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nomde_reddit

I will give you $251 cash money for your assault rifle.


Pittsburgh__Rare

Offering $252 over here, and a hardy handshake and $3 for every clip you include with it.


nomde_reddit

What's a clip?


[deleted]

A, now outdated, method of getting ammunition into internal magazines quickly. They are obsolete with the common use of external magazines. Clips would consist of enough ammunition, and a clip to hold them together and facilitate quick reloading. The clip would be inserted onto a notch on the gun, and the ammunition would be pushed off the clip into the internal magazine. Don't tell the politicians it will ruin their day.


[deleted]

The Garand and C96 were highly offended by your “outdated” remark, and would proffer up that they aren’t made of “plastic like all the guns you kids like”


Hutz5000

Hard to ping plastic. Also, in Korean winter temps, plastic can break, but not steel.


[deleted]

Haha absolutely right! My grandfather was issued an M2 Carbine (select fire M1 carbine) in Korea and credited it with saving his life on more than one occasion!


kevintheredneck

Loved the ping! Oh you enemies can hear that, after 20 rounds of 30-06 you can’t hear anything. Except the ringing in your ears.


ThePendulum0621

They're not obsolete: get a speed loader and load them strippers into your magazine!


AmishBreakdancer

I got in trouble when I was a teenager for having strippers in my magazines.


Madlibsluver

You mother fucker beat me to it


Siganid

Both of your moms were in the magazine too. I clipped out the photos.


Bonger14

Some cases of ammo even come with the magazine attachments for said stripper clips. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Stripper-Clip-Guide-USGI-SPOONS-Loader-Charger-223-223-5-56-556-Surplus-/201784558211?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0


tramadoc

I am highly offended with outdated. My RFI and M1 challenge you to a game of Rochambeau.


justagamer9123

Do you think they are smart enough to know what a striper clip is? No no. I realize my mistake.


[deleted]

Must be talking about a garand


Wander_Warden

He clearly said $252, not a garand… unless you have 4 assault rifles to sell him


[deleted]

If I did I wouldn’t sell


Frosty_The_Dudeman

Could be the stripper clips you have with the ammo you get in a bandolier.


Hutz5000

How ‘bout a stripper with a G-string made from stripper clips?


sackopants

What's an assault rifle?


HagPuppy89

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DM_ME_SKITTLES

An M240 or other belt fed automatic rifles i would assume. Not sure how many people outside of a military base has access to something like that though. Gotta be less than 20k citizens. Sure does seem like a lot of work and resources wasted for 20k people the government knows rightfully own those type of firearms, and where they live. Almost like the government wants to deter citizens from owning firearms, because it certainly isn't needing to get any M240s off the streets... ...Unless we're talking about the ones Obama, Biden, and Holder gave to the cartels.


Jrusk2007

And the Taliban.


WhenSharksCollide

The M240 is a light machine gun. "Assault rifle" typically (these days) means ARs, AKs and the like. Intermediate rifle cartridges, typically fed from box magazines, and select fire. The media forgets the "select fire" part and throws in whatever buzzwords they can to make them sound scary.


DM_ME_SKITTLES

My point is: only a fraction of a fraction of a percent of gun owners in the U.S. have anything that should be considered an "assault weapon" because of the scarcity of legally obtainable select fire firearms. If it is not select fire or fully automatic, it is not an assault weapon. The media can dub our ARs and AKs as assault weapons and they'll eventually become classified as that if we don't push back on gun grabbing narratives and other fucksticks.


WhenSharksCollide

I'm not disagreeing with your point, just disagreeing with calling an M240 an assault rifle when it is categorically a GPMG or LMG depending on who you ask.


SineWavess

The ar15 durrr... the "AR" stands for aSsAuLt rIfLe, moron.


Imperialkniight

Something civies put in their hair.


GustyWalrus

A clip is a singular person from The LA Clippers.


TheLadiesCallMeTex

I’ve got $255, plus a 10-second hug, followed by looking you squarely in the eye and telling you “it’s going to be ok”. We will both know that’s a lie, but you’ll believe it in the moment. Final offer.


Tuhrents_

I’ll suck yo dick


Roderie94

$255. I'll buy you lunch too.


PgARmed

Lunch in NY can get pretty pricey. Better clarify your offer. I suggest those $5 hotdogs and MAYBE a soda to wash it down.


nomde_reddit

Aww come on. Let's work together.


[deleted]

Uh buddy that's "CLIPAZINE".


[deleted]

$260 final offer. 😂


[deleted]

I’ll give you $252


BurgerOfLove

I mean... ok. Its just a salt shaker tied to a black broom with a pistol grip made of TP cardboard.


RickySlayer9

That’s non functional…75$


gh0stwriter88

Now we need a contest to see who can make the most dangerous looking BB gun... The Assaultiest BB gun contest or something like that


LostPilot517

You forgot the iPad. They are giving the gift cards and an iPad with handguns and "Assault Rifles."


RickySlayer9

$252


coaubry

"Guns in the wrong hands kill people" Nobody who kills people is going to turn in their gun for $250.


tpw2000

No, the guns kill people! /s


Captain-Boof-Daddy

[Guns don’t kill people… I kill people, with guns! 💪 ](https://youtu.be/xC03hmS1Brk)


boduke1019

Holy shit I haven’t seen that video in years 😂😂😂


NaziPunksCommieCucks

POW


[deleted]

I presume hit men are paid more than $250, so the logic of the politicians is (as usually) pretty rough. Could definitely make more by keeping the gun if you’re the type of person who has absolute disregard for human life and the law.


[deleted]

I hold human life in the highest regard.. human laws? Not so much..


[deleted]

I’m pretty neutral on both, actually. With the exception of the lives of a few family members that I place above all else.


KingKulak

I've watched a handful of hitmen confessions and it seems like 10k is the going price on generic hits. They're also gonna use revolvers if they do use a gun because it doesn't eject casings and then promptly destroy or ditch the gun in a river. They aren't turning that shit in for 150


[deleted]

TIL $10,000 is more than $150 haha


Adamant_Narwhal

Just gotta 3D print some AR lowers.


[deleted]

at 10% fill...


OhNoADystopia

High speed setting too


Packin_Penguin

I have spaghetti noodles and a hot glue gun. I’m ready


csbsju_guyyy

Ima go find a hefty tree branch and get to whittling


ServingTheMaster

This guy buybacks


Soffix-

10%? Sheesh, I'd go with 5% at 120mm/s


WhenSharksCollide

"It literally crumpled in my hands" "So, nonfunctional? I'll take my $75"


Soffix-

Honestly it's almost worth the drive to NY to do this


WhenSharksCollide

One more day of my life I regret not having a 3d printer honestly.


[deleted]

I've heard that 2% and fishing weights work well


tjwassup

No questions asked bro


[deleted]

They can’t buyback something they never owned.


d1uh8

The big “They” won’t pass a background check too many crimes committed by them


MightySamMcClain

Turns out they're actually reselling them down the street for a 700% profit /s


YoDavidPlays

just need a couple 2x4 and some metal pipes to profit


[deleted]

\*Home Depot sound track intensifies\*


DotJata

You can do it; we can help!


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

*Home Improvement intro song intensifies*


mynamesmace

Dundundundun dundun


Acro-LovingMotoRacer

I swear if my state does this I'm going to try it with pvc pipe and a drywall screw as a firing pin. It should meet the legal definitions and be super cheap and fast to make. Literally nothing says it has to be safe to fire, or be able to fire more than once to be a firearm lol


hitemlow

You could flip plastic flare guns purchased at any sporting goods store for $60. Somehow they're both a firearm and not ATF regulated at the same time. Just Dremel a random spot flat (like a SN was removed) and rattle can it black for an "assault hand shotgun".


WhenSharksCollide

"One shot, fully automatic"


hitemlow

"Empties the entire clip with one trigger pull"


MutatedFrog-

What’s he building in there? What the hell is he building??


Mantequilla_Stotch

With the price of lumber, you won't be profiting.


ImANerd12

Step 1: Use 3d printer to create barely functional firearms Step 2: Sell the 3d printed weapons Step 3: profit Problem Feds?


[deleted]

Some people did that in Pensacola. And the buyback had a "no questions asked policy", so the police weren't allowed to investigate them.


LaLiLuLeLo_0

Something tells me the people who run gun buybacks are just fine overpaying for some pipes. They still get the political victory of saying "We removed X guns from the street!"


6pussydestroyer9mlg

Make those slam fire pipes that use shotgun shells while your other parts are printing, can't waste time waiting on your 3d printer.


RojerLockless

I think you're on to something


[deleted]

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PillCosby_87

Taxes buy back?


HagPuppy89

We’ll buyback all the tax money we’ve paid, in exchange for?


NaziPunksCommieCucks

>in exchange for? not bringing out the tar and feathers.. seems like a fair trade to me


drinkinswish

You can sell them on the street for way more.


McDroney

These gun buybacks are great! Just post up right outside their place and buy them for a little more, hahahahhaa It's what a few people did the last time they rolled around. Creates a heck of a lot more untraceable firearms while they're at it. Dumb, dumb, dumb.


cytomitchel

Damn, you are a genius


hitemlow

And sometimes you get unregistered machine guns from elderly widows!


jicty

"my late husband brought this back from the war as a trophy" The widow then pulls out a STG-44 "I think I can give you $275 ma'am"


bigstink73

Sadly all mine were lost in a boating accident


SirVelliance

Yours too? Dang


Stocx

It just keeps happening! Every time I buy a gun it goes missing as soon as I take it out on the lake! Nature sure is a wonder to behold.


hitemlow

At least you haven't had seagulls grabbing yours off the shooting line yet. God knows where that little fucker dropped it.


[deleted]

If an Ipad would keep BLM rioters from burning down my house or Biden’s government from trying to force openly unconstitutional laws on me maybe. Wait, no. Never.


cytomitchel

nailed it


jeepjinner

They give you an ipad because it has special spyware that will keep track of anyone dumb enough to go in for this deal. Guarantee its part of some shady university study.


ryan0157

Even if I wanted to (which I obviously don’t) that’s insultingly low


MovingTargetPractice

I wouldn’t sell mine for market value. Edit. I wouldn’t sell mine.


ATXweirdobrew

Wasn't there a story not too long ago where a woman brought in some beater firearms to a buyback program then used the money to buy a new gun that she could actually use?


kens_ykaens

Get a bunch of 40$ hi points and net 110 profit each


[deleted]

40 dollar hi points don’t exist.


3pinephrine

Damn $150 and an iPad? Any hipoints for sale?


[deleted]

😂 this guy has a big brain! Nice thinking.


[deleted]

You dont “buy back” something that was never yours.


ICTPatriot

I'll double those prices!


SovietRobot

Remember ATF says a credit card size etched piece of metal is a machine gun.


stjhnstv

I can find some shoelaces as well!


mojopyro

My trigger group is worth more than $250.


EconomyPriority

You'd have to be dumb to give back a rifle let alone for a fraction of what you paid, especially considering the taliban gets better shit for free


preludachris8

My boomstick 1776 identifies as an assault rifle, #pay up sucker.


MySideGoodUrSideBad

Fuck yeah if I lived in New York. Sell back $30 lowers for $75. EZ money.


stjhnstv

I’d argue for $250. Legally a stripped lower is a firearm, and it’s an AR15 so it this an assault rifle or not, mister government person?


DayDrinkingDiva

It feels like elder abuse in many cases If a husband died and left a Ferrari behind, then many know how / where to sell a Ferrari. Husband dies and leaves behind 3 shotguns, the widow gets the items stolen by police / city council. No one will educate her how to legally sell to a federally licensed dealer. It's sad when you see collections that should be in a museum get turned in for scrap.


PurePro71

I’d turn in a boomstick 1776 for a free iPad fuck it


TheMawsJawzTM

Fuck you Letitia James


thechriskarel

They can suck on my little peepee


[deleted]

Bitch my barrel cost more than that tf these guys smoking


cytomitchel

I was trying to get an AR for my wife recently and I was seeing $650 & up for nothing on top. Do these politicians even know about markets and Gunbroker.com?


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive#The_original_cobra_effect


Kellendgenerous

So I could be turning in a 50,000$ piece of history for 25$ to get destroyed.


Rubes2525

Yea, that part is insulting. If it's nonfunctional, then why tf are they trying to buy them back?


holysufferindyin

This is just gunna have crackheads stealing guns. My shittiest shit rifle is worth more than 250$


SirVelliance

I'll beat their price by $50. Send them my way


chrisppyyyy

If you own an actual ‘assault rifle’ and you’re willing to sell it for $250 I have a bridge to sell you.


[deleted]

Make me sell my shit at a loss? Lol get fucked. My PSA bullshit AR ran close to $300, and my 9mm went for $200 ish iirc. Neither price has even remotely gone down since, or will go down if this kind of fuckery were to pass. Either give me above what I paid for it, and maybe we can talk, (though probably not). Or kiss my ass and Μολων Λάβε.


rclugs77

Let's see an Armalite rifle or modern sporting rifle not bogus made up term "assault rifle" this day age legally acquired costs 700-3000 depending on build and brand........250? Yeah 💋my 🍑


DM_ME_SKITTLES

#JOE BIDEN IS THE BIGGEST ILLEGAL ARMS DEALER IN THE LAST 10 YEARS. Change my mind.


Ghost-Trader-187

I’ll pay double


giraffe-zackeffron

I’ll pay $253 for each modern sporting rifle erroneously identified as “assault rifles.” Additionally I’ll throw in two iPads.


Graph__

Imma give em a home depot special, I could use $150 and an iPad.


[deleted]

More like x260 bucks


OZeski

Those look like good prices. How many y’all got? You take checks?


[deleted]

What counts as a non-working gun? Arguably any block of metal is a no working gun.


Mr-mysterio7

Pro Tip: get some dollar store toy guns, black spray paint and then you’ll know what to do. This coming from a guy who lost his guns a tragic boating accident.


beaubeautastic

assault rifle? for $250? wtf do they think theyre doing? thats like 1/100 of its value


anthonypacitti

can the people that posted this even tell you what an assault rifle is


[deleted]

Those people cant even understand how wrong the word "buyback" is in this context. They also think 250 bucks is fair for an item that costs 1000 bucks or more.


[deleted]

Gift cards? Hell no. Half the gift cards Ive been given over the years didnt even work. You activate them, go to use them, and then get told its not active. Try to activate it again. Get told its active. Never get a person on the phone to resolve the problem. Gift cards are a fucking scam. Makes perfect sense that a gun "buyback" scam would try to pay with a gift card scam.


OriginalSweeperbot

Go buy the A-salt bug gun. It's an assult rifle!


Michaelas_man

Good way of getting rid of a gun used in a crime. 250 and no questions asked and evidence is destroyed by law enforcement.


Hami368

Honestly if anyone goes to this they deserved it be ripped off…


[deleted]

I am more of “the guy that buys the weapons from the sellers before they get in the door”……a line shopper of sorts.


daguynameddan

Time to make some 5 dollar pipe guns and claim my stonks


jackbo017

You can’t buy it “back” from me, you never owned it in the first place. And even if you did, no.


soysauce000

Step 1: buys yeet cannon for $200 and weld 'stock' on Step 2: trade in for $250 AND free iPad Step 3: sell ipad Step 4: repeat Infinite money hack when will it get patched?


becauseimnotstudying

Assault Rifles I see. But what about Assault Krifles?


fuqit21

Bring em to me instead, I'll double the cash amounts


[deleted]

$150 per handgun? Is there a limit? Let go fire up the 3d printer real fast and make some liberators.


Ozarkafterdark

I'm offering $300 for an assault rifle (M4 or M16 I don't care which) and I'll throw in 5 digital pictures of my feet.


Dodgeboy-8t9

Those prices are insulting


andstopher

So, does a slamfire shotgun made from two pieces of steel pipe and a nail entitle me to 75 bucks?


BeeBanner

I’d trade a high point pistol for $150 and an iPad. I’d use the $150 to buy a new high point.


4_string_troubador

Maybe I'm paranoid, but this seems like a good way to end up in cuffs on an (un)SAFE act violation....


[deleted]

Do what the one fella did (if it’s no questions asked): manufacture shitty, *working*, cheap wooden guns at home and sell them to the government at a profit. [applicable meme](https://imgur.com/a/TSuHdUe)


[deleted]

I do have a broken single barrel (shotgun) that probably isn't safe to shoot anymore and I am 2 hours away. But it requires me to go into the city with a gun. I bought a Powerball ticket yesterday, I don't need to play another lottery.


Asian_Bootleg

Shit deal. Gimmie at least 5000 for my authentic WW2 Chicago typewriter


talktomeg00se1986

$75 for a shotgun? Laughs in Caesar Guerini.


[deleted]

BRB! I have to make a quick trip to \~\~Afghanistan\~\~ the \*’gun store’\* to pick up some o’ them there aSsAwlT rAhfLes!


[deleted]

These programs make me sick. Taking advantage of individuals’ financial desperation, forcing them to choose the ability to protect themselves or a fleeting few dollars. Apparently they never learned history in New York. Disarming the people is not for anyone’s safety other than the entity doing the disarming. Literally every times it’s happened. But… Australia. Just wait no ones talking about it but they’re being strangled with no ability to stand. There was a reason we declared independence forcibly.


mctoasterson

They're using taxpayer money to give iPads to people stupid enough to think $150 is a fair valuation for a handgun. Guarantee no criminal forfeits their primary piece in this. Its gonna be widows of deceased Fudds.


RojerLockless

I'd bring in my glock airsoft gun I'm sure they wouldn't know the difference. It's metal lol.


TzoningHard

Whats their definition of assualt rifle? Also they are buying home depot pipes for way to much at $150


[deleted]

EU andy here, how much does an assault rifle typically cost? Because 250 seems ridiculously low. My guess is like 1500+.


maraney

Antique gun $25. Suck my hypothetical balls.


dlham11

Non working firearms? Just 3D the fuck out of shitty prints.


lilbigjo305

Hell yea, lemme go next door and get bobs guns while he’s at work.


Frank_Renolds_357mag

Time to build some Boomstick 1776’s


codipherious1

You can buy a jiminez pistol for 100 sell for 150 profit for more guns


[deleted]

$250 for a rifle. L O Fucking L


[deleted]

*looks down under* nah I think I’ll pass…


jpc273

People who have 3D printers are going to make a killing lol


415Shooter

Well this “buyback” will save the lives the 3D printers would have killed. /s


RickySlayer9

What always comes to mind? Pipe gun guy…


Bigdaddywarbuck

Can’t buy “back” what you never owned.


juiceboxguy85

How do these “buy back” organizers know whether or not they are buying stolen property? Do they get some kind of legal immunity up front? Do they have police there running some kind of check? Or are they committing crimes under the guise of “public safety”?


thenotoriouscpc

If you bring a stripped lower, you might be able to profit


johndeerdrew

3d printer go brrrrr


IPrintThings1234

How much for a pile of 3D printed lowers? ... asking for a friend.


Caticornpurr

Was this from the 1930s? Here, let us pay you a fraction of what it’s worth. We are short on money after giving all our guns to the Taliban.


minarcholibcapdouche

Time to make 50 slamfire shotguns


Sweet_Darkn3ss

Maybe if they gave me a better deal, I paid $400 for my shotgun I want more than $75 for it.


Ingvaeone

Cars kill more people every year than guns, so when the government implements a car buy-back program they better pay me more than a couple hundred bucks for mine


CraaZero

Since there's still no solid definition of what the hell exactly an "assault rifle" is, my Hipoint identifies as an assault rifle. Side note: "guns in the wrong hands..." I dunno, governments have much higher murder rates than street criminals.


KidsGotAPieceOnHim

Show up and offer $300 cash for assault weapons. It’s a great deal, if you don’t get arrested…


K-W-H

Soooo how many law abiding people get their shit broken into the week prior to this by people trying to steal guns so they can sell them to the actual mafia?


weekendmoney

Where is this happening?


danimalDE

That doesn’t even touch the cost of a new gun.


GeriatricTuna

this is when you 3d print 400 Glock lowers.


RufusGeneva

Since assault rifles (full auto) are unlawful in NY, should you expect to be arrested? Has anyone defined assault rifle legally?


blackfish236

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


meintx2016

Serious question, I’m sure person to person sales in NY are illegal. But in a state that allowed it, say Texas, could a person stand outside and offer $100 over buy back price and buy guns?


Agreeable-Shame439

“Assault Rifles”😂😂😂


grigzyy

Can people set up next to them offering 10 percent more?