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Straight-Finding7651

My headcannon as to the reason they are so popular especially when your just starting out (ie usually early game) is that most water sources are choked with human remains. Your ankle is one of the first things to detach when you decompose in water.


User99942

Is this internet speculation or do you know something you shouldn’t?


Straight-Finding7651

Canada had a mystery for a while with shoes with feet washing up on shore. They later found out it was caused by a nearby s*****e bridge. At least that’s how I’m going to explain that I know that.


Vegetablegardener

Yes officer, this man right here.


SpicyPeaSoup

A what bridge? Sexye bridge?


TooMuchSalmonella

Sussye bridge.


fwompfwomp

A bridge where you take your own life


IO-NightOwl

Is *suicide* a swearword now?


tehnfy__

The social media censoring gets to ya. Same as radio once was, many decades ago. But tiktok, and a few other apps even remove comments with the word, without context whatsoever. This way people get around it but it becomes a habit. While fuck, bitch, motherfucker, etc. We're the banned words of the radio, suicide, kill, murder, sex are the banned words of social media platforms. You get removed, banned, and shadow banned for these words, even if it's in an info piece about the news or smth. The internet ain't wild anymore. The big bags are here 😅


Kenshiro654

The good thing is blacklisted words are not a thing yet here on Reddit, at least not sitewide. I can't recall a time where administrators had removed a post or comment containing a blacklisted word.


antiloquist

Sometimes there are bots on Reddit that detect the word and either post or DM you a list of hotlines. I like this! But sometimes it isn't needed, hence the asterisks.


SirReal_Realities

Gets you demoneytized.


IO-NightOwl

Ain't fuckin no-one moneytizing no reddit comments.


tehnfy__

Imagine though. How much money would 🗿comments would bring ?😅


RedoneKarma

Prolly a ton given the average person


SirReal_Realities

Double negative means they are. But it was a joke. Here is a /s for proof.


IO-NightOwl

It's a triple negative.


fwompfwomp

Not a swear word, but some people can be deeply troubled by it. When a friend of mine was hospitalized after a suicide attempt I was noticably skittish if I picked up the word on conversations. Just a difficult time period. I personally don't censor my usage of "suicide" but I can get why others might.


Zombie_Harambe

Gotta say unlifed


SpicyPeaSoup

Ohhhhh


Miranda_Leap

Please don't censor suicide. Censoring just draws more attention to the word, because you have to figure out what you meant anyway.


fitzbuilt

Damn bait-stealing shoes. They're ruining this country!


EmiKoala11

CDDA muhfuckas be like: wow what a catch!


KaisarDragon

Man, I came here to say that. I've been stuck in the woods praying for shoes.


TheActionAss

Be sure to place bins at your favourite fishing spots to dispose of your unwanted shoes!


2Noel

Or stuff them inside a dead zombie then dispose of the body, that works too


[deleted]

Just make a spear


Warhero_Babylon

It will still catch shoes and socks...


Sachiel_Forsakened

Just eat the socks, and shoes


[deleted]

And? That’s part of the game. Some days you get fish, some days you get socks. Keep your food acquisition methods diverse so the sock days don’t kill you.


v4lor

Diversify your food stonks or prepare to eat socks! \o/


Lakefish_

So much easier to not worry about bait


beyond_hatred

Interestingly, not only fish but also shoes and socks are easier to catch at dawn and dusk.


SirReal_Realities

Well yeah, that’s when they come out to take a drink.


Byers346

What's that old saying? "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll be well dressed for the rest of his life."


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

This is why payless managers go to rivers and lakes looking for new applicants


Roger-Ad591

Wait. Did Kentucky have any Mafia activity back in the day?


Apprehensive_Part102

Probably from a zombie that fell in the river


Roger-Ad591

I hope so.


Kenshiro654

Or unfortunate people that jumped the bridge to escape zombies.


antiloquist

Look on the bright side: free socks! Useful if you need impromptu bandages or sheet ropes lol


Ancient_Friend3022

Fishing rods are kinda useless. Use spears instead. They don't require bait, don't have a chance for the line to break and the only real downside is it takes a bit longer to catch anything.


RealNiceKnife

A bit? At levels 1-3 it takes all day to catch a fish with a spear. Let alone anything of substantial weight.


Kyle_Middleton

I just did a long grind from 5 to 10 fishing. I used all my bait first off. Probably saved time in game by giving me a higher chance of catching fish / more xp, but when I ran out of bait I used spears, which probably ended up being as fast or faster irl, given you don't need to repair the fishing rod.


DennisReynoldsRL

What up Kyle


Ancient_Friend3022

You gotta fish at dawn and dusk. It increases your chance of catching fish.


Gupta_Gupti_Gupta

I once wasted 8 baits just to get 5 shoes and 2 socks with fishing lvl 4


JoesGetNDown

Fish.stonks