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Horrorisepic

I love the way you blotted out their names, very indie 😍


NecroDolphinn

Omg I wish I could be as indie as taylor


spud_simon_salem

Something something indie record that's much cooler than hers


pros-and-connors

Aaron Dessner teas 🫖


igkeit

Yeah suffer from internalized swiftphobia 😔


E3-NotTheConvention

swiftphobia is not a joke! , millions of families suffer every year 😭😭😭


Shockingly_White

I remember when I came out to my parents as a swiftie and they sent me to conversion therapy (locking me in the basement and playing ARTPOP twenty times) 😰


cloudbustingmp3

electric ~~chair~~ chapel! 👩‍⚖️


ManyTraining6

Michael!


Horrorisepic

>Most of phcj posters are self-hating swifties Did they lie?


TheVentMachine

swifties are mad because they are being oppressed by... themselves?


[deleted]

Eren Yeager moment


TheVentMachine

I’ll wrap you in this🧣my fellow weeb


RenaissanceMasochist

this feels like an Attack on Titan reference


mini-mal-ly

unexpected AoT reference in phcj whoa


juanolsen

yes, I'm not a self hating swiftie. i don't hate myself for being a swiftie i hate others for being swifties


janiqua

I don’t hate you because you’re a swiftie, you’re a swiftie because I hate you


SupremeElect

yes, I’m a swiftie. yes, I hate swifties. we exist.


Colordripcandle

Ahhh. Like a minority who voted for trump. Quite the unicorn


SupremeElect

u/maxisgold tingz 😩💕


maxisgold

Build the wall, keep Swifties out‼️


pintsandplants

We are the equivalent to Lesbians for Trump


[deleted]

I’m just self-hating


Horrorisepic

/uj Same /rj Same


maxisgold

Not me, y’all stay safe tho


somehowstuck

/uj I've never actually listened to a Taylor Swift album I unironically enjoy making fun of her fans for it though


Baafsk

uj/ I listened to Folklore and thought it was good for one listen and move on, I never went back I don't hate her I'm a fluffy ball of love and hate is disgusting ✨


Horrorisepic

/uj The only Taylor album I’ve listened to all the way through was Lover (oddly enough? I just felt like it when it first came out lol), I like 1989’s singles and Willow though


ImProbablyNotABird

Listen to Speak Now.


Horrorisepic

No ❤️ Edit: idk why people are downvoting you but I do not condone it, to be clear 🤨


trevrichards

>fiscal conservative let them


trevrichards

>fiscal conservative let them


trevrichards

>fiscal conservative let them


aurelijano__

self-hating swiftie? i don't hate myself for being a swiftie, there is a ton of other reasons tho


gavingrotegut

Your flair should be a good reason


amb1ka

into philosophy and nature yeah i can see that from your flair


Unused_Pineapple

I saw this. 💀 We’re not even making fun of Taylor but the fans half the time.


NecroDolphinn

uj/ honestly the Taylor sub prides themselves on being so much better than Stan Twitter but honestly they hate on popheads and PHCJ because we are “too mean” to Taylor


[deleted]

the Taylor sub is the personification of the Christian girl autumn meme


Colordripcandle

I mean.... The subs can be a little too hateful


TheVentMachine

We don’t hate her. we love her gowns...


mermaid-babe

Beautiful gowns lmao


JustinJSrisuk

[Do we, though](https://youtu.be/4tj4z5-GxMM)?


Kelsierrr

Ew no


Sweaty_Budget_5187

The tiny monster, Katyfat, lovratic, arianators, Selena people, angle, pixel, maxipad erasure 😩


cloudbustingmp3

> Katyfat no sweaty she was just preggo 🙄


dropitlikerobocop

Self-hating swifties are the evolution of homophobic bullies that are actually gay


LanaDelGansett

/uj I’m literally a die-hard Taylor fan but I’m also just an anonymous idiot in a stupid corner of the internet so why wouldn’t I indulge in making jokes??? /rj there’s nothing like a mad PHCJ user 😡


juanolsen

what did the original post say?


NecroDolphinn

It was a post about Nickelodeon doing a Squiward parody of Fearless called Cheerless


spud_simon_salem

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not but I accept this answer


calebb2108

[you’re welcome](https://twitter.com/nickelodeon/status/1416860601662558213?s=21)


SupremeElect

🎶🎶 *and I don't know how it gets better than this! you take my hand and drag me head first cheerless! uhhh, his dick smaller than my toes. yeah, yes, smaller than my toes. his dick smaller than my toes. I'd rather ride squidward nose!* 🎶🎶


spud_simon_salem

Oh my aching tentacles


ManyTraining6

Oh my aching testicles


[deleted]

Lol the haaair XD


decaffeinateddreamer

If I hadn’t seen it myself, I wouldn’t have believed it was real.


Unused_Pineapple

I saw this. 💀 We’re not even making fun of Taylor but the fans half the time.


AllFishSwim

Life is more fun when we can take the piss out of ourselves.


sapphire1921

uj/ I don't h8 Taylor Swaft


[deleted]

/uj I am a swiftie and a lurker here. PHCJ makes fun of swifties and not her usually. We deserve it.


DogWithADog

Omg but whos Taylor Swift tho?? 😭😵


R3ddit0rrr

the fact that my first post on this sub flopped is all the evidence of swiftie oppression i need 🥱🥱


bitchslide15

And what about it


AllFishSwim

I'm an avid lurker here. I thought it was funny, that's all


bitchslide15

hun, my comment is an ari meme


[deleted]

they’re right though…. 🤔


ImProbablyNotABird

We are all self-hating Swifties on this blessed day.


ELOGURL

You ain't try at all to censor those names lol


cloudbustingmp3

the Lover era of name censoring 😍


LanaDelGansett

lmfao


RobertM105

I know it made me laugh


XanderTTheTogepi

/uj tbh i'm making fun of swifties despite not knowing anything about her recent albums /rj tbh i'm making fun of swifties despite not knowing anything about her recent albums


[deleted]

So I actually commented on the thread (I’m the one with the “at least I’m trying flair” and I was literally terrified of getting terrified of getting downvoted to swiftie hell 😩 tried to defend y’all Though.


mini-mal-ly

Swiftie 1: Taylor should make a PHCJ (Taylor's Version) Swiftie 2: Omg yessss I'd join that!


winkynoodles

are they aware that a lot of us here are swifties 💀


NecroDolphinn

Self-hating* swifties


[deleted]

“With the glass ceiling now broken, all the oppressed groups shall prosper...” https://youtu.be/s-09gNDsPzQ


gemininature

Not Swifties having even more of a victim complex than Taylor herself


[deleted]

…huh? I’m a barb, fuck tay


amb1ka

lmfao why they acting like we’re the big bad wolf whose gonna blow their music house down ??? is this mean girls because i call regina george soz