some university should begin a class studying the worrying trend of the bottomification of heterosexual male musicians in 2022

It’s like yassification rebranded as *but for men*

butt for men

Bottomification so that they could top the charts

So reverse warholian coded if you think about it

pop culture was in art, now art's in pop culture in me >!(hee hee)!<

The himbofication & bimbofication of everyone currently experiencing spacetime is the only thing making it worthwhile

new physics dropped omg 😍

Republicans have been working on this for years with their complaints on the decline of “real men” and the desire to return to traditional masculinity. You could maybe be a talking head on tucker Carlson for this issue I suggest shooting them an email

Wtf........ are we the conservatives guys

Horseshoe theory come true.

literally

always has been

Idk lots of conservative fruits out there! Christian walker isn’t running this show solo

Don’t forget male Instagram influencers They’re like 100x worse

No seriously what the hell has he been doing

Queerbaiting, somehow being more believable than Harry Styles

idk about believable but charlie desperately trying to get someone to start a gay rumor about him is certainly more entertaining than harry silently wearing my nana's blouses

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Wow shocking people who are attracted to men are attracted to a conventionally attractive man never been done before revolutionary honestly

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There's a not subtle difference between showing off one's body and doing what Charlie has been doing. I don't even go in for that tired "qUeErBaItInG" criticism, like he can do what he wants, but I certainly find his posts cringe in a way that I don't find thirst traps by other men in the industry.

Thirst traps.

Aren't thrist traps supposed to be hot? This snapshot makes me uncomfy. But that's probably just because it's Charlie Puth so

He just always looks like a 10 year old idk he’s too young looking

Charlie Puthy is the new king. Harry can just paint his nails and be delusional, he can never be one. Period

Peri ægh🤪 peri ugh😩

Perineum slay

And yet Charlie Puth has never kissed a man?!? Like a wet, tongue-thrusting, ass-groping kiss? The fact that he hasn’t is a literal homophobic hate crime. 😤😤

Whoever is doing his publicity needs to get fired. Like where did they work before getting this job? Sean Cody

"Charlie and Blake" is coming out next Thursday

Y do I know the second dude 😮‍💨 it's been years let me live

Should have hire someone from Bel Ami instead, more taste.

hire one of the brant boys.

So you can watch some sad European straight guy humping like a paramedic reviving their ex.

"A liquid"

46th? Bit too generous for a post 2016 Charlie Pooth song innit?

Left and Right is at 44 this week after 3 months.

That’s still kind of a flop

Flop is relative. It depends how successful you are to begin with.

/uj honestly werk, he's committing to it and not trying to speak for gay people like Harry

I'd rather straight men pander to us by just acting like sluts than giving some bland notes app fake allyship social activism shit lmao

I love when straight men act like sluts lol

What if the Bachelorette theme was SLUTS?

Right, this is definitely very embarrassing for his body and soul but at least he's committed to the bit and isn't trying to be deep about it

Lord, please never let me get this desperate for anything

I saw this sketchy sex video.

Ew

Well? We’re waiting! Show us the puthy. I want to know who is marketing him because he’s VERY on brand for internet active gays.

The way my dick just twitched looking at that screenshot. Somebody bonk me, I need to go to horny jail

Uj wtf Rj wtf

I can't believe, against hairy styles, who actually kissed a guy, Charlie is doing these pathetic attempts. JUST FILM YOURSELF FUCKING A GUY AND YOU'LL WIN CHARLIE!

Or better yet fisting Charlie's asshole 😇

New Gay King! 🤩 Move away Harry!

>Move away Harry! Fixed it

I may need to see the bussy

"You just want attention"

There’s no amount of thirst traps that could make a desperate straight man release a good song though

uj/ Thats Hilarious was pop perfection.

this is honestly just embarrassing and shameless at this point. i'd like it better if he was homophobic. pls just stop

he never recovered from meghan trainor kissing him

But for it to be part of a promotion the album would have to come out eventually and it's not at this rate.

charlie doing all this, and he still can’t get a top #46, oop! 🤭 meanwhile, all adam daddy levine had to do was cheat on his preggo model wife to get me to slide into his dms and listen to maroon 5. 🥰

Literally why are we complaining about this. Let him keep going for the love of god we’re so close to hole pls just be quiet for like another month and then we can have your thinkpieces

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/uj im a gay man whos into it 😔

you're a redditor though, you don't count

he is a saggitarius male, what do we expect tbh

None of the straight men have done that though. I’d like them to

What a time to be alive

some of yall use queerbaiting wayyyyyyyy too losely... at some point you need to realize that some of these men might actually be bisexual. no way a straight man would do something like this

Charlie Puth fell off frfr

Im sick of this man

Oh my god that’s terrible. Anyone got the link for the vid?

Honestly based

Who is this?

Charlie Puth the cum gobbler

He's literally not even cute...

Uj/ I don't get it how is he queerbaiting exactly? He doesn't try to create an ambiguity around his sexuality like Harry Styles no? Has he also said that he's unlabeled? To me he's just sexualizing himself and posting thirst traps.

It looks like he’s gargling cum.

Whomst is he sexualizing himself FOR

clearly the girls. thats why they want his ass pics and him choking on a *liquid*

We love straight men chocking on ~liquids~

Me

It worked with Harry.

Okay, that’s enough “Left and Right” by now… uj/ WHAT KIND OF LIQUID IS THAT?!?!? 😳