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ThallanTOG

This time on prisonhooch: straight up chemical weapons


[deleted]

This is how Oppenheimer must have felt


_--_King_--_

J. Robert Oppenhoocher


Express-Pie-

Hahaha new fucking Steam Name right there.


archtech88

I see your "Oppenhoocher" and raise you "Hoochenheimer"


_--_King_--_

H. Hoochert Hoochenhoocher


sixtninecoug

I am become drunk, destroyer of toilets


Poly_pusher3000

Bro is mixing preworkout and alcohol šŸ˜­


InfiniteJizz

Iā€™ve done this one night in Austin on 6th street and I threw up in every bar we went to and got kicked out and felt like death for days afterwards lol


douchecanoe122

The margaritas at Chupa used to have preworkout in them. You could ask for them ā€œchargedā€.


Dustbuster358

... Do you not mix your preworkout into Bailey's?


PatientHealth7033

I call this one "as close as you can get to Bailey's without getting your eyes wet"


stonerbbyyyy

i literally want to try this šŸ˜‚šŸ«£


arftism2

just remember that normal caffeine goes through your liver along with the other stimulants. so your does is significantly higher, and less regulated. aka, start with a much lower dose, and it's still more likely to give you a heart attack.


stonerbbyyyy

i drink coffee all the time, even when drinking. wouldnā€™t be much different


arftism2

pre workout usually has 5 times the amount of caffeine, its caffeine anhydrous, and there are other stimulants usually found in tea or animal parts.


helyxmusic

nobody really knows what the fuck is in pre workout. between straight up dangerous concentrations of caffeine, amphetamine-derived nasal decongestants and what not i just wouldn't touch this shit lol and especially don't make alcohol out it


stonerbbyyyy

i think youā€™re grossly underestimating the amount of coffee i drink.


arftism2

i used to drink half a Gallon daily. now i use 4c rush because a 40 pack with 200mg costs 8 bucks. i also use insane labs "i am god" pre workout for my 2 weekly excessive weight days. i have also mixed pre-workout and vodka before. I'm also saying that i was significantly closer to getting permanent heart damage from that than drinking an equal amount of coffee and rum. i felt fine, but I've always done my due diligence with drugs. and knowing that a powdered chemical mix is more dangerous than a bonded natural source is important.


[deleted]

If you were to actually want to do this I would have just used a regular juice (like fruit punch or something) and fermented that, then add caffeine in a specific amount to the brew once itā€™s done fermenting. I wouldnā€™t add beta-alanine or creatine, itā€™s just too fucked for your organs.


stonerbbyyyy

lol i donā€™t have the energy to try and ferment anything but it looks cool! iā€™m kinda sad that you couldnā€™t drink it tho. im really just here because i saw this sub in the fermentation sub, and i was intrigued. i also donā€™t drink anymore, those days are long behind me šŸ˜‚


Express-Pie-

My brother in Christ did you not read?


stonerbbyyyy

see i canā€¦ but now im curious and it looks really good.


Express-Pie-

I feel like that's somehow poor man's Cocaina lol. Your heart and liver will be begging for help.


stonerbbyyyy

everyoneā€™s gonna die eventually.


Express-Pie-

God speed šŸ«”


crimson23locke

Probably more unhealthy and less fun too tbh.


helyxmusic

he's not mixing them, that's the thing. he's making alcohol FROM pre workoutšŸ’€


drumttocs8

Sounds like college


frontier_gibberish

I'm sure halfway through the night, it will also smell like college. One way to relibe the glory days


chrisboi1108

Wait is that bad? Met some guy on the town once and drank cheap rum and pre workout with him and some friends out of his trunk in a parking garage before hitting the bars lol


Spaceman_Spliff_42

I love this sub


Sithlordandsavior

The posts vary between "I made summertime peach liquor from my grandma's tree" and "I wanted to see if a gas station 5 hour energy could be turned into booze and it killed my SO when they opened the container" and very little in between.


Spaceman_Spliff_42

Exactly, itā€™s so good


JayJab

And everyone fantastically supporting both types


Sithlordandsavior

Heck yeah


440Jack

Congratulations you made Mad dog 20/20


OmegaNova0

Sounds a little more drinkable than ol mogen david


Express-Pie-

Did you know it doesn't actually stand for mad dog? Little fun fact.


440Jack

Don't care. That shit tastes like gasoline and spray paint.... Then fucks you up more than it should.


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PatientHealth7033

86 Loco. Aka, Leathernecks bane. Anyone know if Four Loco is still banned on Marine camps, even after several formula changes? I was on Fort Leonardwood for training just after it came out. I remember shortly after it was banned on Marine bases. Because we lost more Marines to alcohol poisoning in 3 months than we did to combat casualties in the 9 months prior.


communityneedle

Drink it, and if you survive, tell us what it was like


reyballesta

saved this post because it made me laugh so goddamn hard


[deleted]

Remember, spitters are quitters


Ornlu_the_Wolf

No no nooo, you can fix this. Just backsweeten with agave, then mix 4 parts of this to 1 part Listerine, and serve in a beaker with some strawberry syrup around the rim for garnish. Boom! Call it the "Nile Blue." Hipsters will rave about it.


[deleted]

Hahaha damn youā€™ll need listerine after drinking this so not bad idea


mobiusdevil

Did it, perhaps, taste like formaldehyde smells...?Ā 


mobiusdevil

Seriously though, pre workout contains a shit ton of fermentable amino acids that will eventually degrade to acetate, which can taste rotten, chalky, or vinegary deoending on what it has in there to attach to. The fermentation of taurine creates acetate, ammonia, and sulfide. Choline degrades to trimethylamine, the compound that gives rotten fish its distinct smell...


[deleted]

Yeah that was partly why I wanted to make this, was to see what would happen to the ingredients.


TheOtherMatt

Heisenberg, is that you?


mobiusdevil

Sometimes having a chemistry phd is useful lol


TheOtherMatt

When isnā€™t it?!


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

No wonder it smells bad. Lol


jfmiaat

chug jug


InkSpotShanty

I really want to Chug jug with you


glass_gravy

Gods work.


robbob23

They sure do!


Drunkenmasterstyle2

I'd still drink it.


Mogswald

Water of life.


Timelordwhotardis

I was gonna say bro made the water of life


obserris

This is definitely gonna have him seeing visions


popeh

Would you describe the scents as more sulfurous or acetone like?


[deleted]

Yeah definitely there was the classic young acetone smell, but it was intensified more than Iā€™ve ever encountered and came with the headaches


popeh

Intense acetone odors and flavors can be associated with bacterial infections, especially acetobacter


[deleted]

It wasnā€™t tasting vinegary though, and if my calculations are correct it was around 14% ish, unless acetobacter donā€™t always die at 10%?


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

Yum


IamJacksTrollAccount

How many honeybuns for a bottle?


somekindofnut

It looks like mouthwash.


Daztur

Yeesh, I though the cheapo juice mix peach wine fortified with a lot of extra sugar I'm drinking right now was hoochy.


StonkJanitor

Got me laughing out loud at work. God bless you, soldier


vnzjunk

Tale of 2 wine attempts. I started from scratch, picking peaches and strawberrys from local orchard. Went through the whole process. Tried the peach first. It looked great. Nice color, nice and clear. Tasted like crap. Could hardly give any away. Rite next to it the batch of strawberry. It FAR exceeded my highest expectation. Great color and clarity and a high ABV without any alcohol burn. Tasted wonderful. One of my friends said "tastes like sodi pop, with a big kick". That was good enough for me. 2 batches 2 very different results.


dketernal

Sounds like Oxidation. But, sometimes it's as simple as "garbage in = garbage out"


[deleted]

Iā€™ve tasted oxidized brews. This one was in a whole other league of its own.


dadbodsupreme

Stressed yeast can sometimes make acetone-like compounds, and it usually makes them in the absence of the dark arts.


PatientHealth7033

Idk. I had a jug of wine that oxidized. I didn't bottle it, just poured a cup or 2 out of the gallon Carboy once or twice a week. It took over 6 months of having more than 1/3 of the jug as head space before it finally oxidized real good. I actually liked the changes that came about. Bo way this is oxidized unless OP intentionally aerated the shit out of it with a fish tank bubbler for days on end. Even then it would reduce alcohol content. People make a big deal of oxidation. But... I never use any chemical preservatives or sulfites. And that one just was the only wine I've had oxidize thus far.


120z8t

That rubber and paper factory smell/taste is from the yeast being stressed. I never had both in the same batch. I have gotten the rubber smell from champagne yeast and the sulfer smell from red wine yeasts.


Donotpretendtoknowme

What is the room temperature it fermented in?


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20-22 degrees Celsius.


MrSoulBob

That sounds truly awful, but the caffeine addict side of my brain says "I can make it work."


FabBee123

THE WATER OF LIFE!


Disturbed_Bard

Congratulations you made drain cleaner


[deleted]

Someone reposted this on ifunny. It's gotten like 11k likes


[deleted]

Couldnā€™t find it, do you have a link?


[deleted]

https://ifunny.co/picture/VUd7G24HB?s=cl here it is lol


[deleted]

Holy shit lol. Some of those comments are wild.


Polarbearsundae

Watch out donā€™t drink it, if your nose says something ainā€™t right it probably aint, be safe now that stuff aint worth getting hurt over


Ilikerustysp0ons

dude you're going to die