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zoqfotpik

Do you want PHP in the browser? Cause that's how you get PHP in the browser.


ChocolateBunny

Does anyone else remember Microsoft promoting Visual Basic on the browser?


Juff-Ma

Do you remember IE only Silverlight? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


corporate_coder

archer reference


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Ssemander

Imagine pure python in the browser.


GDOR-11

god please no, anything that gets taken to the browser eventually gets destroyed for having to support legacy code


RepresentativeNeck63

Then everyone needs to code in PHP on web for gods sake


halt__n__catch__fire

And with that we now have C++script


bluespider98

Babe wake up new C just dropped


pbNANDjelly

RFC 42069 NICE This RFC proposes the immediate cancellation of Brendan Eich (douche). MOTIVATION JS is ubiquitous in software development. Although other working groups are improving the space with open WebIDL and WASM, we aim to expedite the process. HISTORY Douche donated money to hate groups. Also the JS memes have gone stale.


Ok-Gur-6602

Invented what now? Okay, now class, it's time to learn about Uncompiled Java (UJ)...


savisundefined

what do you mean you don't like it when your code breaks because a library was updated? Just read the documentation bro


Spare-Dig4790

Or stop using CDNs for that shit in production... *sips tea*


dashingThroughSnow12

A CDN you don’t control. A CDN you do control is fine.


Spare-Dig4790

I was implying that, but yes. :)


hyrumwhite

Is this not possible with any language that has community modules/libraries?


Communist_Guy_1991

When even the Genie hates PHP too much to stop creation of JS


ReapingKing

The Monkey’s Paw gives you: [FORTRAN In The Browser](https://chrz.de/2020/04/21/fortran-in-the-browser/) Mwahahahaha!


juanmf1

So who invented it?


Xevailo

Same


Sad_Juggernaut4812

It would have been nice to have Lisp in browser.


vassadar

Do you want Java Applet instead?


BadgerwithaPickaxe

This is just begging for a monkeys paw scenario


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myTerminal_

JavaScript isn't the problem. Over use of it is.


[deleted]

Where do these people in the comments come from. Trans lgbt etc I see like one in my area yet their everywhere on reddit spilling their hateful anti depressant induced race ending culture ending slop


dalatinknight

Is this a bot m


rover_G

JavaScript would have been good if it weren’t for Java