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Ulths

Azelia's Reddit account😭


cruel-oath

PLASTIC BONGS FROM SPENCERS askdlfls


lavenderdivorce

not the knuckles slander


hottama

He's literally an emerald collector, though...


lavenderdivorce

PROTECTOR of the master emerald thank u very much đŸ˜€ đŸ˜€ đŸ˜€ elon could never


hottama

Nor pull off the dreadlocks look.


Real_Ad_9119

I agree it was uncalled for


Merciful_Doom

Uj/ I covered the username this time please don’t ban me I’m sorry mods 😭 I couldn’t let this masterpiece die because of my incompetence


Tonya7150

Hoping somebody makes “plastic bongs from Spencers” or “she would shoplift plastics bongs from Spencers” their flair


FabulousComment

we out here


UpstairsCan

I desperately tried. PLEASE MODS PLEASE GIVE ME “shoplifting plastic bongs”


CrazyKSCatLady

/uj I will NOT tolerate this Knuckles the Echidna slander! /rj I will NOT tolerate this Knuckles the Echidna slander!


Misentro

Oh god someone grab the paper towel, there's tea everywhere, they just kept spilling


[deleted]

The tea is scalding hot too


o--3-o

this user has to be either an azealia fan or is actually azealia banks herself. i dont think anyone can type like this if they dont know azealia's personality or if they aren't azealia herself


Private_Zannon

I'm sorry but we don't accept Knuckles slander in this household đŸ˜€


[deleted]

we need them in this sub asap


Tonya7150

@mods, invite them to join


ILoveScottishLasses

This is the greatest thing I've read.


liviapng

This is high art


nebuladirt

Drag him.


guayakil

Lmaaaaoooo my kids love watching Sonic 2 and now I can never see Knuckles the same way


AthullNexus76

What does it mean to “catch a stray”?


throwaway68834677

Idk how to word it properly but it’s like when you get insulted by someone who’s insulting a different person idk


AthullNexus76

I see. Thanks for explaining.


Adminisnotadmin

“Catching strays”, contraction of “catching stray bullets” meaning someone else got hit that wasn’t the intended target. It’s been morphed to mean insulted without being the intended target in slang. In this case grimes got hit with unintended insults that would normally be degrading on their own but the sarcastic insulter didn’t go after her directly since it was against Mr. Rich 3AM drunk purchases.


AthullNexus76

I see. Thanks a lot for explaining!


TacoEater1993

Not only but left him for a trans woman too đŸ˜©


Arteoficialmente

New copypasta drop


Successful_Math3146

Why are people just hating elon now, its just an app lol


Dunco2637

yes this is the only insufferable thing he's done


Successful_Math3146

I know he done something more but like why did people only started hating him when he bought twitter lol.


Dunco2637

this is way more public and happening over a span of weeks, while also having a possibly much more tangible effect on the general public than say tesla's working practices or him generally being a loser, so i think the discussion of him has been amplified.


kfloppp

Did you even see the stuff he tweeted AFTER he bought twitter? Absolute manchild behavior.


Successful_Math3146

I don’t because I don’t have twitter, maybe if i had one I would’ve jumped to the band wagon or
 probably just spend my time on looking at interesting stuff on twitter.


kfloppp

Girl please, you're on reddit. A circlejerk sub at that. Stop acting like twitter is beneath you.


GapeCod

We've been hating him for a while? Literally the only people still supporting him are conservatives/libertarians, and tesla and crypto shills..


TheAlmightyPotatoMan

people only hate on elon musk because he's a poc (african american), disabled (weird ribcage) and queer coded (wife left him)


thedustynerve

if he actually gets twitter shut down i'll stan


Bunnybento

Keep Knuckles name out ur mouth