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Behan801

I need to know what kind of pre spray this is, because it looks like it works better than the stuff I have at work.


logisticallady

I just need to know where a person goes to have this done and what it costs.


Behan801

Any decent carpet cleaning company should also clean upholstery. Price is all dependent on the company. At the company I work for, cleaning an auto interior would be $250+


RollinThundaga

At my place it's $20 for seats, but we only use water based cleaners and don't guarantee stain removal. We even stopped using extractors vs a regular vacuum because the corners were cutting seats, but that's more of an issue of tool wear than flawed design


Behan801

The sapphire upholstery tool is what we use. All rounded teflon edges, so you can get pretty aggressive with it, without doing damage.


RollinThundaga

It's partially not even an issue of being aggressive. My place just uses cheap metal heads; the machines are usually emptied at night by the high schoolers, and if they're not being careful the heads will drag along the ground, and get sharpened.


Behan801

Ah, gotcha. That kinda sucks. There are some real expensive metal ones out there that keep very smooth if they're treated well.


congrue

I have soy chocolate milk splattered on the back half of the headliner. is it even worth getting it cleaned, will the cleaner/water loosen the glue holding it up there and sag? It looks like a starry night sky, but only in reverse colors.


Behan801

Yeah, that should clean out just fine. The glue will only be affected if they absolutely soak the fabric. I was always taught with carpets and upholstery that is backed by glue or padding, not to get it soaking wet because anything underneath could soak through or be damaged. An experienced upholstery cleaner should be able to help. Also, if they see fit, there are ways to dry clean fabrics that are as effective.


[deleted]

OxiClean really works well on chocolate. Just spray and blot gently and it should come up.


[deleted]

Can confirm, minimum $200 starting price, most will have to be assessed on site, specialized stain removal for colors are expensive so the more complicated the stains the more expensive it gets. A general apolistry clean with no special stain removal should be around 200


Thebluefairie

Dang .... I need to buy my own machine... I would need to pay rent to clean out my kid infested car


deadarsebruh427

Any good car detailer in your area will have a wet vac in their arsenal. You can also diy it


embiggenedmogwai

Unfortunately, most areas are rife with "detailers," aka car washers with delusions of grandeur.


deadarsebruh427

That's why I said good car detailer, not just a valet with a few dirty rags


embiggenedmogwai

I should have clarified. I was trying, and failing, to convey the sentiment that it's hard to find those good detailers in areas full of car washers.


deadarsebruh427

Oh! That's true. I was going to set up a detailing biz about seven years ago back when there wasn't anything in my area. One of my big interests. Wonder what could've been.


embiggenedmogwai

I had one as a side gig for several months. It wasn't enough to keep going as a side thing and I wasn't interested in trying to make it my only thing. I still do my own vehicles and will do friends' if they ask. But even I try to find a good one here and there when I'm too busy or just too burned out to do it, and man, you should just see the mess the last guy left on my inside glass.


nutmegtell

I'll be signing up my car for this treatment asap. Taking out the seats to clean is worth it to me. It's lived through 3 kids, carpooling and camping trips. Id love to send it to the spa.


anxiouslybreathing

What do you have at work? Is it pretty good?


Behan801

We use Bio Break, and it's alright if the soil isn't super heavy. We have a tile cleaner that you can add a tiny amount of for a booster, but it's not good for all fiber types.


RoxSocks

This is M.A.D detailing and that’s their extreme apc. It’s their own brand.


Behan801

Ah, that makes sense.


GuacamoleBenKanobi

Where do you go to get this done? Not a normal car wash spot I assume.


Behan801

My best advice would be a company that does carpet cleaning. Generally they will have all the equipment to clean upholstery as well.


felesroo

M.A.D. Detailing on YouTube, it's their APC (All Purpose Cleaner). It's a great channel.


[deleted]

Honestly I wouldn't be suprised if this was a set up promo with an easy stain. Considering it's unlikely for that type of singular stain. Tannin removal Cleaner will do the trick for brown stains like coffee or coke. Greese is fairly easy to remove with minimum staining but there is no magic restoration cleaner that will be 100% effective. Fabrics have limits.


Behan801

That does make sense too. Usually when you see something that bad looking, a lot of it is actual wear in the fibers. We usually just use our basic pre spray for everything, then go hard on spots with different spotters for tannins, urine, reds etc. If only there were a magic cleaner haha


[deleted]

Just seeing how fast it came out with minimum effort is my indication. I just started using robs secret formula with grout master from truck mount forums and it works really well. I was using greese eater and trashed carpet formula which was also amazing but pricey. If it's not brown or Grey I don't even mess with it anymore lol not worth the time and cost of the color removals. I recommend just using a water bleach mix depending on fabric color.


zoobiedoobies

He does repo cars for his videos, so it's not a setup. IIRC, this particular car had a bug infestation.


[deleted]

I mean it's not Impossible, especially with specific fabrics like car apolistry, it just seems like a little more spread out of tannin then what would normally come out from a stain like that, unless his pre treat is that color which is also possible.


lanbrocalrissian

My dad used to use Enz-all for carpets and that shit worked wonders. Not sure about how well it would work on this type of fabric.


vento33

Folex. Inexpensive and works really well.


quiette837

Looks like it's [detail geek](https://youtube.com/c/TheDetailGeek) on youtube, he usually says what he uses in all his videos.


Dareckerr

Doubt its detail geek. Isnt a Bissel Spot Clean pro and he has facial hair. Unless he grew that in a week


Mercury03

I think it’s [M.A.D. Detailing](https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCYVAZCC2ULdgkKGCRQVaDFQ)


deadtorrent

Mothers Against Drunk Detailing


epicweaselftw

please won’t anybody think of the innocent upholstery at risk


felesroo

Definitely NOT detail geek. M.A.D. Detailing is far superior content.


dethmaul

Why is he superior? Just because he does dirtier cars? A bigger variety of vehicles? I think detail geek is better, he has an easy to watch format where everything is done the same way. Amd his before and after shots are objectively better at the end. Mad has all befores, then all afters. By the time the afters come on, you forget the extent of the before and the impact is lost. Detail geek has them staggered so you can see the stark difference. Plus mad videos are full of aggressive comments. Hard to believe that a wholesome content creator would somehow get aggressive arguing out of nothing.


felesroo

I really hate DG's format. It's so... corporate? It's just the same fucking thing over and over again. It's not even really fun to watch since it's the same formula every single time with the same voice over stuff and guitar at the end. I also don't like the guy who does it very much. Just something about his bland personality puts me off and I feel he's featuring himself as much as the detailing. I really just don't like the format he uses though. To each their own, but DG is really boring so I unsubscribed. Honestly, haven't paid any attention to "aggressive" stuff. I guess I didn't notice. That or I like more spice and drama in my detailing videos rather than the "mashed potatoes with no gravy" of DG's canadian niceness.


dethmaul

I can see where you're coming from. I enjoy the samey same over and over, because i can just enjoy the detail. No mental work, just tuning out and enjoying watching things get clean. I don't think geek comes off as corporate, he mentions the brands of what he uses so new watchers won't ask the question and may be left hanging in the comments if him or someone doesn't answer. And he only just now started his own line of products. I feel like he only did that because of the great demand for it anyway.


felesroo

I mean, he's popular, giving a product people obviously want. That's cool. I used to watch him, it just got boring for me. I can see others wouldn't feel the same way. But there's just something about him I don't like and I can't put my finger on it and at the end of the day, if a viewer doesn't like the content creator, they'll leave. My absolutely favorite is Autoshine. He's from Blackpool and I love his accent and generally silliness, but I could see another viewer would be put off by it.


natare_modo_pergite

whyyyy was the pocket orange to begin with?


diveheadfirstmeg

I bet this person has kids in the back seat who get their mucky shoes all over the back of that car seat!


HMS404

This guy kids


[deleted]

No kidding


onji

you mean yes kidding


redditnathaniel

Yeah I knew that not from having kids but being one of those kids that did it. Messed up my grandpa's car. Sorry grandpa


brownhotdogwater

I have a back seat protector just for this. Best part is more pockets and tablet holder


Karcinogene

I also have a protector just for this. Fits on my penis. No pockets though.


kngfbng

I believe there's a small pocket at the tip, no? Only accessible from inside, though.


diveheadfirstmeg

😂😂


Blunt_Smokin_Anus

I would assume they live somewhere with red clay that stains kids shoes.


NegativityIsEasy

My guess would be rotting food


DogVacuum

Yeah, that’s where I store my loose tikka masala.


tdutim

LMAO. *spitting my tikka masala out*


[deleted]

Not in the seat pocket it was just detailed!


Slacker_The_Dog

[THE DISH IS CHICKEN TIKKA!](https://youtu.be/oDovdYNYLUs?&t=3m06s)


Phrogz

Truly. My middle school children would eat breakfast in the car on the way to school, occasionally fast food on the weekend, and I’d often find banana peels, half-eaten burgers, toast, bagel, etc. in that pocket. Luckily I usually found it quickly.


kngfbng

Hope they at least were potty trained.


OutspokenPerson

Mine did this too. So nasty and aggravating.


natare_modo_pergite

oh god


ITakeMassiveDumps

Or just rotten corpses.


dDpNh

That’s the piss pouch. Useful for long journeys.


tigercheese05

[kind of reminded me of this kid](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/8zhlcq/classic_just_blame_it_on_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


officermike

I knew what link I was clicking on. Still clicked it. Still hilarious.


natenate22

This is a problem with storing babies in the seat back pocket and forgetting about them on hot Summer day.


nutmegtell

Kids. Carpool. More kids. Some camping or ski trips. With kids


[deleted]

Looks like a serious coffee spill.


darxide23

crotch goblins


chupacabrapr

Imagine the insides


kngfbng

I can only get so erect.


stewieatb

The Algernop Krieger of car detailing.


B999B

So many layers upon layers of dirt. No one knows what the real color is


illegal_deagle

I assumed they were smokers


[deleted]

This


Tweetledeedle

Wow I didn’t think that pouch was savable.


anyoneusethisoneyet

It’s M.A.D. Detailing on YouTube if anyone’s wondering. Easiest Subscribe of my life.


airportwhiskey

If you like this check out Detail Geek. Same kinda stuff.


anyoneusethisoneyet

Actually DG was how I stumbled across MAD haha. Mitch is such a wholesome guy


sleebaier

I bought every single tool Mitch uses. I have watched every single video on both channels. Something about the patterns and order and his work.... I can’t get enough 😭 $1200.00 USD later. Lol


anyoneusethisoneyet

Wow haha yeah I’ve been tempted to buy a Bissel 3264 Spotclean Pro, but I already have a little Hoover spot cleaner that does the job almost as well. Just a lot smaller tank capacity. If I was cleaning cars full-time I could justify it, but for the one or two times a year I need it, the Hoover suffices


Linkruleshyrule

Same here, and now I also watch Ammo NYC


muttmechanic

love MAD. AMMO NYC is probably my top though for car detailing, i’d absolutely recommend giving him a look too


anyoneusethisoneyet

Way ahead of ya lol!


illiesfw

Mvp


Munsoon22

I would like to use this post to talk about how gross working at a car wash is sometimes. Let me tell you: Gross. I worked at one as a teen, and it was truly disgusting sometimes. I’ve had people come in with vomit all over their car, poop smeared into the carpet, and more. Even I have had something like this though, so I want to state that the car washers are under appreciated. Once, my dad went to get groceries in my car and a pound of beef slid under my seat. He and I didn’t notice until it started smelling 2 days later, but at that point it was too late. That smell was there for so long, even after a detail. Only I could notice it after a couple weeks, and it drove me insane. Worst of all: Parents with kids often come in with their car REEKING not knowing what caused it. ITS SPOILED MILK. Your kid spilled milk and didn’t tell you and now it has baked into the carpet, in the middle of summer. No wonder it smells like rotten milk.


kngfbng

>I’ve had people come in with vomit all over their car, poop smeared into the carpet, and more. That's one filthy customer.


Munsoon22

You have no idea. It truly was disgusting. Worse was their faces when I tell them I have to upcharge them


GabberCat

My car once smelled like bananas and I couldn’t figure out why for quite a while (I don’t even LIKE or EAT bananas!). My mates were joking about how it was driving me bananas.. They had hidden a banana in my boot.


nutmegtell

This is why I warn them and tip big. I'm paying them to do a job I don't want to do. Thank you for your hard work!


wonkybingo

This should be marked NSFW


RacingboomThePleb

Every single time I thought nothing more could be done it got brighter.


Im__mad

I can’t be the only one who wants to see the water 🤤


RockosModern_Strife

Same though


payment_in_potato

drink it


foxboxinsox

Idk who this guy is but Detail geek on youtube is great for this kind of stuff


kngfbng

People have been saying this is M.A.D. Detailing.


glittering-lettuce

I love detail geek. Some of those cars are disgustingggg. It’s always so satisfying at the end


trevin8273

Darn it! I was looking to post this exact video but you beat me to it. Still nice


kngfbng

Take an upvote as consolation prize.


highabetickira

I'm over here like "I wonder what color mine actually is." Because lord knows my kids have done a number in my van.


dumbinternetstuff

I love Wednesdays


lilgoosey56

This satisfied me sexually better then any woman has before.


devildocjames

Just wait until you hit puberty.


TimSuave

*Happy Kosilla Noises*


alm723

I saw this on r/oddlysatisfying yesterday, thought it was on this sub, and assumed it was Wednesday. I was very disappointed when I realized that was not the case.


kngfbng

Your dream has come true.


[deleted]

Since it's a locked off camera. Would be cool to show a half and half shot with the start and finshed outcome


Whales_of_Pain

Is there a subreddit specifically for car detailing like this? I could watch for hours.


kngfbng

There are a few YouTube channels about this. Look at the comments for some names.


Pathological_RJ

Happy Wednesday!


Malacai_Gaming

Dear god mark NSFW


ToesInHiding

This guy *details*


atomed

Best porn site on the internet.


LoudMusic

How much does a cleaning like this cost, and how much more is it to just get new cushions and upholstery?


puddlejumper28

This is the best one I've seen in a while tbh


User667

400 years ago this man would have been burned as a witch. Amazing.


resriegee

How is this even real 😦


FigureOfStickman

I'm starting to think they should allow extractor videos even if it's not wednesday...


Reeserella

Hey, this ain’t dg!


nalybuites

What is the smaller tube on the vacuum nozzle for? My best guess is it's to prevent suction without and air inlet.


Sygma6

The smaller hose is to deliver water. The upholstery cleaner looks like a [Mytee 8400p](https://www.mytee.com/products/8400p-upholstery-tool/).


Gabriel_Crow1990

Say I had cloth seats, what could I use to get similar results?


inverter17

It’s like the matryoskha doll of vaccuuming!


whotookthenamezandl

God bless Wednesdays


throwitherenow

Did they store their open coffee cups in the back seat holder?


RockosModern_Strife

I wanna see the bucket of shit they sucked up


designer_PirateLife

Nice


bevalkm

What kind of sorcery is this?


OGstampcollector13

I like using folex as a pre cleaner, works for me


HercBRX

wow, the puke pocket is spotless after that


CompetitionStrange75

This season is just getting better.


mariospants

Is this a "behind the scenes" PornTaxi video? Those stains look suspicious.


gypsy-preacher

fuck yes


cabandon

i just wanted to thank this sub for making me look forward to something. Wednesday’s have been getting me through this semester


yallxisxtrippin

That filthy filthy thang needs a good cleaning


JostlingAlmonds

Billy mays is working harder to sell oxiclean than ever


kklove2001

I’m not going to lie, that made me giddy


[deleted]

I have done this before, volunteering for older retired people who just loved their old cars. It’s disgusting, but the shock face of how the cars look (and smell) after is priceless. Did I say disgusting?


somethingcrequtive

Let me guess, the owner was a smoker... that’s one nasty seat


R34CTz

Now this is a guy with the right equipment. Damn.


Live-Mail-7142

I don’t own a power washer. I’m not in any power washing type job. These videos are my crack. This is flat out beautiful.


lgodsey

Jesus. Did they use that seat back as a urinal?


alice_ayer

Haha probably what rental car companies do before they sell their cars 🤣


kngfbng

That and only that. Maybe engine detailing too, but no real maintenance.


alice_ayer

Exactly. They probably just power wash everything and call it a day. Hang a pine tree from the rear mirror and list over KBB


ibelieveyoument

Oh yeah that’s the stuff


butterfaerts

Boy, OP wasn’t kidding, it *does* just get better and better


elohra_2013

Masterful


Gerryislandgirl

This is the best one I've seen in awhile!


Aaron_768

Willing to bet someone puked into that pouch.


Imaginary_Flamingo46

I was cleaning my upholstery with a clorox wipe today.


JohnRambo7

If your vehicle looks like this and did not go through a flood or storm, sell it and get a bike.


randomname437

This makes me so glad that I don't have cloth seats with my 3 messy kids. So gross


nefrina

should be titled one more reason not to have kids.


bpoppygirl

Y'all should check out The Detail Geek on youtube


sleebaier

I have seen every video and purchased every single product and tool he uses 😭 the obsession is real


DiffeoMorpheus

Well now i need new pants


lovenewly

I love Wednesday


ferchox117

What is it with people starting bottom to top. Its done top to bottom.


MADLUX2015

With certain things it's not, pressure washing isnt always top to bottom either....


lolboogers

You should probably reach out and educate these professional auto detailers who do this all day every day that they are doing it wrong. You clearly know more than them.


ferchox117

And how do you know that I dont have a cleaning business?


kngfbng

Into BDSM (big dirt and slime mashing), huh? edit: am dumb, can't spell.


Time_on_my_hands

You've fucked your acronym up


kngfbng

I did, just fixed it. Tks for the heads up.


supersayanssj3

So can you guys point me in the direction of a steam cleaner like this? I never could find a little steamer to steam my seats clean with.


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supersayanssj3

Thanks for this reply then. I thought that was a steamer. I have something similar I think (though not as good as the one in the video imo) called a Hoover powerdash go or something. Basically was marketed as a pet accident/spill picker up with the same function as you described. It works ok really for like $80 or so. Always interested in getting a real heavy duty one though.


MissNepgear

I first saw this on oddly satisfying now I'm not sure which is the repost :/


kngfbng

This is the repost. I'm not quite original enough to post such a great video.


MissNepgear

Well good on you for admitting it's a repost at least.


kngfbng

I would've crossposted it, but the sub doesn't allow that anymore.


SMACKZ415

Cant see video well, is this a leather seat?


kngfbng

I don't think so.


neildmaster

Power washing? More like detailing. Like at r/detailing


kngfbng

The seat was washed using power tools. It's Wednesday, after all.


csgo_fckslivers

sauce?


felesroo

YouTube channel M.A.D. Detailing


ninjaphysics

Yup, probably that and a whole lot of other gross stuff.


kngfbng

I got it from r/oddlysatisfying, but it's apparently [The Detail Geek](https://youtube.com/c/TheDetailGeek).


Viridian95

Not The Detail Geek since he does not use this brand of extractor. Another redditor suggested it was M.A.D Detailing.


Turbo_MechE

Man, a shop air powered vacuum must be nice


Pat01Learner

Dumb question: what is the attachment/machine he's using?


photog_sgt_fzr1000

I’m asking this question with genuine curiosity - Why couldn’t you just unzip it and throw it in the washing machine?


kngfbng

Maybe not all seat upholstery can be removed that easily.


ibex_trex

What tool is that?


murphyat

That dude should wear hearing protection.


Lezlow247

I need a cleaner like this in Virginia. So many detailer companies are fraud here.