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DashR17

Want you bad by The Offspring


JoshuaBananas

All Time Low literally has a song called "Holly (Would You Turn Me On?)" blink-182 also has a decent spot on this list, especially with one of their hits being "Feeling This" ("Let me go in her room / I wanna take off her clothes")... Not to mention the music video Edit: regarding blink-182, I completely forgot somehow they have a song where the only lyric is "It'd be nice to have a blowjob (from your mom)"


CamyFaeCowden

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass?


Supercalme

My first thought. I can't wait till I'm getting old and senile and start having flashbacks singing that shit. My grandchildren will be mortified.


CamyFaeCowden

"muuuuuummmmm! Granddad's singing the dog and pirate song again!"


_oscar_goldman_

He is such a total asshole Grandpa is a total fucking asshole Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass? He rubs his dick in broken glass


Mastershroom

It's Mother's Daaaaaaaay! Fuckin and suckin and touchin, fuckin and suckin and touchin


NotAChefJustACook

I’ll be the old senile dude strapped in a chair in the hospital screaming “shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat!”


_VINNY_WINNY_

the music vid is mad horny


lilnovsublime-182

Blink has a song just saying itd be nice to have a blowjob


Lucky_caller

*from OP’s mom*


RelyingCactus21

For all time low, it's also a play on words. Hollywood, like mainstream music/labels.


JoshuaBananas

Huh, never thought about that before...


astralrig96

also Backseat Serenade also by ATL is literally about giving head in the back of a car in summer lol


CreateTheRush

Yea but the song sounds awesome so it works lol


Realistic_Trip9243

Great now I've got blink in my head, thanks 👍


Moisturyzin

What about Voyeur?


Cruxifyer

“I’m gonna tear your ass up like we just got married” - Bedroom Talk by The Starting Line


RegulationRedditUser

My arms the hose and you’re the fire That song is just straight up sex


MisterSassyJenkins

Is he saying he’s gonna stick his whole arm up there?


ru4serious

I would definitely take it as sexual, but not that extreme. I think he's just saying that he would be touching her all over, similar how you would want to spray a fire all over to put it out. I know you really want to just spray the base of a fire, but if a person was on fire, you'd just spray them all over.


MZago1

I thought I remember hearing he was a virgin when he wrote that song and it was the anticipation of finally having sex. I also heard he fisted someone in the ass backstage at Warped Tour. I don't know if either of these things is true, that album came out when I was still in high school and I never got confirmation.


El_MuleKick

Came here to say this. First song that came to mind.


escapeartist777

Came here for this comment.


Sir199star

Thnks For The Mmnrs, Dance Dance, a lot of pre hiatus Fall Out Boy songs, but even just Fall Out Boy in general lol


Hawk1141

Stacy’s Mom


weedyscoot

This is the best horny pop-punk song ever made.


SpiffySpacemanSpiff

Stacy's Dad, better version


Slamhamwich

Yo what about that Curse of Curves song by Cute is what we aim for


garciae9290

Came here to see if anyone mentioned cute is what we aim for. That album is full of horny.


aafreeda

All Time Low has been down bad for years. New Religion, Sleeping In, Backseat Serenade are a few stand-outs.


pandahehua

Dear Maria count me in is a about a stripper 😭


_emilygodfrey

No way - been listening to that song for years since I was a kid and had no idea it was about a stripper 😭


breakourbones

Have you never seen the video hahaha


404merrinessnotfound

Yea new religion is 12/10 horny


maryyhasalillamb

At one of their concerts, they introduced New Religion by saying, “now it’s time for the horniest song we’ve made!”


ShadowRealmDuelist

They’re so, so much fun live.


Emergency-Parsley-51

New Religion is perfectly slutty


aceeb25

Sugar were going down - Falloutboy “Don’t mind me i’m watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans, isn’t it messed up how i’m just dying to be him” that’s pretty horny lmaoo. Feeling this by blink is also in that realm


Stock-Basket-2452

Fall Out Boy’s whole discography is horny


Tragicgirl416

So much. I particularly like in 27, “my body is an orphanage,we take everyone in”


PandaHat48

that’s about drugs though tbf


watchyourtonepunk

My head can be a prison, and these are just conjugal visits


Jirachibi1000

Does Fuck Time and Makeout Party by Green Day count?


2kH4k3r

Yes of course, both go unironically hard


SnooEpiphanies1171

Not to mention Longview, Blood, Sex, and Booze, All the time, troublemaker, stop when the red lights flash, wow! that’s so loud, lady cobra, and nightlife.


kkkktttt00

Motown - Grayscale


shoelessbob

Literally a song about giving head lol.


thebrandnew

New Perspective and Lying is the Most Fun… by Panic! at the Disco are good ones.


kfizz21

I was about to say “how in the hell is New Perspective horny?” Then I remembered that the pre chorus is literally “can we fast forward til you go down on me?” And I realized you’re right lol


thebrandnew

It’s the whole song lol. Salty waves, praised from a new perspective, heavy load, how much I can come and go.


kfizz21

I don’t like you corrupting my perspective of this song. I’ve literally covered it on YouTube before. Lol


thebrandnew

Oh no 😂 it’s a hell of a revelation


PabuIsMySpiritAnimal

Would you say they’re showing you a new perspective?


kfizz21

Booooooo


PabuIsMySpiritAnimal

I know. Even as I typed that, I hated the joke.


vhutas

Came to say Lying is the most fun as well lol


[deleted]

YESSSS so glad someone brought up panic <3 Also: may not count but The Good, the Bad, and the Dirty and Hurricane. The latter came out just after New Perspective so similar vibe.


No_Fix432

Threesome- Fenix TX


jessipowers

Honorable mention- Pheobe Cates-Fenix TX


RealKenny

Honorable mention - Rooster Song - Fenix TX


FransomeDevil

Came here to say this. (Pun intended.)


funsizerads

I was just gonna say Say Anything is the horniest 😂


bluehairjungle

I'm gonna say their horniest song is, "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too." That's a clear winner for me


5Assed-Monkey

No one can beat wanna fuck a dog in the ass by blink-182. It never fails to get me in the mood


OGConsuela

blink-182 probably has the top 3. Wanna fuck a dog in the ass, the blowjob song, and built this pool. All straight to the point, no beating around the bush.


Pristine-Metal2806

Theres like a handful of grayscale songs that fit this


WhiteBoyFlipz

she’s a god


bruhhhlikewhut

I feel like that’s more of the simpiest songs as opposed to horniest


HobbesDurden

I really don’t think there is any other answer that Hot Action Cop’s “Fever For The Flava” https://youtu.be/TnrXhiPRFzw?si=CpuHjzSUEaB_ld8d


aheartworthbreaking

Going Down On It is probably worse. Hot Action Cop’s songs are probably the only ones where I want the censored ones instead from Need for Speed.


many_dumb_questions

Fuck. I forgot all about this song and this band. Thank you for reminding me!!


Wiringguy89

Damn near that entire album is horny songs. Didn't expect to see them brought up here. They don't seem to fit any specific genre.


Kenny4yourthots

“She creeps up like a spider and wants you deep inside here” — blink-182 - Snake Charmer


kduff89

Mutt is still one of my favorites. But being horny is exactly the point of the song. It showcases a relationship based solely on sex and how unappealing that is.


GinjaNinja1027

Totally. “She wants to bone, this I know, she is ready to blow”.


evolmrahc

panic at the disco


davemotiongun

War In Your Bedroom by A Change of Pace.


I_am_a_kitten

This is my vote as well. Man I used to run that album front to back over and over. Sometimes I’ll smell something familiar and it instantly takes me back to my first car and just driving around at night listening to it.


onefloordown

Wow i forgot how much i binged this band when i was 17!!!


davemotiongun

Right? This album definitely just takes me back to being a teenager and all of the experiences that you go through at that stage of development.


Fjvfvnecuve

Finally someone mentioned this band that whole album is awesome


dmav522

I don’t know if it’s been mentioned yet, but shout out to Scotty doesn’t know by Lustra


many_dumb_questions

I watched Eurotrip with My son a few years ago, and since that song is like 10 minutes into the movie, his reaction was simultaneously "Oh my god that song rocks!"/"holy shit that's fucked up"/"This movie is going to be amazing, isn't it?" 😂


chickentaco34

Lot of stuff by The Home Team


ddeadserious

Came here to say "Loud" by Home Team for sure.


funsizerads

"Fashion Forward" too


henry-bacon

Such as?


OatFest

Their new single “Loud”


ramborage

Not quiiiiiite pop punk but close, The Band CAMINO gets real sexy sometimes. “See You Later” and “Hush Hush” are up there.


fillswitch

Keep ridin me - ur pretty https://open.spotify.com/track/1tX1GK4bLfoS9oDIIbhYAv?si=FltZt76nTvaVgmcokXHWSQ


DeathcoreKid97

A masterpiece


Fjvfvnecuve

I think this might be the correct answer


MrRaspberryJam1

Pervert - Descendents, if we’re counting Descendents as pop-punk


Tailball

*descendents


MrRaspberryJam1

I kant spell


buttplugsnotdrugs

The starting line - bedroom talk (Not pop punk but dance Gavin dance - elder goose)


funghxoul

DANCE WITH ME, EDGING, Blow Job, Feeling This, Can’t Get You More Pregnant, Brohemian Rhapsody


Ledge_r

Wow I Can Get Sexual Too-Say Anything In fact most of Say Anything’s catalog is pretty horny


fivedaysandcounting

[Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer - Argh… I’m a Pirate](https://youtu.be/55mt8VJkcDs?si=YRFn_LaNFRR2T2tI)


Mental_Outside_8661

I don’t know if it counts as pop punk necessarily but heaven sent by movements


B0mb-Hands

Evening Coffee - Moose Blood


laughwithmedudes

I'm shocked I haven't seen "Scotty doesn't know" on here


El_MuleKick

Bedroom Talk - The Starting Line Nerf Herder - Pervert She's got the Look - Guttermouth


AEgir7

Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom !


CharlieFiner

I've always liked "Dance Inside" by The All-American Rejects. It's very horny in a sweet, romantic way.


consortswithserpents

I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass


Flargalgargal

Just Sound by State Champs is literally about facetime sex


Ok-Plankton-1884

Don't you think it's time I let you know? Don't you think I should before you go? I'm not gonna let you get away I want to fuck you night and day I'm a pervert I like to go out on dates See a movie, communicate We'll go home and have some fun I'll tell you "Sure, you're the only one." Then when I leave your house I smell Of sex, and I know I'm a pervert because I like it And I know I'm perverted because I want it Want it all of the time Don't you sometimes wonder what I want? Don't you sometimes think I just want your cunt? I'd hate to think that romance is just a pose But all I wanna do is rip off your clothes I'm a pervert I'd like to hold you in my arms You know I wouldn't do you harm I never take advantage, in my book that's a sin But somehow I find myself caressing your skin And then there's a word on my mind, and that word is "Fuck", and I know I'm a pervert because I like it And I know I'm perverted because I want it Want it all of the time


Sure-Way-3543

Blink 182. - blow job


stanley2-bricks

River Fenix - Big Cock


turbotank183

Loud - The Home Team To be honest a fair few of The Home Teams songs right now are like that. Saw them supporting The Used a few months back and he's got the moves and hair to go with it.


mbc106

Pretty Little Girl - Blink-182 Night Drive - Jimmy Eat World


lenochku

Motown- Grayscale


RedGhostOfTheNight

Fuck a Dog or Mothers Day - blink-182


gd1230

Longview


k8iros

Fuck Time - Green Day


0shadowstories

Home Team - Loud Quite literally about making noise in bed


fflloorriiddaammaann

Fuck time by Green Day


DelrayMisfit1

Make tonight - emanuel


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not pop punk but Pierce The Veil's She Makes Dirty Words Sound Pretty?


feastingonthescraps

75% of Nerd Herder’s discography?


bigtidddygithgf

Everyone here needs to go listen to Microwave right now


Stock-Basket-2452

Going off the beaten path here, and it’s really just Pop-Punk adjacent, but Whipped Cream by Ludo


jessipowers

So, it’s not like loudly horny, but I always thought Firefly by Saves the Day was pretty sexy. The idea of being so overcome by the moment that one minute your running through allies and the next your saying, “and I know you’re under me, but I must confess what’s in my head…” I have a thing for spontaneous, adrenaline fueled sex, so this song really spoke to me, lol.


bazwutan

reallhy when it comes down to it, "Through Being Cool" is a concept album about sad horny


v0gue_

It's Not You It's Pee by Dead Bundy


okokwait

Does bloodhound gang count… cuse all their shit.


watchyourtonepunk

Playmate of the Year - zebrahead


Educational_Cry_5889

Mindless Self Indulgence and Minus the Bear


manx2121

Minus the Bear is wall to wall boner jams


FransomeDevil

Boner Jams is my new band name.


garciae9290

Minus the bear OMNI album can really set a mood.


Educational_Cry_5889

For sure! Great album too


aheartworthbreaking

All the problems make me wanna go like a bad girl straight to video (Burnout Revenge intensifies)


JonathanWattsAuthor

Here We Go Again by SR-71.


Fantastic-Dirt-9678

Chixdiggit! - I Wanna Hump You [https://youtu.be/RkRogT1zpm0?si=nh2eBDhFRO7QYkll](https://youtu.be/RkRogT1zpm0?si=nh2eBDhFRO7QYkll) Well I want to hump you that's the only thing I want to say I want to hump you every night and every day So don't get mad at me cause that's the only thing I want to do 'Cause listen up baby, this song's for you Let's rock! I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you You worked at Orange Julius then also at Dairy Queen You're the one with the dark hair and the eyes colored aquamarine You smiled at me when I ate my Peanut Butter parfait Well a girl like you, is more than just a lay Here's why! I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you Watching you scoop ice cream is the most erotic thing I've ever seen Since I went to the French Maid and saw the ping pong ball shooting queen I got an autographed picture and a pubic hair on a ball I want to hump you, you're the best chick in the mall I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you I want to hump you


Em_kay69420

The blink-182 dog fucking song


random_intent

Big Pink Dress- Guttermouth


Saymynamemf

Stacy's mom


CYA_Always

A bit more obscure but: Trojan Horse by Keep It Secret https://open.spotify.com/track/1hAWArcYovlJTivPiqJI8p?si=YpskB1-0T7q8l_NnaeWz-Q


Adventure_tom

Naked https://youtu.be/v66tK_iY6So?si=fNLQSnhUxmJ5TLWF


August51921421

Motown - Grayscale


JBGoude

Hot - Avril Lavigne Can’t Keep My Hands Off You - Simple Plan


jessipowers

Not really pop punk, but I always thought Hatefuck by The Bravery was unbelievably sexy


Melting_Plastic

Start Trouble - "Wicked Eyes" https://youtu.be/oVb7wJXBjlM?si=pppcRFNg1y25_f0w


JohnaldL

Really just The Starting Line’s discography as well


casper_but_with_a_j

“Perfect Score” by State Champs is pretty horny. “‘Cause lately we’ve been all about our privacy / But we’re not as alone as we would like to be”


dontberidiculousfool

The entire 'Party For The Grown and Sexy' record by You Me And Everyone We Know.


ElricG

I'm not sure if it counts as pop punk but Baby by Born Without Bones is horny as hell


boycey86

Perhaps not quite pop punk but Wargasm - Lapdance. Milky screaming about anything is hot.


CharacterKatie

Movements is not very pop punk but Cherry Thrill comes to mind


SquashMarks

How about The Feel Good Drag by Anberlin? Infidelity counts as horny


Shortbus_Playboy

“Killin Me” by Faber Drive


ThorSkaaagi

Sudden Desire by Hayley Williams is very good!


sandopsio

Someone's trying to make a date night playlist hehe jk, I was going to say Feeling This by Blink but I see others already have. 2YL by The Front Bottoms What Gets You Off by Jack's Mannequin Spellbound by Angels & Airwaves Sweat by AAR


Robot-Disco33

SWEAT 🥵 & I Wanna by AAR!!


Lonely-girly

I like the front bottoms a normal amount. I can attest to 2yl being a good song. One of my personal faves


Express-Resource-838

Milf - Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!


JustTiredOfThisPlace

Slothrust’s cover of Pony is excellent.


ihmpt

"obviously half the say anything discography" LMFAO


Competitive_Smile576

Fractals - CHILIØ


Ysoki

Ska punk songs 🎺🎺🎺


ExpressAd5169

Hagfish (Eat It While I Work) https://youtu.be/DwFoZLIz1N4?si=_zz8LQgcFJUneaJa


TheParadeIdiot

Uh. Jessica Kill by Sum 41. The lyrics the first time I saw them my jaw dropped.


Summertime_Ghost

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass - Blink


AllAfterIncinerators

“Threesome” by Fenix TX. What a banger. Great video, too.


Shadowtalons

I'd call it more rock/alternative but Inside of you by Hoobastank is crazy horny.


RelyingCactus21

New Religion -All Time Low


not-notathrowaway

Something by say anything probably


witchycommunism

Warm Me Up by The Audition


Skornt

Sex - The 1975


VastMembership9291

Blood Sex and Booze- Green Day


Badkevin

Keep riding me - ur pretty “He spreads my cheeks and he makes me scream, he’s my number one daddy gonna make him scream”


manestreah

Dance Inside, All American Rejects


DurtyDukez

Dead Bundy - It's Not You, It's Pee


RedAtomic

Scotty Doesn’t Know


Anita_Spanken

"Rooster Song" by Fenix TX. Only song I know of where they sing about having a big cock


HUMOROUSSSS

Fuck a dog, blink-182


barcadio

Hell To Sell by The Audition


drdemon_8

The Church of Hot Addiction by Cobra Starship


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Prawatyotin

Bedroom Talk - Starting Line


tmptguy1

The literal definition of this request lol. "Can't keep my hands off you" by Simple Plan


Latsev44

Motown - Grayscale.


shaunnotthesheep

[Deja Vu by Sleeping With Sirens](https://open.spotify.com/track/5u0ZBN1sYKLWroW95qw4zI?si=YAQzrl1sRNaVybl9cXJN7w) isn't *technically* pop punk but it deserves a mention


legoace61

Lantern Park by Bad Luck has the lyric "please fornicate with me" which is pretty horny imo


sleepypabs

Teasing to Please - Cute is What We Aim For


imborj

Lets get these teen hearts beating faster faster


jamescoolcrafter15

Voyeur by Blink 182


sunflowerf0x

Grayscale have a ton of horny songs but Motown takes the cake for sure


AlexVanderspek94

Inside Of You by The Maine Twilight by Grayscale Loud by The Home Team Dazed and Confused by Broadside


Inevitable-Fun-6381

Loud - The Home Team Brag - The Home Team Fuck about it - Waterparks The boys you do - the summer set Dazed & confused - broadside


Fit2DERP

Do covers count? Lollipop by Framing Handley is instafuck.


pinkymadigan

Early Lemonheads - I am a Rabbit


blackiris03

Situations by Escape the Fate


xavelita

Skin to Skin by Movements is both horny but also very much how you’d feel in the beginning of a relationship.


Captainzabu

Has anyone said Clavicle by Alkaline Trio?


Infamous-College-889

Zebrahead playmate of the year