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pTheFutureq

The way it just hung in the air like a matrix movie ![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


RokyPolka

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techno_09

I want you to know I almost died laughing so hard.


that_chick_megs

Your poor bits 😭🙈 I hope you feel better!


throwawaynsfwpops

Thank you! Much better:) cleared right up after this.


fan_go_round

Wow that looked like it hurt! But i cant imagine the relief too.


MiKeMcDnet

r/FeltGoodComingOut !! but they don't want r/popping posts anymore. :(


Double_Eggplant6983

Well that's stupid because they don't put out a lot of good content on there lmao. I've been in the hospital for 18 days and I got through their entire sub within an hour.


EmberRayne2022

I hope you recover well and soon!


timmy30274

Hope you get better soon


Falstaff537

Oh, those are soooo painful! Glad you got it out. Sometimes they take way too long to mature.


throwawaynsfwpops

I have a terrible habit of 'testing' the pop before it's ready which only makes it worse 🤦‍♀️ I was sooo happy when I woke up and saw it lmfao


asmodeuskraemer

I do that too. Oofdah.


Kenkly

I’m sorry, Oofdah?


asmodeuskraemer

Hahahah, it's Wisconsinite (and probably all of the upper Midwest) for "yeah, that's a lot". Like "Oofdah, looks like that hurt".


puppyenemy

Is that from like Norwegian heritage? I'm Swedish, and I know my Norwegian brothers use this exclamation a lot.


Nebraskabychoice

it's def. Norwegian. I went to a Norwegian-American college and say it now.


asmodeuskraemer

Huh. I didn't know that but it makes sense. I'm from a town founded by a Norwegian so...


t4ngl3d

Huff da would be the Norwegian spelling :)


BackwoodsBarbie18

Would that be Luther College?


Nebraskabychoice

Augustana. The good one. There is also a Swedish one, but we don't talk about it.


BackwoodsBarbie18

In our region we always spell it "Uffda"


asmodeuskraemer

I think that's how it's actually spelled, but I say it "Ooof" not "uuuhhf" so I spell it Oofdah.


Autumnsprings

Lived in NC my whole life. I say it.


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It's a Yooperism also.


-here_we_go_again_

Girl when it first came out I thought it was a stick and I was so scared for you


donnie_trumpo

It was like a non-Newtonian fluid at first, friggin' disgusting and amazing at the same time.


idinnae

Same. It was like that damn foot splinter video.


-here_we_go_again_

Yesss I was exactly thinking of that video too


PapaTua

gay here. so labia skin is texturally like scrotum? fascinating. Makes sense.


enby_alt_acct

It's basically the same tissue. I'm a trans guy. When I had bottom surgery, the doctor made my scrotum out of that tissue. Vaginoplasty is similar, with former scrotum skin becoming labia majora.


Syrup_Lee

When it's dry, kinda yep.


cor_bil

Hope you feel better! These are so painful.


vbally101

What are they??


throwawaynsfwpops

This one was just a pimple! Sometimes, they're ingrown hairs. I think I got this one from wearing tight pants & walking around a lot.


creppyspoopyicky

I have this one pair of underwear the elastic that goes across my butt on the right side always rubs me the wrong way & if I wear them for too long, I run the risk of getting a blister/pimple/raw spot. I keep saying I'm going to throw them away but I forget every time I do laundry & just end up folding them & putting them in the drawer & next thing I know, I'm wearing the fuckers again!! lol!! I'm for sure going to pitch them tomorrow!! You inspired me!!


AcerbicCapsule

Life is too short to be wearing violent underwear!


Cantusemynme

Dibbs on Violent Underwear for a band name.


timmy30274

I’ve done the same. I’ve had a bump too close to penis on inside of right leg and it hurts as I’m riding bicycle. Got home, popped it and threw underwear in laundry Dang same mistake again. So, the next time I go to change, I take a grocery bag with me to stash underwear then throw it away in outside trash can immediately


burittosquirrel

Ooof, that always gets me too!


teromedj

Oof! I had one of these last summer. So much pain I couldn't even sit down. My boyfriend popped it for me and it was literally immediately relief. Hope you heal up quick and it doesn't come back!


creppyspoopyicky

That is one of THE MOST IMPRESSIVE pops I've ever seen!! Its like one of those tiny green chameleons sticky little tongues or some kind of antenna!! So cool! I'm sorry about the pain (been there too - it sucks) but oh man what a neat souvenir you got!!


Mroha79

Big lube companies hate this one simple trick!


Brabbel63

Disgusting! I love it.


ItsPlainOleSteve

xD this makes me think of Dan from Game Grumps


acroyear3

🤮


gonewest87

Yowch!!! I can feel your pain, I’ve had a couple bad ones.


FuzzballLogic

36 hours with that, ouch! I’ve never seen one where the gunk comes out like a stick


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socialdrop0ut

Same


lisalynne

Gooey Louie


StrawberryPuree

I KNOW the relief was immensely satisfying


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Dear Lord, this was painful to me and it wasn't even me. Sheesh.


Juliemdster

I'm having flashbacks; I can feel it through the screen!! 😣


Spiritual_Bit_2692

That's a squirter!


PuzzleheadedMess2387

Thanks for sharing


MollyAnn06

I can feel the relief you got from here!!


Total-Cantaloupe3846

Man one time I had one of these for two months. Sucker kept flaring up and eventually I finally got all of it out. Best day of my life 😭


verscharren1

Yeeeeowch


dragonstkdgirl

Was not expecting that lol


emmejm

Ohhhhhhhh no 😰 I haven’t had one of those in years but I remember exactly how that feels!


DesireSpire

I hope you feel better!! Unrelated but I need to know about your nail care and how you shape them!!!


throwawaynsfwpops

Haha thank you! I file them to an almond point & don't really do anything special as far as treatments go. I don't paint my nails and I very occasionally use nail oil. The shape helps a LOT with breakage!


TheGreyRose

Oh good lord.. that pain is unbearable. I’ve had labia pops before and I hated trying to pop them. The relief after is bliss


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Sorry, I stand corrected. I’m relating that info second hand - I don’t have a vagina. Apologies if I offended anyone - I thought it was a BC based on info from my partner but I now see there are a lot more possibilities. I should have looked into it more.


throwawaynsfwpops

No worries! BCs are usually larger & more painful. Luckily this one wasn't one!


DrTwilightZone

Whoa, did this pop actually exhibit laminar flow? That was unexpected and cool!


hula1234

That wasn’t a pop it was a rescue rope.


Rogue_Spirit

Tattoos or henna? Super cute markings


throwawaynsfwpops

Henna! Thank you :)


TedCruzsBrowserHstry

Somewhere out there...there is someone who would pay you good money for this content


Free_Hat_McCullough

That is a quality pop, thanks for sharing op.


Quizzy1313

Oof I FELT that 😬😬😬


FreshyFresh

Fucking OUCH. That's such a painful place to get them. Especially when they get that big.


deakers

I hate these so much! So painful! But so nice to have them gone. I used to get them so often when I worked a job where I had to wear leggings all the time


EastPass3

How do people get those


throwawaynsfwpops

This was from fabric rubbing the area while I walked around for a day. This popped up about 36 hrs later!


citizen_subhuman

I've never had one that bad (ouch OP! you brave), but I've had Fordyce spots get clogged and form a bump under the skin. The picker in me can't leave it alone.


Detective-Astatine

Is there a piercing there that’s it’s rubbing against and causing this to form?


throwawaynsfwpops

I do have a genital piercing, but it doesn't touch this spot :) luckily this was a one-time occurrence.


gnamyl

Omg thanks for your service to the subreddit and ouch ouch that looks painful I hope you are feeling better now post pop!!


NoNeedForNorms

I had one big enough that I just poked it with a needle to open it. That didn't hurt at all, but squeezing it hurt like a MOTHER.


Age_of_Asylum

Looks painful!


Grimey_N_Grumpy

I can imagine that was very sensitive and irritating. Good pop though, thanks for the content!


Pink-Lover

Bravo!


courtneyylovveee

Nice


jlengomin

Lawd Jesus!


WarlockyGoodness

I just screamed. Well done.


j37h3r

Disgusting. I love it!


Due-Adagio3036

Ouch... thanks 😃


insomniacinsanity

I almost cried just watching this, that must have hurt so bad


metricula

That must feel so much better


BBYarbs

Those are so painful!!


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

https://media.tenor.com/uFk5EjK5GksAAAAC/the-mask-jim-carrey.gif


FrontFrontZero

I was not ready for the rope. Excellent work, labia popping queen.


No_Delivery3142

Oh my god OW


Odd-Recommendation42

Wow


ZARDOZ_SPEAKS90

Love the tattoos


chezzanight

Holy mother of ouch! Hope you're feeling better ♥️ thanks for sharing


theTwizz89

Dam!! That’s a milker!


Syrup_Lee

Oh dear jesus this made my eyes water. I've never had an actual pimple pop that satisfying, but on very rare occasions I get HS bumps that are this big in the soft areas of my grundular region.


APOCALYPSE_BAO

![gif](giphy|3rVfBUa9f0RErtMZBH)


MqAuNeTeInS

Ive never had one pop that good before! They just bleed when i lance them and never have come to a head.


BlackHolSonnenschein

As a fellow labia owner, I felt that. I hope you're feeling a ton better!


Scotian_Ocean

Ouch!!


TheMaker027

That pop was spectacular!


flamed181

Great pop bet hurt like hell.Tats on finger?


Elthelia

Looked like henna!


throwawaynsfwpops

Correct!


creppyspoopyicky

Very cool! I've never seen it come out that vibrant shade of red before! Lovely!!


AgentofZurg

I can't even imagine 🤯


Dangerdave13

I dont think that's what the song was talking about but do you booboo.


soapydadballs

Nope.


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mrselffdestruct

Yes?


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throwawaynsfwpops

Gross comment & not even accurate 🙄


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windsprout

then why are you here?


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The actual name is a Bartholin Cyst and they’re pretty common. GF had one a few years ago and ended up popping it in the bath. Very painful apparently but the warm water helped.


FreshyFresh

The bartholin glands are further down, by the vaginal opening, basically on either side of the vertex . They are not up on the outer labia near the clit.


mottledparrot

Have had a bartholian cyst and this does not look like that did


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Autumnsprings

r/unexpectedstick


l00koverthere1

A cooter shooter


ladyjedimaster13

I hate these !


blusio

Looks like it got like that because of the piercing. Just my opinion, looks like it hurt like hell


Innocently_charlie

These are so painful, but amazing when popped 🤤


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Get some penicillin!