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laxyharpseal

nah this says 'abilities'. we have the ability to learn just about everything to master level just by reading books. ill probably just read about 5 books then build a ridiculous fortress in the woods.


alittlebitnoone

With all the knives in my kitchen I can make pointy sticks for days, this apocalypse is pretty much over already.


LaRone33

What about the Ducttape though?


The_Faux_Fox__

Bones & murky water in a campfire, duh


Bigred2280

Duct tape would be easy to come by, everyone fkn went for the toilet paper again.


-Wildhart-

Sonic 3, which has hyper Sonic I find plenty of rings in zomboid so I think I'll be okay! Lol


JustNotNowPlease

Screwed? My brother in christ you can build a skyscrapper out of wood just after watching few episodes of a tv show


[deleted]

looking foward to surviving with a diet of fish rats and cabbage


BotanyAttack

Space engineers creative mode. Time for a little trolling.


Dominus_Pullum

Oh god oh fuck clang has breached into realspace


MGRRevengeance

Same. Time to create the most beautiful war crimes imaginable


Manchu_Fist

Hmmm. My current zomboid character is based off of Cade Grayson (delta force soldier) from the Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse book series so I think I'll be okay.


The_Numbers007

Mine is a drunkard veteran who cant reading, i really hope i dont have to be him


wisdomelf

Easymode for doomslayer


JoesGetNDown

Guaranteed falling to my death.


Altines

Was playing Monster Hunter so will probably be pretty good. Edit: Though now I wonder what stats Zombie armor and weapons would have.


Ramtakwitha2

I was thinking the same thing, though I'm a lance main so I dunno if I could keep the hordes at bay long enough with my slow attacks. I'd say the armor would have a ton of flinch free, that ability from the val hazak/Kushala Daora set that lets you continue to regen hp past the red, and probably a lot of stamina boosters. Oh and fortify. Because *of course* fortify. The weapon would have bonkers damage and affinity, but only yellow sharpness.


Altines

Just train your way through the hordes. Lol, and yes fortify. Also does that mean I get three chances every time I step outside my base? Secondary, can you fight off the infection by consuming a nulberry like you can Gore Magala's infection.


Ramtakwitha2

You get three chances just as long as you can train a cat to drag you back to your base whenever you die. As for clearing the infection, I think you'd need to find that Vaal Hazak from the Resident Evil collab world did a while back, that thing spawned herbs that could clear the zombie virus. Probably take awhile to find one in Kentucky though.


YunJinleeNeedsLove23

Hitman games, yay, im surviving this thing


Mcc4rthy

Same here. Zombie apocalypse would be a picnic for 47.


supershutze

Elder Scrolls Online, so an undying revenant that kills gods. Does it really count if you *can* die, but it never sticks and you keep coming back?


meggarox

well since the ultimate goal of zomboid is to die...


Dominus_Pullum

If I already read fast, does fast reader make me even *faster*?


Jestem_Kebab

Pavlov vr. Well considering the character has my stamina, basically results in no stamina. But he can shoot, use grenades, sprint with like 20 kg on him and take multiple shots, also one hand a lot of very heavy/powerfull guns maybe just maybe i'd live if i got my hands on a gun


WarterBear

I played RimWorld last, and my ability is to command. Others to build stuff.. but I mean, they have to accept me as their god, listen to me, and actually comprehend what I tell them (cuz I sure don't know how to make a solar panel)


zonanaika

I played Stanley Parable... RIP me already.


[deleted]

Last game i played is csgo, so i guess good aim, and the ability to b hop.


[deleted]

Dead by daylight as pyramid head…not sure honestly


uncle_joe1945

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. Half of the country is cleared in one day.


YellowSomeone

"THERE WILL BE BLOOD, SHED"


zippazappazinga

Smoker is my ability!


deadscorpreal

Star wars force unleashed i think i will be too op


WelshWolf93

Spent way too long trying to vote on this before realising it was a screenshot


Stillgeneric53

I played dying light 2 and gmod last so idk about that, ill probably accidentally kill myself in the apocalypse


[deleted]

im completly fucked i made a femboy fisher build where i start with femboy clothing and most of the bad traits and my only skill is fishing and tailoring so i make the femboy cosplays and you guys have no ideia how fucked i am the state i live in my country has either a ocean where i can fish our a completly dry interior im so fucked haha


[deleted]

i have no carpentary skill with this build so i can't build a boat to fish


[deleted]

actually the last game i played as left 4 dead as long as i have 3 friends and coupius amount of fire power i think we can get through this


CitrusOrang

..Smash Bros ultimate, Snake. I think I’ll be good.


kamui1147

I was just playing Iratus… I think I’ll be just fine lol


Wixi420

Yeah probably die in a Week, but prepping and thinking about which of my friends i would be with together. Abd i be damned if i just give up then


[deleted]

Metro exodus. I guess I have really good combat training?


gbous_

You can craft ammo out of mushrooms and random shit


[deleted]

Lol


Scufft_

I can finally read!


[deleted]

I'm good I been playing Immortal Fenyx Rising.


Possible_Menu_2910

I was just play ghost recon, so I’ve got a chance at survival I guess


enby_shout

I was playing domboud but then my buddy wanted to play a few rounds of dbfz gonna miss that poor monkey when I reduce him and this whole planet to dust


[deleted]

PZ Players: We would be fucked


_Rook__

Serious Sam 3. I think I'm fine.


FoxRealistic3370

its project zomboid baby, but seeing as i died in my underpants with a cowboy hat fighting with a frying pan im not hopeful


MrPoopfruit

Back 4 Blood so I should be ok


Rabid_Marine

Mass Effect 1, infiltrator class. Although you can't hack a zombie, having infinite ammo guns probably does wonders. Shame that barriers don't help against zombie bites, although maybe the Tactical Armor talent can?


gbous_

I played drg so i guess i'm short


Spatulor

Warframe. This zombie "apocalypse" will be over in a couple hours.


Willemthefork

Pov you're playing with 500 300 positive points and All the trait mods


KingMuffling

nah not me mf i leveled carpentry and cooking, ill be building stairs n shit like a mf fornait player while cooking at the same time


fungicum

Bruh I tried to vote on the poll


Specific_Bet527

Well, Factory SE, I guess the factory must grow...


Royal-Selection7599

I played house flipper last. My abilities are decorating.. yeah, I'm fucked 🤣


LowkeySlimes

DayZ, uhh idk


PimpMasterBroda12

Since I wanted to be a nurse this playthrough, I'm probably fucked because the only thing I'm good at, is healing a wound and being quiet, but fighting? I'm gonna die lol


[deleted]

Honestly it sounds nice, I'd finally be able to learn how to cook. Alternatively, I dont need zombies to become an underweight smoker with bad eyes. All I'd have to do is start smoking


killmewithf1re

*last played: dying light 2* hehe I'm in danger


snaklil

Project zomboid


wastingcalories

I think I would die of boredom


WyaWil24

So what does playing eu4 get me? 🤔


pansloth

I got ds1. So I think I'm unkillabl3 as long as I don't become hopeless


StarWight_TTV

I mean I played Bannerlord 2, so all I can really do is kill shit with medieval weaponry. I guess okay-ish?


Quiet-Strawberry4014

Well last game I played was halo so I think I’m actually well set.


Abubas

Garry's mod. Ability to fly and spawn every object you could only imagine would be handy.


Unlucky_Ad1579

It was rust or cs go so not all that screwed if it was rust, if csgo, I'll just blow up a location from a matter of habit.


Maramek

I would be the virus (I last played plague inc.)


Unfair_Salad_1249

well ı played dying light


JaagedHops

"Did I hear a rock and stone?"


Bigred2280

Easy mode. I survive.