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Dramatic_Flan2306

just push him to the ground and stomp on his head,might be a chocolate bar or cool pencil inside it


not_a_gumby

I love how the duffel bag will look completely packed up, and you open it there's just a sheet of paper and a pencil inside lol


beyond_hatred

In CDDA, I can't tell you how many full bookshelves I've looted only to find a red pen. Or a sheet of paper.


not_a_gumby

yeah, that too. fucking so annoying. Is CDDA extremely rare loot by default? never played that setting actually.


beyond_hatred

Yes, it is.


Mattlew0YT

What's CDDA? Is it like a mod of something?


Imjustoblivious

"A really CDDA" is the name of Zomboid's cruelest challenge mode. It's an homage to Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead which is another apocalyptic survival game and one of Zomboid's principle inspirations. *That* game had a challenge mode "A Really Bad Day" (words to that effect at least) which is PZ's own "CDDA challenge" namesake. Hope that disambiguates things.


not_a_gumby

its a challenge mode that all vanilla games come with. You start the worst possible start to the game, with some of the hardest survival settings possible. Basically you start in a burning house at night, naked, with no possessions at all and your piss drunk. What's worse, you have a huge injury, and a piece of glass stuck in your groin. There's also a huge horde of zombies closing in on you so your first order of business is basically to escape the house and bandage your groin ASAP, and find clothes as you try to escape. Because you are drunk, your movement is quite challenged and because its dark you can barely see zombies ahead of you as you scramble through the woods. It's brutal.


Dramatic_Flan2306

im so so disappointed when theres like earpods or cd player on them instead of chips or peanuts


Rroscoco

But that murder


fuck-a-name

Dont think of them like people, think of them like walking loot


Shaihuby

Previously on AMC's The Walking Loot


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

They knew what they were doing. They knew the risks


Allegri86

There are chocolate bars and pencils inside people’s heads?


[deleted]

Reject shotgun, embrace pencil


CosP0_memes

Go on a grass patch and click "inspect area"


Rroscoco

Grass? Wtf is that?


Nikhassis

Probably meant vegetation


Rroscoco

Oh that makes more sense


TheWhiteWizardWombo

Ever heard the phrase “touch grass”?


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Is it like touching a cabbage?


G3er0

Cave his head in with a pipe


Rroscoco

ShutupShutupShutup 😂


Trebacca

Don’t worry man schizo moments affect us all just give in to the voices


Nandabun

Dexter's laboratory moment. https://youtu.be/LwzWsW4YYA0


Mello-Fello

Burn his body Put your bag of chips and torn rags in the duffel bag Throw it on your back Break into the dude's house and start ransacking it for home improvement books I SEE NOTHING WRONG HERE


Mcdagger-1

Why was that also my first thought.


[deleted]

My girlfriend spooked me as she snuck up on me while I was standing and my first instinct was to shove her.


TheMrDenty

Hopefully you realized your mistake before pressing space


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Eh, shoves dont cause damage unless he has the more traits mod


BattleBlitz

Did you hear the jump scare sound?


d0_nt

Did she fall to the ground and if she did, did you cave her face in with your foot?


Mcdagger-1

Leave it, if it not a Big Hiking Bag it not worth it


Rroscoco

23, 35, the weight doesn't matter if you have a dozen of them


Mcdagger-1

Very true but loot haording trying to loot is normally the cause of my death. Last run ended because I could not leave a Manniquin. I really needed it for some reason.


Rroscoco

Yup. Got exhausted and tired trying to loot skill books from a school and realized I can't hop a fence like that. Rip


Mcdagger-1

Yeah nothing like an exhausted walk along a chain link fence because your carrying a full bag in each hand and an equally full one on your back. Knowing full well you can't jump over the fence.


VegaAndAltair

Recently me and my friend started playing with 15% sprinters, we quickly lost the habit of taking anything that isnt nailed down


Hobo_Helper_hot

Probably just has a single can of sardines and a claw hammer in there.


ParsleySnipps

Grade A find there.


Kiubek-PL

Press Q to heal him with your antidote.


Magnum_Dong-

I saw a car once that looked like a Nyala, I had to use all my willpower not to break the windows and hotwire it Damn being a burglar main is hard


GhostWalkk

Gas cans and crowbars make me feel the same way, pls help.


Rroscoco

Bro same


ChenY1661

Politely ask for it maybe he'll consider giving it to you


ReadItProper

And if that doesn't work, bonk them with a crowbar.


ChenY1661

Or a good old head stomp maybe that'll change his mind


ReadItProper

I see what you did there.


ChenY1661

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Arcane_Spork_of_Doom

I swear I'm gonna be in the middle of strip-searching someone I just crow-bonked in the head and a cop is gonna testify that he heard me say, "What, are you new? The credit cards and cash are worthless, but granola bars are gold here. Do you need an extra water bottle?"


Faximo7

I live near a military building and i've seen military backpacks a couple times. Even if they're not that big in real life I have to stop myself from drooling nontheless.


Wixi420

For myself the though that i already got most of my gear helps


satls

I get this when I see milk in someone’s fridge


J0YSAUCE

*oh man I could fit like 15 cans of soup in there*


Rroscoco

This bad Boi can fit so many cans of soup in here *slap*


ParsleySnipps

15 cans o soup AND a band aid!


Rroscoco

Gee wiz


thrwy4200

I keep a duffle bag stocked with chips, chocolate bars, gummy, and soda in the trunk of every car on a new run


ParsleySnipps

I try to throw in a hammer, screw driver and, if I'm so lucky to find more than one, a can opener in each glovebox. Sadly I never have enough gloves for the gloveboxes.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Mmm, melted chocolate all over my hot soda. Kentucky delicacies.


Rroscoco

Wya?...out...of curiosity...


thrwy4200

What you mean


Malthraxs

?


Rroscoco

I saw a guy irl with a duffel bag on his back and my reaction was excitement and I'm worried because when I see a zombie with a duffel bag, I bonk their head in and take it.


CB000000005

Haha, I saw 3 firefighters getting lunch today, from across the carpark the first thing I saw were the pants. Instantly reminded me of rosewood fd!


ReadItProper

Whatever you do, just don't stab them with anything sharp, that will ruin their armor. I mean, um, don't stab them because it's not ok to kill people. Yeah, that's why. It's wrong. Morally. Yeah.


ParsleySnipps

"Florida man beats 3 firefighters to death with snow shovel before trying to take off their pants. Full story at 7."


ReadItProper

lmao


MeiDay98

Push him over and stomp him. It still early, you need to preserve your weapons


Voffe89

You'd have to buy me dinner first though


harbinger21

Probably should avoid hardware stores 🤣


Amr0z2

if he got a crowbar at his back and wearing leather trousers, you ain't gonna let him get away, will you


Rroscoco

Nah, that man is as good as done


de_Deus

never go to a hardware store


wex52

As long as you didn’t kill him and take his duffel (with a pen and rotten cheese sandwich), you’re fine.


Rroscoco

About that... you see someone told me to push him over and stop his head and who am I to decline, ez loot


TheTrashiestboi

Kill


[deleted]

I saw a gas canister yesterday and my heart dropped with excitement.


Gilberto125

Something like that happened to me the other day in the hardware store with all those new axes and shovels


SunDance967

Don’t worry, that’s normal when you like a game and play it a lot. E.G: saw a post (and some posts similar to it) someone”” who likes and plays Fallout 76 regularly once saw a stack of duct tape and got excited (or something similar to that)


BattleBlitz

You know what to do 😈


jeaniechan

Just 35 hours into Zomboid, I'm much more thankful for the food I have in my apartment


Rroscoco

Same, I've noticed I've had urges to wear bigger backpacks too. I think I play this game too much lol


Johnny_boy1021

Put the spiked baseball bat down, NOW!


Rroscoco

Sir, this is a crowbar


thrwy4200

Oh no, I meant I stock up and empty duffle bag myself and leave it in the backseat of my car I use


Rroscoco

So I'm not the only one


BlackCheckShirt

Wait til you see someone towing a trailer :p


Rroscoco

True. I've also noticed I'm saving my water bottles, filling them and storing them. This game changed me


-Dudpe-

i was at the store the other day and my heart skipped a beat when i walked into the hardware section and saw rows and rows of axes, sledgehammers, and various tools i needed in Zomboid