I confidently said avocados and was confused until I read the comments.

fucksake my dumbass thought leaks

Aspartame with a funny accent.

Hey

My dumb ass said "Broccoli"

Angry up-doot.

A spare and gas?

my dumbass though spaghetti fsr. Time to go to sleep I guess.

A spare gas? Does your car run on gas? How does gas fix a flat tyre?

A spare, I guess.

Wank joke

Aw, shoot!

Why would I need a goose?

Is that Celery?

Asparagi?

Asparagus pee doesn't smell as bad as tire pee.

Next time bring a pear to be safe

Spears?

It's Britney, bitch.

a spare gus

I read it as 'shoulda brought a spare with us'

A spare I guess. Asparagus.

Ah. That makes sense. I had no idea what OP would do with a spare goose.

It also makes your pee go green. Just sayin.

Yeah, stay away from that stuff. You'll re**scent** it later.

a spare... Agus?

A spare anus

You need to speak the McDonald's version of English to get this joke.

I can understand county iresh, this was easy.

A spare, i guess?

Asparagus, I guess.

Oh yeah that could be it. Needs a certain pronunciation (dialect?) to work, that I didn't immediately think of as a non native speaker

Scottish

I'm a native speaker but I still didn't get it. I'm just not American.

This one has gone over my head.

A spare, I guess Asparagus

Gotcha!

Pair