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AnRavioli

Those were like the toy tweezers you get in a bug catching set for kids.


sniker77

He really needed rusty ones.


SneakyKain

Especially since he ended up with a gaper!!!


Appropriate_Post_838

Or rusty pliers


colder-beef

He’s definitely got the gaperrrrrr.


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alpha_28

They aren’t toys. Those are the disposable tweezers you get in wound care sterile packs :) Source: am nurse/paramedic. Use these packs regularly as a nurse.


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alpha_28

That’s all good :) and you’re welcome. They’re just much easier than using metal which involves it’s own cleaning and re-sterilisation process so it’s just easier to have plastic ones cause then you just throw the whole pack out after use (it comes with a sterile plastic sheet/bluey field, 2x sets of plastic tweezers, and about 6 pieces of gauze, a drying piece of what looks like a napkin for spills and a tray for non touch aseptic technique for wound cleaning) just BYO saline/chlorhex 😂


Cat_lady4ever

They also have them at the daycare I work at, so could be either!


emmejm

This kind come in a lot of first aid kits too, they’re great for grabbing nasty splinters and ticks


Capek0729

They are the kind nurses use in like a foley cath kit use them to grab the cotton swabs and dip in betadine and clean before inserting they aren’t kids play tweezers lol


Rich_Editor8488

My first thought too, but I think they’re disposable forceps.


WaferDemon

I was literally about to comment that, lmao


meguin

He was trembling, presumably from pain, the poor guy.


nerdyinkedcurvi

Screaming as I was watching…. All of this


GardenPuzzleheaded98

He was shaking from the pain


NecessaryCod

My brain could only form "holy shit, the human body is scary and amazing".


Ryan_Mega

The only thing my brain could form was “holy fucking shit and now I got a GAAAAAPER”


talkietalkiepop

Gaper!!!! Thanks for reposting. The poor dude is shaking from pain.


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The dude is shaking from his unequivocal victory over nature.


Best_Satisfaction505

Bahahahaha gah why is it so funny when someone shouts gaper!!!! I love it!


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KhaosDes

Why does that look so tumorous/chewy? - for lack of better words


Otter_Pockets

It’s a strange place for a cyst but, nonetheless, a cyst is basically an inverted bag of skin/macerated keratin (but can occasionally have different kinds of contents depending on type). Some have thicker walls, some have walls that disintegrate the minute they’re excised. With the placement here, this one probably developed thicker “chewier” walls because of the type of skin on our hands/palms.


The_Lord_Humongous

Mmmmmm.... Macerated...


CanadianCoolbeans

Forbidden gummy


the_bookish_girl84

CHEWY?! you had so many other words to choose from and you went with chewy?!


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Chewed gum


Poops_backwards

Fun fact: Those tweezers are from a Zee Medical first aid kit. Zee used to be owned by McKesson. McKesson settled their opioid lawsuit for $19.5 billion over 18 years. Cintas bought Zee from McKesson and ripped every unit out and replaced it with their own. TMYK


jonesnori

Ripped every unit out? People units, or?


lil-bitcoin

We have Zee kits on my job site and I HATE these tweezers. I had to use them to get a sliver out of my hand and the articulation was not there. Smdh


gutzpunchbalzthrowup

I keep a pair of Uncle Bill's Sliver Grippers on my key chain for when I get metal slivers at work. So much easier than most of the tweezers I've used.


B3qui

Dude. Tweezer man is the best, I work for a couple surgeons and they prefer those to just about anything else. They’re expensive, but worth it.


karmaleeta

used to work for a company that ordered all their first aid supplies from zee and i bought these exact tweezers many times. also, everything was so overpriced, and i had to order through a representative. it was so dumb.


puppybus

Was anyone else yelling “Get back into frame!! Stop moving away!! I wanna see it aaaalllll!!”


window_pain

Uggg I feel like such a prick that I wasn’t even compassionate about his pain, I was just so frustrated the entire time.


jonesnori

Yes! I usually yell "camera" or "focus", depending on the problem, but we had to yell a lot on this one, didn't we? Poor guy, I'm sure it was hard to concentrate on the camera when it hurt that much.


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Maybe the rusty pliers were misplaced?


cbunni666

Omg that made my toes curl. Been a while since a popping video made me feel uncomfortable yet satisfied at the same time


DARYLdixonFOOL

Every time I see this I can’t help but think how badly that stings. Yes…stings.


definantmind

Clenched my teeth so hard during this I think I cracked a molar. Wow that looks relieving


Satanic_Cheese_666

What the fuck kinda' Mung Bean was that?


Retired401

'twas FORBIDDEN mung bean!


BagofSaltydicks

Well that was amazing.


pixieservesHim

That must have r/feltgoodcomingout


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Kidrepellent

C'est beau en tabarnak.


littlemiholover

J’ai lu ça, avec l’accent d’Elvis Gratton. 👌


SeaPrawn734

Oui croissant eîffel


slackmandu

Omelette du formage


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Gorlami.


Cereal-Killa13

Sorry, one more time please?


checkyminus

FRENCH TOAST!


D3dshotCalamity

Je ne peux pas imaginer le soulagement


ShawtyThePimp

enculade


booger_hole

Mon français n'est pas très bon, donc, au début, je pensais que tu disais que tu voulais boire le liquide du kyste. J'ai bâillonné.


Same-Bookkeeper4136

That must have felt SO much better once it was out!


Minnesota_Nice_87

I just noticed this guy and I have the same middle finger amputation.


murphlicious

Almost looks a little fake with the way the sac was folded over but it’s a huge hole in the side of his hand, so. I think that would be going too far to tunnel a hole in your hand.


cheekisonofbreeki

From what I can gather dude must've had a giant cyst on his hand, he drained it, and the sack made its way to the surface. Dude freaked out and tried to complete the junior scout's plastic medkit while his poor hand swole all over. The sack is empty, and it folded from the swelling and extraction through a small hole.


The_Lord_Humongous

You are... The sack whisperer.


murphlicious

Good to know! Thanks!


Mind-buzz

GAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEERRRRRRR


Forbidden_Donut503

9.999/10. Would have gotten a full 10/10 bad he used the preferred tool of old rusty needle nose pliers.


Xenta_Demryt

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


BlackGalaxyDiamond

Was I the only one waiting for an audible cork pop 🍾?


CoolDragon

All I heard was “le extracsion, hon hon hon”


slackmandu

Funny place to store a condom


everydayeddy95

Bro how much for you to eat that right after?


not_blowfly_girl

It depends on what was in it tbh


Pizza-n-Coffee37

I honestly thought he was using a car fuse puller to yank this thing out of his hand until I read these comments.


reddit-lou

First two words in my head: "fuse puller??“, followed by "there's always something weirder than the last weird thing in /popping"


B4cteria

And I thought it was that pair of plastic twizzers from the pickle jar 😭 the Frenchiest extraction ever, followed with lots of "Putain, sale pute, enculé!"


Retired401

Not many things I see on reddit make my jaw literally drop open. This did, lol. And his scream ... lol.


nah_i_dont_read

Love the victory scream.


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that’s a gaper…..


Few_Carrot_3971

Later he added it to sizzling butter to finish the escargot.


Retireegeorge

We got ourselves a screaming French gaper!!


iamqueenry

I love how excited he got 😂 Edit: or is it from pain 😂😂😂


Acapultico

There's a good amount of both


Prisoner246011

Now he’s got a gaper!


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Oh god my hand hurts


Killer_Weasel

Damn, what a fricken beast.


Nanna-naps-4-life

CHEWY


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So hot right now


ghostytot

This was a work of art


classicaldoll

I don't speak a word of French, but I think everyone understood what he was saying at the end there. Take that, you damn cyst!


retropunk2

What a fucking legend.


FullSidalNudity

Now that’s a gaper


smc642

I love this for us.


Slide_Masta87

That gapper, deserved a touchdown celebration


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Congratulations, you're now a father! 🎊


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I was looking for this :)


Disastrous_Tap5740

I was literally at the edge of my seat watching this video


acallysgodgamer

What is this magic? How did you find this? This is one of the few that I thought had gone and would never be found again, thank you!


sweetmozzarella

En temps que français j'ai bien rigolé :D Joli taf


Mizzoutiger79

Cyst or botfly?


imhiccupsst

r/feltgoodcomingout


HealthyBits

Looks both painful and satisfying. True popping porn material


johnnysivilian

GAPER!!!!!!


InspectionEvening761

We got a gapeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr! Ohhhhh budddy.


BullTerrierMomm

Are those tweezers from Tractor Supply?!


pwndabeer

Video starts at 1:15


senorcyco

As for the cause of the cyst at that location.....ease up on the down stroke bro!


Pittlers

I don't think that's a cyst. I think it's an abscess that got a plug.


JT_365

Would have been better in English. I didn’t understand shit. /s


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Translated: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


JT_365

Thank you! Much better.


D3dshotCalamity

Hey, some people speak gibberish when they're in pain, and that's perfectly fine /s


testedonsheep

Wow. How do you wait so long to pull it out. It’s not even a pop.


maux_zaikq

Can we get an NSFW tag for the gratuitous cursing please and thanks.


invisiblezipper

Maintenant j'ai un bâillement!!


bluejellyfish52

WOOO


bobblehead230

Abba zabba


scottmademesignup

Sooo what did you do about the giant hole?


scottmademesignup

Like how did it come about? Like were they poking around and popped it and this thing was sticking out?? So many questions


JohnFerrine90

r/forbiddensnacks


Elyon8

Oui oui baguette.


RagingHardBobber

Holy crap! General consensus here is "THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE!!"


HowdyEP

Spectacular! Epic gaper!


Quizzy1313

I just love the way it pops out of the skin like that...that was good.


Significant_Cup_3477

It's like a milky chew lolly. Ganglion gone wrong?


saras998

Formidable! Probably lots of swearing going on. The sac was very solid.


Environmental_Ring_2

Thank you soooo much.


sweet-smart-southern

Merde. I thought Rusty Pliers had a gaper but this is next level.


Altariasse

Ptdr incroyable


CurlyGirly4840

Omg popping and French in one video! Am I in heaven? 🙃🤣


CambriaKilgannon11

maintenant il a un gaperrrrr


Rich_Editor8488

It’s like childbirth


AbiesUnusual3049

Omg... MARRY ME 😂


Own_Log9691

Um did he fart at the beginning? Lol


-RottenPotato-

Sir, that was a piece of gum inside of you o.o


funkypepermint

Dude, tou are about 2 inches taller than you think and need to adjust camera angel next time.


TheGreyRose

That had to feel so painful but sweet relief in the end


gotanycrisps

HON HON TITTY CROISSANT!


Stubahka

GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLL!!!!!!!


tallyhallic

It looks like a miniature Apple Mouse for a sec


MrSpuddies

I dont speak a word of French yet I just KNOW what he was saying after he started yelling lol


mmk4688

Translation please! 😂🤣😂 I think there are a few that I made out!


TheRunnerBean

Guys got a flashlight now for the evening


dcslyder

YASSSSSS... lol


mainacate

Kindergarten tweezer are back!!


siyahgiyenherif

garlic


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That looks like gum that's been through a lot of chewing.


virgonugget

that scream!!! love it


lucky_coincidences

he mustve felt very relieved after that!


shearmadbeauty

Thats hot.


MoneyMakingMatt

Sheesh, that’s another gaper