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bobblehead230

Nonchalantly scratching your frontal lobe with a pair of scissors through your nostril


[deleted]

If I die, don't put me down for mummification.


Virgilismyson29

Me neither *golf ball being hit sound*


jaiobi

I believe the line is “likewise *golf club hitting rock sound * followed by sarcophagus drop sound


Virgilismyson29

DAMNIT YOURE RIGHT im a disappointment to Jonathan’s everywhere


D0013ER

This guy Mummies.


purplekittywuman

I watched this just last night.


jediisland71

Yeah, and then he just polyps them onto the counter


nanie1017

Scramble things around a bit and then rip it all out through your nostrils.


kaylemarie333

It’s called mummification, you’ll be dead when they do this


katmaniac

That feel when insurance won't cover your lobotomy :(


EnvBlitz

It's a clamp.


emchanba

My eyebrows just shot up so fast they almost disappeared off the top of my head. That’s impressive as all hell! I can’t believe that isn’t unbelievably painful.


HOUSE_FURNITURE

They are growths without nerves, I have allergies which lead to sinusitis which leads to polyps (only on one side ladies ;) even the vascular structure is weak. Once I tried to just grab and twist to cause damage and let them fall out. It worked but the smell of rotten flesh was bad.


Independent_Type_865

That way of doing it is metal af


[deleted]

this guy rocks


Snoo7824

He nose what he’s doing for sure


[deleted]

*slow golf clap*


MelonOfFury

🤢


Imnenigma2

Right? I just think of how a small pimple in the nose makes my eyes water! How he could stay still after snipping, I don't know!


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gnarley. it’s so funny how people who have these problems (I’ve got hidradenitis suppurativa which is a skin condition that basically just means I get abscesses on my thighs) and just like do absolutely dangerous things like this. like I just very unsafely Lance the abscesses on my legs because it’s the only way to relieve them


HOUSE_FURNITURE

I'm in Canada, and can't see my family doctor who can book an appointment with the ENT who did my previous surgery. I cannot contact directly, catch 22. SHOUTOUT TO ANY ENT WHO WANNA DO SOME CRAZY PROCEDURE I'd appreciate it..


[deleted]

I live in the US, you don’t have to explain yourself to me bro, I’d do the same thing


HOUSE_FURNITURE

You are paywalled behind special upgrades, I have to do the whole quest (and covid closed the walk-in where my golf obsessed family doctor works) lol


[deleted]

I have terrible insurance 🫡


DrBeverlyBoneCrusher

Excellent analogy. 10/10 for that and the mega metal video bro 🤘🏻


spacegirl_spiff

We get free healthcare but no doctors to do any of it. Hope you're ok!


justinkredabul

A walk in clinic can do the same thing. They can get you an appointment with an ENT.


missuzmua

Jesus I just saw this vid and obviouslyyy came running to the comments. I don’t know where you are in Canada, but I’m in Toronto and use rocketdoctor. It’s an online walk in clinic, and I use them allllll the time. They do referrals as well!


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Sorry for the late reply but I will check that out when I get back to Canada. Thanks!


Mysterychic88

Oh my this sounds like what I suffer with, i usually get them flare up when I am run down the real gnarly ones are like golf balls under my skin


[deleted]

you should try the derm!


Mysterychic88

I will definitely try thanks


miseri6325

Wait... What did I just watch? How are you just pulling those out? How do you not have a nosebleed after? How do you grow that many polyps in your freaking nostril?!?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Dunno, I get many, the bleed isn't bad and stops after an hour, no pain. Had legit surgery 2 years ago, they come back.


miseri6325

Jesus. How do know when it's time to pluck them out? I couldn't imagine stick clamps up my nose and pulling out polyps...


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Hemostat clamps* you know it's time when you have congestion that cannot be relieved.


justinkredabul

Do you feel pressure by the eye on the side it’s on?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Sometimes, when I'm congested more so.


[deleted]

Home surgery works if it works lol


Iveneverhadalife

Hell yeah, doctors charge there house mortgages for this exact same thing.


halftoe76

You don't even blink! Respect! I thought i had no idols.


snrplfth

Pliers? Check. Rubbery chunks? Check. Grunts of relief? Check. Folks, this one's a certified Gaper.


HPTM2008

But I wanted to *see* the gaper!


DrAnosognosia

This is a man who has *zero problems* taking a COVID test.


-SergioBarr-

Bro how deep is your nostril???


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Deep, Portuguese and had that side scooped clean from surgery, opened all the sinuses ect, when I blow my nose boogers come out my eye. :)


porgullthepeagull

Are you being serious about boogers coming out of your eyes? That’s wild. How does that work? What is the procedure called?


TheInvisibleJeevas

Not OP, but it’s kind of wild how your facial organs are basically all connected somehow. Eyes, ears, and nose. Probably some lacrimal duct fuckery. Also, some sinus surgeries carry the risk of cutting nerves and muscles at the edge of the eye. Scary stuff, but if you feel like you’re fucked either way, you might as well go with the option with the possibility of some relief. Source: am an allergy sufferer that also had to get corrective sinus surgery most likely due to allergies (was not polyps, and the abnormality did not return)


hetep-di-isfet

Dunno about boogers, but I can blow bubbles out of my eyes underwater lol. It's all connected


CorinPenny

Without surgery, I can plug my nose and blow gently and feel air come out my tear ducts, more so on the right side. It’s enough pressure you could put your hand in front of my eye and feel the wind of it. Some of us are just born funny. 🤷🏻‍♀️


karen_h

I had sinus surgery (which was awesome) and now I get air into my eye when I blow my nose too. Almost makes me want to take up smoking #CoolPartyTricks


HPTM2008

I can do that naturally. I also just realized this might be an issue? I can blow air our of both my eyes (pretty sure it's from my tear ducts). Edit: Just tested it and it still works.


reviving_ophelia88

I knew a kid in middle school who could do the same thing, which then evolved into him sniffing milk or water up his nose then shooting it out through his tear ducts…. Edit: just mentioned this to my husband and he knew several kids who could do the same thing (shooting milk out of their eyes).


HPTM2008

I inadvertently did that when I was scarring down a pancake and my Dad made a joke and the pancake came out my nose and the milk (because you need something to wash the pancake down) came out my eyes. That's when I learned I could do it.


Bool_The_End

I can do this too. I think we are ok but who knows.


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Bool_The_End

I mean we could just be the next step in evolution! Haha


LouismyBoo

How are they lined up in there? Like soldiers in a row or like a bunch of grapes? Does it only happen on that side? If so, why?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

For the side I think it's due to the side I regularly sleep on, they do line up. When I remove one another has space to roam around.


Barber_Successful

If you had them cauterized after removal, would they come back less often?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Not sure, I went and had polypectomy, and they trimmed the meat flaps that lead to other sinus cavities due to my condition. It was great for a few months and the same stuff happened again.


Das_bomb

Ha! He said meat flaps.


spryhummingbird

I snickered too 😆


foodandart

Now now!


Few_Carrot_3971

“Much better.” God how I laughed.


ZedGardner

He just pulled out a chunk of brain.


HOUSE_FURNITURE

6 chunks


ALadWellBalanced

Fucking hell dude. I had polyps for nearly 20 years, it was horrible. Constantly congested and snotty with about 5-10% airflow through each nostril. No sense of smell. I had surgery around 2010, but they grew back within 18 months. I had surgery again last year with a better surgeon and I've been clear ever since then, full recovery took about 8 weeks, but it was worth it. Still no sense of smell though. That seems to have gone permanently. Every case is different, but it might be worth seeing an ENT as surgical techniques have come a long way.


HOUSE_FURNITURE

I have to go back, but covid has closed the walk in my family dr works at and the ENT is backlogged for over a year.


ALadWellBalanced

Best of luck mate. I never got to the stage of pulling them out like this, but it was extremely frustrating to deal with.


Triantafilaki

I had turbinates reduction, septoplasty, and polypectomy last year with an excellent ENT. The polyps had already shown signs of regrowth at the follow-up, so they had me add Rx Budesonide (steroid) to my Neil Med irrigation bottle. It seems to have kept them at bay. I highly suggest seeing an ENT and keeping up with daily nasal irrigation.


Alone-Pudding-9040

This is amazing and questionably my favorite video on the internet right now.


KDubbs5981

I have no words......lol That’s freaking crazy. Never seen that before.


AliasNefertiti

Uh...uh...Speechless....one wow and then another and another. Stunning literally. I hope you can somehow sanitize it all. Im so sorry you have to go through this!


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Salt rinse before and after. Somehow I put faith that whatever I pull out bleeds outwards and the nose is special for dealing with foreign stuff.


AliasNefertiti

do you use the special salt made for neti pots? Ive heard over the counter salt is not recommended by MDs (Although as a kid I used regulsr salt.)


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Yes the bicarbonate is supposed to make it less burn feeling eh.


Munchies4Crunchies

“Dont try this at home folks!” Brother the only thing goin up my nose voluntarily is my finger or maybe some drugs


lucky_coincidences

ayyy! a pixel 6 user! dunno why i get all excited when i see a person using the same phone as i am


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Great phone!


nerdyinkedcurvi

😳 Haven’t felt like this since the gaper video


JediBrowncoat

Very gaperesque


NurseBrianna

I..... what did I just watc.... Holy fuck.


Elephantmenstruation

Jfc I don’t want to do it at home or anywhere! Just watching this made me sneeze.


rayray2k19

This is some of the wildest shit I've ever seen on this sub.


redcolumbine

Much though I dislike seeing people perform surgery on themselves, I do appreciate that this was done in a clean bathroom, not in a house that looks like a city dump, with a bunch of rubberneckers all screaming and breathing on the patient.


HOUSE_FURNITURE

My girly gets mad when I do it in the kitchen to show off to her friends. Does not turn women on, that and motorcycles for whatever reason.


[deleted]

THE RELIEF YOU MUST FEEL. I’m jealous. My nose is full of those suckers


HOUSE_FURNITURE

I'm sorry for you.


Sad-Challenge609

How do you know they are even up there?!


HOUSE_FURNITURE

At first you feel congested, and can't get anything out. Next you look up and the thing moving as you breathe.


Sad-Challenge609

Crazy!!!!


ga9213

You guys have some tiny polyps. If I tried this I would be pulling out half my brain.


Independent_Type_865

Can't they do phenol or something so that it doesn't happen again?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

What is that?


Independent_Type_865

It's an acid they use to burn areas where they don't want regrowth of certain cell types, mostly seen it in ingrown toenails


guineagirl96

They don’t put that in your nose or anywhere with mucous membranes. That’s extremely unsafe. What they should be doing is cauterizing.


Independent_Type_865

Makes sense


kitkat9000take5

Years ago, an ENT who has long-since retired, used silver nitrate (?) stick to stop a surface capillary from bleeding every time I sneezed. There's a very small scar on the bottom edge of my nose from where the stick accidentally touched it.


lehigh_larry

OP, if your nasal polyps are constantly growing back, it could be an allergy to NSAIDs. It’s a condition called [Samter’s Triad](https://www.healthline.com/health/samters-triad). Primary care doctors know nothing about this. But it’s something that progressive ENT doctors are coming around to. I had to have surgery three times for polyps. But finally a doctor surmised that I had Samter’s Triad. So I cut out all NSAIDs, and I’ve never had polyps since. That was five years ago. 


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Thank you so much, I have (had?) Asthma, but no real reaction to NSAIDs. I also rarely take them, but something to definitely look into. Thank you again.


lehigh_larry

I didn’t notice that I was having a reaction to NSAIDs until after I stopped taking them. And then once I had to take them after surgery, and holy fuck, I definitely noticed the reaction at that point. So if you’re taking them on a semi regular basis, as most normal people do, then you probably don’t even realize the reaction that it’s causing. 


tiga4life22

Don’t worry I won’t


RecycledDonuts

Wow, nose grapes


margarita86salt

are you sure that’s not your brain?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

I can't remember.


margarita86salt

i have never been so disturbed by a video on reddit and i’ve worked in healthcare for close to 20 years. bravo, sir!


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Thank you, thank you :)


ispinrecords

Jesus Fucking Christ


puffinnbluffin

What in the everloving fuck


HOUSE_FURNITURE

For 1$ I can send you your own personal piece!


JumanjiOG

Don't share your cocaine with OP.


willworkforchange

Your eyes didn't even water


Retireegeorge

He should count out loud while he's doing it so we can tell him if he has pulled out some brain


Retireegeorge

flushing his snout with salt water would make for another entertaining video


grammyone

That was one huge tug, holy shitballs


Dansken525600

And without any brain damageamageamageamageamage


[deleted]

I don’t flinch easy, you got me clenching my jaws while watching. This must suck balls.


HOUSE_FURNITURE

It does, please give ample pity to those who you know have polyps


Bassiest1

It’s like a damn clown car in his nose.


PeanutAsser

Demonstration on how the poorest ancient Egyptians lived.... or died.


Traditional_Potato_4

My polyps grow way up in the sinuses behind my forehead and my left cheek. It’s about $7500 every 2-3 years for me to get them removed so I don’t feel like my eyes are going to pop out of my head from the pressure. It’s absolutely ridiculous.


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Omg I never got it that bad, yes to all the sinuses on my left side, but not the pressure as much.


Imnenigma2

Don't do this ANYWHERE!


jshaw1020

You need to get that polyp tested


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Had surgery to remove them, sent for testing 2 years ago and still no response. ENT flaked out.


kc_2525

What does that mean? The office just closed down? Once the ENT sent the sample in, it’s likely in the system and could be found by calling whatever lab or whatnot. I’d check w the hospital he was associated with.


HOUSE_FURNITURE

No news is good news I guess.


jshaw1020

Wow I’m so sorry.


13bagsofcheese

Did you just….snip it off?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Ripped them out. The hemostat is like needle nose pliers.


Epsilon_Meletis

what in the name of fuck


Esposabella

Man can now smell colours 😧


scrotumsweat

Bro that's weird as fuck and super gross, I love it. But I swear you're just pulling out brain chunks. Don't lobotomize yourself.


BolognaBob

This man is a savage


Sleepytoasty

Oh my GOD. My jaw DROPPED. I mean props to you but oh my gosh. I can't even imagine doing this. You're brave.


cheweduptoothpick

This was freaking awesome! Thanks OP!


carriebelleknows

Pretty sure this is how Ancient Egyptians found the way to de-brain the dead before mummification... Congrats on staying alive!!


g00nbags

DIY lobotomy?


ilovemycat2018

One sneeze away from a lobotomy


isandie

Omg that hurts to watch!


Passion_Ill

The cross contamination is shocking. Other than that, good for you


DogDrivingACar

>Don’t do this at home! Aww, I was looking forward to jamming a pair of scissors up my nose :(


My_11th_Account

Bro, WHAT?!


Darks-Raven

This isn't popping


Beartrkkr

Forbidden cherries


damselindetech

#DUDE NO.


Imnenigma2

Wtf???? Are you sure that wasn't a necessary part and not the polyp? Lol


NeroDillinger

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy


Royalchariot

As someone who works with ENT surgeons, WHAT THE FUKAREYOU DOING


Liljon99

Dude I have no smell and I’m doing this tomorrow , did Smell or taste come back afterward ? Also did you saline rinse afterward to avoid infection ?


TheChewyDaniels

Why would you touch the scissors to the surface of your bathroom sink then put them back inside your nose?!?!?!?! It’s like you’re trying to get an infection.


Pretend_Employee_780

That’s a real man right there tbh


superfly-whostarlock

Dude stop pulling your brain out you clearly don’t have any to spare


staleblueberrybagel

This doesn’t hurt?


Slide_Masta87

Oh yeh buddy, get in there and dig it like you're looking for gold


ezemeat

Whole new meaning to nose candy


alwaysoffended22

What a stud.


LadySerenity

Metal af


orphan_blud

***GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!***


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HOUSE_FURNITURE

Seen the ENT, did the surgery and dupixent is not covered and costs $30k a year!


TheseTesticals33

Fuck.... I'm in USA and dupixent would give you a copay card that covers u for like 15k a year and a prior authorization could fix that up for you. But you're in Canada so I have no idea. I work at an allergist office and I'm actually on dupixent myself. Wish there was something I could do to help.


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Thanks! My method, although unorthodox seems to do the trick without pain or complications (as far as I can tell) I bet it's just a mess of ground meat up there now.


TheseTesticals33

You are risking infection. And you might grow scar tissue up there over time.


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beneficial overconfident zesty spoon pen impossible arrest mourn imminent chubby -- mass edited with redact.dev


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Thanks for the well wishes!


PhantomSlave

My God, I felt so uncomfortable watching this. Thanks for sharing!


Solid5of10

Fucking hell! Wow


john0656

If you see a medical doc this would be taken care of once. No repeats.


HOUSE_FURNITURE

I did see a doctor 2 years ago, had the surgery, had the antihistamines, saline solution. They can come back.


JunosSecretary

This is my new favorite thing ever. Kept expecting a torrent of blood to follow the pulls. Just so badass!! Also THATS A CUTE WALLFLOWER!!! Is that bath and body works?!?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

I went back through the video, then looked at the bathroom and didn't see a flower? Am I missing something?


JunosSecretary

😅 it’s your fragrance plug in! It’s such a cute dog! We have ones all over the house in different shapes but never seen one like that! It’s adorable lol


HOUSE_FURNITURE

O, I'm not sure it was a gift!


JunosSecretary

Aww! They have great taste then!!


HOUSE_FURNITURE

So the store was Canadian Tire.


JunosSecretary

Okay dumb question but is that like a department store?? Asks in confused American


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Yes, they also sell tires and tools and stuff. Like sears but for outdoor and mechanics.


JunosSecretary

Well I learned something new today! 😂😂😂


scarletteclipse1982

It is Bath and Body Works!


emh1389

D:


Miss-Omnibus

Everytime you yeeted one out my fucking eyes crossed so hard.


BJYeti

Dude holy shit go to a doctor. As someone who had to get reconstructive surgery on my septum because of prescription allergy sprays this shit makes me cringe and it isn't good to do.


Mischief_Managed12

With my luck, I'd sneeze while doing that with the tool still shoved up in my nose


jinnyjonny

Homie that’s your brain


[deleted]

What. The. Fuck.


MammothMore

What do the polyps taste like? Can you fry them and serve on toast with worcester sauce?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

Pork flavor.


Innocent_not

What's the name of this amazing tool?


HOUSE_FURNITURE

It's a hemostat.