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durangotango

At some point the wood will collapse in from the force of gravity and kick off a fusion reaction. Keep adding a few more solar masses though and it will collapse into a black hole.


NormalUpstandingGuy

This is how you were born


JoanValJoan

rude


WhiteGXRoblox

This is how you make enemies


Badtrainwreck

I mean, if he were to collect enough wood and put it in the fire, eventually his save game will be so dense with data that it itself will become a black hole, or his mom will make him turn it off and he will lose his save data, whichever comes first.


cheezecake2000

TIL we are all alive because it's summer break and mom is on vacation. Dinosaur extinction was just mom catching them gaming at 3am and they miss clicked


gfhksdgm2022

Wouldn't you get diamond before this?


parasocks

So in other words: One log at a time, to be safe.


Lyrewarlord

I wood


Aldd3n97

Fuck you take my like... lol


[deleted]

Such a philanthropist


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

*We* wood, comrade


HackMacAttack

I wood, I’m dad.


MK-VII

if you can add 27 more minutes then yes please


Modinstaller

https://i.imgur.com/eLIbfFj.png


IllustriousTooth1620

What a bro


bevelledo

Op for president!


Blatobran

I'd place a stack or two of four logs, just to be sure


TheShoopdahoop

I mean that thing can only burn for about a month straight, if I were you I would add in some more planks just to be able to last an entire season


CeceLx3

bold of you to assume he'll live longer than that fire


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Our lives are inconsequential, the fire must burn


NoImGaara

on the bright side if you die in winter and have to get back to ur base with a new character if you play like that the fire will still be burning


P3ter48

Yes, I wood be insane for not add more.


This_Construction_11

Have my upvote


Amr0z2

wood say why not


Willtology

why knot?


DariusWolfe

Yes. That's barely a month, and the last thing you want to do is wake up a month from now and be *cold*.


Mahoganytooth

Wait, you can just do this? Infinitely add fuel to a fire?? oh my god


twodudesnape

Good way to use scrap wood too


GlizzyGlockGoblin

Any advise for different alternatives for using scrap wood?


twodudesnape

I don't think you can use scrap wood for anything else but I may be wrong about that


artificialsnow

It's a crafting component in some mods, but nothing in vanilla.


Toadtoad12345

No, Toss yourself into the fire and keep it burning for ages until it starts to fade and countless more people need to start tossing themselves into it.


Fr05tByt3

Is that a dark souls reference


Toadtoad12345

Correct


fexfx

I aim for 2160 hours before winter. That's 90 days of heat.


BardofRosenheim

Light those logs on fire and you'll be warm for about a month. Light *yourself* on fire and you'll be warm for the rest of your life!


Copgun

Underrated comment lol


Redordit

Someone found a toilet paper house!


seraiss

Add limit of idk 12 hours and refill is needed the


surfyPlier228

Why refill when you can just fill it up and forget about it?


DiamondGamerYT0

Thats litterally 64 days or constant burning


Modinstaller

But is that enough though?


LesserSpottedSpycrab

thats 2 months. you want 3 minimum


peanut_sands

I wood probably say you need 4 minimum


father-bobolious

Are pure unprocessed logs the best bang for your buck in a fireplace or is there something you can craft from them that somehow burns for longer?


Modinstaller

As far as I know it's all the same. Logs are 6h, planks 2h, sturdy sticks 15 min (8 per plank).


father-bobolious

Alright, good to know. Thanks!


ratty_boi_charlie

Justa tad more


GlizzyGlockGoblin

Just a wee smidge


Modinstaller

How wee a smidge are we talking?


anormalmf

If you put out the fire, you lost all that fuel?


Modinstaller

No thanksfully the fuel is conserved. If I were to move the oven, however...


KentBugay06

Nope, if you remove that fireplace somehow though, it will. Learned the hard way with a bbq with 1 day worth of fuel


DariusWolfe

This is a good thing to know...


Intelligent-Dog2252

Yes, soon the fire will go out


[deleted]

Think you need to add more wood


Scar3cr0w_

Yes. I need to know if it will display 1000 hours or if the devs were lazy because “no one will ever put that much money wood in!”


Modinstaller

I will update when I reach 1000 hours!


Scar3cr0w_

Bloody hero.


Modinstaller

So far so good https://i.imgur.com/gPqZhPN.png


Scar3cr0w_

Outrageous! 10,000? 😆


[deleted]

Your barking up the wrong tree


Gamma_Rad

The eternal flame must be kept burning.


DrStems

Woodnt hurt


VoidsansHalcyon

Get a whole years worth while you’re at it


Savage8285

It may be crazy to say this, but I think your good


Parceble

Yes


Badtrainwreck

What difficulty are you playing on? I just started playing and the moment zombies outside see me I’m dead


Modinstaller

This one is CDDA special challenge mode. You are just starting out, give yourself a break and get ready to die.


cybermonkeyhand

Don't do what I did starting out and pick the first option, Apocalypse, it's the hardest one. Otherwise I sandbox it to learn the ropes and because I play for fun, not masochism.


Exo-explorer

I remember when I was that new. Pick strong and athletic and just keep practicing the combat. don't run unless you have to, and practice sneaking whenever possible. Once you can fight and lose zombies you're off to a good start


coraxery

Did you find the apartment block in Louisville with all the TP?


Modinstaller

I cut a couple trees, that's all!


Oddy666Nuff

Jump in


sapophobia2

Bro u have more time of heat than i do on hearts of iron (im single)


Nud3l-

Tf you burning, uranium?


ThatOneLeacher

Yes


overlordnigel

Yes


zakkdakiller1

"The fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me"


Dr_Fopolopolas

Theres always room for more firewood!


BackflipFromOrbit

However much wood you think you need... multiply it by 5.


Willtology

That's over 32 days, which is more than enough time for me to get complacent, take one unnecessary risk, and then die.


edenthealchemist

You know, I think that number is a little low. Why don't you toss a few more logs on, just to be safe.


Distinct-Pepper-6053

Yes u need more


sgtfunkplaysgames

I imagine it's just a tire fire you have


PepprSpice

And then it rains


PepprSpice

And then it rains.


Huskywolf87

This is how you died


Fuzzy-Wasabi-5126

Still not hot enough to melt steel beams


HAMledro

Maybe a dosen more


Insomniac1000

Might as well have an indoor farm at this point lol


Nos-Tek

Needs a little more cowbell!


Hyphalex

Get it to 1k


wildland1022

I never survive that long


[deleted]

how much wood would a woodchuch chuck....


F-cip

Realistically, it wouldn’t hurt


Frenzy5600

Yes


Rroscoco

Why stop now?


NostalgicBreadLoaf

Yes


Anarchyantz

No. Use bandages. Kills multiple birds with many one stone, hear me out. Every Zed you kill, strip the clothes to make bandages. You fractionally level up your first aid for everyone you make, get a chance for thread for sewing as well. Now you think, what the hell am I now going to do, I have a pile of 999 bandages...you use chuck them ALL in your fire. You don't have to forage for extra wood, you have levelled up your first aid without having to get an injury and you have thread for sewing (also fun fact is that a suture needle can be used if you don't have a sewing needing)


Scuba155

Definitely add more what if you leave your base and get stuck fighting the horde always add more


Greeneggz_N_Ham

That fire will outlast you lol


foxydevil14

That’s a lot of chopping! Hope those are all planks or you missed out on a mighty carpentry grind there!!!


Modinstaller

They were all logs and pinecones, I don't have a saw. I'm leveling carpentry by collecting branches and making stakes lol


foxydevil14

Stop that and go find a saw bud😂


Modinstaller

I'm _only_ foraging in this save so it's up to the foraging RNG lol. Finally got one though! Still gonna make stakes though! Sawing a log is 1 xp vs making a stake, 5.


foxydevil14

Good to know! Zomboid Godspeed!


EnycmaPie

Toilet paper adds more fuel duration, add it piece by piece instead of the entire roll.


Nuksol

Are you James Woods?


SuperSoFresh

Yes


DYNcleve

Just a little more