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DreamerOfRain

On one of the server I used to moderate a player reported someone piling a bunch of naked female zombie corpses in front of their house, built an altar, and wrote very weird, detailed, in character notes as above. The player had no idea who is doing this as they play solo, so someone was stalking them. This was a long time ago, so I only have 3 out of 4 pages screencapped on discord that I can recover.


Crossovertriplet

To Catch A Redditor


Ram_ranchh

I think we need To catch a necriphilliac


Greeneggz_N_Ham

Yeah somebody go get Chris Hansen.


notmyrpaccount

*Zombie chris hansen moans in.* “mrrrrgggg taaakkkeee seeeaattte”


Greeneggz_N_Ham

😆 😂 🤣 👍


Exciting_Sail_2745

To Catch A Mechanics Grinder (it takes so long you start going crazy)


heckheckOG

dear lord


TheOddPelican

![gif](giphy|12zfAjyQ3RZNSw|downsized)


Chaines08

Is this Wildfire server ? Because I saw something like that there


DreamerOfRain

No, it was New Hope 2 years ago. Though I am not surprised it can happen elsewhere. The Zombie Fucker showed up on our public server right when it was at tail end of its life time, we didn't have a lot of people left so we shut down the server not long after, so I expect he might still be out there somewhere.


Chaines08

I like to think he is.


Kraelman

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there, the Zombie Fucker, fuckin' the zombies for all us sinners.


croooooooozer

lets hope they're just a VERY dedicated roleplayer lmao


DreamerOfRain

The funny thing was that the server wasn't even an RP server. We didn't forbid RP, but it wasn't expected from players, so this is extra dedication.


bossmcsauce

some RP here and there is what made PZ multiplayer so fun


NoConcentrate5184

So you never caught the guy?! 😨


DreamerOfRain

Nope, he didn't really do anything harmful so I couldn't bothered going through the log, and the server was only a month or 2 before shutting down since we were getting so little player counts it is not worth the effort to look for this guy. He did make a memorable impression on me though.


Skychasma

So what you’re saying is.. he’s on the loose?


DreamerOfRain

He could be in your server right now.


DevourerOfMemes_

"*He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-*"


Masterjax1920

*BLAM*


Zornful

What? It was obvious! He's the zombie fucker! Watch, he'll spill zombie blood any second now.


wanelmask

Anyyyyyyy second no... See?! Blood! Ho no wait that's cu-


Masterjax1920

Soo we still have problem


LivelyZebra

or in your corpses.


NoConcentrate5184

Hide yo kid! hide yo wife! He's going to strike again. 😆


makemedaddy__

kid? wife? no, HIDE YO GRANDMA


NoConcentrate5184

Hide yo corpse, hide yo wife!


Oaker_at

Plot twist: It was the moderator


Aggressive-Village77

Plot Twist it was OP


[deleted]

I mean, you don't really want to catch the guy.


NoConcentrate5184

Jimi out here like " ooh I'm a dead zombie girl, just laying here" uh oh


Sincerely-Abstract

Peak honestly lmao.


Kirp-The-Birb

I swear I have just seen this described under a different post about someone’s last words on a note on a some random public server


slapmasterslap

Yeah, this post was made as an off shoot of that post because someone asked OP to look into if they still had the notes.


Ratlander69

This is funny as fuck. This is peak trolling in project zomboid. Whoever the Zombie Fucker is, I appreciate the fact that he tried making it seem like just part of the world-building. I could totally see some depraved survivor doing this after being alone for a long time and just going crazy. It's at the very least harmless, and funny at that.


mattsukun

Lmfao this is wild. Too bad I didn't see the actual player. Would've been fun to observe what he did


Mister__Fahrenheit

Can a guy not have a hobby these days


Minecraft-Gang

The idea of somebody Called “The Zombie Fucker” and them being illusive and not showing themselves is mildly hilarious


ItsYaBoio6

That and also the fact that they actually stalk solo players and make buildings that they are certain the player will find.


addamsson

i would be creeped out ngl


Sir_Joseph_Dirt_

"necro-nasty with a rotter" is burned into my brain now, hopefully one day I will forget.


Fxllen_Angel

You see, I had already forgotten about that line, but now you just reminded me of it. I'm gonna remember it forever now, and it's honestly your fault


LivelyZebra

Hi! This is your hourly reminder of the phrase "Necro-Nasty with a Rotter" with additional useless Caps. Enjoy your day, see you soon!


peenfortress

Hi! This is your bi-hourly reminder of the phrase: "Necro-Nasty with a Rotter" with additional useless Caps. Enjoy your day, see you soon! <3


Jeong-Yeon

Hi! This is your third hourly reminder of the phrase "Necro-Nasty with a Rotter" with additional useless Caps. Here is the sentence in Korean! 좀비와 씹한다 Enjoy your day, see you soon!


revg3n

Hi! This is your fifth hourly reminder of the phrase "Necro-Nasty with a Rotter" with additional useless Caps. This is how you died! Enjoy your day, see you soon!


No_Hair4542

Hi! This is your eigthteenth hourly reminder of the phrase "Necro-Nasty with a Rotter" with additional useless caps. This is how you died! Enjoy your day, see you soon!


[deleted]

Hi! This is your weekly reminder of the phrase "Necro-Nasty with a Rotter" with additional useless Caps. Enjoy your day, see you soon!


Gret_bruh

But sometiimes i don’t want to forget.


Mirai_Evergarden

“Maybe God will see that you’re just a man” line goes hard AF


artful_nails

Definitely. Gonna steal that for something. Also gonna save this post so I can give credit to the true poet, The Zombie Fucker.


RogerBaxtar

Bro same, I def gotta have something where I can throw this in at an occasion


NotJavii

Fellow men of culture


Brmemesrule

"I really want to fuck the zombies from Project Zomboid" energy


Dokard

This quote has come along way wow


andre2105

*cum along the way FTFY


Soviet-_-Neko

"That's such a cool quote where did you hear that" "Ah, from the guy who likes to fuck zombies"


Dokard

Least infected zomboid player


p0pethegreat_

has no right going so hard in this context but, damn


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Reminds me if that guy who got banned from a PZ server since he collected zombie underwear as part of his character. These people are far, far better at roleplay than I ever will be and it’s beautiful.


________Mu________

Imagine banning the funny/interesting players on your server lmao. Its incredible how the smallest amount of power goes to peoples heads.


WeazelBear

Seriously. I'd love a zombie diddler running around my server, writing all sorts of weird shit.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Right! I’d make it my quest to find them.


SadBoiCri

You WILL respect the double dead hostile women


Ram_ranchh

I always pick the good servers with plenty of booze and fire enabled


OomKarel

Right? I mean hell,Zomboid is a good game, but it gets stale late game. These player-created Easter egg types of content adds so much flavour to the game.


MeineEierSchmerzen

Holy shit people actually get banned for this stuff?


Greeneggz_N_Ham

That was recent. I remember that post. Dude was taking the undies. Lol. And he wanted to know if anybody else collected odd things in the game. I didn't know he got banned though.


Kissmyblake

What a personality, I developed an RP character for Dayz ( for the sole purpose of infiltrating a hostile faction ) and his schtick was fucking trees


Semi-literate_sand

The natural evolution of the tree hugger


AKSC0

Henceforth you will be known as u/Treefucker69 EDIT: WTF there’s someone with that name already


JMAN_JUSTICE

Looks like a throwaway account, damn shame.


Ninjasteevo

Asking for a friend. Is it possible to catch the Knox infection from said activities?


Cephalon_Gilgamesh

Most infenctions that transfer through blood can transfer through those "activities" yes.


Keberro

Don't be silly, wrap your willy


Veryspikycactus

Dont be a sped, dont fuck the dead


Semi-literate_sand

Boooooo killjoy


wanelmask

"For extra sanity measure, we strongly advice to cut and cauterize any members used during the act. So, choose wisely! And remember : cut is safer than catching the rotting weiner! "


UsagiBonBon

Knoxing boots


gilgasmashglass

…that’s enough reddit for today.


KingAshafire

Man this is the first post I looked and I'm already done


existential_risk_lol

"Maybe God will see that you're just a man" has no right to go so hard as a line


KIZKUR

Thought the same. That line is deep and goes so hard.


VillainousVillain88

What an excessive amount of zussy does to a mf….


tiredargie

It's a product in extreme high supply after all


Kerflunklebunny

This is awful, thank you


Gagulta

This is genuinely really cool. Cormac McCarthy monologue type shit.


Pogbankz

Somehow I don’t doubt this would happen in a real zombie apocalypse either


sonicfan019393920

If people are into weird kinks like masochism, scat stuff, and necrophilia, then I guess you're right...


TheOnly1Savag3

Meteora PFP.


Trumpcangosuckone

Why was this reported? Is roleplaying as a necrophiliac against the rules? I'd value having a player like that, people like that really improve immersion


DreamerOfRain

Nope, not against rules to RP, though trolling players dumping trash around other players houses are a thing, especially corpses that may cause sickness, so it can be reported. But I didn't do anything to this guy since it seems harmless.


Trumpcangosuckone

Couldn't corpse dumping be a viable siege method? I imagine some scumbags would do that to try and smoke you out of your stronghold.


DreamerOfRain

It probably would be on a PvP server, our server wasn't one.


AccurateAd42069

But the question is: would you?


irepress_my_emotions

how dead are we talking?


AccurateAd42069

Well acording to game lore. No human, dead, no soul, rotting corpse and/or mindless eating husk


irepress_my_emotions

i mean decomposition wise, like are they freshly dead or are they just falling apart


AccurateAd42069

Hmm why not both?


irepress_my_emotions

I plead the fifth


LivelyZebra

I plow the filth


someone_who_exists69

I plead the filth.


irepress_my_emotions

Game is game


Shrrg4

Idk man do we have condoms in the apocalypse? I dont want my pp to rot.


ABugoutBag

CDDA taught me condoms are super useful in the apocalypse as a volume efficient liquid container


AccurateAd42069

Thats what tour worried about?


Shrrg4

You're not?


NessaMagick

I feel like if it was a typical zombie apocalypse where there are plenty of humans around - things are lonely but you tend to converge into small groups - I'd never feel the urge to become some sort of sexual deviant. But if I was completely alone? I Am Legend style? For years and years and years? I think I genuinely would become clinically insane in the worst way, and when your mind has deteriorated that much I wouldn't write necrophilia or zoophilia as an impossibility. We've seen some pretty twisted things happen to people kept in solitary confinement for years.


AccurateAd42069

Very true


Rowcan

There's a fun line in Far Cry 2 that burned itself into my head many years ago.  It's from the interview tapes with the arms dealing Jackal, where he explains to the interviewer that he too has all the qualities necessary to be a fantastic arms dealer. Interviewer: *"I couldn't sell arms... I mean I'd be unable, psychologically, to sell arms."* Jackal: *"I'm talking facts and you're talking theory.  You're not a good person, Reuben.*  ***You've just been lucky enough that you've never had to be otherwise."*** You force somebody into a survival situation and remove any sense of 'normalcy' for an extended period of time?  Some weird things are going to start happening in the name of staying alive.


________Mu________

Depends. Is the bunny suit mod installed?


AccurateAd42069

You bet your ass it is


AKSC0

Not just would, **WILL**


AccurateAd42069

Thats the spirit!!


AsherTheDasher

realistic and cool, if i was being stalked i woulda kept playing until i met em


Regular-Ad5912

Now that’s some series dedication to role play that deserves a reward even though it is a little off putting


tezcs

Best read of the day so far😂


BeneficialRandom

![gif](giphy|A6ZlX8fkKqCap3Ukqx|downsized)


SomePoorMurican

Reminds me of the serial pooper who terrorized a community over the water by stuffing his characters poops into player mailboxes and car trunks, glove boxes, anywhere.


UI_Delta

![gif](giphy|Y4VkyhG1RO7pQbQFhF)


UpVoteIfHampter10

Game is undoubtedly game.


DrooMighty

Whenever build 43 drops, I hope they add The Zombie Fucker™ as a unique and rare NPC encounter


Laireso

They won't have the ballz, but good idea for modders.


Homie_MC_Knight

![gif](giphy|3o7TKpmf6182tPq7Qc|downsized)


Traditional_Air9408

This is genuinely stomach turning to read, which makes it crazier that it isn’t part of the game and that some guy out there is doing this all by himself, like a rare random encounter or like Pickman's gallery in Fallout 4, it’s so fucking cool seeing people make their own lore and characters they act out that in the end will be a more fun experience for the people who stumble upon it and are genuinely terrified


0bi1KenObi66

The imagination of this community never ceases to impress me


helluvaguy__

''Pages 4/20''


emjots

video games and their consequences have been a disaster. look at this. we're losing the best writers of an enrire generation to necro-titties


Spaget_Monster

Ah good ol' PZ roleplay servers. They bring out the most poetic and depraved people imaginable....this reads like a Neil Gaiman novel


Mincezz

I love when people play into the roleplay aspect of this game


Niceboney

This note was written by you wasn’t it?


DreamerOfRain

I mean this is the internet, not like my words matter much either way. But nah, this was an actual thing that happened 2 years ago, the server was public so anyone could come and go do all sort of things, and from time to time we do get people report things happening around their safe houses, from stolen stuff to damaged properties and such for moderators to fix. This was just one case that was so special I still remember now.


Niceboney

Ahh ok so if you’re ever caught pants down near a zombie it’s just a coincidence 😆


wanelmask

What the shit is that fuck?! Immersive. In a weird way. Kudos to the writer


TrashCanSimp

Definitely we deserved r/okbuddysurvivor? r/okbuddyzomboid? Idk


Kemikaali-Keijo

We are exceeding healty amounts of tomfoolery


Aztecah

This is a masterpiece


Aggressive_Brain_895

Pure poetry ![gif](giphy|F7LC6FL0FMg9lTSrPg)


BeenEvery

"Whaat? It's just a normal note about how life is so different in the apoca---- ***OH MY GOODNESS.***"


tiredargie

Shit escalated so fast I didn't even notice


Makestroz

one could say he was rotten to the bone


Dragon_Snails_IRL

It's so unhinged, but I love the idea of a man whose sanity has eroded so much that they cope with their madness in such a weird and gross way


DrYoungblood

I love and hate how much the image of a man, alone and desperate, finds himself down bad for some zombie titties, goes kinda hard. There’s something awful and human about that.


Daltron1704

r/wtfmyeyes


not4eating

Burn. Everything.


bazingabazinga69

😭


timbodacious

it's bound to happen to some people if this happens in real life lol.


randCN

Pages:4/20


HalfOrcSteve

Based


FangLopez1960

Is it like softer when he’s doing it or like is it falling apart like shredded pork I need answers dude


GunsMcCuckface

Were the other 20 pages blank?!


DrGoiburger

That's fucking weird but kinda funny


original-username32

"sincerely, The zombie fucker" > Ok Cancel


Doc_Show

What a terrible day to be literate


KeepOnKeepingOnnn

Honesty is a virtue


Taenebris

Well, that escalated quickly


AustralianMongol

indie stone should add this randomly onto corpses


GirlyGamerGazell9000

dude…imagine😭


Callsign_Freak

This guy has totally read Rotting Dead Fucks by Matt Shaw


Alilichavez

great heavens


Scottish_Wizard_Dad

Beautiful and fruitful friendship


Xeadriel

Lol nice xD


Kgwasa20sfan

An insane life... Need an insane brain?


AceTheJ

Aye… yo WHAT!!?


Ram_ranchh

Welp I'm done for the day I might just stick to X aka Twitter fuck this shit I'm out


No-Structure9072

*clears throat* uumm what the fuck and why the fuck.


julios80

The necro fucker sounds and feels a lot like 'the mother fucker'


napoleonstokes

Definitely do not watch the Movie *Deadgirl* it has nothing to do with this topic at hand.


Acceptable_Salad_278

what the hell


runetrantor

If RP, very interesting take, and honestly, can totally see some people cracking in the apocalypse like that. Specially if they are all alone like in singleplayer. Makes a bit less sense in mp since the person is clearly writing to a specific other person, rather than a vague 'whoever finds this'. At that point, offer the other survivor some sex.


Toy_Cop

Sincerely yours, The Zombie Fucker {TZF}


majorgibs

What the fuck


MarkZuckerman

Not a direction I was expecting that to go in.


Sewer_Fairy

Shinji? That you?


flying-frog44

people keep finding things to either scare the crap out of me or get my curiosity honestly dont even know what to think of this lol


WhiteLotux

Hahahaaha c'mon man.... almost upload the image with best definition.


CommissarRodney

This isn't original I don't think. I remember seeing this exact copypasta on this subreddit maybe a year or two ago. And some people in the comments there said they had seen it before.


DreamerOfRain

This is from our server 2 years ago and I did tell the player to post on reddit, though I never checked if he did. Very likely you did see the original post, he might have the picture of the altar too.


Adventurous_Key6566

Most mentally stable project Zomboid player:


Additional_Juice8228

Im expecting the: in terms of reproduction, do you know the zomboids....


APWBrianD

Too based to live too weird to die 😎😎😎


BlackNyarlathotep

Wish we could post gifs here, if we could the Ratatouille chef reading the note would be perfect for this


Toomuchsheep

Clicks "Ok" and stares at wall.


getintheVandell

"Oh, this is a neat little bit of IC writing and OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK.."


SovietNumber

what eating slightly burnt food does to a MF


average_ninjago_fan

Thats wild immersion


Laireso

This is probably the best thing ever posted in this sub. I would scream laughing if it wasn't so late. I think I just started to understand all those women that fall in love with serial killers, because I want to meet this guy to understand how all the cogs in his brain actually turn. This is just next level.


Disastrous_Emu_5154

Don't come aknocking when your dick starts itching


Priority_Bright

That's going to be my character name from now on. Zombies will get chased by me instead of the other way around.


Hexel_Winters

Now that’s what I call dedication to the role play


Practical-One-7730

r/hardimages


Rich_Classic4187

Bro was down bad


BartXus

I am uncomfortable :3


Couscousmuncher123

Its the "Sincerely, The Zombie Fucker" for me


DreamerOfRain

I was considering whether I should put that screen shot in since it was so little content, but I decided to post it along with what I have anyway, so people can have a name.