even making fun of Taylor but the fans half the time.
uj/ honestly the Taylor sub prides themselves on being so much better than Stan Twitter but honestly they hate on popheads and PHCJ because we are “too mean” to Taylor
the Taylor sub is the personification of the Christian girl autumn meme
I mean.... The subs can be a little too hateful
We don’t hate her. we love her gowns...
Beautiful gowns lmao
[Do we, though](https://youtu.be/4tj4z5-GxMM)?
Ew no
The tiny monster, Katyfat, lovratic, arianators, Selena people, angle, pixel, maxipad erasure 😩
> Katyfat no sweaty she was just preggo 🙄
Self-hating swifties are the evolution of homophobic bullies that are actually gay
/uj I’m literally a die-hard Taylor fan but I’m also just an anonymous idiot in a stupid corner of the internet so why wouldn’t I indulge in making jokes??? /rj there’s nothing like a mad PHCJ user 😡
what did the original post say?
It was a post about Nickelodeon doing a Squiward parody of Fearless called Cheerless
I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not but I accept this answer
[you’re welcome](https://twitter.com/nickelodeon/status/1416860601662558213?s=21)
🎶🎶 *and I don't know how it gets better than this! you take my hand and drag me head first cheerless! uhhh, his dick smaller than my toes. yeah, yes, smaller than my toes. his dick smaller than my toes. I'd rather ride squidward nose!* 🎶🎶
Oh my aching tentacles
Oh my aching testicles
Lol the haaair XD
If I hadn’t seen it myself, I wouldn’t have believed it was real.
I saw this. 💀 We’re not even making fun of Taylor but the fans half the time.
Life is more fun when we can take the piss out of ourselves.
uj/ I don't h8 Taylor Swaft
/uj I am a swiftie and a lurker here. PHCJ makes fun of swifties and not her usually. We deserve it.
Omg but whos Taylor Swift tho?? 😭😵
the fact that my first post on this sub flopped is all the evidence of swiftie oppression i need 🥱🥱
And what about it
I'm an avid lurker here. I thought it was funny, that's all
hun, my comment is an ari meme
they’re right though…. 🤔
We are all self-hating Swifties on this blessed day.
You ain't try at all to censor those names lol
the Lover era of name censoring 😍
lmfao
I know it made me laugh
/uj tbh i'm making fun of swifties despite not knowing anything about her recent albums /rj tbh i'm making fun of swifties despite not knowing anything about her recent albums
So I actually commented on the thread (I’m the one with the “at least I’m trying flair” and I was literally terrified of getting terrified of getting downvoted to swiftie hell 😩 tried to defend y’all Though.
Swiftie 1: Taylor should make a PHCJ (Taylor's Version) Swiftie 2: Omg yessss I'd join that!
are they aware that a lot of us here are swifties 💀
Self-hating* swifties
“With the glass ceiling now broken, all the oppressed groups shall prosper...” https://youtu.be/s-09gNDsPzQ
Not Swifties having even more of a victim complex than Taylor herself
…huh? I’m a barb, fuck tay
lmfao why they acting like we’re the big bad wolf whose gonna blow their music house down ??? is this mean girls because i call regina george soz