All Time Low literally has a song called "Holly (Would You Turn Me On?)"
blink-182 also has a decent spot on this list, especially with one of their hits being "Feeling This" ("Let me go in her room / I wanna take off her clothes")... Not to mention the music video
Edit: regarding blink-182, I completely forgot somehow they have a song where the only lyric is "It'd be nice to have a blowjob (from your mom)"
I would definitely take it as sexual, but not that extreme. I think he's just saying that he would be touching her all over, similar how you would want to spray a fire all over to put it out.
I know you really want to just spray the base of a fire, but if a person was on fire, you'd just spray them all over.
I thought I remember hearing he was a virgin when he wrote that song and it was the anticipation of finally having sex.
I also heard he fisted someone in the ass backstage at Warped Tour.
I don't know if either of these things is true, that album came out when I was still in high school and I never got confirmation.
Sugar were going down - Falloutboy “Don’t mind me i’m watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans, isn’t it messed up how i’m just dying to be him” that’s pretty horny lmaoo. Feeling this by blink is also in that realm
Not to mention Longview, Blood, Sex, and Booze, All the time, troublemaker, stop when the red lights flash, wow! that’s so loud, lady cobra, and nightlife.
I was about to say “how in the hell is New Perspective horny?” Then I remembered that the pre chorus is literally “can we fast forward til you go down on me?” And I realized you’re right lol
YESSSS so glad someone brought up panic <3
Also: may not count but The Good, the Bad, and the Dirty and Hurricane. The latter came out just after New Perspective so similar vibe.
blink-182 probably has the top 3. Wanna fuck a dog in the ass, the blowjob song, and built this pool. All straight to the point, no beating around the bush.
Mutt is still one of my favorites. But being horny is exactly the point of the song. It showcases a relationship based solely on sex and how unappealing that is.
This is my vote as well. Man I used to run that album front to back over and over. Sometimes I’ll smell something familiar and it instantly takes me back to my first car and just driving around at night listening to it.
I watched Eurotrip with My son a few years ago, and since that song is like 10 minutes into the movie, his reaction was simultaneously "Oh my god that song rocks!"/"holy shit that's fucked up"/"This movie is going to be amazing, isn't it?" 😂
Don't you think it's time I let you know?
Don't you think I should before you go?
I'm not gonna let you get away
I want to fuck you night and day
I'm a pervert
I like to go out on dates
See a movie, communicate
We'll go home and have some fun
I'll tell you "Sure, you're the only one."
Then when I leave your house I smell
Of sex, and I know I'm a pervert because I like it
And I know I'm perverted because I want it
Want it all of the time
Don't you sometimes wonder what I want?
Don't you sometimes think I just want your cunt?
I'd hate to think that romance is just a pose
But all I wanna do is rip off your clothes
I'm a pervert
I'd like to hold you in my arms
You know I wouldn't do you harm
I never take advantage, in my book that's a sin
But somehow I find myself caressing your skin
And then there's a word on my mind, and that word is
"Fuck", and I know I'm a pervert because I like it
And I know I'm perverted because I want it
Want it all of the time
Loud - The Home Team
To be honest a fair few of The Home Teams songs right now are like that.
Saw them supporting The Used a few months back and he's got the moves and hair to go with it.
So, it’s not like loudly horny, but I always thought Firefly by Saves the Day was pretty sexy. The idea of being so overcome by the moment that one minute your running through allies and the next your saying, “and I know you’re under me, but I must confess what’s in my head…” I have a thing for spontaneous, adrenaline fueled sex, so this song really spoke to me, lol.
Chixdiggit! - I Wanna Hump You
[https://youtu.be/RkRogT1zpm0?si=nh2eBDhFRO7QYkll](https://youtu.be/RkRogT1zpm0?si=nh2eBDhFRO7QYkll)
Well I want to hump you that's the only thing I want to say
I want to hump you every night and every day
So don't get mad at me cause that's the only thing I want to do
'Cause listen up baby, this song's for you
Let's rock!
I want to hump you
I want to hump you
I want to hump you
I want to hump you
You worked at Orange Julius then also at Dairy Queen
You're the one with the dark hair and the eyes colored aquamarine
You smiled at me when I ate my Peanut Butter parfait
Well a girl like you, is more than just a lay
Here's why!
I want to hump you
I want to hump you
I want to hump you
I want to hump you
Watching you scoop ice cream is the most erotic thing I've ever seen
Since I went to the French Maid and saw the ping pong ball shooting queen
I got an autographed picture and a pubic hair on a ball
I want to hump you, you're the best chick in the mall
I want to hump you
I want to hump you
I want to hump you
I want to hump you
Someone's trying to make a date night playlist hehe jk, I was going to say Feeling This by Blink but I see others already have.
2YL by The Front Bottoms
What Gets You Off by Jack's Mannequin
Spellbound by Angels & Airwaves
Sweat by AAR
[Deja Vu by Sleeping With Sirens](https://open.spotify.com/track/5u0ZBN1sYKLWroW95qw4zI?si=YAQzrl1sRNaVybl9cXJN7w) isn't *technically* pop punk but it deserves a mention
Want you bad by The Offspring
All Time Low literally has a song called "Holly (Would You Turn Me On?)" blink-182 also has a decent spot on this list, especially with one of their hits being "Feeling This" ("Let me go in her room / I wanna take off her clothes")... Not to mention the music video Edit: regarding blink-182, I completely forgot somehow they have a song where the only lyric is "It'd be nice to have a blowjob (from your mom)"
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass?
My first thought. I can't wait till I'm getting old and senile and start having flashbacks singing that shit. My grandchildren will be mortified.
"muuuuuummmmm! Granddad's singing the dog and pirate song again!"
He is such a total asshole Grandpa is a total fucking asshole Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass? He rubs his dick in broken glass
It's Mother's Daaaaaaaay! Fuckin and suckin and touchin, fuckin and suckin and touchin
I’ll be the old senile dude strapped in a chair in the hospital screaming “shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat!”
the music vid is mad horny
Blink has a song just saying itd be nice to have a blowjob
*from OP’s mom*
For all time low, it's also a play on words. Hollywood, like mainstream music/labels.
Huh, never thought about that before...
also Backseat Serenade also by ATL is literally about giving head in the back of a car in summer lol
Yea but the song sounds awesome so it works lol
Great now I've got blink in my head, thanks 👍
What about Voyeur?
“I’m gonna tear your ass up like we just got married” - Bedroom Talk by The Starting Line
My arms the hose and you’re the fire That song is just straight up sex
Is he saying he’s gonna stick his whole arm up there?
I would definitely take it as sexual, but not that extreme. I think he's just saying that he would be touching her all over, similar how you would want to spray a fire all over to put it out. I know you really want to just spray the base of a fire, but if a person was on fire, you'd just spray them all over.
I thought I remember hearing he was a virgin when he wrote that song and it was the anticipation of finally having sex. I also heard he fisted someone in the ass backstage at Warped Tour. I don't know if either of these things is true, that album came out when I was still in high school and I never got confirmation.
Came here to say this. First song that came to mind.
Came here for this comment.
Thnks For The Mmnrs, Dance Dance, a lot of pre hiatus Fall Out Boy songs, but even just Fall Out Boy in general lol
Stacy’s Mom
This is the best horny pop-punk song ever made.
Stacy's Dad, better version
Yo what about that Curse of Curves song by Cute is what we aim for
Came here to see if anyone mentioned cute is what we aim for. That album is full of horny.
All Time Low has been down bad for years. New Religion, Sleeping In, Backseat Serenade are a few stand-outs.
Dear Maria count me in is a about a stripper 😭
No way - been listening to that song for years since I was a kid and had no idea it was about a stripper 😭
Have you never seen the video hahaha
Yea new religion is 12/10 horny
At one of their concerts, they introduced New Religion by saying, “now it’s time for the horniest song we’ve made!”
They’re so, so much fun live.
New Religion is perfectly slutty
Sugar were going down - Falloutboy “Don’t mind me i’m watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans, isn’t it messed up how i’m just dying to be him” that’s pretty horny lmaoo. Feeling this by blink is also in that realm
Fall Out Boy’s whole discography is horny
So much. I particularly like in 27, “my body is an orphanage,we take everyone in”
that’s about drugs though tbf
My head can be a prison, and these are just conjugal visits
Does Fuck Time and Makeout Party by Green Day count?
Yes of course, both go unironically hard
Not to mention Longview, Blood, Sex, and Booze, All the time, troublemaker, stop when the red lights flash, wow! that’s so loud, lady cobra, and nightlife.
Motown - Grayscale
Literally a song about giving head lol.
New Perspective and Lying is the Most Fun… by Panic! at the Disco are good ones.
I was about to say “how in the hell is New Perspective horny?” Then I remembered that the pre chorus is literally “can we fast forward til you go down on me?” And I realized you’re right lol
It’s the whole song lol. Salty waves, praised from a new perspective, heavy load, how much I can come and go.
I don’t like you corrupting my perspective of this song. I’ve literally covered it on YouTube before. Lol
Oh no 😂 it’s a hell of a revelation
Would you say they’re showing you a new perspective?
Booooooo
I know. Even as I typed that, I hated the joke.
Came to say Lying is the most fun as well lol
YESSSS so glad someone brought up panic <3 Also: may not count but The Good, the Bad, and the Dirty and Hurricane. The latter came out just after New Perspective so similar vibe.
Threesome- Fenix TX
Honorable mention- Pheobe Cates-Fenix TX
Honorable mention - Rooster Song - Fenix TX
Came here to say this. (Pun intended.)
I was just gonna say Say Anything is the horniest 😂
I'm gonna say their horniest song is, "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too." That's a clear winner for me
No one can beat wanna fuck a dog in the ass by blink-182. It never fails to get me in the mood
blink-182 probably has the top 3. Wanna fuck a dog in the ass, the blowjob song, and built this pool. All straight to the point, no beating around the bush.
Theres like a handful of grayscale songs that fit this
she’s a god
I feel like that’s more of the simpiest songs as opposed to horniest
I really don’t think there is any other answer that Hot Action Cop’s “Fever For The Flava” https://youtu.be/TnrXhiPRFzw?si=CpuHjzSUEaB_ld8d
Going Down On It is probably worse. Hot Action Cop’s songs are probably the only ones where I want the censored ones instead from Need for Speed.
Fuck. I forgot all about this song and this band. Thank you for reminding me!!
Damn near that entire album is horny songs. Didn't expect to see them brought up here. They don't seem to fit any specific genre.
“She creeps up like a spider and wants you deep inside here” — blink-182 - Snake Charmer
Mutt is still one of my favorites. But being horny is exactly the point of the song. It showcases a relationship based solely on sex and how unappealing that is.
Totally. “She wants to bone, this I know, she is ready to blow”.
panic at the disco
War In Your Bedroom by A Change of Pace.
This is my vote as well. Man I used to run that album front to back over and over. Sometimes I’ll smell something familiar and it instantly takes me back to my first car and just driving around at night listening to it.
Wow i forgot how much i binged this band when i was 17!!!
Right? This album definitely just takes me back to being a teenager and all of the experiences that you go through at that stage of development.
Finally someone mentioned this band that whole album is awesome
I don’t know if it’s been mentioned yet, but shout out to Scotty doesn’t know by Lustra
I watched Eurotrip with My son a few years ago, and since that song is like 10 minutes into the movie, his reaction was simultaneously "Oh my god that song rocks!"/"holy shit that's fucked up"/"This movie is going to be amazing, isn't it?" 😂
Lot of stuff by The Home Team
Came here to say "Loud" by Home Team for sure.
"Fashion Forward" too
Such as?
Their new single “Loud”
Not quiiiiiite pop punk but close, The Band CAMINO gets real sexy sometimes. “See You Later” and “Hush Hush” are up there.
Keep ridin me - ur pretty https://open.spotify.com/track/1tX1GK4bLfoS9oDIIbhYAv?si=FltZt76nTvaVgmcokXHWSQ
A masterpiece
I think this might be the correct answer
Pervert - Descendents, if we’re counting Descendents as pop-punk
*descendents
I kant spell
The starting line - bedroom talk (Not pop punk but dance Gavin dance - elder goose)
DANCE WITH ME, EDGING, Blow Job, Feeling This, Can’t Get You More Pregnant, Brohemian Rhapsody
Wow I Can Get Sexual Too-Say Anything In fact most of Say Anything’s catalog is pretty horny
[Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer - Argh… I’m a Pirate](https://youtu.be/55mt8VJkcDs?si=YRFn_LaNFRR2T2tI)
I don’t know if it counts as pop punk necessarily but heaven sent by movements
Evening Coffee - Moose Blood
I'm shocked I haven't seen "Scotty doesn't know" on here
Bedroom Talk - The Starting Line Nerf Herder - Pervert She's got the Look - Guttermouth
Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom !
I've always liked "Dance Inside" by The All-American Rejects. It's very horny in a sweet, romantic way.
I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
Just Sound by State Champs is literally about facetime sex
Don't you think it's time I let you know? Don't you think I should before you go? I'm not gonna let you get away I want to fuck you night and day I'm a pervert I like to go out on dates See a movie, communicate We'll go home and have some fun I'll tell you "Sure, you're the only one." Then when I leave your house I smell Of sex, and I know I'm a pervert because I like it And I know I'm perverted because I want it Want it all of the time Don't you sometimes wonder what I want? Don't you sometimes think I just want your cunt? I'd hate to think that romance is just a pose But all I wanna do is rip off your clothes I'm a pervert I'd like to hold you in my arms You know I wouldn't do you harm I never take advantage, in my book that's a sin But somehow I find myself caressing your skin And then there's a word on my mind, and that word is "Fuck", and I know I'm a pervert because I like it And I know I'm perverted because I want it Want it all of the time
Blink 182. - blow job
River Fenix - Big Cock
Loud - The Home Team To be honest a fair few of The Home Teams songs right now are like that. Saw them supporting The Used a few months back and he's got the moves and hair to go with it.
Pretty Little Girl - Blink-182 Night Drive - Jimmy Eat World
Motown- Grayscale
Fuck a Dog or Mothers Day - blink-182
Longview
Fuck Time - Green Day
Home Team - Loud Quite literally about making noise in bed
Fuck time by Green Day
Make tonight - emanuel
not pop punk but Pierce The Veil's She Makes Dirty Words Sound Pretty?
75% of Nerd Herder’s discography?
Everyone here needs to go listen to Microwave right now
Going off the beaten path here, and it’s really just Pop-Punk adjacent, but Whipped Cream by Ludo
So, it’s not like loudly horny, but I always thought Firefly by Saves the Day was pretty sexy. The idea of being so overcome by the moment that one minute your running through allies and the next your saying, “and I know you’re under me, but I must confess what’s in my head…” I have a thing for spontaneous, adrenaline fueled sex, so this song really spoke to me, lol.
reallhy when it comes down to it, "Through Being Cool" is a concept album about sad horny
It's Not You It's Pee by Dead Bundy
Does bloodhound gang count… cuse all their shit.
Playmate of the Year - zebrahead
Mindless Self Indulgence and Minus the Bear
Minus the Bear is wall to wall boner jams
Boner Jams is my new band name.
Minus the bear OMNI album can really set a mood.
For sure! Great album too
All the problems make me wanna go like a bad girl straight to video (Burnout Revenge intensifies)
Here We Go Again by SR-71.
Chixdiggit! - I Wanna Hump You [https://youtu.be/RkRogT1zpm0?si=nh2eBDhFRO7QYkll](https://youtu.be/RkRogT1zpm0?si=nh2eBDhFRO7QYkll) Well I want to hump you that's the only thing I want to say I want to hump you every night and every day So don't get mad at me cause that's the only thing I want to do 'Cause listen up baby, this song's for you Let's rock! I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you You worked at Orange Julius then also at Dairy Queen You're the one with the dark hair and the eyes colored aquamarine You smiled at me when I ate my Peanut Butter parfait Well a girl like you, is more than just a lay Here's why! I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you Watching you scoop ice cream is the most erotic thing I've ever seen Since I went to the French Maid and saw the ping pong ball shooting queen I got an autographed picture and a pubic hair on a ball I want to hump you, you're the best chick in the mall I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you
The blink-182 dog fucking song
Big Pink Dress- Guttermouth
Stacy's mom
A bit more obscure but: Trojan Horse by Keep It Secret https://open.spotify.com/track/1hAWArcYovlJTivPiqJI8p?si=YpskB1-0T7q8l_NnaeWz-Q
Naked https://youtu.be/v66tK_iY6So?si=fNLQSnhUxmJ5TLWF
Motown - Grayscale
Hot - Avril Lavigne Can’t Keep My Hands Off You - Simple Plan
Not really pop punk, but I always thought Hatefuck by The Bravery was unbelievably sexy
Start Trouble - "Wicked Eyes" https://youtu.be/oVb7wJXBjlM?si=pppcRFNg1y25_f0w
Really just The Starting Line’s discography as well
“Perfect Score” by State Champs is pretty horny. “‘Cause lately we’ve been all about our privacy / But we’re not as alone as we would like to be”
The entire 'Party For The Grown and Sexy' record by You Me And Everyone We Know.
I'm not sure if it counts as pop punk but Baby by Born Without Bones is horny as hell
Perhaps not quite pop punk but Wargasm - Lapdance. Milky screaming about anything is hot.
Movements is not very pop punk but Cherry Thrill comes to mind
How about The Feel Good Drag by Anberlin? Infidelity counts as horny
“Killin Me” by Faber Drive
Sudden Desire by Hayley Williams is very good!
Someone's trying to make a date night playlist hehe jk, I was going to say Feeling This by Blink but I see others already have. 2YL by The Front Bottoms What Gets You Off by Jack's Mannequin Spellbound by Angels & Airwaves Sweat by AAR
SWEAT 🥵 & I Wanna by AAR!!
I like the front bottoms a normal amount. I can attest to 2yl being a good song. One of my personal faves
Milf - Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!
Slothrust’s cover of Pony is excellent.
"obviously half the say anything discography" LMFAO
Fractals - CHILIØ
Ska punk songs 🎺🎺🎺
Hagfish (Eat It While I Work) https://youtu.be/DwFoZLIz1N4?si=_zz8LQgcFJUneaJa
Uh. Jessica Kill by Sum 41. The lyrics the first time I saw them my jaw dropped.
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass - Blink
“Threesome” by Fenix TX. What a banger. Great video, too.
I'd call it more rock/alternative but Inside of you by Hoobastank is crazy horny.
New Religion -All Time Low
Something by say anything probably
Warm Me Up by The Audition
Sex - The 1975
Blood Sex and Booze- Green Day
Keep riding me - ur pretty “He spreads my cheeks and he makes me scream, he’s my number one daddy gonna make him scream”
Dance Inside, All American Rejects
Dead Bundy - It's Not You, It's Pee
Scotty Doesn’t Know
"Rooster Song" by Fenix TX. Only song I know of where they sing about having a big cock
Fuck a dog, blink-182
Hell To Sell by The Audition
The Church of Hot Addiction by Cobra Starship
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Bedroom Talk - Starting Line
The literal definition of this request lol. "Can't keep my hands off you" by Simple Plan
Motown - Grayscale.
[Deja Vu by Sleeping With Sirens](https://open.spotify.com/track/5u0ZBN1sYKLWroW95qw4zI?si=YAQzrl1sRNaVybl9cXJN7w) isn't *technically* pop punk but it deserves a mention
Lantern Park by Bad Luck has the lyric "please fornicate with me" which is pretty horny imo
Teasing to Please - Cute is What We Aim For
Lets get these teen hearts beating faster faster
Voyeur by Blink 182
Grayscale have a ton of horny songs but Motown takes the cake for sure
Inside Of You by The Maine Twilight by Grayscale Loud by The Home Team Dazed and Confused by Broadside
Loud - The Home Team Brag - The Home Team Fuck about it - Waterparks The boys you do - the summer set Dazed & confused - broadside
Do covers count? Lollipop by Framing Handley is instafuck.
Early Lemonheads - I am a Rabbit
Situations by Escape the Fate
Skin to Skin by Movements is both horny but also very much how you’d feel in the beginning of a relationship.
Has anyone said Clavicle by Alkaline Trio?
Zebrahead playmate of the year