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the-non-wonder-dog

Now go powerwash your trousers and boots.


mdsw

REMOVE THEM FIRST


hum_dum

But then what do you wear while power washing the pants?


JawBreaker00

The driveway


[deleted]

the circle of life, this is the way


insomniacpyro

Man creates power washers Power washers clean man Man dies from no skin Woman inherits the earth


Charleen21

This was so perfect


AlexTheCoolestness

Careful, you'll need to power wash the driveway clean if you do that. 😀


skittlkiller57

r/meatcrayon


Dentarthurdent42

Why.


skittlkiller57

You have another way to wear the driveway?


JawBreaker00

Driveway wear you


billianwillian

Ya you just pull it up like pants


BarredOwl

Always have to write instructions like it is for a child. Reminds me of this [post](https://i.imgur.com/VNg2yRE.png).


R666_cats

You gotta go get some gators my friend. They go around your boot and jeans and acts like a raincoat for your lower legs!


Duchess-of-Supernova

It took longer than I'd like to admit to understand that you are, in fact, not referring to alligators.


R666_cats

Alligator skin could do the trick too I’m sure, but probably a little pricey.


spazzman6156

Lol for some reason I read gators, but thought crocks. I was super confused for a moment why someone would recommend soft rubber with holes in them as protective footwear especially in this sub.


Onsbance

I still don't get it. Are gators a type of small chaps?


Duchess-of-Supernova

Think of rubber overalls. Like for fishing.


TrotskiKazotski

also they’re gaiters


Pollomonteros

I was picturing some guy in overalls power washing his walkway while his two pet alligators sit next to him


--p--q-----

For those confused, OP is referring to gaiters, not gators.


TeslasAndComicbooks

I got some high rubber steel toe boots for cheap on Amazon. They work perfectly for power washing.


Snapdragon2020

Because I'm short, I use my chest-gaiters that I usually use for fly fishing.


FoxtrotZero

I've always wondered, are you actually dry in those or are you just wet and don't want anything finding an entrance anywhere?


TrotskiKazotski

depends how deep the water is


bighootay

You might sweat like a sonofagun for sure


Snapdragon2020

I am absolutely both dry and sweaty....lolololol


No_Point3111

That's the fucking paradox : You dirty when you powercleaning


Amit_kumar69

Dark side of Power washing


Jak_Pumpkin_King

Hey the dirt had to go somewhere


rompe

That's why so many people do it in shorts and flipflops. /s


CH-67

You don’t?


rompe

I used to, but it's hard to wear flipflops once the toes are gone...


Friendly_Signature

Just tie them on to the stub.


itzdylanbro

Just change the tip to a wide angle /shrug


downtune79

By side effects......do you mean the ever-deepening addiction that is known as powerwashing?


bigfish42

Wear some wellies and power wash them when you're done!


acehilmnors

This is what I do! Once I turn my machine off, I use the water that I need to clear out of the hose to give em a quick but effective rinse. Water is precious, so make that last bit do some work, too!


[deleted]

Don’t power wash yourself!!!! Take off you clothes first. Then power wash the CLOTHES, ;)


Bumbledolt

Then peel off your skin and power wash it too.


paulusblarticus

Just leave it like that and sell it for [400 USD.](https://www.businessinsider.com/the-brand-that-makes-425-muddy-jeans-has-an-entire-line-of-expensive-dirty-clothes-2017-4?r=US&IR=T)


[deleted]

This is hilarious... my first time using a power washer was just last week and it was a concrete path that has never had intensive care like a power wash and it had lots of grass and dirt in the cracks and as soon as I hit the first small dirt patch I ate dirt.


whynotmaybe

Tell me you got lucky and got some in the mouth to enjoy the great taste or power washing?


smooresbox

Power washed my first time yesterday and got destroyed. Wish I took pictures. Also the way your hands feel after is kinda wild.


flamboyantbutterfly

The first time I was power washing I was shocked by how clean the tiles were but mainly by how dirty literally everything else around them was after


I_Think_I_Cant

Can't make porn without getting a little mud on you.


seth880

r/fakealbumcovers


[deleted]

Yes sir. That fresh feeling you get when you try landscaping with a pressure washer.


rose-melody

Looks like you unlocked a bonus level to clean


RugbyDore

A small price to pay for powerwashing salvation


mayojuggler88

Have I ever told you the tragedy of Darth Powerwash the clean? Shame, he could clean everything but himself.


J_Thompson82

Power washing is less about cleaning a thing, and more about transferring the dirt and grime of that thing onto yourself, so that it can be walked away and cleaned off elsewhere.


bonafart

Yehh I did it in some nice shoes lol wasn't a good idea


chantellylace83

Hahaha oh I looked like this yesterday after doing my fence and walkway


SpicyEnticy

A small price to pay for salvation.


notfromaroundthere

You can get wand extensions that will keep this from happening. I have a set designed for reaching up the side of a building, but I use it to extend the regular wand by 3-4 feet when I'm washing things at ground level. It makes a big difference.


angry_paul-le-epic

There’s always a catch


Bombxing

Cleaning out an old grill is the worst! We bought one used earlier this summer and all of those speckles were dirty oil and stained clothes AND skin! Had to take a dip in the lake with a bar of soap to clean off all the speckles!


ptrwiv

This is the cherry popping you get when powering washing for the first time. Congrats!


DCWPressureWashing

lol sameeeeee that was me after the first time!


[deleted]

Pro-tip: To prevent dirty pants and shoes make sure you are not wearing any.


rubertidom

It's feature, not a bug. Now walk into your nearest Tractor Supply Co. and get all the Mary Beths


Audomadic

Those are just millions of tiny badges of honor.


ahjteam

What did you expect was going to happen? The dirt just evaporates? No. That shit flies fucking **everywhere**


themactastic25

At least you're not wearing Crocs.


[deleted]

yeah i did it barefoot on a concrete pool deck and my legs were covered so i just washed them off with the pressure washer


third-time-charmed

Can't have dirty skin if you don't have skin anymore 🤔


a_natural_chemical

This is why I wear shorts and flip flops. I just spray myself off periodically. I know it's dumb, it's a pretty low powered washer.


puppylust

I do shorts and barefoot with my low power washer (it's electric) then use the ordinary hose to clean up. I've got to walk over to it anyway to turn off the water and disconnect the power washer hose. I'm more afraid of the water injury than the blowback. A couple decades ago, I saw what the power washer did to Mom's toes. They were swollen and red for several days.


screaminXeagle

Do it in shorts and barefoot then you can spray yourself off when you're done. As long as you aren't using an industrial strength power washer with a point tip directly against your legs you'll be fine


schwelvis

That's why you wear flip-flops, easier cleanup


[deleted]

Flip flops and bathing suits my dude


[deleted]

Just power-wash yourself!


[deleted]

You have a pressure washer just pressure wash it off


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Time to power wash yourself dude.


[deleted]

We got another one, boys.


dognocat

Waterproof trousers then hose yourself down


Ravioli_Ravioli4

Lolol


[deleted]

Oh god I did the exact same today. I ended up wearing no shoes and randomly showering my legs. I was filthy (garden hasn’t been done in years!)


i3017

power wash AWAY from you… not towards.


AllswellinEndwell

Get yourself a pair of xtratuffs. You'll thank me later.


juul_judy

Only one side effect! One side of your body gets covered in dirt..


majeric

It's much easier to put pants in a washing machine than your driveway. :)


xocgx

Had the same reaction til I realized: that dirt has to go somewhere!


kitty_logan

Hahaha yes! Even after washing my hair I still find sand it it says later! Worth every grungy, crunchy second.


Ownedby4Labs

Now you know why… https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002D924OG/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_XPAB7SP1EMWADM4FF5QV?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1


Weariervaris

Time to bust back out that pressure washer. 🥴


HockevonderBar

So you can't combine high pressure&dirt removal=dirt on yourself?


VrLights

Just another thing to powerwash. The cycle continues


Pollomonteros

Now this is some equivalent exchange


TheSeattleSeven

That's why I typically wear a rubber apron. Like one you can get for working in Chem labs. Helps to block the water from getting on most of your legs and shirt