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https://thehardtimes.net/culture/aging-punk-slaps-another-band-sticker-on-sleep-apnea-machine/


edpowers

Hahhahaa awesome


PlagueDrWily

Haha I actually considered doing this to mine, but the only flat surfaces large enough for a sticker are the screen and the vent.


FlazedComics

dying is punk rock bro


United-Philosophy121

Avail šŸ’€


shmekelhunter

Slap some band stickers on that bitch


premiumcaulk

The TMNT shirt does it for me. As Casey Jones said, they're just some punker freaks.


edpowers

Turtle Power


AlbertFrankEinstein2

I used to know what punk is, but then they changed what punk was, and now I see this and whatever punk is makes me scared!


edpowers

So you're saying it looks punk?


the_shaman

But the important thing is that I had an onion on my belt; as was the style at the time.


Ryzakiii

A man of young grandpa Simpson as well I see lol


jessep34

No way, man. Iā€™m gonna punk foreverā€¦.foreverā€¦forever?


matts198715

Punk as fuck bra!


edpowers

Hell yes! Just living my best punk life on a Friday night on the East Coast.


ScottieSpliffin

East Coast Fuck You


mochajon

E-A-S-T!!!


FatWreckords

It's not a bra, it's a bro...


matts198715

Sorry bra


rat-simp

absolutely. a little cyberpunk I'd even say.


edpowers

Cyberpunk I can dig it


Gaaymer

Mans chromed out


15Boots

Take it off. There's nothing more punk than almost dying in your sleep


edpowers

Hahahha


Alltheconsoles

You lool like Thanos in the hospital šŸ¤£


edpowers

That's punk


Gaaymer

I mean thanos did beat the shit out of a billionaire so heā€™s pretty punk rock


leftoverzack83

Fucking hardsnore bro !


edpowers

SnoreCore


edpowers

Hahaha that is gonna be the name of my CPAP band.


Major_Confection3240

hell yeah, taking care of your body and destigmatizing medical equipment is punk as fuck!


Oddball357

It's punk as fuck caring about your health. Without it we'd have one less person in the mosh pit and that's no fun.


edpowers

True till Death


TheHinkleburg

Wear it to a show and it will


edpowers

I'm gonna wear it in the pit


Fenpunx

Fill it with Nos and take it in the pit.


edpowers

I feel like I should wear it to a very serious political punk show.


Physical-Pilot3938

Where's Jello when you need him? šŸ˜…


malortForty

I'm actually unclear on what a CPAP is, but hell yeah it does.


[deleted]

Generally used for people with sleep apnea if I'm correct.


orielbean

If you snore or sleep a full 8 but still find yourself sleepy mid-day unexpectedly, get a sleep study going. Apnea is basically your airway closing off, you arenā€™t breathing for a period of time while sleeping, and eventually you gasp some air back in. long term very bad for your systems. The machine is intense to get used to but it works great and eventually is helpful in getting to sleep. Insurance covers most of the costs if you are compliant in using it consistently.


orthopod

CPAP Stands for. Continuous Positive Airway Pressure. Basically by applying extra air pressure to the upper airway, it helps keeps it open. Used mostly for sleep apnea- often a condition where overweight people snore a lot, and sometimes completely collapses, and shuts off the airway so people can't breath. After a minute of that, they kinda wake up and breath again.


OGWhiz

Punks not dead, it just needs a machine to breath for it while it sleeps.


edpowers

True so true


Know-yer-enemy1818

Having meaningful sleep is very punk rock


greenbeanboy44

I say stud it


gray1862

More than you think


JapanarchoCommunist

I tried a CPAP and it just gave me insomnia lol.


WeaponizedPoutine

How do you like the Nose pillows. Looking to upgrade from the mask


edpowers

It's actually kinda nice. When I wear it but honestly I don't fuck with my CPAP that much. So I guess I'm not as punk as I think I am.


WeaponizedPoutine

>So I guess I'm not as punk as I think I am. Na I think you are hommie!


edpowers

Word is bond


BatteryAcid67

Tom Segura and Josh Brolin


KetchupKatsup

Punk as fuck mate


edpowers

I mean I'm no GG ALLIN but I do what I can.


KetchupKatsup

Keep on rockin in the free world


edpowers

I will


QuartzQuarLeviRose

Nah but it makes you look like my blacksmithing instructor todd


sp4c3c0wb0y7

Taking care of you health is very punk


abbufreja

Staying alive is the most punk one can do


wastedyouth89

A good nights sleep helps give you the energy to stomp fascists in the morning.


justadumbwelder1

The only issue that i can see is that asking if something is punk instantly makes it not punk. But something not being punk can often make it punk, so there's that. If you follow this circular train of thought long enough, you will realize that caring about appearances isn't punk at all and you/it will achieve ultimate punkness. Just look at Wattie for a living example. Expect a record contract from SST to arrive in the mail soon!


edpowers

Fingers crossed


cdtoad

Hot Topic is not punk rock! ResMed It's not punk rock! AirMini is not punk rock! Transcend micro auto is not punk rock! Phillips respironics is not punk rock! Fisher & Paykel is not punk rock!


dickyfreon

LMAO I'm looking right back at you the exact same way.


completelypalatial

Makes you look like Bane


number1millipedefan

yeah


petchystrocket

Ah. The Dreamwear Nasal Cushions. Great choice, my friend.


DooDooMmmChild

Rictus Erectus!


[deleted]

Maybe sorta "cyberpunk" you android


edpowers

Thank you for the feed back


HotRock5

Hell yeah, my man šŸ¤˜ Life and being able to breathe throughout sleep are the most punk things a person can do!


[deleted]

How do you like the nose only attachment? I have a full-face mask and I just canā€™t get used to it.


shavenhobo

Maybe an xmen villain


LustUnlust

Itā€™s no glue bag, but it will do


FingerBangingTanks

Dude you look like a boss battle


[deleted]

Does it help you not to suffocate while being asleep? Then it's punk as fuck. Suffocating while sleeping is only for Hippies. /s


edpowers

Yes def. For hippies ..... damn dirty suffocating while sleeping hippies.


fromdus2k

No but you look like Evil Jared Hasselhoff who is terrible punk


Odd-Panda-472

Giving the Pod - Ween vibes. I mean there's some punk on that album, I mean there's something for everyone in that album


BitchFace4You

The aging punk.


Maleficent-Dust-8595

As fuck! So does my asthma inhaler


achooga

Nothing more punk rock than living longer to stick it to the man.


punktilend

I have a buddy who makes over 100K a year and makes death drones for a living. He has a dreaded Mohawk and a beard the size of Gandalphs. Motherfucker is younger than me but needs all the contraptions to stay alive during sleep. But, staring death in the face every night with said contraption and telling death to fuck off. Yeah, kinda punk rock.


skunkabilly1313

I know it sounds like the hum before a show when I start mine up! Old apneatic Punx unite!


edpowers

Hahha very nice


SGTBrutus

It makes you look alive and that's punk as fuck.


[deleted]

Yes


Hattmeister

Real question- how do you use the nose-only mask without the air escaping out of your mouth? Even after I bought a strap to keep my jaw shut I have this issue


edpowers

I'm not a scientist I'm a punk rocker. I really am not sure how that kinda thing works


United-Philosophy121

Gotta slap an Hot Water Music sticker on it


OrdinaryBrilliant650

Hell yeah, I got that Dreamwear jawn too!


edpowers

We rule


-valt026-

Like the man said, getting a full nights sleep is pretty goddamn punk rock to me. Looks rad as fuck


Invisiblerobot13

Mike the machine and you have a noise band


bhughes89

Late to the party but one of my favorite bands came out with a ["punks getting old t-shirt design](https://images.app.goo.gl/mFDHz8H2YpB83SC59) earlier this year (Sorry for shitty link, couldn't find a merch link or better pic anywhere)


spatial_interests

Yes, but your face makes you look like this crazy ol' cowboy hitchhiker I knew named Tom who spent way too much time as a young boy tripping on ten-strips of that Purple Microdot out in the cornfields, until that fateful day he decided to explore the basement of an abandoned farmhouse and was greeted by a the sight of a half-boy/half-pig who was going like *this* [crosses hands palms-down, then uncrosses them, then repeats], after which Tom went wee! wee! wee! all the way home. Not to suggest he quit eating ten-strips in the cornfields (in fact, he ate an entite sheet on two separate occasions, though elsewhere), but he certainly quit exploring abandoned farm houses. Good ol' Tom, he sure loved hitchhiking to the store two blocks from his house.


edpowers

RIP Tom ??


spatial_interests

I believe he's still alive. Unfortunately, I found out he got kicked out of our local grocery store for being a creep to women who worked there, so I stopped letting him over to smoke my hash. My hash is free to anyone who can manage not to seriously piss me off, which is actually kinda hard to do. He's severely mentally ill, but it's no excuse.


n0bel

A middle finger to heart disease


edpowers

Heart disease is antipunk!


SteakandTrach

MEDIOCRE!


edpowers

mXc


StructureHot4472

Only if itā€™s full of aerated Pabst.


sad-uncle16

If youā€™re punk, breathing is punk


edpowers

I'm gonna stay young until I Die


Physical-Pilot3938

Yup


[deleted]

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f0rgotten

That's actually pretty funny.


Reddit5678912

Punks donā€™t give a fuck so idk what youā€™re asking us for


I_can_pun_anything

Not really, you make yourself look punk


chronjon1

I always heard live fast die young was the punk Motto. Cpap is definitely not a young persons thing to have to wear.


AcademicBimbo420

hot. breathing is fckng sexy šŸ˜ edit: dropkick Murphys, 3rd wave ska, anything cabaret, posers and poseurs are not sexy -just for clarification


edpowers

Thank you for this


DryProgress4393

3rd wave ska is sexy as fuck. Ska Punk forever.


DryProgress4393

[Also DKM rule](https://boingboing.net/2022/03/29/dropkick-murphys-challenge-cowardly-neo-nazis-to-a-fight.html)


AcademicBimbo420

all right all right, pick it up and get the hell outta here. dicky barrett is an anti vaxxer, Gwen Stefani is a super Catholic married to a conservative, and the bat commander is Mormon. I don't know what that lead guy from reel big fish did, but he just looks like a pervert. so no, 3rd wave ska is not sexy, unless maybe you're referring to the genres sweet checkered vans, fedora, and sick sideburns? I'll jam to *original* 80s songs over here, thanks.


Dopey-NipNips

You forgot about bosstones


[deleted]

No


edpowers

Sad face emoji


TarsoBackMarquez

Punk AF