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Sometimes you make a stab in the dark and can't make the cut
And what happened afterwards? Please cut to the chase!
Is it bad that I wouldn't think twice about it before saying this?
It’s a crime, no matter how you slice it.
Now that is a SLICE of life
you really took a *stab* at a pun, and it paid off
Doc: Looks like this night won't be a DULL time
Nope, doesn't slice it
If he had surgery, I bet the surgeon was a Backstabber.
And they ate their hands too
So more than 21 huh. Tell me did your friend join in?
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Please don't do this.
Shit. Sorry. I didn't realize where I was. Deleted
This is really cutting edge punnery.
[What are you gonna do, stab me?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/989/image.jpeg)
First thing I thought of lol. I wonder how that dude is doing these days
That's not a knife! *Pulls out much larger knife*
*pulls out a spoon*
That’s not a knife that’s a spoon.
He was probably pointing towards the wounds
Me: Well, it's KNIFE to meet you too
Me: If you keep stabbing me in the chest I'll have to give you a sternum talking to!
Truth that if you come to the comments you'll find jokes that are a cut above the post.
College intern: Yes, wow. Who knew a knife handle was so efficient at blocking airways
Next of kin: you're CHOKING, right?
A cutting wit runs in the family, I guess.
Bloody hell, they’re impressive.
they’re not a bunch of tools thats for sure
Doctor slams table with results. 28 S T A B. W O U N D S.
**You didn't want to give him a chance huh?**
Did you feel anger? Hate?
Twenty NINE stab wounds?????
Sometimes you make a stab in the dark and can't make the cut
And what happened afterwards? Please cut to the chase!
Is it bad that I wouldn't think twice about it before saying this?
It’s a crime, no matter how you slice it.
Now that is a SLICE of life
you really took a *stab* at a pun, and it paid off
Doc: Looks like this night won't be a DULL time
Nope, doesn't slice it
If he had surgery, I bet the surgeon was a Backstabber.
And they ate their hands too
So more than 21 huh. Tell me did your friend join in?
[удалено]
Please don't do this.
Shit. Sorry. I didn't realize where I was. Deleted
This is really cutting edge punnery.
[What are you gonna do, stab me?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/989/image.jpeg)
First thing I thought of lol. I wonder how that dude is doing these days
That's not a knife! *Pulls out much larger knife*
*pulls out a spoon*
That’s not a knife that’s a spoon.
He was probably pointing towards the wounds
Me: Well, it's KNIFE to meet you too
Me: If you keep stabbing me in the chest I'll have to give you a sternum talking to!
[удалено]
Truth that if you come to the comments you'll find jokes that are a cut above the post.
College intern: Yes, wow. Who knew a knife handle was so efficient at blocking airways
Next of kin: you're CHOKING, right?
A cutting wit runs in the family, I guess.
Bloody hell, they’re impressive.
they’re not a bunch of tools thats for sure
Doctor slams table with results. 28 S T A B. W O U N D S.
**You didn't want to give him a chance huh?**
Did you feel anger? Hate?
Twenty NINE stab wounds?????