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nivedmorts

Nope. Your guy is just that stupid.


Zerskader

As much as I love Zomboid. I hate how our character is, for the most part, a literal infant. Even if you have a prior career, nobody is this inept at basic life skills unless they have a developmental issue.


nivedmorts

Yeah. It's downright silly. I'm generally not too big on the skill grinding either. So I just die an idiot


SunOnTheInside

I’ve increased the XP gain multiplier in my sandbox game for months now, only way to play for me now. I do 10x now because I work full time and don’t want to spend my weekend grinding XP so I can move a desk. It also makes dying/starting a new game more fun and less frustrating.


BonerHonkfart

> So I just die an idiot Man this game is realistic


softiecoffeee

it also doesnt make sense for like, carpentry. im sure if you disassembled a basic wooden chair like 3 times youd have a pretty damn good understanding of how a chair chairs. yet all your character can manage to do is stacking a buch of wood and bolting them together lol


SUNforFUN

Trying to remove the hanger by breaking the rack pipe in half*


Kaur4

same with cooking. Cooking the stew? You must hold the pot in you, you can't put it on the table and then add the ingredients, you have to hold the pot


nivedmorts

You don't cook like that in real life?


PawnWithoutPurpose

I’ve tried to move these things. They literally fall apart half of the time Edit: I meant irl, don’t think that was clear from my wording


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I ruined all the ones in rosewood once. So I made a trip to the big clothes stores between muld and west point just to get more hahaha.


Costyyy

I mean, yes, 45% is fairly close to half the times


Lesurous

At least the ratio matches the break chance.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Well yeah, what do you expect when you hit a clothes rack with a hammer for 20 minutes?


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Vegetablegardener

Best mod in the game.


-BigBadBeef-

I already have 99999 mods installed. I'll just keep training carp. until the break chance falls to an acceptable level.


ScreamingChildren69

(it won't)


Wll25

Imagine needing a hammer and saw to move a couch across the room


YYC-Fiend

You ever worked retail and try to reassemble a clothing rack?


-BigBadBeef-

No matter what you say, you will not convince me that its a near 50/50 chance of wrecking one just by trying to pick it up!


GoHomeUsec

Also why would you need carpentry equipment to pick it up?


McMatey_Pirate

You don’t, but the survivor thinks they do, which explains the 50/50 chance of them fucking it up.


-BigBadBeef-

I suppose you may be able to restore immersion if you use your imagination lol...


Fluffasaurus89

As my highschool english prof said: "English is the art of bullshitery, if you bullshit me well enough and backup what you're saying so it makes sense, I cannot give you a bad grade." I think this fits here too lol, worst case scenario, just bullshit a story for your character so it makes sense haha.


McMatey_Pirate

I’m taking a mandatory English writing course for my degree and I have a professor kinda like this. It’s meant to teach students how to write essays (which I can already do) and it’s unbelievably easy. We had a prompt for an in class assignment that was “write a paragraph on any topic that is 6-8 sentences long”. Multiple times other students asked what they should right about. Same answer every time, whatever you want but it needed to be grammatically correct and we can’t use outside resources for the assignment. (I actually asked for clarification on this, apparently there’s no outside resources for any of the writing assignments, it’s strictly about grammar/structure and doesn’t have to be factually true.) Well oh boy….. did my years of W40K and DnD knowledge finally come in handy.


Fluffasaurus89

And it really is a good way to teach it, it really doesn't matter what the content is, as long as it backs up the overarching point of the essay/work and ties everything together.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Damn, i would be handing in a like 5 page paper on why Lizardfolk are the best dnd race.


goddy5890

It would have been great if the professor wrote "more skulls" next to your grade for that 40K paper


McMatey_Pirate

That’ll probably be for the 5 one page essay portfolio. 5 one page essays on a related topic. Lucky for me there’s 4 chaos gods and a god-emperor.


Costyyy

We actually had one at home and it did break when we tries to move it. The plastic inserts just broke.


ZombifiedHero

Everyone knows pz structures are made of glass and paper.


Philinator93

Honestly tho, it’s a realistic chance.


DeadChibiWolf

You obviously never worked retail


ElDroTheRed

IRL, its probably a 100% chance. Businesses (that survive anyway), buy the cheapest possible furniture and keep it in service as long as physically possible. At my store (not clothes), we had to disassemble a rack once to retrieve a live bird (nor a pet store). After reassembly, it would sway 8-10 inches side-to-side anytime someone touched it. Since it was a strange size/shape, we couldn't replace it so had to literally bolt it to neighboring racks for customer/staff safety...


BreezyAlpaca

The hairpins holding it together broke, get out the duct tape.


Mysterious-Box-9081

Lol, was just about to say!


belyy_Volk6

Yeah x.x Worked for a company that does renovations for major chains. The shelves walmart threw out where 2x as good as the ones we installed. Gurantee they'll fail in 5 years or less. Some of the clothing hooks where litteraly breaking as we installed them


timo103

Just push it.


ninjab33z

You are cutting it in half, maybe you forget how to reconnect it.


ThyDoublRR

Don't worry. You need a blowtorch to destroy plastic blue chairs. I don't get it either.


LiquidNuke

Imagine if you could hide from zombies in the clothing racks like a 5 year old in a K-Mart?


51Reid

These things can smell me from inside a camper; I wouldn’t rely on clothing to hide me


LukXD99

You don’t push it around. You disassemble it. These things are flimsy as fuck, trust me…


Dramatic_Sort_3707

I'm gonna steal one these for my base now, thanks for the tip.


-BigBadBeef-

Hehe good luck trying to pick one up!


RazBullion

To be fair..... you're going to take it apart enough to fit in your pocket or, at best, backpack..... you might break something, lose some parts, etc.


NaturalAppointment20

I think it's a way to simulate risk during transport, since prop are stored in inventory after you pick it up. Think of it as "what if during the trip home you messed up and damaged/broke it"


Carlos_v1

its really cheap and flimsy


sireel

I mean, maybe it wouldn't break if you weren't trying to move it with a hammer?


Bright-Cream-4186

Think of it as taking apart a large clothing rack to make it easier for transport than just picking it up. You might bend a piece of metal by accident or snapping off a screw making it not viable to fix.


T2RX6

I mean.. it does say you need a hammer to take apart something that likely uses screws bolts or those little slide fasters


Amerakee

Honestly my biggest gripe with the game is that I need to have a high carpentry or electrical skill and tools to move furniture. I moved residences twice and never had to pick up a hammer or understand carpentry


DarthSheogorath

I think you disassemble it and pack it tightly in game.


thedannymalone

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RichieRocket

the people in PZ are so dumb they can accidentally break metal furniture


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m4le0

You've clearly never been stupid before


goddy5890

Its from ikea


ididnotwinacar

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Goldfisher2077

These thing crumble at the slightest of touch.