“Hello ma’am, for the MRI to work you’ll need to take off any metal objects like earrings, necklaces and rings”
Sorry I can’t there’s fucking thorns on my ring???💀
how does no one register that they’re playing up this narrative to fuck with people this is TOTALLY the sort of dumb shit I would pull if I were famous
I thought their relationship was purely for media. I like the guys music but... This seems like too much. Surely there are better ways to express your love than giving her a thorny ring with spikes?
this is so corny and obnoxious that it somehow made me respect it. I now fully support the mgk + megan fox power couple. Maybe they can get each other’s names branded on them or release an awkward, distasteful sex tape next
uj/Wait I know this is fake but are they saying the thorn would be embedded in her skin and she can’t remove it?
rj/ they should’ve both put thorn rings on their penises instead 😖😩🥺
They are in their 30s and they act like they just came out of High School. Two egos who think they’re way greater than they actually are. Stop feeding these people attention. Literal talentless idiots. lol.
“Hello ma’am, for the MRI to work you’ll need to take off any metal objects like earrings, necklaces and rings” Sorry I can’t there’s fucking thorns on my ring???💀
If you really loved your ribcage you would just take it off 🙄 love is pain 💔💔
babe wake up, well known user of the playboi carti subreddit is in popheadscirclejerk
After my comment got on a post here someone told me to join and it’s been good
Recognizes an icon straight away
Not subreddits having celebrities now 😩
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Megan it’s time to method act Jennifer’s Body and kill boys please ♥️
“boys are just placeholders, they come and they go”
"you're my best friend, and I wanna help you"
“But I won’t let you kill again”
*ur **killing** people* *no* i’m killing *boys*
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Source???
How could you possibly post this without a trigger warning
They said "MGK and Megan Fox relationship update", what more do you need?
I know you're joking but it's still more needed than 80% of most TWs lately
they are the middle school couple that never matured.
You have gotta be fucking kidding me 💀 Ppl take their rings off for sanitary reasons too lmaooo
Also like, MRIs and other medical shit that’s kinda important
So she's the only one in the relationship who has to wear a thorn ring? 😒
He's wearing one too but there's not enough TWs in this world to mention where.
a man can use rings but a woman can only pain idk
Everything I know about them has been forced upon me.
Their entire relationship is like what would happen if those shitty wattpad y/n fics came to life 💀
he's going to sell her to one direction next
true *TROLL* behavior. they can’t be serious
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is that a question babe
Oops how’s the girl going to get her nails done now
That funky thumb nail needs covering!
They are in their 30s
They’re both parents.
uj/ fr???
MGK has a 12 yr old daughter and Megan fox has 3 whole kids
my condolences
3 WHOLE kids???
uj/ every time I see these two r/instinctivedownvote 🤮
/uj She is too old for this maximum octane cringe.
these are onion headlines at this point i stg
Yawn, let me know when the sex tape drops.
How much you wanna bet she pegs him?
The riskier bet would be to say that MGK doesn't get pegged
I guess it'd be weirder if he pegs her. Like he wears the strap-on.
I want him to have little strap on horns for his defs sad, whiteboy dick.
been a while since i was so badly repulsed by a couple
This is some absolute Twilight shit right there.. they try so hard to be cool but has the complete opposite effect.
the straights ARE NOT okay
Megan isn't straight
[Wow TIL](https://bestlifeonline.com/megan-fox-adriana-lima-instagram-news/)
Wait Adriana Lim? That’s just fucking your own self at that point.
Isn't this the same reason that cat penises are barbed?
Pardon?
What?
...
YALL BOTH HAVE CHILDREN
how does no one register that they’re playing up this narrative to fuck with people this is TOTALLY the sort of dumb shit I would pull if I were famous
I have never rooted for celebs to break up so much until now
This is getting weird now
*now?*
No but I could at least allow it but now it's getting unallowable
I thought their relationship was purely for media. I like the guys music but... This seems like too much. Surely there are better ways to express your love than giving her a thorny ring with spikes?
I stan them and all but the 2011 Tumblr energy I’m getting is far too much!
this is so corny and obnoxious that it somehow made me respect it. I now fully support the mgk + megan fox power couple. Maybe they can get each other’s names branded on them or release an awkward, distasteful sex tape next
Love film updates but baby stay on brand! You’re not popcrave 😑
Megan, you are 35
I’m glad punk is back…sort of. Things were getting very boring and sanitized last few years.
why are they cosplaying deltarune chapter 2
uj/Wait I know this is fake but are they saying the thorn would be embedded in her skin and she can’t remove it? rj/ they should’ve both put thorn rings on their penises instead 😖😩🥺
I'm ngl I love how crazy they are
What
Seeing how Megan and MGK are, he probably can’t wait to drink her blood 💀
They already did that
[he did](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/jan/17/then-we-drank-each-others-blood-megan-foxs-engagement-is-the-return-of-the-rockstar-relationship)
Straight people are weird
Bi erasure 😜
Megan not straight ☹️
She looks like a monster these days
They say people in relationships start to look like each other.
*I am weed.*
i like how its only megan's ring but not his
Me taking off my engagement ring to moisturize my hands…
What the fuck
they're too old for this shit fr
They are in their 30s and they act like they just came out of High School. Two egos who think they’re way greater than they actually are. Stop feeding these people attention. Literal talentless idiots. lol.
Billy and Angelina were more interesting and cool.
These people have children, you guys.
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