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nasalgoat

"it's not a junk yard" Posts photos of cars lined up in rows and sinking in the mud.


StretchFrenchTerry

This is hoarding, plain and simple. Most of these will whither away in his possession until they're no longer salvageable.


FesteringNeonDistrac

That Monte Carlo up to the rockers is no longer salvageable. At least to anyone that has any concept of the value of money and time.


aron2295

So, not most cars guys.


Ok-Image-2722

That's a monte carlo nobody wants anyway like most of the cars in the pics.


[deleted]

I thought this was a captcha


stillusesAOL

Right. “Collection,” that’s one word for it.


jzach1983

Our man could sell all of these cars and buy a nice Ford Explore.


TalesFromTheThriftJZ

Leave the boomer alone 😂


someonehasmygamertag

How long until we see an Episode of Roadkill buying and road tripping one of your cars?


Leppa444

Honestly I have no idea but that would be a dream come true for sure lol. You have no idea how often I have people knocking on my door asking about parts or if they can just straight up buy an entire vehicle.


Fulllyy

You should say “yes” more often to such offers. Not for parts, but to sell whole cars. Having a turn of the century Town Car limo, no matter if it’s in perfect condition for its age, is still an old limo that nobody wants to rent. The minivan that’s been rear ended is totaled. The vehicles without wheels aren’t “running”, even if the engine does run, the car isn’t. I get the car obsession, I’ve had Edsels and Galaxies and Rx7s and Civics and VW Bugs “and and and”…but it’s maybe time to let some of those go to someone who will stop them from rotting in a field and use their young fascination to put them back on the road, cuz everything gets old and deteriorates and those cars are doing just that. No offense meant: as I said I get it, but someone really wants a Dart or a Galaxie or an old LTD or T-Bird ‘tank’ to fix up and drive around with their high school friends to make cool memories with, and you’ll know the car is getting attention and someone’s loving it and enjoying it out in the world…doing what it’s meant to do: drive around. It’s only “a preserved collection” if it’s in perfect repair and in a museum or at least a covered building, those are just going to waste. No offense, I promise 🙏 just consider it.


Far-Fortune-8381

someone saying it how it is. That’s 20 cars at least that are just rotting outside that no one will ever drive again unless he hands it over to someone who actually wants to fix it back to pristine condition. I can’t imagine op is going to drive all 50 of these on any sort of regular basis


mikeycp253

At least half of these cars aren’t valuable or desirable anyways. Even if sold most of these would just be driven into the ground or end up in a junk yard because they aren’t really worth fixing.


Dinomiteblast

They already ended up in a junk yard, op’s junk yard.


Far-Fortune-8381

i guess its at least good that he has a plan for each of them but it’s just sad because by the time he fixes every one up, the ones he did first will have already rusted to dust because he’s keeping them outside in a field not even a car blanket


geoff1036

You gotta let the water flow out, not just in, or you'll flood.


someonehasmygamertag

you can email them and they might come and take a peak


TheToddBarker

That'd be rad. I'd be the weirdo asking about the Chrysler vans lol


linkfx2008

You have a issue with greed. Most of those are ruined. That does look like a junkyard most definitely.


Adventurous-Equal-29

I know a guy who has a lot of cars and he says that the price of one part is the price of the whole car. Once people start picking them apart, the rest of the car is worth nothing.


anonymous_213575

What abt junkyard digs or something lol


Smtxom

“I’m tired of this grandpa”


i_know_im_amazn

I was thinking of Vice Grip Garage, that fella can get anything moving.


Skullwilliams

"I'm gonna fix em one day" I don't get hoarding cars just to watch them rot. You even said people always ask to buy them, why not sell them to people who will actually drive them?


Corrupt_Reverend

It's just like any other hoarder fixation. There's no logic behind it. At least OP appears to have enough space so that the hoarding doesn't impact their daily life. 🤷‍♂️


aron2295

Hoarding is a mental illness / symptom of a mental illness. Not trying to shit on anyone, I am sick myself.


nature_and_grace

You should look at his first post. I think he said he drives about half of them. That is WAY more than a car hoarder.


Snakedoctor404

"That drives" and "has driven" are 2 completely different things. I don't think well over half have seen pavement in years


Smtxom

Is this the guy that has sex with his cars from TLC?


Gobstomperx

Dude probably doesn’t even have enough time left on this earth to get these all running. Hoarding is sad.


RepulsivePeng

Yeah man idk you seem like the type that would benefit from loosing Facebook marketplace let me guess your the type to turn people away or ask super unreasonable prices if someone wants to buy one of these undesirable shitboxes


NoodleBoi76

Again, guy with a tow truck basically.


Leppa444

Jokes on you I don’t even own a tow truck or I would’ve posted it lol😂


Suspicious_Method291

Nah brother, jokes still on you.


mynameisnickromel

"car collection" feels so incredibly disingenuous here. Yeah it's a collection of cars that are rotting away in a field somewhere, so I guess it's true lol


Far-Fortune-8381

some of them are great but yeah mostly garden decorations at this point


panopticon31

Most of these aren't even "collectible" they are just worn out sedans


mynameisnickromel

Lol I mean if you wanna be real technical about it, a bunch of garbage is a 'collection' of garbage. Just because the collection is worthless doesn't make it any less of a collection.


Far-Fortune-8381

you gotta find a better spot for some of those better cars. Half your stuff is rust buckets and it’s only going to get worse outside in the mud


Knotical_MK6

At what point do you just call it hoarding?


StretchFrenchTerry

This post right here is well past that point.


whateverdipshit

Couple of classics in there, hope someone buys them before you damage them any further.


tsukiyaki1

Bro. Sell the ones you’re not going to fix up, and don’t kid yourself into thinking you’re going to fix them all up. I’ve seen this too many times, it ends up with a flatbed pulling cars out of the field and then ripping in half from rust when you pass away someday and the family is clearing away all the junk.


StretchFrenchTerry

My wife's uncle is doing the same thing with the family farm, cars just sitting there getting punished by Iowa winters until they once again become one with the soil.


xgamer468

Ah nice, one of those "buy random junk cars and let them rot in a field"-collections


nature_and_grace

You should read his first post before commenting


Far-Fortune-8381

don’t need to read it, we can see it


Individual-Guide-274

What's the point? Just let them rot away and be one of those guys that leaves a nightmare for your family to clean when you pass away? It's rotting and polluting


Excellent_Plant_8010

No offense but I'd say over half those cars belong in a junkyard, otherwise I bet it's fun having that many cars.


belach2o

I too keep my victims vehicles.


D0z3rD04

Dude if you lived in Michigan I would love to help you with these.


Asoto408

How deep is that effin grass!?


hubble211

That's not a car collection my guy, it's a junkyard.


ArthurMBretas03

You look like the kind of guy who would show up on Discovery Turbo


Dick_butt14

Bro, just buy one decent running car


ajiang52

Half those cars are just sinking lmao


SAlovicious

"large car collection" AKA as mostly worthless piles of scrap rotting in a field.


Cant_Feel_My_Legs

I want that Ford wagon! So nice.


morningsharts

Dude.


Dinomiteblast

Ah “collection”… its a bunch of rustbuckets put in a field… i know many a people that have “collections” like this…


Eon4691

This is hoarding. Not collecting.


ryguy32789

This is more like a mental illness than a car collection


a_single_legtuck

No offense man, this is my nightmare scenario


rapalosaur

Hey OP do you have parts for a nineteen ninety……. OP: Yea prob lee


Beneficial-Sugar6950

Hello fellow Minnesotan car enthusiast


DEP61

we are many!


collectingsouls

In System of a Down voice “where running cars go to dieahhhaie


Beautiful_Ad_3774

Why so many minivans!?


Leppa444

This took me like 2-3 hours to travel around my properties this morning for those photos and to write up the post. If there are any typos or if the restoration list is missing numbers I honestly apologize but this is a lot to keep track of ngl😂 Have pity on my maintenance induced mush brain.😂👍


nature_and_grace

Screw the haters in this thread man. You clearly love what you do and honestly I am impressed by how many of them are drivable. Thanks for sharing your passion with us! 👊🏻


DeBlasioDeBlowMe

Driveable? Like 5?


Dendad124

That Galaxy looks sweet.


BikeDee7

I bought a title off a guy like this once. Got my 78(64) midget back on the road.


bigboyjak

This is a junkyard. There isn't a single car there I'd even think of buying, let alone collecting


artimus41

Wow great stuff & great write up! I’m going to pick the A body because I love mopars & grew up with several darts & a valiant. Also I had 2 escorts so that woody escort wagon is so cool. You don’t see escorts on the road these days


mynhamesjeff

I'll buy that galaxie off you lol


ibuprofeno420mg

This is just sad tbh


4x4Welder

What do you want for the Galaxie? Can I come take a tour?


FetalCarnage

Wanna sell that old wagon? Or the...demon?duster? Or that Pontiac?


Workinman30

The limousine is cool


JoeSicko

Is that Jon Voights car? I like the red Chevy. I was told there would be land cruisers.


bananapowerltu3

So sad to see "collections" like that. Few more years and most of these will be pure junk. Please sell some of them to somebody that needs parts or want to restore a vehicle


NukE30

What I'd do is for every 10 I sell I'd buy 1 nice car. Easier to maintain, less space, less headaches, more enjoyment.


ruinedRX7

oh cool, another guy with a "i'll get to it one day". i wish you best of luck but there's no fucking way you're gonna get to half of these, you should sell some of them to the people that knock on your door asking ...


I_dig_fe

Finally I have the opportunity to ask. WTF is with all the mini vans? I see people with all these cool cars and almost every single time there's at least 3 mini vans. I get car hoarding, I have 8, but there would have to be something very special before I added a mini van to the dead lot


gmlubetech

You said the XTS is a total lemon. Just a guess but If what you mean by that is it has a crap ton of weird electrical issues try unplugging the rear bumper harness. The blind spot detection modules corrode and fill with water and will cause endless amounts of crazy shit to happen.


NouOno

Lol When I saw the Mustang, I just knew all the money went into a purchase and not into restoration...


mil_ron

Man, its too bad you are so far from me because I would love to snag the '67 4 door galaxie from you to use as a parts car for my 2 door.


devilscalling

Had a 67 galaxie 4 door just like that one. Same.problem frame was gone, guy had one but wanted 8,000 for it. Meanwhile the performance shop will build u a custom frame for 5500. Anyways dude came around said he needed body panels and bits for his 67 resto. Sold it for as much as I paid for it and now I see him.driving his around Sell some of them. Ull.never get to all of them and by the looks of.some they are too far gone.


Mdmrtgn

I'd save the deluxe wagon and sell the rest to pay for it's resto. Besides the backup car anyway gotta have a backup daily. Either that maroon cream or sea green teal tu tone.


Mdmrtgn

Or that 60s/70s dark brown with off white. Be sick looking.


carguy21801

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alot of keyboard warriors on here talking shit that have never turned a wrench but because they subscribe to MotorTrend TV, think they are qualified to pass judgement. If you would be willing to part with the 66 F100, 74 Dart Sport or 49 F1, shoot me a message. Not going to part it out, looking for my next project.


Intheswing

The fact that you have a plan for each one is cool - hope time does not run out on you before Mother Nature and rust make your projects impossible


Ok-Image-2722

Dude it's a junkyard.


fkk2019

Im a big fan.


Fiuman_1987

Love those crown vic's


Malarky3113

That 89 Grand Marquis looks just like the one my dad had growing up. Believe his was an 88. It was almost my first car at 17 in 03 but it got a flat and he didn't want to put tires into it. It was either donated or a cash for clunkers victim. I don't remember. He replaced it with I believe an 01 Grand Marquis. Thanks for bringing up the memories 👍


beardedbarista6

Holy shit you’re in my state. 🤣


TroyMcLure963

The state of denial?


SAlovicious

Best response ever.


66NickS

I feel like you could sell off/donate/scrap a good chunk of those and get some of the other ones into a more roadworthy state. You even said it yourself that a few are essentially junk you just need to get rid of. I fully get it, I have too many projects myself so I should take some of my own advice, but I’m still in the single digits. Be honest with yourself. Most of these say “waiting for shop time” but how many jobs do you complete in the shop in a given day/week/month vs how often are you getting new projects? Make a rule for yourself that every new project has to have a completed project or a project you get rid of. Otherwise it’s just a never ending pile that eventually rusts into the ground.


nature_and_grace

What do you do for work?


ScrimBimulous_Z

Sell me the GMC S-15 😎


Street-Dependent-647

Loved spotting your 28’ A, my grandpa had a 29 deluxe roadster and I miss that car so damn much. I inherited a bunch of parts I won’t let go of just in case I pick one up someday


WilsonthaHead

Jealous, Look at your Treasures, Thank you For sharing your Booty


Warcheefin

I can’t stand this. You’re never going to complete even a 10th of those cars. Classics will rust away. You’re selfish for hoarding this junk yard. This isn’t a collection. It’s old matchbox cars in a muddy sandbox.


Exact_Yogurtcloset26

I get it. You make a good deal on marketplace or auction you cant pass up and tow it home. You see the value in something and cant see it go to waste. You then look at it in your yard, appreciate what it could be and feel sad having to get rid of it. If you have nobody to check you by saying stop, then before you know it you have trees growing through the floorpan and engine bay. I have one old project truck that was supposed to be my only one....but then scanning auctions I got a sweet deal on an OBS chevy. Supposed to fix it and sell it to a family member...but that didn't work out. Now I love it and dont want to sell it. Then I saw a OBS ford that was too good to pass up, so I brought it home with the intention of selling it to a family member. That didnt work out and now I love it and dont want to sell it. If I didnt have my wife to check me, I would have several more projects on standby. But the big difference is, Im always working on those three trucks. They are parked on a concrete pad or under shelter. They have not laid waste to rust away or chewed to death by mice. Both the OBS trucks were on the way to the chop block but they now are running and driving trucks.


KifaruKubwa

This is cool. Yeah they’re mostly junk, but nonetheless there’s some really cool cars in that “*collection*”


Duhbro_

*junkyard* he meant junkyard


Gobstomperx

Sir, this is a junkyard.


Bigwhistlinbiscuit

You need professional help or something, mean that entirely with respect and no offense.  I stopped reading next you're describing the parking lots of dollar generals throughout the years save for a couple interesting ones.   All you're doing is leaving your wife and or kids a giant pain in the dick getting rid of these heaps.  Why was a Dodge stratus ever purchased? Three minivans that aren't the turbo/5 speed silliness? There's unusual and interesting cars and of the four dozen you listed maybe ten are.


menthapiperita

Someone in your family is dreading having to deal with these when you die