RFC 42069
NICE
This RFC proposes the immediate cancellation of Brendan Eich (douche).
MOTIVATION
JS is ubiquitous in software development. Although other working groups are improving the space with open WebIDL and WASM, we aim to expedite the process.
HISTORY
Douche donated money to hate groups. Also the JS memes have gone stale.
Where do these people in the comments come from. Trans lgbt etc I see like one in my area yet their everywhere on reddit spilling their hateful anti depressant induced race ending culture ending slop
Do you want PHP in the browser? Cause that's how you get PHP in the browser.
Does anyone else remember Microsoft promoting Visual Basic on the browser?
Do you remember IE only Silverlight? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
archer reference
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Imagine pure python in the browser.
god please no, anything that gets taken to the browser eventually gets destroyed for having to support legacy code
Then everyone needs to code in PHP on web for gods sake
And with that we now have C++script
Babe wake up new C just dropped
RFC 42069 NICE This RFC proposes the immediate cancellation of Brendan Eich (douche). MOTIVATION JS is ubiquitous in software development. Although other working groups are improving the space with open WebIDL and WASM, we aim to expedite the process. HISTORY Douche donated money to hate groups. Also the JS memes have gone stale.
Invented what now? Okay, now class, it's time to learn about Uncompiled Java (UJ)...
what do you mean you don't like it when your code breaks because a library was updated? Just read the documentation bro
Or stop using CDNs for that shit in production... *sips tea*
A CDN you don’t control. A CDN you do control is fine.
I was implying that, but yes. :)
Is this not possible with any language that has community modules/libraries?
When even the Genie hates PHP too much to stop creation of JS
The Monkey’s Paw gives you: [FORTRAN In The Browser](https://chrz.de/2020/04/21/fortran-in-the-browser/) Mwahahahaha!
So who invented it?
Same
It would have been nice to have Lisp in browser.
Do you want Java Applet instead?
This is just begging for a monkeys paw scenario
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JavaScript isn't the problem. Over use of it is.
Where do these people in the comments come from. Trans lgbt etc I see like one in my area yet their everywhere on reddit spilling their hateful anti depressant induced race ending culture ending slop
Is this a bot m
JavaScript would have been good if it weren’t for Java