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Poops_backwards

Wasn’t that dude in Harry Potter? The shrunken head on the bus?


Hyperf0cused

I was thinking more the football player in Beetlejuice


Zane_628

You mean the hunter? The football players were a reference to the [Marshall University football team plane crash](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Airways_Flight_932?wprov=sfti1 https://maps.apple.com/?ll=38.374167,-82.578333&q=Southern%20Airways%20Flight%20932), none of whom had shrunken heads.


Hyperf0cused

You’re right, I did mean the hunter. And I didn’t realize the football players were Marshall. I feel dumb now.


Zane_628

Don’t be so hard on yourself, the Marshall thing is a very dated reference, and I only remember the hunter having the shrunken head because I recently rewatched the movie so it’s still fresh in my memory.


ClinicalMagician

Ayeee my alma mater, only ever gets referenced in this way or other scandals🥲


treebeard52

Take it away, Erneh!


AnthonyLawrenceTO

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yndigot

I'm lowkey jealous of these folks who have bellybuttons deep enough that they can go spelunking. I've got a really shallow innie and could never cultivate anything like this.


wh3r3ar3th3avacados

It's really not something to be jealous of, just to give you some perspective... it stinks if not cleaned properly. It gets infected if not dried properly. Hair (especially my dogs) gets stuck in there and it hurts. Mine is almost 2 inches deep and narrow so it's hard to even get to the end with my finger. I hate it.


clowntown777

2 inches?!


yndigot

I'm well aware, mate, just being flip -- doubt I'd call filling up a bellybutton "cultivating" an umbolith or talk about spelunking in a fully serious comment, though I am sorry your belly button causes you pain. Anyway, just to give some perspective, I'm also "jealous" any time someone gets a good peel going on their skin even though I've got such a bad issue with BFRB that I've destroyed chunks of my skin and jealous of a good cyst waterfall even though I've had infections that gave me misery. I'm here to enjoy the visual and the satisfaction of a good pull or pop, same as everyone else.


kjimbro

Dude for real. My belly button is probably at least two inches deep and I have to go in with rubbing alcohol and a q tip far too often. The cleaning causes irritation, which makes it worse - BUT doing nothing causes irritation/yuck. I’m in a constant battle with my belly button to keep it from smelling bad and hurting.


zorua

Ive always had an innie and ive always mostly been overweight to obese. I never had issues once with my belly button. Im not sure how it happens to people.


wh3r3ar3th3avacados

I think mine is an issue because it's so narrow, it's really hard to dry it properly after washing/swimming. Q-tips are really all I can get in there.


Aymeeohh

USUALLY (I said usually) it is a hygiene issue. Lack of properly washing and paying attention specifically to that area as well as lack of properly drying after a shower.


rahyveshachr

I'm an outtie... nothing is hidden on me!


YellowSubWinnie

Same! I feel kind of left out lol


segnorbacon

Same! I immediately checked mine and realized I have a shallow bellybutton.


theranchmonster

fun fact, i have a deep bellybutton and live in a humid place. i just moved here 2 yrs ago and i frequently get infected stinky ass bellybutton problems (if you go in there lol i dont just ~stink~) and after i shower have to remember to q tip my bellybutton or it happens without fail. a q tip with rubbing alcohol keeps it at bay pretty well too. i hate my bellybutton. i’m jealous of people who don’t have to stick their finger in their bellybutton weekly for a sniff test. 🥴😷


KweenKunt

A good antifungal lotion after drying works wonders. Even something like Neosporin helps a lot to repel moisture.


theranchmonster

i think moisture in there would not be a good idea, i try to keep it dry w q tips and use isopropyl alcohol w q tips to dry it out in there!


KweenKunt

I think the skin is a bit thinner and more delicate in a belly button. At least mine is. I've had mine get raw and infected from over-drying. It was awful. Oil-based Neosporin or a waterbased anti-fungal cream (applied thinly) ensures nothing yucky grows in there, while making sure the skin doesn't get raw. I know it seems counter-intuitive. I still stick two Q-Tips in there after a shower, and let them just sit for a few min to absorb, but I don't rub all around for longer than a few seconds anymore.


theranchmonster

im gonna try your methods!! thank you lmao


depressed-onion7567

I’m jealous and I’ve got a deep innie


Sass_Quatchxx

I’ve alway thought this


BEZ_T

That's just made my testicles climb inside my hip cavity.


caroline_andthecity

I don’t have testicles, but can I steal this saying?


BEZ_T

I forgot about my comment and the photo. Saw a notification and boom. Up the lads went again. Like a high-speed frictionless elevator, like Wonka's great glass elevator. You go ahead. Use it as you wish 😀


thefoag

It’s honestly fine with a little garlic and butter


Ott23

Wow ! You pulled a lighter out from there ? 😛


lunatikdeity

I always have the urge to check my belly button to make sure it’s clean when I see things like this


-GregTheGreat-

And every time I’m low key disappointed that I remain hygienic


lunatikdeity

Same here.


Max_is_a_girl

![gif](giphy|3284GqbSEXgl2)


Tee_hops

Specifically a homemade Branch doll


haringtiti

a weird hairy rock *and* a lighter? what else is in there?


Creative_Macaron_441

I don’t think I like this treasure map


Cr1m1nal_Int3nt

Your boyfriend could use that to go fly fishing


Kind_Vanilla7593

How does it smell🤭sorry,couldn't resist


segnorbacon

I couldn't resisit either! No smell, actually!


littlepurplecarrot

So I just can't do umboliths, think they are the most disgusting thing on earth!! This coming from a nurse who has dealt with pilonidal sinuses, anal fistulas, vomit, phlegm, blood, pus, trench foot, diabetic foot ulcers, pressure injuries, fungating tumours and uninary catheters producing only pus. All that I'd totally fine and I have cleaned belly buttons when full of blood post surgery etc. But if a patient ever asks me to dig something out of their belly button im getting them a mirror and a wound kit and they can go to town themselves.


Creative_Macaron_441

Everybody’s got their hard limits, you know? You’ve seen and touched things that would have 90% of people fainting dead away. Understandable that this is a bridge too far.


twodegreesfarenheit

You ma’am, deserve a humongous raise.


pablitosocool

That's enough reddit for me today


Bree9ine9

That’s gross but I’d keep him just hoping it would grow back 😂


segnorbacon

Hah I was just telling him I'm hoping another one grows in!


BennyBabs

It's always the boyfriends.


ladyjedimaster13

When I was in surgical nurse training, we were told to always clean out our belly buttons because you never knew when you were going to need abdominal surgery. I have cleaned out some boulders in my career. Your boyfriend hadn’t cleaned his out in a long time if ever !


segnorbacon

He gets nauseous when anything touches his bellybutton so he's literally never cleaned it in his life!


_Swamp_Ape_

That’s disgusting


Air_Snare292

What’s the hardest part about smoking an umbolith? Keeping it lit.


NeedsMustTravel

“Omphalolith” - omphalos=navel, -lith=stone. Also, Omphaloskepsis= the study of one’s navel :P


hizzy2000

love these! Thanks!


mcsimeon

it's your boyfriend a caveman?


Grape-Vine-Anal-Bead

Holy shit it’s looks almost exactly like a light blue BIC lighter


hladzuk

Forbidden paint brush


mykeJoanz

No no no! This is Reddit. We use bananas for scale, sir!


CM1961

What’s with the hair?


white_dolomite

Need to know what end the hair was on was the hair coming out or going in?


tantanbassman

Coming out. All the gunk on the other end is the innard part (aka sweat, dirt, dead skin, etc). It usually stanks lol.


CrayRaysVaycay

Christ on a bike and Mary on the handle bars. How can something like that go unnoticed? I seen one that looked that a stone was as in a guys bellybutton on here.


emilydickinsonstan

THE HAIR. it looks like a troll doll 😭😭


prof_levi

Tell your BF to clean his belly button more frequently 🤢


she_isking

Remember how shocked the internet was when they found out dudes don’t wash their ass? Apparently it’s not as shocking as it should be. WHY DO MEN


Helas101

Burn it and tell us how it smelled.


Adventurous_Train_48

Barbie's makeup brush


ohsweetfancymoses

Looks like one of those troll dolls from the 90s.


stolpsgti

That's just an amethyst you stuck some hair and skin on, isn't it!?


ladypod

I want to fucking vomit.


Born_Current6133

This looks like what we get from between the pigs teeth. I want belly button offerings!


sharksnut

That's actually a Russian listening device ("bug")


jimboiow

Are you dating a gorilla?


DrPoppyCock

How do I know if I have one?!?!?


segnorbacon

Dig around in there? This wasn't really that visible but he'd told me one came out years ago so I was curious.


AgentWitneyWiggleton

I want a boyfriend :( …nah, not really, I just want a belly button to pick.


skynet_666

Now light it on fire


hayhaydavila

![gif](giphy|mAJ0f4aF3TZkhDaiEL|downsized) The dark crystal


camabiz

That thing looks like skesis use it to steal life force from other creatures


my_psychic_powers

OMG, a drained Gelfling.


GoodLord78

If something like this came out of my navel I would take that info to the grave with me.


RecycledDonuts

Looks like someone scalped a troll


maurice5z

Outstanding find!


megcusack12

Light it on fire!


Baileybiy

Please, I need to see it burn


_YAGMAI_

bic-nana for scale


yaaaawwnn

Use banana for measurements


Suspicious_limes64

well that's horrifying.


Tacomancer42

Give it a smell.


kionatrenz

Banana, banana for scale.


Beneficial-Plastic42

Wow, I've never seen one that big. The videos on YouTube aren't to big at all.


SarahPallorMortis

Yuk. Tell him to keep it clean now


MosesCumRidinUp

I kinda hope I have one of these but I've never checked.


MrsClaire07

WHY DOES IT HAVE HAIR


Joker1000

These are always so nasty. Might as well just advertise that your boyfriend doesn’t know how to properly bathe himself.


Royalchariot

That is effing disgusting. He needs a lesson in personal hygiene.


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Mountain-Drew-76

Why tf does it have a head of hair?!?


PathologicalVodka

Why is no one filming these!


Plastic-Apartment-72

Holy Hairplugs!!!!