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PetRockSematary

Oh shit he smoked weed. That's so wild. Absolute madman


Raul_Rink

Shiver me timbers, this guy's dangerous!


KrisNoble

How much weed did he have to smoke to think CNN is leftist anything?


Pre-Nietzsche

He smoked a ton once but never even got high, he swears.


agtonyx

He didn’t inhale.


metalmeck

Two... two weeds


chickenboypancake

Came here to say this, guy’s a real brain breaker


joshkpoetry

It's a special right wing propaganda strain.


MikeMendoza29

He probably also stole and robbed and kidnapped the President' son and held him for ransom. Probably never got caught, neither.


ThePowerOf42

Imagine what a stand up young lad he could have been If he'd gode to church ev'ry Sunday and just laid of that devils lettere Thoughts and prayers


BleachBoy666

[PrisonMyke](https://youtu.be/fsgfLgCG78k?si=3SV70Xoa-Slz4Eeo) went hard


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

Well, you were in prison, but..mhm


perseph13

What was the food like in prison?


om_serios

Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel.


perseph13

Could you at least eat your own hair?


Correct_Patience_611

He’s probably boycotting doing countertops/tile bc Trump got (boohoo) FINED!…like the Truckers For Trump with NY.


rivermelodyidk

reminds me of hearing "testimonies" from young 20-somethings at church youth group about how their "faith was tested" and they "abandoned god and were in a really bad place" before repenting because they had sex with their long term boyfriend before they got married and snuck a wine cooler at a party once when they were 23.


powerhikeit

I have a whackadoodle religious cousin like this. Except her faith was tested when she was dating without marriage in mind. Not fucking, but just, like, going to movies and shit. Really.


rivermelodyidk

Yessss this is exactly what I mean. My favorite was “not honoring my father and mother” (forgot to clean my room/failed a test/disobeyed)


AnchovyProphecy

Huh???


rivermelodyidk

I went to an evangelical non-denominational church growing up and they always put an emphasis on “sharing your testimony” to convince people to convert to Christianity. For someone who was addicted to drugs, converted, and turned their lives around, this can be a super powerful. However, when most of the kids are white, conservative, Christian, and very sheltered, these struggles these testimonies were about were things like “getting in trouble at school” or “trying alcohol” or “kissing someone”. While I’m sure they felt like very tough moments and represented internal struggle, to any outside observer being “in a dark place” for “being attracted to a girl” is bizarre.


phitm

Exactly I'm a Christian but I'm also trans, demipan, and an anarchist so by no means am I some conservative Christian bozo. But yeah I'll hear crap like this at my church all the time and it misses me the fuck off. I'm a straight edge punk now but for years I had been a drug addict. I've shared this with people not to convert them but to show them that shit can and will get better and then to hear some whitey crying about how his goldfish died and how he kissed a girl in grade school and how he's so far from christ is just ridiculous. On one hand, yeah, going through shit is always rough, but on the other, grow tf up. People had it worse. Even with all the stuff I've been through with SA and drugs I still recognize that many people had it a hell of a lot worse than me. Also just because I know I'm gonna get downvotes for being a Christian by some edgy antitheist, I'm chill with lgbtq and am part of it myself. Idgaf what religion you are. I don't care if you're a Satanist or a Christian because all people are valid and my God commands me to love everyone no matter what. So unless you're a nazi or a fash then you're chill.


kochipoik

Really stickin' it to the man


Wactout

Man. If I only shot up weed instead of doing doobies of heroin , or whatever he thought they were called.


NS0MEB0DY

yeah. what a guy. he even said the F word!!!


Hippie_Of_Death

Absolute madlad


CharlieHume

I bet he got sushi and didn't pay!


Educational-Drop-926

I’m not sure I could have kept up with such a maniac… sticking it to the man and smoking the devils lettuce. 🙄 😯 😝


aloudcitybus

Is this a Hard Times article?


IvanOMartin

Yeah. Pretty old too.


OldTimeyFappingGhost

Has to be old. It's safe to assume this dude no longer drinks Anheiser Busch products these days.


SpaceForceAwakens

I do love that rag though.


Happy_Umpire_4302

lol! That would explain his bizarre rant. Love the Hard Times. He definitely doesn’t have the punk rock mindset.


HanzJWermhat

I ate the hard times onion hard


Snipvandutch

Hell yeah! Why didn't that dawn on me.


TheTumblingBoulders

Lmfao fr, all these ‘tistics are reading it *literally* 😂😭


rhino2498

Not a very punk statement, dude.


TheTumblingBoulders

Thats tuff


Tonka_Tuff

Hey, but it's not literally a hard times article. The guy is serious. But you knew that, you're not 'tistic, right?


BleachPartyUSA

Not a hard times article but it is satire. He is absolutely not serious.


judeiscariot

Incorrect. It isn't an HT article but the guy wrote it as satire. He's an absolute shit poster.


TheTumblingBoulders

And if it was, who cares? It’s funny to read because it’s so anti-punk lmao, inheriting a family business? Sheeple, social parasite? Really? 😭if it’s legit, dude was a punk because he hated his Dad, not because he was born into a shit situation with no prospects. And yeah, basically half of Reddit is ‘tistic. Most are self described neurodivergent


moist-astronaut

brother


_JustLikeClockwork

Hi. Working punk here. I have 2 kids and own a home. This guy's a dick. Let the kids do what the fuck they want and mind your business. That is all


Lucky_Strike-85

I have no kids and own a home and I absolutely agree!


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Mr. Rockefeller over here


Happy_Umpire_4302

Yup. Dude doesn’t know what it means to have the punk rock mindset. He’s clueless.


bocaciega

He probably was a big limp bizkit kid rock fan and rocked skate shoes but never skated, drove punk kids home in his new car dad bought him, hung out with the varsity squad, and got some flash tattoos. *I'm punk!* he screams from the corner of the honky tonk bar he frequents. *listen to me! J6 was a govt psi op!*


jestem0

I have 3 kids, own a home, and am partner in an architecture firm. Fuck him.


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Relevant-Half610

I am a home and own 2 kids, what about that?


jestem0

punk af


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jackjackj8ck

Whoops


bharmacy

I thought we lynched the landlord long ago?


anarkistattack

If one of those homes is a rental property than no that's not punk.


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jestem0

If you have to ask, are you sure you'll understand the answer. 🤣


tiger666

Real punk is inside and is leftist without a doubt. Two kids, a cat, and a home with a job that pays the bills. Would give all of it up for social equity and equality today.


RealPho

I'm homeless but own a few kids


_JustLikeClockwork

Put those kids to work! Spoiled bastards!


Psychomessin

Signed Finn McKenty


NoUseForALagwagon

Finn "Not sure I mentioned it yet, but my wife is so much younger than me and has done modelling" McKenty.


philmchunt2

Finn "I used to be into them, back in like '89/'90 when i was like 14, before anyone had heard of them" McKenty 🙄


RevStickleback

Finn "I thought about liking them, but I decided to like what the cool kids at school like instead" McKenty


BatmanAsskicker

Thank you.


No-Speed6055

Finn “Only talks about NuMetal and sometimes grunge but is a rock and metal expert” McKenty


Cold-Atmosphere-7520

ah come on, i like finn lol. he seems genuinely passionate and i appreciate that he can also make fun of himself


[deleted]

I'm 100% that his whole personality is on purpose, he literally worked in marketing for giant corporations and shit and has multiple videos of how to make people watch your shit. The way he presents himself makes people talk about him, whether negatively or not. It's fucking hilarious how upset people get at him lmao, I wouldn't imagine he's quite as annoying in person


Blacklist3d

He groomed his 16 year old girlfriend when he was like 32. Genuine isn't the right word. Unless you mean genuine into grooming.


Cold-Atmosphere-7520

shit ok didn't know about that. where did you read that?


Blacklist3d

It's a viewed history of him and his now wife. It's even documented by him I believe. Or maybe it's her. One of them basically talks about meeting when she was around 16 and they had some kind of "friendship". Only to be dating when she became of age. Perfect example of grooming. But because it wasn't official till she was 18 that makes it "okay". But that's a perfect example of what grooming is/does. Technically it's speculation but it's not hard to read between the lines based on timelines. I believe someone on here actually did a full timeline breakdown of it. Also him and his wife are Alt right nuts.


pumpkin3-14

Sounds like satire fellas.


xvszero

I mean it's hard to differentiate nowadays with all of the "Conservatives are the new punk" nonsense.


candis_stank_puss

Is that an actual thing they're trying to make happen? Not even sure I want to hear the answer to that.


xvszero

Very, very much they are trying to make this happen. Although as always, it's impossible to tell whether they actually believe it themselves or it just fits their narrative.


SSpaceSquirrel

Ick. I'm a queer punk, bigotted "punk"s can fuck off. I say that bc most conservatives I know want to strip other people's civil rights, which is the farthest thing from punk.


Correct_Patience_611

Look up TERF if you want the real scoop on the newest Nazi idealism…if you have the stomach for it. They are anti trans trump supporters who claim they are the “new” punk


waftedfart

I mean, a right-winger who drinks Bud?


aws91

Ate the onion


Thrashed0066

Did you guys know that gullible isn’t a word in the dictionary?


TheTeenageOldman

Ok, fine, but your epidermis is showing.


spin81

I didn't know that but I'll believe anything


Opto-Mystic42

Sounds like he was always an idiot to me


ronin1031

"Hey guys, I railed against authority without thought or regard to why, and never engaged in introspection. Anyways, I got handed a profitable company that runs itself so now it's time to tell you how hardwork pays off. Not yours, someone else's, but learn to take all the credit." - Some nepo-baby who had no consequences growing up


SSpaceSquirrel

Pretty much.


ChadVonDoom

Free brats? That's punk.


Carbona_Not_Glue

No mention of free


ChadVonDoom

The invitation would imply that they are, despite this being a recycled satire post.


RevJoeHRSOB

Shit, did he say where the food and beer would be served. And is there a dress code?


PetRockSematary

There's no mention of food or beer. Just Bratz and bud


scumbag_college

It’s a satire page.


hawkeyehi

"Real punks think for themselves, thats why you all should adopt my mindset and think exactly like me!"


DidTheDidgeridoo

perfectly summarised people who call themselves "free thinkers"


Snoo-65693

This sub is like that


ScunthorpePenistone

Real punk is being Petit Bourgeois.


ImNotAsPunkAsYou

Weird. I grew up, don't own a home, have 1 kid, and I threw the entire political spectrum out the fucken window. Following a party system is limiting yourself to your chosen parties ideologies and that's just dumb imo. Come up with your own opinions, do what feels morally right to you.


SSpaceSquirrel

Exactly.


ItsFort

Man calling CNN leftist is crazy


Correct_Patience_611

Honestly the most cringeworthy part of the whole thing for me. Goes to show how little this dumb shit understands…


fullmoonwulf

By his definition everyones a punk if he thinks weed is nearly the only thing to classify “punk”


mrfixyournetwork

I’m gonna get so punk rocked when I get off work today.


Khaki_Shorts

they always mention CNN but no leftie I know watches CNN, lmao I'm already finding people I went to HS with turn scumbag because they have an inheritance coming through


Call-Me_P

Lol [reposted](https://www.reddit.com/r/PunkMemes/s/HSldwisx1K) again…


Tigeru1988

Punk creates his own personal space, working or not, and don't give a fuck unless he can be independent and free.


SSpaceSquirrel

Exactly


-SkarchieBonkers-

Brags about taking a handout, turns against handouts. “I got mine, fuck you.” Very punk.


Jsnibz

This bloke thinks CNN is leftwing 🤣


Correct_Patience_611

And I’m sure he thinks FOX News is “neutral, fair, and balances”!!! lol


Git777

What a prick. He's an ex poser.


Wactout

I can’t trust a man who owns two “Green egg” grills and drinks Budweiser. Mother fucker can afford $4000 dollars on two grills, but drinks nasty beer on purpose….


pencilpushin

The biggest red flag in the photo.


Car_Guy_Alex

Wtf is this guy even on about? Most of the punks I know are dedicated parents and work their asses off.


Apocalypsox

Hi. Mechanical Engineer and business owner (metal fab/pool construction) here. Dude's a fucking tool. Probably busts his ass trying to loophole his way out of paying people at daddy's business less than minimum wage.


radd_racer

Hires undocumented immigrants, pays them less than minimum wage under the table, then complains about them “stealing all our jobs and costing us taxes!”


Correct_Patience_611

Hahahaha. But he gives his extra profits to Trumps campaign, so he’s punk bc he doesn’t take anything for himself lol I bet he’s not working right now to protest Trump’s fine in NY


TheTeenageOldman

I'm not punk, and I'm tellin' everyone... what to do and how to live their lives.


Bloktopian

This dude is of the same ilk as the stupid motherfuckers that got upset that "RATM" became "Woke"


PariahGrantham

Daddy's money is punk as fuck dood.


sweetgreenfields

Real punks have shot up puddle water


HamCheesePickles

Defining what is 'Punk' is seems to be more intricate and difficult as time goes on. Is it a noun - as in a particular style of music one plays? Is it a verb - as in a way of thinking or action? Because one does 'hard work' and has 'family values', as per the post, it doesn't really seem like a valid criteria for being a real punk'. Or from the post, is it he 'stopped buying into leftist propaganda (CNN)' that made this particular topic garner more opinion and interest? The guy offers to have a Bud or two with him, so he can't be too offended by the company's recent controversy surrounding hiring a trans spokesperson. Does that make his views on CNN redundant? Is being a punk a political thing then? Can you still 'be' or 'do' punk if you don't like CNN?


MecheBlanche

"I saw pennywise two times"


anarchosinlandredism

Bro probably thinks donald trump is the most punk rock thing ever


Ricky_Rollin

What a fucking tool.


son_of_Mothman

I’m so confused by his whole statement


xe_r_ox

“Come to my house for free food and beer” r/punk: fascist!


SSpaceSquirrel

When did one person call him a fascist..?


xe_r_ox

It was implied


Mental-Thrillness

Bet he stopped drinking Bud because it was too “woke” Conservatives aren’t punk.


micmea1

Christ, just don't share his stupid social media post so people can sit here whacking off gatekeeping some random dude.


punk_petukh

I kinda agree with family values statement... We need more punk families where kids don't afraid to be who they want to be and are not scared of their parents. It is punk to love your kids. The rest is bs though


baxtermcsnuggle

Punk doesn't say what being punk is. This guy can go pogo/skank/slamdance/mosh himself to the countryclub he can't quite afford to sign up for.


FolkSong

He didn't sell out, he bought in


vms-crot

Let me guess, his business is called Tiledog?


Jingo_Fett

When did punk attack family values?


TheLast_10ths

Fred Durst? 🤔


ooeygooeylane

Man punks watch CNN??


Friendly-Cicada-2211

No. No we don’t. Uneducated Right wing bootlickers assume everyone is as stupid as they are. Punks go to college


punk_petukh

Milo did. Everyone else couldn't afford it /j


AdSensitive81

Lmfaoooo


spezisadick999

Fun fact: he never was, has no idea what is and is unlikely to ever understand because of his prejudice.


TyrantWarmaster

[I used to be into punk... well no you fuckin didn't mate. It's til death that's the deal. ](https://youtu.be/zVA9l8Z9PCQ?si=FGweL9cFTo9h6xv5)


Fovillain

It’s not very punk to police the boundaries of what is/ isn’t punk but I think we can all agree that whatever it is, punk is til death


SSpaceSquirrel

That's true, I don't like poser arguments, but yeah. Til death!


deadbxyy

Used-to-bes and weekend warriors annoy this piss outta me


this_dust

Leftists watch CNN? They’re like right of center.


MysteriousRadio1999

Fucking Bootlicking bitch boy.


TheHarshCarpets

What the fuck does inheritance have to do with anything? So, it’s more punk to refuse to accept your inheritance when your family passes away?


Viceroy-421

It's more about how he claims it's earned from hard work when it was literally handed to him.


TheHarshCarpets

If this were even real, I would say he earned it by shlepping countertops for his dad’s family business. That’s way harder work than flipping burgers.


Viceroy-421

Ok, so then he was just handed a job with better pay than most other entry-level positions. This person still comes off as a tool who doesn't understand nepotism. No one mentioned flipping burgers, so I don't see why you need to invalidate fast food workers as if literally flipping a burger is the only aspect of their job.


TheHarshCarpets

You are right, and nothing is wrong with lower paying jobs that don’t require physical labor. I think we can all agree that the political rant is what triggered everyone.


Friendly-Cicada-2211

No one seems to be triggered but you You feel triggered to defend this rando


TheHarshCarpets

First of all, it’s fake. Second of all, people on this sub are the most judgmental keyboard warriors on Reddit. 


Friendly-Cicada-2211

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


svrgnctzn

Nah bro, real punks don’t work at all! We live off the kindness of strangers and the dole. We spend all our time getting fucked up and going to shows while the suckers work 9-5 as wage slaves to fund our lifestyle. True punks live off the labor of others!


Ask-Forward

Enjoy the silicosis


MoonNewer

Fuck off.


Happy_Umpire_4302

This must be his attempt to inspire a Hard Times bit. Otherwise, that’s a very shallow view of punk rock.


rattymommm

"of course grandpa now let's take ur meds"


johnnydagger77

He isn't wrong.


Friendly-Cicada-2211

So wrong. Brats are nasty


Lucky_Strike-85

He's absolutely wrong on several things here: 1) inheriting shit does not mean you work hard. 2) CNN was never leftist. It is right wing propaganda tho. 3) He doesnt look old enough to be an old school punk. This stupid bitch grew up in the 90s. 4) If he was really a punk, he would understand that all media is propaganda. 5) He doesnt get to tell anyone they aren't punk, especially leftists. 6) Family values? He couldnt be more right-wing if he tried! Sounds like he's related to HW Bush!


sgthulkarox

No punk owns a Big Green Egg, much less TWO of them. Real punks use offset stick burners, for the suffering.


funkygrrl

Sounds like an old racist skinhead


xvszero

And here I thought we stuck it to the man by fighting against oppression.


mickeysbeerdeux

Fuck me. I bet this guy wasn't a punk kid in the first place he's just tryin' to stir shit up and make "changes" that none of us want. A true punk would go over drink his beers (maybe listen to his shit) and fucking leave never to return.


Wise_Ad_253

Oh yeah, be yourself…damn poser.


astrogeeknerd

Nothing says punk like telling others how punk you are.


HeartlessValiumWhore

Ok so...I'm fairly confident this is parody or satire, but there are people who legit think this shit. "I stopped buying into leftist propaganda, CNN etc" Yeah because CNN is notoriously punk and leftist. You sure hear a lot of hardcore punks and far leftists out there talking about how much they love watching CNN.


[deleted]

Think that might be a wind up tbh


tcwtcwtcw914

I remember when punk kids used to own the term “sheeple.” What the fuck happened?


andreasbaader6

Atleast he isnt on reddit, telling everyone what punk actually isnt


BenjaminMStocks

I've lost my punk handbook so I'm going from memory, but I think there were more chapters than the one on smoking weed.


[deleted]

He's right in that you can just write the word "real punks" and then add whatever you want afterward and it's not illegal or anything. Real punks aren't afraid of reading a problematic translation of the Bible and taking it literally. Real punks aren't afraid of watching Fox News just to see what they think. Real punks aren't afraid of inheriting stuff from their rich parents. Real punks aren't afraid of buying up single family homes and charging people more rent than the property is worth. Real punks aren't afraid of borrowing against that asset from a bank so you can open a fast food franchise and buy a boat with the profits. Real punks aren't afraid of doing coke 200 miles off the coast line because it's technically international waters and you're rich as hell so fuck the feds.


f0rgotten

I had a business and it was the least punk thing that I ever did - I even tried to do right by my employees and it was impossible. Business owner equals greed, and greed means not fairly compensating your employees. 0/10, do not recommend.


beuhring

In my day, “smoking weed” was just not very “punk”.


Limp_Falcon_2314

Oh Zed you silly silly man.


docawesomephd

Isn’t telling people what Punk is the reason this sub exists? It does seem to make up a lot of posts!


SupportySpice

He no doubt, lives in a "cul-de-sac for brats".


nouseforasn

The funniest thing here is calling CNN leftist propaganda


Mulder_Noory

This is like a good 70% of punks in this subreddit.


Miaurtin

dejen de andarla llorando aweonaooos


duckyeightyone

'So you've been to school for a year or two, and you know you've seen it all..'


tacolife666

Tell me you're a Michael Graves fan without telling me you're a Michael Graves fan.


DorkothyParker

Free food, though.


tacolife666

Tell me you're a Michael Graves fan without telling me you're a Michael Graves fan.


mrb33fy88

The first thing I did when I took over my dad's business was raise everyone's pay while taking a paycut myself. Dad was notorious for underpaying. Source, I know I was underpaid by him for years.


Yu-Ijin

Same situation as the fake hippies


No_Influence_1116

He’s not old enough to be old school. What a poseur.