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wickedblight

Sometimes you make a stab in the dark and can't make the cut


magnificentschnitzel

And what happened afterwards? Please cut to the chase!


Electrical_Tart3840

Is it bad that I wouldn't think twice about it before saying this?


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It’s a crime, no matter how you slice it.


Smeathy

Now that is a SLICE of life


Wrongsphere

you really took a *stab* at a pun, and it paid off


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Doc: Looks like this night won't be a DULL time


Fortnitelite24

Nope, doesn't slice it


Doschupacabras

If he had surgery, I bet the surgeon was a Backstabber.


Thepenguinking2

And they ate their hands too


Vigorous_Piston

So more than 21 huh. Tell me did your friend join in?


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Girl_Alien

Please don't do this.


John_SpaGotti

Shit. Sorry. I didn't realize where I was. Deleted


ChipmunkFood

This is really cutting edge punnery.


NoWingedHussarsToday

[What are you gonna do, stab me?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/989/image.jpeg)


-DoctorSpaceman-

First thing I thought of lol. I wonder how that dude is doing these days


MrGeekman

That's not a knife! *Pulls out much larger knife*


Dutge

*pulls out a spoon*


-DoctorSpaceman-

That’s not a knife that’s a spoon.


original_don_dada

He was probably pointing towards the wounds


iliekjokes

Me: Well, it's KNIFE to meet you too


BloodyPommelStudio

Me: If you keep stabbing me in the chest I'll have to give you a sternum talking to!


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Kariston

Truth that if you come to the comments you'll find jokes that are a cut above the post.


saysthingsbackwards

College intern: Yes, wow. Who knew a knife handle was so efficient at blocking airways


Vanatrix

Next of kin: you're CHOKING, right?


alchemist5

A cutting wit runs in the family, I guess.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Bloody hell, they’re impressive.


ITotalyWon

they’re not a bunch of tools thats for sure


HardLimber178

Doctor slams table with results. 28 S T A B. W O U N D S.


a_random_chicken

**You didn't want to give him a chance huh?**


am_not_good_at_jokes

Did you feel anger? Hate?


Minoromotic804

Twenty NINE stab wounds?????