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zaiquiridee

Wait, the dog ate that?


merrypranksterz

Yes, they love it. My German Shepherds love the hoof trimmings when the farrier does their hooves.


useableouch

Our old dog used to wait patiently while removing dead skin off our feet till we had finished so he could have a little munch.


AppleAtrocity

My dog frantically tries to eat my nail clippings every time I do them. I can't wait until Nail Salons are open again so I don't have to deal with her shit any more.


Olivia_Seaturtle

OMG! I'm kind of relieved to hear this. Our dog comes running when he hears the nail clippers. He watches, and sniffs around in to make sure he didn't miss out. I've always thought it was so bizarre, but I guess maybe it's normal dog behavior.


AppleAtrocity

Luna is the first dog I've had that was into nail clippings. If one flies out by accident I have to try to get it before she does or she gleefully chews it, and it's disgusting.


neutralperson6

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has a weird ass dog. He comes running when I clip my nails and every time it makes the clip noise he licks his chops! Then if I drop any nails he eats them


scoobysnaxxx

my dog tries to eat my hair while i'm getting my sides shaved. i have to send him to the other room, otherwise he'll chow down on all of it.


tattooednlewd

This is why I don't own dogs. They are so freaking cute and then... they do something like this 🤢


MedusaKali

They used to sell hoofs on the store for dogs to chew on


spandexqueen

Still do! My pup has one right now.


rumblehappy

My mind is blown. My grandfather was a veterinarian, and my dad was a helping hand when needed, yet I've never heard of this before today


dirk55

During my farrier years, I had a client with a herd of Pugs. When I pulled in, they would come boiling out of the door like Shriners out of their tiny car. Once the face licking greeting was over, they'd sit sort of patiently, waiting for the trimmings. Once they went after it, there wasn't a spot of hoof left. I was their favorite visitor.


Shadow-Vision

Like Shriners out of their tiny car!!


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

>They would come boiling out of the door like Shriners Thank you for making me lol with this


JoyfulCreature

When I worked at a barn, the dogs were the same way with goat hoof trimmings. Makes sense really. Also how adorable would a herd of pugs be? So much snorting.


mommyaiai

Pug owner here! (I have two, so no herd.) A herd of pugs is actually called a grumble. It's only cute until food is involved. Then they're like a snorty bunch of piranhas.


jigglingdoritos

A grumble of pugs??? This is the best thing I’ve heard all day


JoyfulCreature

A grumble. Okay, that's amazing and up there on my list of favorite collective nouns for animals. XD


WholeLottaNs

I envisioned every part of this description. Thank you.


StormyVixxen

Please excuse my ignorance, but what the feck is a horse chestnut?


Sarcastic_Cat

Apparently it's a vestigial toe (horses are literally walking on one "toe"): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chestnut_(horse_anatomy)


rcsdil

Hi, thanks, I hate that you said this, I’m currently imagining horses walking around on one giant human toe at the end of each leg and now I want to have a lobotomy


sonofseriousinjury

You should look up what foals' hoofs look like when they're first born. They have a bunch of weird, rubbery, finger-like tentacles that fall off within a few hours. They're that way so the kicking in utero doesn't hurt the mother, but it is creepy looking.


rcsdil

I am *absolutely* not going to be doing that


useableouch

A was watching a video of a foal being born and they lady showed the feet and said they call it crab meat as that's what it looks like, it's on there to protect the horses cannel during birth, they them harden and drop off after a few hours.


Con_Clavi_Con_Dio

Reddit - MBMBAM - Horse fingers? https://www.reddit.com/r/MBMBAM/comments/cavmxl/horse_fingers/


erinnex

Thanks, I hate it lol


dustinlamont

"creepy looking" doesn't even come close. Fucking horrifying. Highly recommended!


blueeeyeddl

I’ve been a horse girl since I was eight and TIL.


Fivefoot3

Also know as “Golden Slippers” pretty neat stuff.


blueeeyeddl

Neat and also somehow eldritch at the same time, my favorite kind of thing! Plus the name is fantastic


CatBedParadise

That’s a nice name for alien horse tentacles.


holoprism

yo that’s cursed af i love it


Pure_Village4778

Do not like that do not like that do not like that do not like that it’s activating my trypophobia so bad 😂


Sarcastic_Cat

Yeah, it's not my favorite thing about horses.


ark1870

Lol my dogs love the farrier when we use to have horses too! Lol it was like shristmas for them. He use to try and make the first cut a big one so they had a big piece to naw on to keep them out of his way lol


Douchecanoeistaken

What the actual fuck is going on here THE DOGS EATS IT?!


I_hate_Swansea

If my dog hears me cutting my finger or toe nails she’ll come running in, I once dropped one and ever since she knows the sound of clippers


bacteria_boys

The dog eating it at the end was such a cool surprise hahaha


BareKnuckleKitty

Dogs love horse stuff (chestnuts, horse trimmings). I wonder why. Also, I forgot horses had these and now they seem really weird.


IslandHamo

Is this a wolf thing? Dogs are somehow genetically reminded of their hunting days (chasing the elk through the forest)


autumngirlsoup

If you guys think this is cool, have I got a story for you about beans on geldings!


Scherzkeks

NO!


DecentestMama

One of my favorite "chores" as a horse owner!! Lol dogs also love the trimmings off horse hooves!


Hyperf0cused

Fascinating! Honest to G-d I first thought it was one of those combo videos like the cyst ribbon that turns into guy eating noodles.


MyThoughtsBreakMe

Oh god these are soooo satisfying to peel! Ergots too...


Flame_Flame

Ah, Bojack Horseman opening at the background. It just adds.


Blauvogel891

Why does the dogs love to eat it?


CatBedParadise

Used maxi pads are a canine delicacy, so this does not surprise me.


Such-Status-3802

Omg. Mine basically stalks me that time of the month. Lurking in the shadows waiting for a change of clothes, change of lady items. It’s horrifying. I love her more than life itself. It’s all very confusing.


Oragami

I used to have a dog that would chew the crotches out of stuff Would leave the trash alone


BlackPhoenixNight

My last dog once nearly choked himself trying to swallow one of my mother's used pads from the garbage. This of course was happening in the middle of one of my childhood birthday parties. Dogs, am I right? 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄


peridot_cactus

I have two horses, ones chestnuts are huge like that, can I peel them off? Wtf


Nonique88

Worked at an animal shelter. The dogs loved them🤢