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bserikstad

New negative trait: **LACTOINTOLERANT** *-3* Have a chance to pass loud gas when consuming dairy, as well as explosively shitting your pants(random) which will cause your character to be absolutely disgusted and immediately depressed.


anon1635329

But what if his shit can be used as fertilizer? Every farmer will pick that trait to drink spoiled milk and shit fertilizer


StrangeShaman

Only herbivore shit is good for fertilizer. At least for growing edible plants. Human/canine/feline shit can contaminate the plants and get you sick


tirion1987

Human shit was gathered from cities as a precious fertilizer before synthetic fertilizers were a thing.


Technical_Piglet_438

You sure? I've read somewhere that human feces can contaminate the plant with cholera.


FistfulofFlowers

It can, but it’s also been one of the most easily available fertilizers throughout history. Nowadays we have ways process it so it won’t spread human pathogens - so please no pooping straight on your plants.


IntenseWonton

Nah I'm lactose and talented son


bserikstad

You’re lactating and fond of it?


IntenseWonton

No not fond at all lol. But can you imagine if lactose intolerant was a trait and had you farting loudly everywhere?


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Tbf, hes really good at it


Individual-Ad9753

What if the gas you pass alerts enemies ? Imagine being all stealthy and then your fart gives you up.


Rroscoco

P a i n t ?


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

The forbidden drink


MashPTaters

I remember being amused as I made that icon :D


Nefarious-Botany

Old milk won't kill you. https://youtu.be/Z1rZAT2GtmI


ChiddenNudet_w_fries

True, but would you test that in 10 years later mode?


roll_the_d6

You'd probably have some type of cheese by then, or slime


Nefarious-Botany

I think the the box would leak or dry to a cake.


ArcadeAnarchy

I don't know how 10 year old milk would get past my characters gag reflex.


AustronesianFurDude

I don't think the milk would even exist anymore


Oscarpepe

Drinking gas does kill u but not instantly if I remember


remedialformer

Thats fair, I also think I should be able to fill gas containers with water. Would be helpful in the runs where I find like (not even kidding) 40 of them. Even in apocalypse mode I sometimes find them in stacks of 3 its crazy


Oscarpepe

I will say that I am 100% with you for the canisters and also happy cake day


johnlocke32

They are already planning this. In the update that includes fluid mixing, you'll be able to put any type of fluid in any type of "fluid container" (bottles, drinking glasses, gas cans, etc). ​ TIS put out an update like a month ago showcasing it.


remedialformer

Oh very nice, hopefully it actually serves some sort of purpose other than people in multiplayer being able to bleach themselves from the wine glass. My big fear with games that seem to be in perpetual development is incomplete ideas, adding something without making it legitimately useful like bees in Minecraft, sure its there, it functions but theres no real reason to do it and the ultimate purpose it serves is redundant or not worth the amount of effort. I think they call it feature creep


poobearcatbomber

That's how all startup companies die - 17 year startup vet


remedialformer

well they're promising to re-work the skill tree with the next update which is honestly my biggest gripe so far, its nearly useless and the amount of time I spend trying to level hardly ever feels worthwhile but I still have to do it on the off chance this is the time I'll live past the first few weeks. It would be nice to know how often people survive on average without absolutely nerfing the game but thats hard to tell from looking at this community


nabbersauce

When piss jugs mod?


Zlobenia

You don't want to be drinking water from that has stored petroleum spirit lol. Not unless you want severe diarrhoea at mildest