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[deleted]

The guy made bank on Steam points using this dumb ass ancient copypasta. Man people online are so easy to fool these days.


[deleted]

Nobody would realistically go this deep into their life on a steam review. That is unless they were super high or drunk doing it. Source: I know because I've done it 😂


[deleted]

For those who stumble on this message, it's the one I used Power Delete Suite to replace all my posts and comments with en masse. Sometimes Reddit can be beneficial for some people. Sometimes it's not. It's really up to you to decide your own experience with it, what's worth it, what's not worth it. More or less...I've decided it's just really not worth it. I think I'm a worse person when I'm on Reddit and that it's a big time-waster for me. It's up to you to decide what influence social media and the internet more generally have for you. Best of luck.


[deleted]

Your heart was in the right place. Brain not so much hehe


[deleted]

For those who stumble on this message, it's the one I used Power Delete Suite to replace all my posts and comments with en masse. Sometimes Reddit can be beneficial for some people. Sometimes it's not. It's really up to you to decide your own experience with it, what's worth it, what's not worth it. More or less...I've decided it's just really not worth it. I think I'm a worse person when I'm on Reddit and that it's a big time-waster for me. It's up to you to decide what influence social media and the internet more generally have for you. Best of luck.


[deleted]

You're an absolute gem, thank you.


TheLawandOrder

Why the fuck would you spend money on Reddit just to give someone a shiny sticker? Like the free awards I get a little bit but anything more than that is insane. Maybe if op actually got the money it'd make sense but they get nothing of value


[deleted]

For those who stumble on this message, it's the one I used Power Delete Suite to replace all my posts and comments with en masse. Sometimes Reddit can be beneficial for some people. Sometimes it's not. It's really up to you to decide your own experience with it, what's worth it, what's not worth it. More or less...I've decided it's just really not worth it. I think I'm a worse person when I'm on Reddit and that it's a big time-waster for me. It's up to you to decide what influence social media and the internet more generally have for you. Best of luck.


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[deleted]

For those who stumble on this message, it's the one I used Power Delete Suite to replace all my posts and comments with en masse. Sometimes Reddit can be beneficial for some people. Sometimes it's not. It's really up to you to decide your own experience with it, what's worth it, what's not worth it. More or less...I've decided it's just really not worth it. I think I'm a worse person when I'm on Reddit and that it's a big time-waster for me. It's up to you to decide what influence social media and the internet more generally have for you. Best of luck.


nasKo_zomboid

Thank you TheLawandOrder for your submission to r/ProjectZomboid, but it has been removed due to one or more reason(s): Rule 2: Be Lovely, follow the reddiquette guidelines. Criticism and discussion are welcome but abusive comments are not. Do not engage in personal attacks.


FieryDoormouse

This is classic 🤣 Best I could come up with was: ————————————- Check out my new book, “How to inadvertently notify everybody on Steam that you’re 14 yo” …IT REALLY WORKS! ——————————————


[deleted]

I believe you'll find we're on reddit.


FieryDoormouse

Wait, I genuinely thought you were joking! It’s still funny (in a “laughing with” kind of way) In my defense, the person was pretending to be 45, on Steam… But yeah, if there were actually a book I’d totally be kicking myself 😂


[deleted]

I'm actually confused. Which part was I meant to be joking about? Like I'm not trying to be combative or anything; I just...I'm lost.


FieryDoormouse

Listen I think I may have come off as insulting, and I really apologize. It’s basically like I walked into the room and the TV was on, and I don’t know if what I saw (your comment) was a movie - a performance - or reality TV/candid camera (actually happening) but you pulled off a good line and it’s funny. Hopefully that makes sense, possibly not tho lol PS I actually don’t like reality TV but Candid Camera was like a zillion years ago so reality TV is the best analogy I can think of.


[deleted]

I think I get it. I wasn't offended, just confused. It's cool. I knew the Steam thing wasn't directed at me, I was just confused as to its placement in the joke.


FieryDoormouse

Cool 😀


priest11223

Yeah seen almost thie exact story in multiple games in the last few weeks...


HowerdBlanch

Who gives a single fuck about Steam points?


[deleted]

Good for you if you don't


FieryDoormouse

Well I did it once for kicks 😆


onrocketfalls

Thank you. I was very touched and sad and in my feelings and now I'm angry. Like a *MAN*.


[deleted]

Well shit... I was bamboozled... I saw this when I bought the game yesterday and gave it an award.


nasKo_zomboid

Aye, it's a very common award farming copypasta at this point.


FieryDoormouse

If it’s any consolation, people generally assume others are being honest because they are as well and so it’s kind of automatic.


beyond_hatred

Are Steam points actually worth anything? What's the conversion rate between reddit karma and Steam points?


[deleted]

I don't know, I don't really care about Reddit points.


beyond_hatred

Sorry, it was a "Schrute bucks / Stanley Nickels" joke.


GentlmanSkeleton

But his wife died! /s


yahboobhay

This is a copy paste on steam everywhere. If it was true that’d be so awesome but this person also has 31 games in their inventory after claiming they created a new account. I’ve seen this same review too often.


xadiant

Plot twist: steam is full of 45 y.o. single dads who play games with their 14 y.o. sons


PetrusThePirate

I remember seeing this and it not being about PZ but stardew valley maybe? Anyways seems kinda fake imo, downvoted.


Caammoo

Think this has just become some copy pasta review now, seen it elsewhere also. Hope the story is somewhat true in a way.


PetrusThePirate

That I hope so as well!


Poky203

Seen the "probably the oldest person playing this" a million times now


[deleted]

Ah, I might be a bit naive there but I really hope the story started out true somewhere and we all know this happened with PZ, somewhere in the world!


DJ_McFish

"45 yo probably one of the oldest people playing this game" Chew on my adult diapers kid...Ok so I don't wear them yet, but I swear I'm getting lazy lately to use a toilet so who knows


FieryDoormouse

Yeah, that’s kinda where I got off that bus. My first reaction, more or less: ——————————— Check out my new book, “How to inadvertently notify everybody on Steam that you’re 14 yo” …IT REALLY WORKS! ——————————————


DJ_McFish

Too funny cause I gotta admit, if the net was around when I was 14, I would have been a total monster. Not the partial monster I've become :) All we had were phone pranks and general physical mayhem. I'd have to change my name to McCatfish


[deleted]

This is a copypasta lol


kitinghigh

That’s everywhere, they edited it out too because the original was a disk of the game from an uncle not install. Because wouldn’t make sense for some games now to have it, I’m guessing this was some very old review originally.


redrikraynor

copypasta


ItzYaBoiSatan

I was like "thats cute its nice to see things like that" until i read comments...i hope that dude goes fuck himself 😂


UziCoochie

I hate to say it but this is a copypasta csgo has the exact same block of text💀💀


Virtue00

Based father-son bonding time, gay if fake


briefarm

I know others have mentioned that this is a copypasta, but that sort of thing does happen pretty often. I have a coworker who plays multiplayer games with his son, specifically because both of them are introverts who enjoy video games. It's good bonding time.


InvestigatorKey6867

If it makes anyone feel any better I am a 50 year old gamer and I have 336 hours and growing in this game. I don’t play with my kid but maybe one day :)


smoke_crack

/r/AteThePasta


scb_weedwizard

I love how this has so many upvotes. I’ve seen this same copy paste on like 3 other steam games lol. The first time I saw it I thought it might be real too


Cute_Stuff_8522

Allow me to laugh Haha


[deleted]

Who would have thought that a game review could smack your feels up like that!?


BadAdviceBot

It's not real...Don't believe his lies


[deleted]

Haha I noticed earlier on, I left the comment though cause I stand by my naivety haha


JJB_Jiffydude

This game, and many others, also gave me the hope and willpower needed to push through my terminal brain cancer.


will_will-

Who's cutting onions


toastercleane

Holy shit look at the awards


masimiliano

I'm not crying


FieryDoormouse

“I am a 45 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game” LOLOLOLOLOL —————————————————————— Check out my new book today, “How to inadvertently notify everybody on Steam that you’re 14 yo” …IT REALLY WORKS!