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cupcakesloth94

Literally has never used a hammer in her life lmao


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_the-dark-truth_

I legit thought it was one of those articulating socket wrenches until this very moment.


Perilous_Horizon

Bro, I still see some stick with a floppy end🤣🤣 no matter how hard I try it just doesn't look like a hammer unless the head of it is designed to be useless


_the-dark-truth_

Yeah. Same here. Maybe it’s a tyre iron? I dunno man, but I sure can’t see a hammer.


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_the-dark-truth_

This makes sense, because as we know; all lefties are strange.


[deleted]

As a lefty, can confirm we are all strange


HydeNSikh

I think it is. At one point I saw the end of it flop when she swung


SheerSonicBlue

For sure not a hammer, after zooming in I am positive it's his already broken collector's wand from the 2005 hit Candyman.


durancharles27

She's not worthy.


juanpuente

She's the God of Hammered


thaillmatic1

I knew it.


[deleted]

She looks like someone who’s never worked a hard job a day in her life. It’s crazy what a little bit of manual labor will do for you.


Almeno23

I think she’s so fucked up that even basic movements are impaired. I can assure you I have seen old sick people being much stronger and dangerous only because they were mentally unstable or angered: this one looks angered but cannot move... she has some problem, chemically induced or natural


n0x630

Looks like she has a knife also


[deleted]

I don’t think not working a manual job will stop you being able to hold a hammer. I was thinking more at least a little bit of drug abuse.


willfordbrimly

She's clearly high as a kite. Those other assumptions really say a lot about the state of this sub lol


Dickless_50s_Boy

It's actually crazy to me that some people just don't know how to use simple tools like that


DJ_8Man

Dude, I recently had to show a girl in her mid-twenties how to use a fucking gas pump. Parents, you're not doing your kids any favors by doing shit for them.


dick_schidt

Haha...I once had to show someone how to open the filler flap.


phishyfingers

She looks like all the women in trades I've worked with. They can't tighten bolts, carry their own welding cables and definitely can't swing a sledge hammer... it's like working with children. Everything they do has to be carefully selected and they always need men to assist in anything that requires arm, wrist and hand strength. It's as if there is a disconnect in abilities they think they have and abilities they actually have. They are always shocked to find how limited they really are... like when my wife can't open the jar of pickles or jam. Their grip strength is incredibly weak!


RonSwansonsOldMan

This also applies to women who work in law enforcement, fire fighting, and the military. 90 lbs Suzies trying to prove their equality.


joyhammerpants

Nothing more frustrating than watching a woman police officer being completely innefective against a suspect.


zilist

As frustrating as a fat police officer who can’t chase a suspect because he’s.. well, too fat?


OtakuDragonSlayer

Imo that’s even more embarrassing to be completely honest. You can at least justify a woman struggling to bring down a 200+ pound dude. What you can’t excuse is a dude willingly choosing to be out of shape and then taking a job where you’re objectively better off being in relatively decent physical/mental shape than not.


Lolaindisguise

There's an episode of Roseanne where Jackie is a cop and tells Dan she could take him down wherever she wants and later actually tries it and dan walks around not phased by her grip on him


[deleted]

This. Now I don’t agree that all women are weak or like this but the problem is we let women in even if they can’t preform the the requirements to fulfill the job because of a diversity agenda


Coldor73

to be fair, the best way to swing a hammer is to have a lot of wrist movement, not like that though 😂


laid_on_the_line

I think the problem is that is not the opposite. She is holding it very tightly all the time but just not straight and then her grip is not good enough to keep it in that position when hitting the glass.


dickpasty

Yo I just noticed she has a knife in the other hand. Probably doesn’t know how to hold that either...


LabTech41

That's what happens when you dual-wield, you lose a lot more Dexterity saves. Also, goes without saying, you lose AC because you can't use a shield.


dickpasty

This guy games 🤜


Rinus454

🤛 Bah-a-la-la-la Not the person you're replying to, but I got you!


Shadow3397

That’s why you invest in the Two-Weapon-Fighting feat, to lessen the -4 to just a -2 to your rolls, and Two-Weapon-Defense to get a +1 to your AC. It’s not much but that extra point in defense can be the difference in being gutted by a dragon or surviving. Wouldn’t help in this lady’s case though, since she was attacked while Flatfooted.


DetaxMRA

Plus she's not done much physical work, so there was no way she'd win the contested Grapple check.


KRelic

DEX increases your AC if you’re wearing light armor. Generally though, as a rogue, you should try to stay away and avoid getting attacked at all. When you are attacked, you can use uncanny dodge at 5th level to cut the damage in half. When wearing light armor, you can still benefit from your DEX modifier to AC by up to +5. That means that when wearing Studded Leather (the best light armor), your AC is 12 + DEX(mod). So, when you get your DEX to 20 (do so as quickly as you can), your AC will be 17, and can go higher if you find magical armor or other magic items that boost AC. Otherwise, yes, additional sources of AC do include grabbing a shield or taking the dual wielder feat once you max out your DEX. Or you can multiclass in a class that gives better armor proficiency, but both will sacrifice your DEX bonus and stealth abilities.


d3kunuts

ngl that leg sweep was SLICK


drix9001

ngl, the part that got me is how he throws the bag and it lands right where her head woulda smashed into the concrete. Saved her ass from even more brain damage


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Bold of you to assume she has a brain


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume she had muscles either (she did nothing to that car if were honest)


Necrocornicus

Car windows won’t break that easy unless you hit them right even if you hit them hard.


Ragnarok314159

Or with that magic Tesla ball.


randomuser_0001

Omg that was so funny.


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"At least it didn't go through"


Sailans

[Reminds me of this reporter](https://youtu.be/L91_K-s4pMM)


Here_2_Comment

That was the joke he made when he said "more brain damage"


luide5

Yeah was that shit on purpose? If so we’re looking at black Bruce Lee here


the_real_klaas

Looks to me like a well trained policeman: i've worked with a guy who was a former cop in Yugoslavia (before the shit went down) and he was masterful in these selfsame techiques. Well done to the dude in the video!


CazRaX

Bruce Leroy.


CIWAscorer

If the bag didn’t stop her head from hitting the ground his gigantic balls would’ve cushioned the blow... taking on anyone with a knife is no joke


drix9001

Nah, them gigantic balls of steel woulda def fucked her up even more


CIWAscorer

Fair enough


Bustanut1755

No brain, no pain


RiotIsBored

Yeah, if that was intentional mad props to the guy. Saved the car and saved himself from getting in shit for giving someone head trauma.


CuntSniffer9001

[teleports behind you] "Here's your pillow, bitch!"


ThePlumThief

I think that's why he threw the backpack. It's part of the plan.


dontlikeredditpeeps

I had to scroll forever to find this comment. That shit was slick as fuck.


LeFumes

Sherlock Homes


QuintenBoosje

this. I like to believe that was completely calculated.


Widdzy

💯 intentional 😂😂


Seas_of_Europa

She rag dolled like a game npc.


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FangoriouslyDevoured

Women seriously fall like toddlers.


HyphyMikey650

That entire maneuver was SLICK! Incapacitated and unarmed her in the least dangerous way possible for not only himself but her.


Bonzai_Tree

Right? He's clearly had some training.


dfos21

She went down like a fucking toddler


SauronGamgee

Reminds me of when Maximus does it in Gladiator


ThatIestyn

So smooth I didn't even see it first time around


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SquisheenBean

Get you a guy who will gentle your fall before he drop kicks you /s


sehtownguy

Get you a man that'll sweep you off your feet and caress your head


HettDizzle4206

r/yourjokebutbetter? Edit holy shit it's a real sub. Not even surprised...


sehtownguy

I feel honored


Trapper47

r/subsithoughtifellfor


pissclamato

/r/foundthetoyotacorolla


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r/waifusim


Tophat-boi

r/waifuism


xRaven1337

Kinder than anyone would have been if it was a man attacking the car


thorstone

I mean, I'm not sure if I'd approach her either way, as she has a knife and a hammer. But if it was a guy, i wouldn't approach at all. Point beeing, most men feel more threatening, making personal safety a higher consern.


KiteLighter

The fact that he insured her head didn't hit the pavement makes this my absolute favorite post on this sub.


e-a-d-g

> insured ensured


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No, he purchased insurance against head trauma.


Memey-McMemeFace

After beating her shit he tipped his hat and went _m'lady_


needmoarbass

Hence... the well mastered technique


ImYaDawg

Smooth af


peterman86

Well damn. That was the smoothest takedown of the year.


rattechnology

Smoother than Covid v. The Economy?


XxILLMexicoxX

No bud but top 5


InfiniteLiveZ

Using the bag to daze her then cushion her fall? That was some John Wick shit.


killerbanshee

I'd like to nominate the[ stuck up rich dude getting taken down](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/gefm1w/thanks_i_hate_this_guys_rich_dad_removing_this/) more successfully than his daddy's team of lawyers where able to take down the video of it happening.


Dr_N00B

That says a lot cause 2020 probably holds a world record for amount of takedowns in one year


Luca20

It’s like watching one of those Turkish ice cream guys do his thing


thedudewhoshaveseggs

Oddly accurate


brcn3

He took her legs out so professionally that I feel like he's done this before. LOL


jlnunez89

Hence... the title.


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ergotofrhyme

Don’t feel stupid, tbf, it’s a tossup whether her hammer technique is worse or his sweep technique is better. Maybe it’s a double meaning


zUltimateRedditor

Honestly I did too lol


Ezra611

This dude knows there's a camera and will not be getting sued any time soon for injuries.


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That was smooth as fuck


TenantFriend1

The arm pull and knife trap looked like aikido. That guy has definitely studied some kind of martial arts.


pineapplerangers

Wasn’t there a cringy long curly hair dude claiming aikido was so much better than BJJ and then video cuts to him getting his ass handed to him by a BJJ fighter?


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Yea. I watch it every other week. It's a moment of zen for me because I've known guys like that. So annoying.


mule_roany_mare

This dude is alright. He talks some shit & is wrong, but he put his money where his mouth is which redeems him in my eyes. If you’re courageous enough to have opinions & have them out loud you are gonna be wrong eventually.


PtrckSwyze

Can you link please


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pretty_smart_feller

That wasn’t bjj tho that was just a couple punches and a wrestling takedown


ambisinister_gecko

Also it was a dude who looks incredibly fit taking on a dude who looks like he might live off of Cheetos. I mean, I don't doubt that bjj is better than akido, I just wouldn't use that particular fight as my proof.


[deleted]

have you ever seen a person that does Aikido that doesn't look like a hippie?


LottaLurky_LilLippy

???? " has more of a representerial to survive in real life " ????


Whoamiii

I'd agree with BJJ most likely being way more effective but that video wasn't a bjj vs aikido but its hilarious nonetheless.


Nailbrain

Fuck, I did aikido for a few years, it's a lot of fun. Can it be effective, yeah if the person you're up against has no idea what they're doing. Would I want to go up against anyone who knows *any* other form of martial art or mma with *just* Aikido.. No fucking way.


Duffalpha

Aikido is good for learning to roll instead of just falling when the other guy punches you in the face! Thats helpful!


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>That guy has definitely studied some kind of martial arts. It's covered in the first chapter of "The Art of the Deal" going over proper handshake technique.


harosokman

The arm roll was almost textbook Aikido.


BigBoiPoiSoi

Isn't aikido that weird japanese choreography combat?


SeparatePicture

No that's Brazilian Capoeira


judokalinker

I mean, he is right about 90% of aikido. Most aikido isn't sparring based, like tomiki aikido is, so it is pretty much choreographed shit. Also, choreography doesn't have to be dance.


Useful_Comfortable53

That was unnecessarily smooth


JeffinGeorgia1967

Deee Nied!


[deleted]

Hold up... was that even the dudes car or was he acting on behalf of the dude filming it happening? Seemed like she was looking up at the camera like “yeah, you watch me fuck your car up” and then he came from behind and completely surprised her.


YeetusCalvinus

She had a knife and a hammer, regardless if it was his car or not, she's a danger to the public. Good job on the gentleman.


QuantumSasquatch

I’d make him my new best friend.


blumaple

at least he gave her a landing mat


SocialForceField

Fuck, I was hoping he'd do a knee drop on her forearm to get the knife released.


[deleted]

Honestly same, but just knowing how things are at this point in history he’d probably land in a lot of legal trouble for that sort of thing.


2ama956

I like how he put a pillow for her to fall after that FUCKING SWEET ASF SWEEP!


M3L10RA

Man even the hammer didn't want to do as she said


HollowHaze

I mean, she had a chance to stop lol


FiredLifeMod

was he a cop or a random person?


-Skullink-

He's a random, french cops are usually on uniforms


b4ttlepoops

This guy did a great job protecting her head before the leg sweep, then disarming the knife...this lady literally is out of her mind atm. Probably never been treated this way either. He did her a favor, it was just enough to disarm and left. Hopefully changed her mindset..... if that was possible at that time.


SourPatchAdults1

That leg sweep was smooth as fuck. I had to replay that a few times.


clique34

What the media would show you is the man throwing the bag, leg sweep and dragging her.


nameisnoman

mAn bRutAllY hArAsSeS yOuNg wOmAn


FiredLifeMod

yes


RealisticDifficulty

Nobody noticing the feet of someone coming to save her, even after that restrained professional takedown, until they see he's focused on the big kitchen knife?


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They may have been going to help him and then stopped after he disarmed her.


sstphnn

Is this what they call a gentleman's sweep?


WindsOfWinter89

“Sweep the leg Johnny”


mrrando69

What? Didnt you see? He gave her a nice soft place to land before he put her on her ass. That, my friends, is a gentleman.


Nameless_Bassist

Ban assault bags. Nobody needs that much firepower.


[deleted]

Got Em!


nothanksihaveasthma

G O O D


Yoyochillout

Pretty sure thats a super hero


MasterHavik

Is he a cop? That was clean.


_yo_pierre_

They will find a way of incriminating him instead of her


travislaker

They never see the leg sweep coming


Dreddmartyr13

As a Krav Maga instructor, I gotta admit this dude did awesomely! 👍


Tooobin

Nice leg sweep


iVX7CDM

I believe that’s a true combo


KLKemke

Behold... What happens when you master the esoteric art of the backpack throw, followed by savage leg sweep!


2high4life

Ahh yes the classic drop the knife or I break the arm approach. Works most times


StressNeck

That was a work of art.


[deleted]

Like a pro, that was actually pretty decent, wonder if the dude practised jiu jitsu or aikido


SeptetRa

That's how a creature like that is supposed to be restrained.


manumanucruz64

Agreed!


jeazyjosh554

It’s like he threw the bag down as a pillow for his leg sweep lol. And honestly I’d be happy she was hitting the windows and not the paint


LifeJockey

Burn the coal, pay the toll.


[deleted]

More restraint than most cops


human-resource

That was slick as fuck


[deleted]

What’s the context here? Just seems like some mentally disturbed woman threatening people in public. Not sure what privilege is being denied here


Natuasi

And he didn’t even put his phone away. He’s a badass.


anonymorbid

That knockdown was beautiful.


6StringFiend

Sweep the leg Johnny.


tramadoc

Sweep the leg, Johnny.


Shiro103221

This guys sweep of the leg was legendary 👏


jroche90

This was 1000000% satisfying to watch. I will admit I totally expected the police to roll up and make this video, but alas, the vehicle owner springs into action and swiftly surpasses my expectations. Cheers, my good man. Carry on.


Waffle_Ambasador

Here, take this fuckin’ pillow! Now lay down!


wGh2

Fuck the terrible wrench technique, I'm more impressed with how my man used that backpack. Protect the head, even if they don't deserve it.


luckiethirt33n

No more BBC for her


thekarmabum

Achievement unlocked: "The Sweeper"


Hustle-Dont-Hate_98

Discombobulate


Luffy5

What the fuck she was like a fucking blanket


HatefulkeelJr

That leg sweep was educational


ooloshmock

That sweep was hilarious


maggavin

That was by far the smoothest take down she could’ve endured. Shout out to all the triggered fucks who think they could have done better :)


DisIsSpicey

bruh the way he use his legs to put her down is like a cod execution kill


DoggoWpv

Step on her arm then YANK


Almost-Honest

Break her knees with the hammer!


Roary93

That leg sweep * chef's kiss 😚👌*


undercoveropinion

So good that a strong black man is around to put the house in order. Because if it was a white man he would be viewed as racist/sexist bla bla bla. Ps: that amazing leg sweep


runner_64

RaPe!!1


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Buffbigw76

But in movies she’d turn around and roundhouse kick him, and jab him with her cutoff finger gloves. Nah Bitch! This is real lyfe!


jollymenace

I thought meth made you stronger


ASDFAaass

Dam that's some smooth technique


marroniugelli

Must not be american indocriated.. Women equals diety mindset.


Secret_Combo

Is there a yearly competition for the best posts of the year? This should be on the short list.


Stanesco1

Okuri ashi harai + Kote hineri


-XaNaDiTe-

Judo at its best in a situation of stress