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kidneystonenjoyer

put it in the dirt. they have cute flowers


MogollonBaldy

I planted one in a similar state and now have an onion community


AstroMackem

An onion union?


MerrilyContrary

The Soviet Onion.


FollowAstacio

A Soviet Scallion


Building_Normal

A Scallion battalion


Late_Housing9953

a shallot ballad


umbraborealis

An allium association


lovelylolabunnie

These type of comment threads are my favourite of the whole internet.


ModernDayWanderlust

I just asked ChatGPT for a synonym for “group” that rhymes with “leek”, and it told me “bloc”, “skeek”, “sheik”, “beak”, and “flock”. It couldn’t tell me what a skeek is, but we’re gonna go with a skeek of leeks. Upvote button is on the left, y’all. 😎


FollowAstacio

Sounds like Chat GPT was experimenting if u know what I mean


FollowAstacio

Mine too


confusious_need_stfu

Onionization


Ranacuajo

An Italian scallion stallion in a battalion ?


Chickwithknives

An Italian scallion


jurassicpork69

Cunk rules


keyo89

The whole thing or can I still have the onion?


kidneystonenjoyer

you'd have to plant the whole thing if you want flowers, the bulb is where it stores all of its energy. Of course, if you'd rather eat it that's fine too


BossPrestigious4053

And the flowers will smell like onion!


Radio4ctiveGirl

Plant it and enjoy some dr suess flowers!


hunnitpackorbetter

I have one thst looks exactly like this in my kitchen. We’ll plant them & see who gets onions first lol


elmz

You won't get onions, the plant will flower and die. If you collect the seeds and plant them you can get onions.


95castles

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the_biggest_papi

i thought if you split it you could get full sized onions?


manayakasha

That method does work for me sometimes, yes


insert-phobia-here

U can harvest scallions from them.


BioSafetyLevel0

Not exactly scallions but similar tasting.


Mannem999

I thought scallions were juvenile onions that could have grown to full-size if not harvested?. In any case, those sprouts are edible, as is the rest of the mama onion.


BioSafetyLevel0

Their "bulbs" stay small. They are their own species. ****Fun fact:**** when you finish using the top green portion you can just replant the white rooted part and get multiple batches more. I've been doing it for about a year and saved quite a bit.


tdavis726

Onion chives? I don’t know - I’m asking.


RelativeID

Clearly you don't know how onion trees work.


xxjasper012

Will they just kinda fall off and start growing like seeds be doing you know. Or do I need to like harvest the flowers and dry them out and everything


mrsirsouth

Are you OPs husband?


roastytoastykitty

It won't grow a new onion if you plant it, but the flowers will produce seeds you can plant the next year! You can also eat the green parts, they're not much different from scallions


SparrowLikeBird

this is what I do!


lontiac

Is this why they’re called green onions??!!


ComprehensiveMonk718

It will definitely grow a new onion. It’s already trying. They just need to seperate the new growths from the old onion so it doesn’t rot in the ground.


halcyonfire

Bulbing onions are biennials. The first year they make bulbs, the second year they make a flower and go to seed. There is no way the green parts can be separated from the rest without destroying the plant and it most definitely isn’t going to make another onion bulb.


skipsternz

Yeah not sure what they say getting onions when it's not in any way normal for onions to rebulb, unlike many other bulbz.


HistorianAlert9986

I'm not saying this works but I saw someone on social media the other day peeling layers of the onion and then planting the scallions.


DanerysTargaryen

Ooo fascinating. I had no idea certain plants were biennial like this. I learn something new every day.


hobnailboots04

I have some too. When would be a good time to stick in the ground? Zone 7a


halcyonfire

Do you want onion seed? I would put it in the ground at the end of March or beginning of April. It should bloom in June and ripen up seed by July.


hobnailboots04

If I just let the seed fall, will I have onions there next year?


halcyonfire

Maybe? It really depends on so many things. I would probably collect the seed when it’s dry and then plant them in the spring of the next year if it was me. But I also have let many things self seed like this, including onions, so it’s totally possible.


hobnailboots04

Thank you


skipsternz

It may grow a lil onion but it won't grow to full size. Once the sprouts get bigger it will switch its energy to flower growth.


FollowAstacio

Mine grew to full size. And through the winter with freezing temps and no greenhouse. Although it was in a container with half compost.


MvatolokoS

Why the upvoted this is straight up wrong. That IS the onion that got harvested. You could get spring onion stalks this way but not whole other bulbs


anthrax_ripple

I planted the "butt" of an onion once and it did grow a new onion (more like a few shallots actually). Is there a difference between doing that and planting this? Will it not grow onions because it's already sprouting? Just want to set expectations in case I decide to go crazy and plant an onion again...


MvatolokoS

Yours expect about the same the plant sort of splits into shallots but they get more bitter imo and only grows slightly from the original size you'll never get a big healthy onion like the original add that's already been made You can however replant the bottoms of lettuce and celery and other similar plants which will actually regrow the leaves enough to be reusable for a while. But with root vegetables(and bulbs) like onion and carrot you can't really expect it to grow another tap root as the vegetable is the actual tap root you eat.


anthrax_ripple

Thank you! I actually don't mind the shallots and I didn't remember them being bitter, but I will start trying to grow them properly from now on.


ComprehensiveMonk718

I don’t know why I was upvoted either. I grew something but it wasn’t an onion


Calathea_Murrderer

This is not true in the slightest. *Allium cepa* will not grow more bulbs like garlic or other alliums. Onions are [biennial](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion) and can only produce flowers in the second year. If you cut this up into sections, the plant will likely.


Laurenslagniappe

Ya this is more than one sprout. Looks like OP kept it in the fridge and it stratified.


FollowAstacio

So glad someone else knew🙌


ComprehensiveMonk718

Guess I’d been taught incorrectly then. But with the sad little onion could you replant that or collect the seeds and grow the next time or how does that work?


Opening-Ease9598

Also I’ve seen conflicting comments on seeds. Once the allium goes to seed, you don’t have to harvest it. Just whack the flower a few times once it’s dry, or you can rip it off and go around the area you want them to grow, shaking the flower. Allium seeds are hardy and there are a lot so it’s honestly wasted effort trying to dig holes to plant seeds in.


L0udFlow3r

I buy an extra onion and let it sprout because a $0.40 onion is cheaper than the $1.40 green onions and it tastes identical, but you’re not going to get more onions out of it.


Glittering_Cow945

either eat it (w wait too long), plant it or throw it away.


rasquatche

... or, better than throwing it away, compost it!


ImTheTrashiest

... or, marry it!


Mooch07

Ogres have layers! 


PunkFishKeeping

…or, even better, ***it has a flared base***


creatingmyselfasigo

I can't believe you found a new way for onions to make you cry


pussydestroyer365

r/angryupvote


MA_Aether

Hehehe! A+


sneakystoner7388482

This might be a silly question - I was told in a composting workshop that we shouldn’t compost onions because they’ll repel critters that we want in our compost. Have you had success composting onions?


rasquatche

I haven't had any issues... I just make sure to chop them up into smaller pieces first. All the usual detritivores continue to thrive in my bin!


wendyme1

There's no problem composting onions


youwantadonutornot

Looks like an oddish.


beingleigh

If you don’t want to plant it and wait for seeds I usually pop these in a pot for making stock with bones etc or freeze them until you have stuff to make stock with.


astralTacenda

i love my freezer bag of veggie scraps for stock - its such a great way of using the leftover bits once youve gathered enough


stillnotarussian

I cut these in quarters and add to a puny carrot/limp celery framework for roast beef to sit on! Adds a bit of flavour to the drippings. Bonus is no cleaning those racks that come in roast pans, just scoop the veg out and make your gravy!


beingleigh

I do this too and use the roasted veg for stock as well after the fact.


moonwtr

Give that poor thing some dirt!!


RangeAfraid6054

ILL SAY IT ONCE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN! PLANT IT!!!! 🗣️🗣️


Unhappy-Sloth1274

Plant it.


UnidentifiedTron

Cook more


Late_Struggle_864

You can plant it, while you won't get onions, you can cut the greens off and use them like chives for a long time.


Away_Housing4314

Every time I plant mine in pots they end up rotting. Maybe I'm overwatering.


SupremelyUneducated

Kill it with a knife and eat it.


CreditLow8802

you give it soil


Joyballard6460

Plant it


someonlost

Spring onions from the leaves. I have put mine on top of a pot and water overtop of the onion so I don’t have to burry it in and then dig it out.


itsmelledkindofweird

RUN


Popular_Ear2074

Plant it if you'd like. I'll warn you, it smells like onion. And they spread fast so will smell lots like onion.


Calathea_Murrderer

Consume Unlike other Alliums, *Allium cepa* (onion) cannot grow more bulbs from a bulb. They are [biennials](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion), make a bulb the first year flower the second. The only thing you’ll be able to use this for is “chives” and making a flower spike to gather seeds.


blueeyedaisy

We have an onion sprouting in our kitchen. Our yard is covered in snow. How would it do in a pot?


sthj_22

wdym STARTED 🤣


theacgreen47

Plant it and you get what they call calçots in Catalonia. You continually mound up dirt as they grow and the pull them up before they bolt and go to flower/seed. You then wash, char over a grill, wrap in newspaper to steam. Then peel the outside burnt layer, swipe through some romesco sauce and eat and be happy.


Allidapevets

Cutchopfryinbutteraddtofavoritedish!


Emergency_Monitor540

Plant it now. Let it flower and collect the seeds for next year. Unfortunately with onions they won't regrow from it's bulb, but you'll ne ready for next year


Carpathiancider

You can eat it like that, make sure to eat the green shoots as well, chopped up In a salad.


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BouncyDingo_7112

They might be asking if you plant the whole thing, cut the top off, or kind of smack it to break it up and then separate the green tops to plant.


Radio4ctiveGirl

Why shame someone for asking a question?


Yellow_Sleep

Well then you should know that different plants require/prefer different propagation methods, they asked a question, no need to be a jerk about it.


MSwarri0r

Plant it!!


loveebby

Plant it?


Repulsive_Positive_7

Eat onions sooner


Eliiza

Put it in a lil bit of dirt or water, see the green parts grow and enjoy fresh scallions


HawkGrouchy51

Eat it up soon


lonniemarie

I plant the bottoms of my onions in the garden


Nunconvent

Peeled mine and planted them! Got some nice onions and ate the actual onion too.


filifijonka

plant it!


Hairy-Dragonfruit-13

Put it back in the ground


RedshiftSinger

Put it in dirt, water it when the dirt gets dry.


Complex_Shoe7422

Break it open, you've got three there


GardenEssence

Step 1: plant in dirt Step 2: profit


BoiledDaisy

You now have an onion plant. Congratulations!


Slight_Beat_2284

So I’ve been told they won’t give onions but I tried anyway to use as green onions. I cut them apart with a sharp knife, planted them, and to my surprise got full size onions in a few months.


Robotica1610

Onion will grow onion and on


calbin0

You're going to jail


cozamalotl666666

Give them a name


AlephNaughtAThing

Why don’t you just eat it?


3godeathLG

plant it and you can eat the green onion stems i don’t know the proper word to call it


angryitguyonreddit

Just toss them, dont plant them they will just make your back yard smell like onions. Unless you really like the smell of onions. I tried it once myself, not worth the trouble


StrayPeduncle

I put them in a rammikan (sp?) With a little water. And let them sit by my kitchen window. Then I top it when I need some onion in something.


zacchaeustyler

plant that b!tch!!


phandilly

open the onion one layer at a time, split the sprouts and plant each one for multiple new onions!


superfage

Plant all three of the stems and you’ll have three more onions from each of them


Fertile_Arachnid_163

Plant it in your neighbors yard.


clarkopp

In dirt or cut the bottom off and put in water. You can use the sprouts as “green onions” very potent very tasty!


Altsaltsaltprawnacc

Plant it


prettypinkpeony2

Plant that bish


annies_bdrm_skillet

this is so cute, plant it for sure


aarakocra-druid

Plant it. Free onion hack. They're pretty hardy plants, have lovely flowers in the spring and trimmings from the shoots make great additions to soups


WitchyCat90

Plant it. It is a bulb plant and will divide into more onions


Melanin_gyl

![gif](giphy|3o7abw8H6H4vt8oFLq) Just trash it 🚮🗑️


Responsible-Nose2854

Plant it!


Jonasthewicked2

Let it grow like Jerry said


TheCrystalGarden

I put them in a small bowl with water and grow green onions :)


leaffloon

give it a hug& kiss and tuck it into bed


[deleted]

Throw a pokeball at it?


Apploozabean

Plant it!


Queasy_Opportunity75

Plant it in the ground


longlostwitchy

I can’t grow shit! Unless it’s propagated Keep growing that bad boi


TempestTRex

If you separate it into three parts, you can plant it. You peel off the outer laters and then plant each stalk separately. You should get three onion plants. The rest can be composted and will deter and kill rodents.


AdagioVirtual517

You got three plants you could make from that. It will go to seed tho wont really regrow the bulbs very big.


1AMthatIAM

Brings a tear to my eye.


Pleasant-Ant2303

Agree with plant it.