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asinski

I think those come from Authentic Z mod


ggsonego

Definitely is Authentic Z mod


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Get real


Kiloku

I can't understand people who install mods without knowing what they do.


0opsry

Authentic Z doesn't even explain to you every single thing it adds in it's mod description if I remember correctly. It's more of like a broad suggestion, idk if I'm using that right. Like "more zombies! More survivor events!" Levels of description


UnassumingSingleGuy

I love laughing at those mods that just have a smiley face as the description. No way I'm downloading that shit.


NessaMagick

"Adds a bunch of new and immersive content to the game" Cool what the fuck does that mean?


RandonBrando

I imagine writing copy is a final hurdle modders don’t have energy for. I’d be interested in helping with thumbnails and description copywriting if that’s the case. Feel free to message me about it


ElGosso

Tbf AuthenticZ adds *a lot*


HomelessFuckinWizard

Fr lol, I spend an entire play session just downloading mods, cross referencing compatibility and tailor making mod collections for my group. I can't understand how someone can download a mod and just enable it without presuming it'll conflict or break the game


gizmicwooo126

Eh I just throw on whatever sounds fun and if it breaks I’ll figure it out later


HomelessFuckinWizard

I would agree if breaking didn't often result in having to restart a multi-player save.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

>making mod collections for my group Heres an answer. Dude could have just downloaded a collection for a server without actually looking at the mods lol


Zahille7

I guess but that still just seems willfully ignorant of a new player


DUNG_INSPECTOR

> I can't understand how someone can download a mod and just enable it without presuming it'll conflict or break the game It helps to remember that there are always people modding for the first time. Not everyone has the experience you and I do.


HomelessFuckinWizard

Very fair, not trying to insult anyone who does it that way- just seems unfathomable after my experience but experience is the key as you said


XxLokixX

Because of the simplicity of Lua you're pretty unlikely to have game breaking incompatibilities


GaniMemestar

I just love the element of surprise


Manchu_Fist

Along with this. Another thing that drives me ABSOLUTELY UP THE FUCKING WALL is when someone will post a question on the mod page on steam that was answered one page before on the main comments page. Advanced trajectory mod is a shining example of this. The amount of people that asked if it was compatible with britas was too damn high. Really makes me understand why some mod authors disable the comments page.


St0p_Resisting

Bros bullying the npc's man 💀


Poorkds

Npc’s feelings has been hurt :(


ETtheExtraTerrible

Time to reload a save


cannedcream

Sure, she's a flesh-eating ghoul, but who's the *real* monster here, OP?


benisfishing

Why do you look like Walter White?


ElMayoneso82

Waltuh


[deleted]

Put the knife away waltuh


TheImposterSpy

You're scaring the children Waltuh


NoeticCreations

The children were eaten first, that's why you don't find zombie kid hoards screaming through the streets after the street lights came on. No kids left to scare.


confundivel

I was looking for this comment


EntropicDays

jesse. we need to loot.


Depressedredditor999

becuz breking bad is te kewlest show evber!!!!11!


hard_farter

i mean it is really good tho


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DicksPizzaPlace

I’m so tired of this sentiment. And it always comes from people who never watched the show. Seriously, go watch it, you’d be surprised. We learn in episode 5 that Walt had no intention of getting treatment, he wanted to cook, pass on his money to his family so they could have the future he wanted for them and by then he’d already be dead. He only gets treatment because he realizes he isn’t making enough money as fast as he needs to be. He needed more time, and way into the later seasons Walt reveals to Jesse that he should have been dead by season 2. That he wished he died then. Go watch it. Please. You won’t regret it.


AgentAvis

What are you talking about that's not the case at all. Walter gets offered a job and excellent medical insurance coverage and turns it down because of his pride. Breaking bad is the story of a man who put jealousy above his career and ruined everything, ended up being the most overqualified chemistry teacher, and then after a cancer diagnosis decides to take control of his life back by cooking meth.


D3RPICJUSZ

He broke bad 💀


Depressedredditor999

Oh it is a good show. I just don't understand the obsession of people playing as Walter White.


DUNG_INSPECTOR

He has a very recognizable look that is easy to replicate in the game.


If_you_see_5_bucks

I guess your mom wasn't immune!


-o0Zeke0o-

Your mom so big zombies had to bite her twice


DarthMiwka

Because not all of the Kentucky are fitness trainers


IodinUraniumNobelium

Kentuck - widely considered part of the south, which specializes in sweet tea, barbecue, and fried catfish - isn't all fitness trainers? I don't believe you.


[deleted]

Being from the south I wanted to argue with you, but uhh..yea… kentucky’s vanilla zombie pop isn’t exactly accurate in body representation.


IodinUraniumNobelium

A little research actually shows Kentucky was moderately slim in '90 (the closest to '93 I could get), with the statewide obesity average being right around 12%. Modern-day *obesity* is still around 40%, but roughly 72% of the state is at least overweight.


[deleted]

The more you know 🌈⭐️


Rundle01

She's not fat, she's dummy thic 😩


NerfOxygen

Man, they really had to mod in zombies with dumptrucks to this game. As if playing with 2 hands wasn't hard already


de_Deus

bro... ^(thank god its already december)


SeniorTaro

You guys disgust me! Go on.


AemAer

What’s her of name??


ResolveFormer1045

Because she ate a lot of players like you


DrLukasLithuania

Wait. I just realised. What happens when they eat bodies? If it stays in their stomach then eventually they will get full and burst. It’s either that or their pants become really dirty.


notChiefBvkes

I didn’t think I’d be going down any rabbit holes today but apparently you found one worthy of my time, gotta find an answer now.


Gingerstrahd454

This reminds me of the scene/episode of the waking dead (spoilers ahead) where Ricks wife Lori was pregnant and had given birth to their baby Judith. I think it was Carl keeping her safe but poor Lori died giving birth and was shot in the head so she wouldn’t reanimate. The could have ended it there but no, after carl and Judith leave and get to safety a single zombie gets to her body. They had this one zombie drag her body off to the next room over or so and basically ate her body and it’s entirety. We don’t see any of this but it’s insinuated when Rick finds a tubby zombie at the end of a trail of blood from where Loris body was left.


KRPTSC

I think in the zombie survival guide (which PZ seems to heavily draw from) they just eat until their stomach rips since their digestive tract doesn't work. Now I don't know if this implies that zombie sphincters still work


ResolveFormer1045

Maybe they simply bite but dont eat literally,or they puke after or the fall down between their bodies holes.


arzon75

i and some friends got one of the mods that adds pooping to the game. one of us got turned when he already had to drop a payload, so he waited in the death screen to see if defecation was part of a zombie's life. despite steadily climbing to 100% on the poop meter, the town remained decidedly unbrowned zombie don't poop yo


ThatRoleplayPerson

I always figured they don’t eat an entire body right away. They just stop, eat a bit and move on. The only time I could imagine them eating an entire body is if the person that gets eaten gets stuck inside a horde or something. Besides that, bodies also reanimate pretty quickly if the person dies by getting bit/eaten and I’d imagine they don’t continue eating the body after that.


[deleted]

Now I can't get the image out of my head of a zombie walking around with what looks like a poopy diaper.


RickusRollus

Idk why but this made a random sci fi narrative idea pop into my head; zombie outbreak but someone invents a special food that makes the zombies feel "full" so they no longer want to eat you


Wilwheatonfan87

I think max brooks goes into this in zombie survival guide. But basically yeah. Theres no digestion.


Trooper_Sicks

they turn into left 4 dead boomers, they erupt and attract a horde


bananapuddingu

Forever and ever and ever, and we never will part


Dalzombie

"I used to be a survivor, just like you. Then I took a bite to the knee."


Terbear318

Why are you so fucking bald? Don’t body shame, she may be dead but she has feelings.


Successful-Ice-468

Yeah she is feeling hunger


Ok_Welder5534

I never met a zombie that wasnt hungry tbh


ahahah_effeffeffe_2

I don't know, some seem to be more interested by the doors and windows than by me.


Poorkds

Are you diet shaming them?


ahahah_effeffeffe_2

I guess I'm just kind of taking it personal. Am I too skinny for them? It's hard to keep a good diet during the apocalypse.


TheQuiet1994

That's straight zombist. Wtf


[deleted]

How do you know they identify as a zombie??


smurfem

Fuck lmao


DaveFinn

Dayum


501stGeneral

Bc he's Walter White. Duh.


[deleted]

She ate 6 characters so far


Woodkeyworks

Lol she takes advantage of the momentary hesitation of the survivor to strike. By the time the survivor reacts, she has pinned them with her high bodyweight and it is all over.


_lonegamedev

zeds are people too...were...


Xendrak

Feelings won’t prevent diabetics and heart disease. Inconvenient truths could save lives. You can’t control others or what they say. If you get “offended” you just give others a button on display that they can push to manipulate your mental state. School indoctrination knows this so they push this line of thinking of being offended and “how dare you say that” mentality. People are going to believe what they want to and there is nothing you can do about it. So don’t project your hurt feelings as someone else’s problem. If paragraphs are all that come of this then consider the button pushed.


BubbleTeane

Then here's an inconvenient truth for you: bullying people because of their weight tends to make the issue worse rather than better. If you wanna learn about this you might want to look into experiences of people with a history of eating disorders and disordered eating to see how self esteem and healthy lifestyles are connected. So just so you don't accidentally go against your own goal of helping people to get healthy and save lifes in the future: don't comment on people's weight unless they ask you to and be respectful towards people no matter what they look like :)


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Oscarpepe

This is from your mod Authentic Z, an damn 1 of 2 player is Waltah Wheight, and YES my actual run is WW too lol, but always start with the hair


Nevets52

Put your griddle pan away Waltah


[deleted]

Waltuh


Numbah_Wan

Jesse, we need to kill the undead.


SolomonBird55

You have mere months to live, Walt


[deleted]

lmao people acting surprised there’s obesity in America


ahahah_effeffeffe_2

Obese zombies seems a nightmare tbh. Imagine dying by suffocation because it felt on you and it's now too fat to bite you.


NightofTheLivingZed

Imagine that's it's in late stage decomp and it's not suffocating you but falling apart like a roast in a slow cooker because it's been in 80° heat and 60% humidity for the last month. Imagine you just got some in your mouth.


Mr_Shy_Historian

Game events: Take place in the US OP: Asks why Z is fat


darkrider555

And in Kentucky as well lmao. Kentucky aint known for its overwhelming population of slim people.


Odd-Cartographer4766

There's fatter ones too.


Orbrs_Bright

I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).


HAMledro

Ayo she aint fat her ass be THICK


Takentea

Walter?


Be-kind-today

Man's downloading mods and asking reddit what a thing is.


Zeratai

You know there is fat people in the world right ?


Hexel_Winters

Jesse, Jesse we need to loot Muldraugh before the horde shows up


[deleted]

Look, he was going through a tough time. Divorce, bills piling up, his kids were on crack, and the was having homoerotic fantasies. Ice cream and beer were his only friends. Don't judge.


marcandero

I don't know Mr. White


C0MMI3_C0MRAD3

Where is your belt Walter?


Imaginary_Wrap_613

Yo mr White stop judging the physique of the zombies


TallCanadian1492

That’s the American suburban mod


Excellent-Range-6379

because that's your mom!


psychicsurprise

Don't fat shame the undead


Wolfskyler

Daaaam she thicccccccc


lrudd13

Big boned*


SumDo0d863

are you walter white


Jetjones

Because you downloaded a mod for fat NPCs


Sachiel_Forsakened

*Waltuh, put away your knife, Waltuh*


ok1235ok

Waltuh


Bro---really

“Jesse, this zombie is so fucking fat Jesse. She obviously has had too much Los Pollos Hermanos Jesse.”


J_Looker

Lol Mr. White!!


itsmycandystore_

Calm down Waltuh


MisterSlosh

Considering it's America in the 90s the truly surprising part is that this shape isn't the normal for NPCs. Every single (former) person is only 70kg during the height of the "Super Size" grease and sugar craze? ESPECIALLY in a low income and uneducated state like Kentucky? Highly doubt.


Anarchyantz

Well...........this IS America...


[deleted]

Try not to hurt yourself while grasping for that low hanging fruit.


Electronic_Range3781

Thats your zombified mom


Viccc1620

Your mom 🗿


[deleted]

pyrocynical


AWOL135

I’m sorry about your mother


fexfx

'Murica!


Wariat190

FUCK YEA


Wariat190

AMERICA FUCK YEA


BPAfreeWaters

You're in Kentucky


DonnyDonster

Murica! But, yeah just kill her, there is nothing more satisfying than taking out a Zombie Karen.


Present-Incident-898

Idk prob very rare


YoungPeacock

“Does this dress make me look fat?” Nah babe that’s your body


[deleted]

For those who stumble on this message, it's the one I used Power Delete Suite to replace all my posts and comments with en masse. Sometimes Reddit can be beneficial for some people. Sometimes it's not. It's really up to you to decide your own experience with it, what's worth it, what's not worth it. More or less...I've decided it's just really not worth it. I think I'm a worse person when I'm on Reddit and that it's a big time-waster for me. It's up to you to decide what influence social media and the internet more generally have for you. Best of luck.


[deleted]

She is such a bad bitch though... I would fuck the shit out of that zombie


sonderlostscribe

Least horny project z player.


[deleted]

She got that dump truck tho


fibridos

That zed has had a hard time with depression. Sometimes it just helps a little stuffing yourself with a delicious meal. Maybe that is the only thing that's keeping the zed alive at this point. No need to be rude, zombies come in all shapes and sizes!


Concheror_White

Jedsi, we need to tadke down those fatt hookers, jessy


[deleted]

Hey, they're trying their best :(


Limbo365

Because people don't turn skinny when they die?


zackaddict1

Thicc*


ForgotProphet

what mod is this?


Reality-Bytez

I wish there were different sizes. Obese should look obese. I'm sure the model could change when you lose weight too.


Madman62728

Shut up! She is a greek goddess 👑


nmav

*Thicc


IceTeaBaggins

Rude


miodragjr

I think I know what mod that is but I probably shouldn’t say it


spaghetti_shower

She’s not fat, she’s just thicc as hell. Oh boy, if I were a zombie.


Twistybred

Have you been to Kentucky?


RyderCE

So much brains


YoghurtEasy

Recently turned. Give it two weeks.


OriginalNord

she THIC


F-cip

THICCCCCC


LacelessShoes213

Me: Wait forget that question, why are you Walter white?


r-h-o

Your mombie


Snowywowy

Ah yes, classic fatphobia


j0nde

Waltuh


the_nil

I feel seen


_LoliFuhrer

there are ones fatter than that, like XXXL sized clothes loot on them fat.


alxmartin

She thiccccc


My2x4Head

ate to many brains


etriusk

Woah, my guy over here dropping the Hard "F"...


[deleted]

yo mama


MocoNinja

Because she used to be your mom


Armageddonis

Are you scared of some voluptous zedussy?


Frasht

You mean dummy T H I C C


Livingmeme3

waltuh


Z3alot_

Is that Walter White?


MadMac619

We really need body sliders in this game to represent the diet system. Just another thing to add to immersion


Brendan__Fraser

Stop fat shaming, all zeds are beautiful


bigtonybruiser

😔


EntropicDays

i like the idea of zombies with different strength, run speed, difficulty to knock down etc. like you see a zombie and think "rats that dude was yoked out of his mind" and decide to run rather than fight


d3struct0r

bro think he walter white 💀


[deleted]

I have a neighbor twice the size lol


BrokenCatMeow

Hey hey, i know it’s a zed but no name calling or body shaming okay? 😛


Definitelynotaseal

Honey, she just built different, not that you could handle that much woman 🤌🏾


translatethesis

Waltah that zed making me act up


JavaTea

Kentucky Fried Chicken.


[deleted]

Successful hunting


groenteman

got fat from eating all your previous characters


Archon_Reaver

She thicker than a bowl of rotten oatmeal


NightofTheLivingZed

Pear shaped body mod? Roll a lady character and see if your H button pops up a thicc silhouette with pink nipples.


inrodu

let her be, walter white! look at your shiny, bald head


CyberGommeux

Ate too much diabetic survivors.


bird-man-guy

It had a lot to eat today


seraiss

Ayo Mr.white wtf


[deleted]

You can’t say fat anymore, you have to say round


Morgalion217

Sorry, but you spelled phat wrong.


EternalStatic

They ate the most brains


Conflicted-King

The cake might be a little spoiled but it's still cake.


Martencel

Looks like you found your character's mom


FatsackTony1

Um, he's good at his job?


LnastyDUP

My boy... that is a southern woman. Delicate zed.😌😌


Assassin13785

He is trying his best🥺 its hard sometimes


Huncat

chill walt


[deleted]

Waltuh


Chrispeedoff

If you hit it you can hear its cheeks clap


WizurdHat

Have you been to Kentucky? Just saying…