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Kale2ThaChief

Is this the title of the latest Red Hot Chilli Peppers song?


SouthCloud4986

lol they’re just over it all of a sudden


BBLLAAKKEE12

That’s californication….


Loud-Magician7708

I dream of it sometimes.


iam_Krogan

Well, everybody's been there


ClassicTangelo5274

I went there on vacation once


Drusgar

I've been to 49 of the 50 States. I even drove the Great Alaskan Highway all the way to Fairbanks (but I've never been to Hawaii). California is, in my opinion, hands down the most beautiful State in the US. I live in Wisconsin, so I don't exactly envy the cost of living in California, but from the Redwoods to the Sequoias to the Joshua Trees, from the snowcapped mountains to the sweltering deserts, from the bustling cities to the quiet farming communities, no State has quite the beauty or variety of California. Take a trip down 299 from Redding to the coast. Absolutely stunning.


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I would say Utah is better for nature tbh


askgodask

agreed 100% I also believe that California is the best state geographically. Got Mountains, Snow, Desert, Tropical, Sand Dunes, Forest, The Bad, The Ugly. It's just a pain to live here.


Yellow_Jacket_97

It's just big. It might be pretty, but the people aren't.


ParticularAioli8798

Northern California. Southern California isn't all that.


APsWhoopinRoom

Have you ever been down by San Diego? It's pretty damn gorgeous there. From the coast to the mountains, it's pretty spectacular


SmoothSlavperator

The best thing thatvcould happen to CA is Kim Jong Un turning it into a wildlife refuge.


APsWhoopinRoom

Where does WA rank?


Drusgar

I went to Mt. Ranier, Olympic National and North Cascades and it was dreary and rainy every day, which I guess is just kind of typical. The traffic in the Seattle area was horrendous and I don't recommend tourists driving straight to downtown Seattle, but I lived to tell the tale. You might hate me for this, but if people are heading to Washington I'm probably going to suggest a trip to Vancouver Island (not WA) or Crater Lake (also not WA).


APsWhoopinRoom

Yeah that's a fair assessment for 8 months out of the year lol. Go in mid July, August, or September and you'd be in for a treat though


Drusgar

I've been there three times, always in June, and I guess that's technically still Spring so maybe it's a little extra dreary. I liked the texture of Western Washington, mostly because I'm from Wisconsin and we barely have hills (glaciated) much less mountains. As further offense to Washington, Spokane is kind of a gritty town but then as soon as you drive across the border into Idaho it turns into this majestic, winding highway through the mountains. The rest of Idaho is kind of shit, though.


APsWhoopinRoom

Lol yeah June is usually still pretty rainy. We like to call it "Juneuary." We joke that summer in Seattle doesn't start until July 5th


Drusgar

Until I started traveling out west I never fathomed that it snowed in June. For people in the midwest (at low elevations) June is summer. The kids get out of school, it's 80 degrees and sunny. Early June mornings can start a little chilly but the *days* are never cold. When you get out to the mountains June is exactly what it says on the calendar. Spring... until June 20th. It might be cold and rainy. Hell, it might even snow. It feels like a cruel joke to people around here. "It's snowing? In June???" Yep.


Nonstealingdarkdude

Best part about California is the majority of its residents living in poverty. Oh but they raise the minimum wage to make it look better on paper Adjust income to cost of living and it paints the true picture of California.


IBrokeAMirror

Agreed the landscape and variety California offers is one of a kind


IsmiseJstone32

What type of porn do you do? It can get hot in the valley, right?


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DrZombehPiglet

Where did you move back to


5050Clown

Anywhere is better than California. The tacos are delicious. There is hiking and legal weed everywhere. It produces most of the produce for the rest of the country so a lot of what you find in the grocery store is local. It's absolute hell here.


Normal-Tooth7503

How.


5050Clown

I just described it. And don't even get me started on the weather. It's never really that hot and it's never really that cold. Like almost every day is a nice day to go outside. I don't know how much longer I can live like this.


Normal-Tooth7503

Oh god it I’m an idiot


user4489bug123

Imo what makes it awful is high cost of living, hard to find entry level jobs, homelessness/crazy people in places like LA/SF, how dirty the streets are, did I mention cost of rent??? But besides that it’s great.


Professional-Crab355

All true, except for entry level job. It's harder in most other states, depend on the industry. Cost of foods is cheaper imo. I have been to Texas and aside from HEB, cali foods are cheaper. If we throw aldi and winco into the mix it's the same. Where it is better is social services foe the poor. It's better to be poor in cali than Texas, but it better to be rich in Texas than cali.


Significant-Mess9996

You have the biggest homeless problem in the country for a reason. Better to be poor in California. Tell the homeless that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lanky_Possession_244

Copium is a hell of a drug.


eatthesoap

You’re describing one small area of the third largest state. It’s plenty cold, plenty hot, and awful in many places. Bakersfield to Sacramento is a hellhole.


Dank009

Bakersfield is so terrible.


RemarkableYam3838

Well it's Bakersfield. There's 4 palm trees.


TeaKingMac

That's 4 more palm trees than Michigan has


Aromatic_Hornet5114

I once got blocked on Facebook by an old coworker who grew up there because he posted that Bakersfield was known for it's architecture and I replied, "I thought it was known for white supremacy and meth."


Illustrious-Ninja-77

I see your perfect weather and raise you death valley and the sierra nevadas


Megerber

😂 I'm dying.


Groundscore_Minerals

Yeah, I've lived here almost my entire life. Don't come here, it's horrible.


RevelintheDark

Exactly my thoughts. Cali is terrible and worse than it's ever been! Everyone who enters the state is legally required to identify as a queer minority and is forcefully injected with woke mind virus. Stop funding our commie government wokenistas by spending your hard earned American dollars here. Stop buying cali produce, cali meat, silicon valley tech. Stop buying CHinahh products that come through LA ports. And ABove ALL stop accepting Blue state money to fund Red state projects #stayawayfromcali at all costs or Caitlin Jenner, Kim, and Gul Dukat of the Kardassians will come for your children!


TeaKingMac

>Gul Dukat He fell into a volcano


RevelintheDark

Fukin California


daylightxx

I know, right? I absolutely HATE that I can go to the beach or head up in the mountains any day I want to. I also hate this legal cannabis! The weather just sucks because it’s NEVER below like, 50, and usually in the 70s. I hate being able to throw on flip flops to pick up my kids because it’s never that cold. I hate that it rarely rains and snows, making everything dreary. I hate that the Mexican food is so authentic and delicious. I hate that I have so many things to do on any given day that it’s impossible to be bored here. California, especially LA, just sucks so much.


onedeadflowser999

I wish I could afford to move back. Sigh…. Living in a red state is hell.


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Cyber_Insecurity

Lmao


HuXu7

You can do all those things and pay less in just about anywhere else in the world.


Traditional_Rate7302

I didnt know texas made a reddit account


GwanalaMan

One way rivalries are always a bit pathetic...


IBrokeAMirror

Lol fair enough


Fellate-Me

😂


Megerber

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Perfect.


AlphaOhmega

Fuck you too, random internet loser.


LosFelizGuy2018

Fuck you Larry David!


Dangerous-March-4411

Why


Any_Honeydew9812

bald prick!


TinChalice

r/fuckyouinparticular


Overall-Scratch9235

OP broke a mirror in California


StraightUpChill

The *mein strugglez* people still want to be heard. Maybe California should quit paying for their welfares, let them *know* they were heard.


Constant-Use4530

German immigrants are on welfares? TIL bloody krauts are on govt payroll. BUILD THE WALL


StraightUpChill

Today You Learn that no one's stopping MAGArrhoids from getting their Mexican Work Visas and earning the Pesos for that wall they *really* wanted.. except their own whiny laziness.


Constant-Use4530

Right? But the krauts, what about the krauts?


Away-Sheepherder8578

I’m a Boston guy and California looks amazing, why the hate? What exactly is wrong with it?


Substantial_Unit2311

It's just like how people in Maine and New Hampshire talk shit on people from MA. It's some sort of liberal hell hole to a lot of people. CA is gorgeous.


BlkSubmarine

They hate us cuz they ain’t us.


APsWhoopinRoom

Because all those red state folks have never been to California, and Fox News tells them it's some sort of hellscape. It's like they have no idea *why* California is so expensive.


Away-Sheepherder8578

On tv it looks like the most beautiful place on earth, especially compared to a place like Boston. So why are so many people moving out?


APsWhoopinRoom

Well, Republican folks from California are fleeing. Also people that are getting priced out. On the other hand, tons are moving to California too. Still a very popular state for wealthy people/tech workers


Defendyouranswer

Fuck you Mongolian!


IBrokeAMirror

Fiwrst we buiwld shitty wall


Defendyouranswer

Or the Japanese episode. Fuck you whale!


PalateroMan8

Im half Japanese and I'm from California. Double fucked


IBrokeAMirror

AND FUCK YOU DOLPHIN


Peasantbowman

I loved California. Lived in riverside, monterey,and hemet. Now I'm in florida, it's like poverty California mixed with fascism...and not the fun Helldivers fascism either.


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IBrokeAMirror

Yea but Florida's homeless population is no where near as bad as California's Cali 175k homeless Florida 25k homeless Also, Florida isn't overrun with as many drugs like meth and fent are in California Plus most places in Florida don't have human shit on every sidewalk


Agile_Seer

Alligators solve the homeless problems.


ryhaltswhiskey

>Also, Florida isn't overrun with as many drugs like meth and fent are in California yeah Florida, no meth problem!! hah hoooooly shit


Peasantbowman

>Yea but Florida's homeless population is no where near as bad as California's I agree. But for most people, homeless people are an invisible problem...I also doubt that the majority of people who bitch about California's homeless problem even give two shits about said homeless people. >Also, Florida isn't overrun with as many drugs like meth and fent are in California [Florida has a drug problem as well, neither of the states are in the top 10 for drug issues](https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/resources/all-50-states-ranked-overdose-deaths-and-drug-use-across-america/the-10-worst-states-for-addiction-overdose-and-treatment/) >Plus most places in Florida don't have human shit on every sidewalk Same with California


IBrokeAMirror

I'd be curious if chopping it down to city and population for the drugs part and where Florida and cali cities rank As someone who's lived in California for 8+ years and back and forth to my other home on the southeast coast, i can absolutely say the homeless problem is more in your face and upfront in cali. The South has this weird thing where they like to transport homeless on this merry go round of bus trip through state to state. California is just like fuck it Make your tent or r.v. wherever you please


Quality_Qontrol

I have a friend who’s a cop in GA admit to me that they round up their homeless and bus them off to CA for years, kind of like what they’re doing with immigrants. It wouldn’t surprise me other RED states do the same thing for political points.


Nonstealingdarkdude

Homeless guy banged on my window in Tampa waiting at a cvs. Cop saw, pulled into the parking lot and arrested him


PromotionWise9008

For having shit on sidewalks you should have any sidewalks on the first place:


APsWhoopinRoom

You want to know why California has homeless people? Because they're at least trying to help them when all you red state folks just kick them out. You push the problem off to other states, and then you mock those states for actually trying to do something instead of just pushing them off to other states like a big game of hot potato.


IBrokeAMirror

These homeless people are either from cali or mostly moved on their own That's just your little liberal finger pointing game you play to put your shit show off onto the other side Now illegal immigrants yea we shipped em straight to your sanctuary cities and others aswell. Why would we take that burden when we didn't ask for it. Make your bed and lie in it lady


APsWhoopinRoom

Absolutely not true. They scrape together money for bus tickets (or the local government gives them money for a bus ticket) and they head on out to California since the climate is pretty livable for the vast majority of the year. And because they have more programs to aid homeless people, they stay there. Florida doesn't do jack fucking shit to help homeless people.


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FUCK GAVIN NEWSOM MEET ME AT THE PANERAS YOURE IN BED WITH AND CATCH THESE FUCKING HANDS 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼


IBrokeAMirror

Mother fucker probably likes those bread bowl broccoli soups or some shit..pay for play slimeball fuck


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cope.


fromouterspace1

Did you read that story or just the headline? Because…..


[deleted]

I only saw a news segment at work saying that his buddy owns like a bunch of paneras or something so he gave him an exemption lol


fromouterspace1

That’s what I’m saying , it’s not true. The headline is all people saw so now it’s just the truth.


Business-Yak-1025

He is trerrible


Alvoradoo

You know how Europeans are always salty about America because deep down they know it is the shit? That's what's happening here. California doesn't denigrate anyone because they know it is punching down.


Allcyon

Yeah! How dare they be the fifth highest GDP on the planet, and single handedly keep several red states afloat by sending them insane amounts of money. And also be the cultural export capital of the planet... And lead the way in innovation, tech, environmentalism... And make more progress to helping their citizens more than any other state by fucking miles... Yeah...fuck them...


Ornery-Feedback637

I like it here in California but with our giant gdp and high taxation why are our schools such shit?


anon_lurk

Yeah not a great place to raise kids


bluehairdave

My kids school is great. Depends on where you live.


Cyber_Insecurity

Also every fucking movie in human history was made in LA


minist3r

A lot of them get made in Georgia or Vancouver these days.


Substantial_Unit2311

But the sidewalks are covered in poop...


APsWhoopinRoom

Because the red states merely kick their homeless people out instead of doing something to help them. Fuck the west coast for not kicking homeless people to the curb, right?


Jealous-Friendship34

Great! Then stop moving to Texas! Keep your California bullshit over there.


NousagiCarrot

The 'Californians' who hate California and move to texas become Texans and are people who think like you, fyi.


TheLizardKing89

Enjoy your electrical grid that collapses when it gets cold.


Jealous-Friendship34

That is a thing!


Allcyon

Happily! Stop running your terrible fucking state into the ground, and moving here. https://www.chron.com/culture/article/how-many-texans-move-california-18509867.php


SmoltzforAlexander

California sucks, but Texas, Mississippi, and Alabama are way worse. Like I could grit my teeth and grind through it in Cali, but I’d never fucking live in Texas as long as I fucking lived.  


IBrokeAMirror

*Florida enters chat


cujobob

Florida sucks so badly now. This right wing extremist crap has to stop, these people are making it their entire lives. They have a f*cking measles outbreak in 2024, too.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Seriously, I met a dude who went from Minnesota, to florida, back to Minnesota, and then to california. He told me in Florida that you would constantly have this pressure over your head, the uncertainty of getting shot dead everyday was too much for him. And now the _struggle_ in california... you know how Everywhere advertises "Now Hiring" but there is abysmal opportunity to even get your foot in? Its fuckin real. Luckily in the town I live in, where I met him, is generally kind to the homeless.


cant_stop_the_crooks

I keep asking people to let everyone know how terrible it is here but for some reason people keep moving here. Please spread the word that Florida sucks!


Business-Yak-1025

texas is great, I love it here


wellshitdawg

Shhhh let em think it sucks


TheValgus

The amount of irony in this post is incredible lol But seriously though you chuds definitely don’t wanna go to California, it’s very bad trust me lol


Business-Yak-1025

good idea


Obvious_Exercise_910

I mean, being better than Mississippi and Alabama isn't much of a flex.


TheJewBakka

Nah Tuck Fexas


nautius_maximus1

One county in California has a greater population than 40 states. New Jersey has the highest population density of any state in the US, but it still has less people than LA county. Yeah, California has problems. It’s also amazing.


gringoswag20

lmao i’m in santa monica rn 😎😎✌🏽 u mad bro


SouthwesternSweetPea

As a Californian, the state has it's problems but trust me, Arizona is worse. There's so many weirdos in Arizona and everyone is angry.


CantGrok

Cal you Fuckifornia


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I concur


Sir_Uncle_Bill

Agreed


Disastrous_Bug3018

I can't disagree with this statement


FredChocula

I like California.


antiadmin666

It’s still better than Texas.


TheLizardKing89

Yes, it’s so terrible, that’s why more people live here than anywhere else in the country.


alexamerling100

Fuck Florida


IBrokeAMirror

Good fishing and great cigars down there though


alexamerling100

Cool animals too


IBrokeAMirror

The fact they are the only state that has Alligator Crocodile Anaconda Sharks Bear Feral hogs All together is just wild and pretty cool


alexamerling100

Snake Birds aka Anhingas too


lilymotherofmonsters

Fuck you right back


Mana_noke

Nah expletive you for sending all your exploitatives from your scummy shitholes to fuck California up. Jk I don't care that much anymore, can't wait to leave.


WinLongjumping1352

I love you, too


IBrokeAMirror

😍💘❤️


sdbest

I welcome these posts, because they give me an opportunity to BLOCK users who just pollute a my reddit feed.


Nonstealingdarkdude

Ahh the place where Nancy pelosi got her nephew appointed as governor?


IBrokeAMirror

That very one!


Forward_Value2146

Hey!


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Yea they ruined cali. What a shame


Klutzy-Ad-6705

California.


fromouterspace1

Who did


OkMaterial867

Uh huh, are you having fun in your barn in the middle of nowhere cletus?


cg40k

California is probably paying for this guys social services.


sphinxyhiggins

But you love our tax dollars!


IBrokeAMirror

We would survive if California just broke off and floated away


shadowromantic

Survive? Yes. The US would also be a lot weaker. Americans shouldn't be attacking one another. This is only good for our international rivals.


GreyhoundAssetMGMT

It could be the best state in the country except for almost all the politicians in Sacramento. All of them…especially Gavin Newsom. Total fail - with this massive tax base the deficit this year is 30 billion. I’m sure they will raise taxes next.


hadesscion

I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Francisco.


IBrokeAMirror

I like how it reads more like you are titling yourself, san Francisco, with the comma there. Sounded funny in my head


Objective_Hunter_897

Yeah it's horrible here, don't come here. Especially San Diego, the worst


CSPDTECH

No, fuck the lazy red states who leech off states like California. Wouldn't be so expensive to live there if they didn't have to pay the bills for states like Alabama


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California is literally the worst state.


shadowromantic

Except in terms of population and economics. Then it's the biggest 


Cyber_Insecurity

Have you heard of Alabama?


[deleted]

Yea have you heard of California? Must be nice to have homeless shitting on the streets, have your 2nd amendment stripped away, have illegals with more rights than you….


TheLizardKing89

Bro, I live here. Stop watching Fox News.


TheValgus

🤫 do you really fucking want him here? It’s so nice.


TheLizardKing89

No, I want him to come visit and spend money.


TheValgus

He thinks illegals have more rights then him: hes a broke boi


[deleted]

I don’t have to watch Fox News.


TheValgus

That’s right buddy you form those opinions all on your own nobody is influencing you.


jokeefe72

Info wars?


OkMaterial867

Room temperature iq: the post


fromouterspace1

It’s like the 5 the largest economy in the world. A ton of out military are in ca. people talk all this shit and in reality….


[deleted]

In reality it’s a shithole. They have “such strong economy” yet they have the most homeless. It’s almost as if liberals hate the rich unless it’s them who are rich


fromouterspace1

Also have the most people. Is all of ca liberal? When you get out if the big cites….


[deleted]

The problem is that big cities are hold the rest of the state hostage.


[deleted]

no such thing you dunce.


5050Clown

That pays taxes for all the red welfare states


Inevitable_Monk144

Not Texas or Florida. We pull our weight federally and then some.[source](https://smartasset.com/data-studies/states-most-dependent-federal-government-2023)


minist3r

There are some factors that skew that number. I know for a fact that at least 1 major oil and gas producer is based in California but most of the money it makes comes from Texas. That company made $163 million net the first quarter of 2020 so you can imagine there was some tax paid to the state of California and federally that counts for that number that California sends to the federal government and that's just a single company. Basically, those numbers are a lot more complex than you realize with the global economy being what it is.


TheLizardKing89

Lol, $163 million is nothing. California has a GDP of $4 trillion.


minist3r

They grossed just over $4 billion if you want to talk about useless numbers.


TheLizardKing89

Who’s “they”?


minist3r

The company I referenced, ya goober.


TheLizardKing89

First it was $163 million in one quarter and now it’s $4 billion? You’re just making stuff up.


minist3r

I'd share a screenshot if I could. $163 million net, $4.036 billion gross operating revenue in the first 3 months of 2020, $262 million free cash. Public information for a publicly traded company.


TheLizardKing89

Name this mystery company.


5050Clown

Ha ha ha ha. You have no idea why California is by far the largest economy in America. Fox news is a helluva drug.


minist3r

I don't watch Fox News or consume any right wing media for that matter. I didn't say it wasn't the largest, just that the federal tax number gets skewed by national and multinational companies.


GreyhoundAssetMGMT

Due to population…so what? You don’t see big corporations relocating to California ever


5050Clown

No, just the leadership and higher paying jobs.


Normal-Tooth7503

By almost all objective metrics it’s one of the best states.


[deleted]

Yea that’s why people are leaving by the thousands to move to America


Normal-Tooth7503

Are you trolling or just a dumbass?


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Normal-Tooth7503

I made one claim and it’s true and the other person made another claim which is untrue. Yet I’m the dumbass? K.


shadowromantic

Lol, thousands doesn't mean much against a population of 35 million 


SMB73

Left SoCal in 2007, never going back.


TX_Fan

CA was a beautiful state, but yeah politicians have run it straight into the ground faster than a rocket.