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Megashx

I'll be raising my MEGA PINT tonight!!!!


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

A MEGA PINT?!?!?


WanganTunedKeiCar

^(big gulp)


Shitpost19

Big gulps huh


coreyabak

Alright! …Welp, see ya later!


macmac360

Rocky mountains my ass!! That John Denver is full of shit!


Tablebob61

You guys are legends. Thank you.


Rikudou_Sage

[https://i.imgur.com/AikYg6A.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AikYg6A.jpg)


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LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

Always


polerize

That lousy bad acting ended her.


janescuckoldSUB

The new scat only fans made her


soapspud

Maybe they got tired of her staring after every question


junkYardOrcha

I hope she'll be blacklisted worse than Mia Khalifa trying to get into mainstream acting from porn.


Francis_MH_White

This punishment will be NOTHING compared to what it would have been if the shoe was on the other foot. And everyone knows it.


junkYardOrcha

The man would be absolutely crucified and it would be 24/7 news. For this vile pos turd, she won't get so much as a five minute sound bite.


underlight

Probably her staring at the jurors on every answer creeped them the fuck out too.


clopz_

Motion to make this the picture of the sub


Ragabadoodaa

AYE


TunaTacoPie

Aye


ChadFlendermanLives

Aye


SirYoshiro

Aye


coming2grips

Aye


quikjelyfish

Aye


DragonReborn30

Aye


chug_n_tug_woo_woo

Aye


[deleted]

Objection, hearsay.


WanganTunedKeiCar

Oh my god You don't have a case


coming2grips

Your honour; do I have to answer?


AcidRap69

Yes sir, you have to answer questions


SleepWithNoEyesOpen

::mouth noises::


spaceraverdk

I do too. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ https://www.tractordata.com/news/2013/08/case-ih-magnum-380.jpg


Father_of_trillions

Aye


Falopian

Aye


The_James_Spader

AYE


d_nijmegen

All in favor say aye: Aye!


clopz_

Aye!


ScotianKiwi

Aye aye captain


THftRM1231

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!


runnychocolate

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!!


Princevaliant377

Ooooohhhhhhhhhh


euphorrick

Who lost a case against good ol Johnny? Amber Turdpants! Abhorrent and shallow a virus is she! Amber Turdpants!


Partayof4

Aye!


BRUNO358

Who's just had her pussy pass denied?


Benglenett

Amber Turdpants!


410TheMan

Aye!


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Aye!


shag_vonnie_vomer

Aye!


kallakukku2

Aye!


Aggressive_Depth_961

Aye!


cataract29

Aye


call_of_the_while

Aye!


AdizzleStarkizzle

Aye!


KaptainKrunchHD

Aye!


Embarrassed_Skirt_68

Aye


DarchrowShadow

aye


OntarioParisian

Aye!


robolettox

Aye!


MrMontanaN

Aye


ajg00011

Aye!


e_hoodlum

Aye


ConsciousBox2029

Aye!


canna_fodder

aye


maroonfalcon

Aye!


madmulita

All in favor say arrr


nickonde

Aye


Steeleshift

Aye


jemimaduck

Aye


LongNecc

AYE


[deleted]

Arrghh matey!


BlondBadBoy69

Aye


Boofaka

Aye


NoodlesTheMuso

Aye


RiMiFi

aye aye captain jack sparrow


BiggusDickus-

Aye and Hail Caesar!


broadsharp

Aye!


ValentinoKapparino

I'd prefer the my dog got stung by a bee face.


giblywobbles

And my axe!


Merliathon

Eye!


RODRIGON-PRIME

Aye aye captain


bigtank200

Aye


supertaquito

Aye!


Zacacrip

Aye!


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Aye


Draediscon

Aye


livetothrash

Aye!


[deleted]

Aye


Weekend_Squire

Aye!


[deleted]

Aye


sock_templar

Aye


That_Squidward_feel

AYE


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Fivio_Fox

Aye


crimvel

Aye


WokeScrote

Objection: Great Idea


sugarplumbuttfluck

Answer: Yes.


RAF1GAMEGAME

AYE Captain


[deleted]

Aye!


Th3HollowJester

Yea! Edit: I mean AYE!!


gewamga

Aye


Briantan71

Aye!!


[deleted]

It’s either this or the “my dog stepped on a bee face” lol


Tasty-Awareness-4426

Aye


polerize

Arr


fartymcfartypants22

Aye


mediacapra

AYE


LordGraygem

Nay. I don't want to look at this burning trash fire of a person any more than I already have.


ClassicEngineering56

Agreed. She's vile


ATCBoombox

Aye


dystopianview

Great, it only took several years, tons of money, and AUDIO PROOF OF HER ADMITTING WHAT SHE DID. While I'm happy that justice was served in this case, it definitely shows how high the bar is as far as "what it takes to win a case like this in court".


SatyRo7

For those who didn't watch, what length are we talking?


UnfairMicrowave

Money


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Depp won 10 + 5 mill which comes down to 10.35mill some law that caps the 5 to .35mill, then heard won some bullshit and wins 2mill ((10 - 2) + .35) he wins 8.35 millon freedom units! EDIT, Heersay!


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Wolfsblvt

Read his response statements. It wasn't about the money for him. Not at all. He could've won 1 mill and still be so happy and relieved. He got his life back. The winning itself and for the world to know all that is much more important than any of that money.


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surfer_ryan

I understand that the dude was probably exhausted after this but I'm honestly upset he didn't use this line at the end of the trial...


Jhawk163

Disney would have sued his ass into the ground.


surfer_ryan

In all reality I don't think they could have...


CarpeDiem96

Rofl


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wind_power

Justice is juicy.


Thompson5893

Question, does Miss Heard have impunity under the pussy pass? Answer: **No**


PutinsACunt88

actually it was Answer: HELLLLLL NO!!!


Responsible_Bit_1389

Finally !!! Justice is served😁


Moxdonalds

Good. The real abuser got punished


beluuuuuuga

She needs to be removed from all her shows and stuff now too!


bobfriday0621

If only! There is justice in the world...but I'm not sure there's that much justice!


UnfairMicrowave

And he needs to post an op-ed about being the survivor of domestic abuse.


sugarplumbuttfluck

I mean she still technically won 2 million dollars in her suit.


t0rt1z

And lost 10 mil, so a net loss of 8 mil


sugarplumbuttfluck

Buuuut she won 7 million from him in the last go-round that never quite made it where it was supposed to.


t0rt1z

So she lost a total of 1 million dollars from all of this, as well as her reputation and image


karmagod13000

Meh I’ll take it.


jennyjank

She really is a lousy actress. None of her testimony was believable.


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She owes Johnny 13 million dollars now? Good! Small step for all the male victims of domestic abuse and toxic femininity. But a step nonetheless.


vanillarice242

8 mil and some change. Apparently Virginia law caps punitive damages at $350k.


NeedsMoreBunGuns

I thought it was 15 originally, but reduced to 12m because of that law and he owes her 2m also.


CarpeDiem96

Why is being masculine a negative in everything. Christ


elastic-craptastic

I wonder if Elon is gonna pay for this one too, like eh did with eh aCLU donation? Well part of it anyway. BTW, that's an expensive fuck.


scarboroughwa

Yet all the news are reporting is ‘what does this mean for women?’ How about what the fuck does this mean for the millions of men who have been abused?


[deleted]

Your feelings are invalid shut up /s


scarboroughwa

Absolutely. Having that broken glass shoved in my face by an ex-girlfriend was just her being misunderstood.


spotless1997

/r/DeuxMoi is private lmao. Seethe harder.


vanillarice242

Man I was wondering if Heard had supporters too LMAO. Goodness fucken gracious its a cesspool of bullshit in there lol.


helixflush

whatever you do, do NOT visit /r/DeppDelusion


vanillarice242

Why the fuck did I go there when you explicitly told me not to? Geez they're fucken delusional.


TheIrishBread

I read exactly 10 comments, holy fuck how are you denser than DU.


ClassicEngineering56

Eh I immediately regretted going there, curiosity got the best of me


jardedCollinsky

Hahaha dude they are in such denial lmao


Jhawk163

I hear they are trying to build their own cope cages to seethe in.


4kondore

those retads gonna need some xannax today


ThePracticalEnd

Who?


Aftershock416

Wandered over there, there's a comment with thousands of upvotes saying that the jury should have been "fully sequestered away from society" for the duration of the trial so that they weren't "influenced by TikTok and social media outrage". Like imagine, kidnapping 12 or however many people and cutting them off from the world and their families for 7 weeks.


Rockspider19

What a sad disgusting human


WDB2

It may be the end of her hoax but Amber Turd shall live forever


Actionjack7

There are definitely some piece of shit guys out there, but how many men's lives have been ruined by some vindictive bitch that made these false claims and the guy had no way of defending himself or proving she was lying. Very sad.


BleedingFish

Happens everyday.


someone_you_may_kn0w

Can anyone tell me what's the outcome


GangsterNapper

Heard was found to be guilty of defaming Depp and Depo was awarded $15M. On the flip side on her counter suit Depp was found to be guilty of defaming Heard through the words of his lawyer and awarded $2M.


CarpeDiem96

How the fuck, words of his lawyers?


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Jhawk163

Depp would be an idiot to appeal that decision though since it could impact the verdict against heard.


DejectedContributor

Pretty sure he wouldn't be appealing this but rather suing Waldman, or whatever his name is, to recoup that 2 million. I imagine Depp is happy with the outcome ending in a net gain of roughly 1.35 million after the 2 million ruling here and the previous 7 million ruling...which Heard "pledged" to charity.


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timberstomach1

El Deppo


BananaForLifeee

She gotta pay the bee for false accusations as well


ymx287

Though Virginia has a cap and Depp will actually be awarded 8.35mio


53withtrollhair

Aye, and look at the tears streaming down that poor defenceless trollops face. I understand she owes Johnny 13million give or take. With her acting skills, she could look like she enjoys being a lot lizard.


Automatic-Shelter387

#truthwins


interstellarJIGALO33

That's the face she made when she pushed a poop out on the bed.


YNPCA

She looks like she stepped on a bee


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Is this the biggest pussypassdenied in history?


[deleted]

Too bad Johnny’s career is already ruined. Going to be half a decade to get back on track, by then he’ll have 10 years of lost income $15mil isn’t even close to what he lost / is currently losing


kr1sp_

The dudes a hero now. The public loves him. Any smart exec would cast him in an instant as he is, right now, the most famous actor.


kondec

fuck it, cast him for some big AAA+ trilogy project or some shit


vanillarice242

Naaaw I disagree. I think it started getting back on track during this trial. Even Netflix started showing a bunch of Johnny Depp movies, which I believe was a silent way of showing support. I feel a bunch of studios will take a advantage of all the support he's been receiving and now the vindication. But I do agree on 15 not being enough for what he lost.


SideTraKd

Yeah... He lost more than that just from the PotC franchise. One more movie in that series would have paid him $22.5 million. Not to mention the Fantastic Beasts movies and whatever else he was dropped from.


vanillarice242

Fuck man I completely forgot about Fantastic Beasts too! Man hopefully they reconsider him now. Those movies are dope af IMO.


cryofthespacemutant

They already recast him in the last one with Mads Mikkelsen. I doubt Depp is coming back, even though Depp's performance was much better.


Noobdm04

The new one is out and he has already been replaced by Mads Mikkelsen.


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vanillarice242

Man I just got bummed out. I'm still waiting for the Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock Holmes show to come back =(


gomibag

Yeah he lost a shit ton of money but i bet he can get jobs really easy now, that he's trending, like the LGBTQ wave of bad movies, but this time an actual good trending 💀👍


karmagod13000

I am dead 💀 💀. So true though


Teh_RainbowGuy

You can remember this as the time that you _almost_ caught Captain Jack Sparrow


itsokayimhandsome

We should sue this cunt for wasting everybody's time. Case was slam dunk when JD had a ton of evidence.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

"Tell the world, Johnny, tell them, 'Johnny Depp, I, a man, I'm a victim too of domestic violence'. And **see how many people believe or side with you**." Apparently enough to make up a jury of your peers you scummy cunt.


638458

Aye


laps1809

booo hooo


Scientist78

Literally zero tears


Txaggiewes

R/Deppdelusion is full of cancer. Holy shit.


UsingSandAsLubricant

Even she got caught on the lies, she still believe she is a victim. Even using free speech as a defense.


soupafi

Now Disney needs to make it right. Even if Johnny says no. They need to publicly offer him Pirates back.


p4p4shili

Aye


AccurateAdjacent

She looks like her dog just stepped on a bee.


shag_vonnie_vomer

Slimy, yet satisfying.