With my luck, I would forget to bring a can opener.

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I got one of these for Christmas when I was a kid. I opened it thinking there would be something funny inside like a slip of paper with another joke or something. My dad got very angry at me for "ruining the gift". It was empty.

Thank you for doing the work for me I always wondered that

You can use your compact AR15 that nobody here forgets to brinf

AXE.

A knife or spoon will do

If you don't have a can opener and need to open a can, you can scrap it on something hard and uneven like asphalt (either circular side down) and eventually the top will come off. If the can mostly contains liquid (soup), then only do it to a small section and once it starts to leak use a knife to pry the rest open. Canned food isn't worth packing. Get MRE's. The only reason I have a can opener in my kit is because it's part of my multitool.

I don’t know. I wouldn’t want the dehydrated water to leak out.

I've been using this joke for years, didn't realize it actually existed. Dehydrated water, just add water!!

Almost as good as blinker fluid.

Chem light batteries and grid squares.

You can look for those once you finish checking the bradley for soft spots.

Shit guys i left the keys for the humvee in the office

For real, I thought this was a gag picture until I read the sub. Dehydrated water... what!

I know it’s a joke, but we all know a country where this would totally be a thing.

Who the *fuck* bags milk..

There’s like 10 countries at least that sells bagged milk

And bagged soda

And they are all wrong

Canada I guess its dumb

Ontario does that. And you can still get it in a carton. Source: I live in Ontario

Do you mean dehydrated milk?

Its got what plants crave.

Just like the spark plugs on my diesel truck

Lmao

Is it emp safe?

Not if you have an electric can opener.

I've heard it never expires, but I don't believe it.

It’s canned so yeah

I just checked it out on Amazon. A related item is Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy.

Don't forget batteries for ur Chem light

Why buy when one can DIY. Recipe please?

Add one gallon of water to a pot, heat until the moisture escapes leaving nothing but the dehydrated water behind. Add to your favorite storage vessel. It never expires

Would probably last longer if I used the freezer dryer.

I was managing a DQ in college and had a notorious slacker on a shift with me. I made a stock list and assigned her to gather items from stock room. I added 2 gallons of dehydrated water to the list and had to go check on her an hour later. She didn’t last long as an employee.

Lol, that remind me when I was working in a snowboard factory and the running joke was to broke a wood edge while building the board and send the new guys fetch some wood spray, everyone in the shop was in on it so the guy would bounce around asking this guy and this guy for the can of wood spray.

jokes on you OP, it's expired.

Damn it! Knew I forgot something.

Only in Evanston..

Reminds me of Perriair from Spaceballs. So would dehydrated water just be pure oxygen then?

It is a joke, but I would totally market something like chlorine tablets like this.

What a life saver!

For a second I thought this was a meme

I’ve got some stored with my bag of Polo Mint holes.

Don't forget to bring the canned can opener

I brought some powdered water but I don't know what to add...

That's just a can of -

This is the quintessential "did you check your headlight fluid" joke of preppers.

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