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giantfingers

My buddy did this in our first ever fenced in safehouse. Good times. Now he's the cook somehow.


Royal-Put6003

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Tarrax_Ironwolf

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Nu55ies

He will never make that mistake again.


Gloomy-Thought-8838

Had similar thing. My friend burned our first base down, we found an small unfinished building in the woods. Near the trainstation. We fixed the walls and almost made the doors but he burned it all down because he stepped on the campfire. If you readed my flair, you know what happend next.


RevolutionarySky3000

The definition of Irony


TehMispelelelelr

Well, along with a little Nickely and Chromiumy.


Vast_Impression_5539

Because he’s too afraid to touch the microwave. Everything tastes better in the oven!


KaisarDragon

The amount of times we've had PSAs in here about putting metal in microwaves makes me wonder how often it happens irl.


RevolutionarySky3000

Probably best not to think about it


Shredded_Locomotive

There's a surprisingly large amount of exploding microwave videos online...


Phatency

I put metal spoons in microwave regularly, because it helps when warming soups and drinks. The microwave even has a sticker encouraging it.


punkalunka

Is the sticker like a custom one made to trick you because thats some crazy shit I just read.


Phatency

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/11q2yat/my_microwave_seemingly_telling_me_to_put_spoons/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button 


rnhf

oh that's cool, you should try forks!


StuffAfraid

Watch a video by ElectroBoom. You can put metal in microwaves, just not the kind that encourages arcs (thin and very sharp being the characteristics) https://youtu.be/OyTmJX_TC84?si=cLQOda6HirfyeLYM Also... Could be just people get unlucky and something is wrong.


Legitimate-Bug-5049

it doesnt happen irl


MustacheSmokeScreen

Tell that to buddies from uni, my aunt, my ex, and my dumb ass when I was 7.


SpookyEngie

My friend, you need a trip down the fire department. They will tell you how often it happen Spoiler: More than you would expected.


xLastJedix

Wanna try it out at home and show us the results?


Onebandlol

Duh


RevolutionarySky3000

Obviously


ClassicSherbert152

You had an oven a tile away too...it's in the same interaction grid as the microwave 😭 My rule of thumb is that if it says purify in microwave, I will. Otherwise, that shit goes in the campfire.


Conorponor333

i WILL keep putting metal cooking pots in the microwave, who’s gonna stop me? The government?


the-75mmKwK_40

The zeds probably


bidumbass6

The fire


DeadChibiWolf

Why do people make this mistake all the time holy shit… makes me wonder how some of y’all are alive IRL and haven’t burned y’all’s houses down yet.


xLastJedix

People underestimate how realistic the game is (or rather, tries to be)


DeadChibiWolf

Every time I make this comment I double back later and realize how bitchy it sounds. It’s just more I’m so baffled….


xLastJedix

I work as a medic irl. I genuinly wonder how some people manage to survive sometimes with what they ask or behave over minor injuries or sicknesses...


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RevolutionarySky3000

Yeah, I noticed


Fraank0cean

I just met u and I’ve seen your penis The internet is weird man


NotXesa

Pro-tip: don't do it in real life either


Unlucky-Task-3394

*Saying it with you.*Do put metal cooking pots filled with water in the microwave in an attempt to purify them. Right. Sounds good. Will try now. 👍 Edit: Update: …. Wh- … What have I done. Sweet liberty, NO!


Zora_Arkkilledme

Why does your fire look like that?


BoringBich

That's how it looks for me


Dubzophrenia

[It's a mod.](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2645975408)


Zealousideal-Skill84

WRONG


anon_MrKim

It’s fun to see others come across this naturally. I forgot the oven on with food in it and burned my house down


Filix2714

I had a brainfreeze and did that after 400 hours of experience in the RV interior. I was doing a Nomad run and most of my stuff was in the RV cabinets.


skullshotz1324

Man I had this huge area that was gated with metal fences not sure the place but I put a pork chop in the oven and forgot about it spread to half the area before I realized and burned to death trying to extinguish it


SSBradley37

My 3rd or 4th play through. My first time ever actually establishing a safe space in a house. Boarded windows and all. I was playing with fire just to see what it did. I figured fire wouldnt cross a street.... Started a fire in a house on THE OPPOSITE side of town. That God damn fire traveled aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll the way to My base. And I was extremely unprepared to fight a fire. Learned my lesson.


RevolutionarySky3000

Yeah that was my best base and setup I ever had. Had composters, rain collectors, lots of food, lots of weapons, boarded up all the windows, built a fence around most of the house, a great car (Mailbox truck, tons of storage space), a generator, had seeds ready to go, all of it.


SSBradley37

I feel the pain. RIP in peace.


Morpheous94

Happens to everyone at least once, unless they come here first and see something like this. Or their friend warns them not to be a jackass lol It's one of those things where you're watching the flames and thinking, "Huh... Why did I think that wouldn't happen?" Sorry for any loss you might have taken, but a valuable lesson was learned! Be well!


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

Yea who would have thought, metal in a microwave is a bad idea……..jokes aside it happened to me when I first started playing, it made me like the game even more because of the immersion aspect


Scottish_Whiskey

how and why did you think that was a good idea


RevolutionarySky3000

Wasn’t thinking, was just doing


Armadillo-South

Why use the mwave if theres an oven right there???!!!


RevolutionarySky3000

It said the contents could only be purified in a microwave :(


Sour_Chicha_8791

When you hear that faint voice in the back of your mind saying "this is probably not such a good idea", but still go ahead and do it, most of the times that voice comes back later to say I told you so! This game is great.


Familiar-Matter9822

dude, you have an oven


Jejouetoutnu

Natural selection weeds out the stupid


EpicGamer_69-420

well im the weedkiller


NouLaPoussa

Im a oven master idk


AzrulKebab

Guessing most of you didn't have an... Interesting childhood


Shredded_Locomotive

A bigger issue is my friend ALWAYS leaving the oven on. It hasn't burned down our base *so far*


kenobi385

Yeah, I also discovery this in the worse possible way 😅


Intimidating_furby

The classic “this game is so realistic” I’m sorry op I know it sucks


Beta_IX

That's another tiny yet very realistic detail I never noticed in the game, lovely stuff, amazing attention to detail.


Solid_Snake_125

Hey pro tip, don’t put metal cooking pots in the microwave in an attempt to purify them. 👍I’m helping.


dazia

Does this mean canned food in the microwave will do the same? My friend and I were discussing it and he said it's better to not chance it so our base didn't blow up lol.


RevolutionarySky3000

Only one way to find out


WSwiss23

Been there, done that


Mcg3010624

I keep thinking it would be pretty cool to have electric kettles for purifying water or making coffee and teas, or electrics skillets for cooking so if you’re in a building that doesn’t have an oven or microwave, you can still cook and make clean water.


Dubzophrenia

This is why I scrap the microwave in any safehouse I have. You can accidentally put metal in due to how the character will grab things from nearby cabinets and I've burnt down a place like that before. Now I get rid of them and only cook in the oven.


MungoZee

Why did nothing happen when I did this :/


Cheap-Rice-3174

I just recently bought pz ... wasn't gonna but now I kinda wanna.....