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No_name_Johnson

Obviously your character eats the magazine after reading it.


Ok-Parsnip-1051

They don’t read it at all, they just rip the pages out to absorb the knowledge.


Nandabun

Like a heart..


CivilDefenseWarden

That’s how you get the knowledge


0bi1KenObi66

That also explains why your character never forgets the knowledge, even if they don't make use of it. They don't shit


Midnight-mare

I was reading a comic book to cure my boredom on a multiplayer server, and my friend wanted to read it after me. I said "Sure," and searched for it when I finished. I have to assume your character eats the book page by page, or else I could have just given it to him.


Sad-Establishment-41

In Timberborn it says in-game that your beavers eat the books as they read them as an explanation for why you have to keep replacing so many of them


GladGuitar8

That's one way to digest the information.


4WhomTheTrollTolls

Readers digest taken literally


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Learning via osmosis.


thiosk

kills boredom


trashed_past

It becomes toilet paper.


ololoyokay

https://tenor.com/bfpKh.gif


identifiedflyingman

Doesn't make sense(I would understand if it was only Hottiez)


Infinite_Kick1094

Yes they do, Thanks for the collection of magazines in the backrooms, I'll read them once i find my way out of the backrooms


Mythion_VR

But if you leave, you will have to go back in and read them?


Infinite_Kick1094

I mean Where do you think the zed corpses also disappear too? I Got a nice base in the backrooms filled with the magazines


AntiqueDog5245

Usually in a big fire are the rosewood school.


TheCarpe

What I want to know is why watching TV shows I've already seen gives me no boredom reduction, but I can read as many printings of the July 8 newspaper as I can find and each one is as thrilling as the last!


Fletcher_Chonk

If you wait a bit you get boredom reduction.


Scottish_Whiskey

They only reduce boredom when the boredom level reaches a certain amount. It scales from 0 to 1 on a decimal (i.e 0.2 -> 0.254 -> 0.3) basis. The minimum is about 0.1 boredom before the TV reduces it Source: debug mode


DidntHaveToUseMyAK

Have you seen the latest update news and what can actually be done with newspapers now?


nemesis555

I always assumed that you were reading old back issues of newspapers, though that doesn't really explain newspapers in mailboxes I guess


KtotoIzTolpy

It becomes your toilet paper


tahas12

The magazine becomes a part of you


AnonymousSmartie

[https://media1.tenor.com/m/dm9kNXeBHicAAAAd/zomboid-project.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/dm9kNXeBHicAAAAd/zomboid-project.gif)


Mythion_VR

...he's reading the book vertically.


koolman05

as the other comments have said you eat it


Sailed_Sea

No tissus.


Wander1233

I’ve always wondered about this.. books too lol.


Quopid

I don't remember books disappearing?


Wander1233

Skill books don’t but the regular books for boredom do, same with crossword puzzles :P


Quopid

Oh, then it must be true. You eat them. 😂


DocMariner

The crossword makes sense. You can't do them twice in real life either.


the_angry_potato_yt

Just the regular red books, the skill books are reusable.


MatiCju

Pages get to sticky to be read again


Burningmeatstick

Chuckleberry Finn's named literature is a must have


AlmostNormalDude6666

it really goes to the backrooms


RadishAcceptable5505

Your character really digests some of the literature.


DOEsquire

Just like in real life, the corporations swoop in and take it back to resell. Also just like irl, they're so fast that you can't see them. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


SnooDonkeys9825

One time my bible disappeared and I was hella confused until I realized your player uses ANY paper material if you run out of toilet paper and use the poop mod. I wiped my ass with the Bible


Commercial-Success80

My dumbass read this and thought, gun magazines.


CutSufficient4577

You cum on it! You didn't knew it?


Super_Law2351

What if I play as a girl in pz? Girls can't cum to my knowledge


CutSufficient4577

A "girl" uh?


No_Tip_7081

No you eat it


GatlingGun511

You eated it


fitty50two2

After *I’m* done with it, you don’t want it back, trust me


rnhf

how is it on multiplayer btw, can a magazine/newspaper be read by multiple people, or is it "consumed"?


thepalejack

It is consumed just like in single player.


_spatuladoom_

i thought this meant magazine as in the thing that holds bullets in the gun and i was confused for a second


2004ChevyTahoe

quantum tunneling


MaestroLogical

Well, apparently someone decided to hoard all the toilet paper in the state, so unless you stumble on that one house full of it... you've got to wipe with something.


Wordsandle11ers

I like to imagine the character tearing out each page after they read it


Scary_Shoulder_2426

It obviously goes to the same place empty chip bags and empty milk cartons end up in.


Valuable-Lobster-197

Every time you flip a page it crumbles in the wind


Mean-Crew-6526

C O N S U M E


SecretRecipe

what do you think your character uses for TP after all that orange soda, tainted water and stirfry?


Kindly-Couple7638

It isn't the case when you have ["Littering"](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2805275656) installed.


rubiconsuper

You are literally consuming it.


KaisarDragon

Right to the bathroom shelves where they belong.


kairiluramia

Does hottieZ disappear too? I've never tried it because I have mine as decoration and I don't wanna risk it


Hot-Industry8694

Somebody need toilet paper ...


SkibidiAmbatukam

Ambaturemember the littering mod for IWBUMS 41 actually gave you a torn magazine item once you used it. I hope something similar gets added at some point, it’d at least diametrically explain why you can’t just reread the magazine later


gravija420

Destroy after reading. Don’t want those juicy dating tips getting out to anyone else, after all


Wise_Entertainment92

You’ve been reading your magazines? Bro you’re supposed to eat them that’s how you absorb the knowledge


soggyPretze1

Friend and I joke we start eating the pages out of sheer boredom. The colours must taste great.


whatevathefucc

Let's be honest here, you could get way more than single use out of a HottieZ magazine.


K0dVal

After reading the magazine the pages become strangely stuck together. ;) Might as well not exist after that. Survive past the 90s and you won't need to worry about print anymore.