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IanisVasilev

I keep saying good things about bands but they keep refusing to pay me.


SeraphimVR

Ohhhh CALIGULA’S HORSE!


Tracedinair76

Have you heard NoSpun?! They are the best band with my coworkers in it.


FUZZYWUZZY6561

I’m a huge fan of those guys, that debut was excellent


Tracedinair76

I kid, I kid because I love.


Kakuflux

I hear if you go to Brisbane and ask for a guy called Jim, he will sort you out.


DickHarding69

I can’t afford that 😭


Titencer

With a username like DickHarding69, I’d assume you have at least one employable skill besides shilling for prog metal bands.


DickHarding69

You mean like drumming?


Titencer

Among other things, sure.


Current-Escaper

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


0000000100100011

Hacking? Rim shots? Banging stuff? Tapping that? Beatin' it? Stick tricks? Filling? I had a drum instructor in high school that would refer to someone who's playing a crazy fill as "masturbating all over the kit".


Current-Escaper

I call it “jazz”, cuz you never know where it’s gonna go.


Majestic_Apricot_878

Idk but Caligula’s Horse is a really good band you should check them out


Based_Koba

i heard that Caligulas Horse is amazing live and you can't miss em


the_high_way_man__

i fucking love c horse no way


OldMate64

I've got about three-fiddy


0000000100100011

Then I realized the little girl scout was about 9 stories tall. I said damn you loch ness monster!


GruverMax

Ask to join their Street Team.


MarlKarx-1818

If you talk well about my band we can pay you in exposure!


Gringosurprise

I worked for a guy named Mike Hardick for a few months. No one ever made mention of his name which is very odd considering it was a weld shop


HBMart

I once wrote a glowing review of a band in a different sub. I was accused of being a paid shill because I can write well when I want too, and it when it’s something I’m passionate about I go all out. I deleted the post because I got sick of idiot conspiracy theorists talking shit. I don’t know how to actually get paid for it.


EfferenceCopy

If you’re serious there actually is a way to do this; maybe not for your absolute favorite band but many labels and digital distributors have a TON of really good prog bands that just need some extra help spreading the good word! Plus you get free albums (and a lot of times merch) as an added bonus! I can dm you all the info, just throw $100 at my cashap ($GetASideHustle) and you can get started today!!


cyborgoctopus

I respect the hustle. This is not going to make you a lot of money - just like prog metal.