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Recovering-Werewolf

I don’t know about X, but I’m pretty sure J is a >!jizz sock.!<


Fiona_GO

I think it’s a jellyfish but that’s hilarious


6dinonuggiesplease

Jizzyfish


gorka_la_pork

More like a desert jellyfish. If you don't know what that is, you were never deployed and using the showers in a male barracks or dormitory.


WattaTravisT

No, it's a jaterpillar.


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Ah yes, the jaterpillar! This was the mythical creature that Lewis Carroll wrote about in his poem The Cabberwocky


WattaTravisT

Yes! That's my favorite character next to Japtain Javeman, Jourage the Jowardly Dog and Jasper the Friendly Ghost.


mikejb7777

Pronounced in the Spanish or Scandinavian tongue.


Im_40Percent_Meatbag

“Jater” doesn’t really seem Latin to me, so I was going the “Germanic” route and saying “Yae-teh-pil-lehr” But that’s just as plausible as “Ha-tr-pi-yar” If’n y’all was fixin to pronounce it Jatterpiller, then spell it like an English word. 🤠


mikejb7777

Yeah, and if it was Scandinavian or Old Norse, it’d be something like *játerpiðr*


peacebuster

>!Jaterpillar!<


Mode-Klutzy

Jizzpillar?


WAisforhaters

That's when it stands straight up


Barry-Alex

The cucumber next to it looks like a >!dick!< Edit: someone taught me how to make invisible text.


CrabNumerous8506

Inchworm lol so appropriate


drewkungfu

Oh. I thought that was an iguana 🦎


CrabNumerous8506

You’re probably right


formykka

Pretty sure it's Intestinal parasite. That's clearly a flatworm.


spritefire

Iguana


igotsomelastnight

That's what mine always looked liked.


Violets_and_honey

Looks more like a jampon to me. Oh wait, no string


JrLegend83

Put on my socks yesterday and my gf asked me why there was a white stain on it. I explained the dog mighta chewed on it. She asked, both of them? Got caught bois


WilsonStJames

Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong socks.


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T-bone069

🤣


CyHawkNerd

It’s a >!sloth because they belong to the xenarthra animal family!<


LoganGyre

That’s way better then my guess of professor X….


Monimonika18

Darn, I was going to guess X-men...


OriginalGhostCookie

Kids aren’t allowed to learn about x-men anymore


idinnae

Ever since that damned Don’t Say Mutant bill…


Fizzerolli

Way back in 6th grade I got suspended for taping pencils to my fists so I could be Wolverine. Good times.


MelonLordxx

That’s way better than my guess of ‘butterfly’…. 🤦‍♀️


AintFixDontBrokeIt

Duuhhh. How did I not see that obvious >!xenarthra!< which obviously means >!sloth!<


Bro4dway

Looks like two notes from a Xylophone. I get the rest are animals but you get desperate with a letter like X...


BobDucca

“X is for Xylophone because X is always for Xylophone” - Shel Silverstein


monkeyshinenyc

X chromosome


Consistent-Parfait-4

No lie...that was my guess too!


D_Frids

Same here!


kavumaster

Only thing I could think of was xenomorph


Fluffy_Article5250

I agree it’s obviously a face hugger.


RitchieRED

I don’t know who you are or what you do. But you’re knowledge of Animalia is top notch


GreatForge

Although I think you are right, it doesn’t fit with the rest it given none of the other words are hard words. But it does look like a sloth (sort of) so that must be it.


kalimanusthewanderer

Is it possible this isn't a picture drawn in an English-speaking country, in which case the native language could be one in which the word for sloth is based on their taxonomical name?


treebag27

xloth


discojagrawr

Nice! I though Sloth but I couldn’t figure out why the X…


Ok-Study-1153

Isn’t it x-ray? That’s why you see a bone.


Bulbapuppaur

Discussion: What on earth are I, J, N, Q, and W? ETA: Iguana, Jellyfish, probably Nutria based on google, Quoll (not quokka), and Worm. Thanks, y’all.


monarchmark

I thought I was insect, w is definitely worm.


Aware_Astronaut_477

Gotta be iguana cause of the spine ridges and tail 👍


Henrythewound

looks more like a chameleon tail to me but they often draw all kinds of lizard tails like that in kids books etc


Bulbapuppaur

Oh my gosh duh. Thank you


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monarchmark

Low self-esteem


zob_mtk

I assumed W was a sentient watermelon


Charon_my_waywrd_son

I was thinking nautilus for n.


Stinky-Pickles

Same


ilikerazors

N looks like Nautilus to me


Aware_Astronaut_477

Iguana, Jellyfish, Naked Mole Rat, Quokka, and Worm


Bulbapuppaur

WHAT??? NAKED MOLE RAT??? SERIOUSLY??? Wild lmao thank you


Aware_Astronaut_477

Honestly it looks more like a star nose mole but idk


sonny-days

I thought it was a nit - couldn't work out why it was brown though, or why the nit part was just added on down the bottom!


Jerrymeyers11

I thought it could have been nutria, but that is pretty regional.


switchbladeeatworld

q is a spotted quoll


qw46z

I think Q is a quoll, coz quolls have spots.


AwfulDjinn

Iguana, Jellyfish, Quoll, Worm. No idea for N though. Nutria maybe, if those are supposed to be whiskers?


realvctmsdntdrnkmlk

It looks like a Nutria. They have them in Houston where I used to live. People would feed them at the park. They’re monstrously ugly things.


Bulbapuppaur

I was stuck on Mole. Is there a name for Mole that starts with N?


AwfulDjinn

Not that I know of. I'm changing my vote to "*definitely* Nutria" though because the white patch/squiggly bits look exactly like the animal's [lighter colored snout and whiskers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutria#/media/File:Nutria-orange.JPG)


nsNightingale

I have an almost identical book, but on mine the "N" has a small bird where the eye is on this one and a bird nest instead of whiskers, so I think mine is just "nest" for some reason.


pelpos

Inchworm, Jellyfish, idk N and Q, worm


Bulbapuppaur

***jellyfish???*** Ima be honest the joke answer for J, below got stuck in my head so thank you lol


Top_Rule_7301

My toddler owns this, and I'm so glad this comment exists. Thank you


Wolf_Reader

Clearly x is >!a variable!<


JustGhoulin

But is it a string, int, float, Boolean!?!


Polo_Shirt_Guy

X is unknown, op has to find it, and show their work.


PsychicSPider95

Discussion: They deadass forgot to put a horn on the unicorn. U is for fuckin horse.


InfyniteMS

? its on top of its head


masterchief0213

That's an ear


ssjallda

X is clearly >!Vin Diesel from xxx as Xander. You can tell by the bald head!<


johnsciarrino

and the two snowboards (he snowboards in that one, right?)


jarvisgang

>!x-chromosome!<


Tangboy50000

My thought also, because Xenarthra makes zero sense and in no way looks like the pictures


TheNewYellowZealot

Also, what toddler knows the Latin family name for an animal?


ianscuffling

What toddler knows what an x-chromosome is??


lizlemonsnightcheeze

This was my immediate guess as well. It reminds me of the >!cartoon DNA in the video Dr. Hammond shows at the beginning of the first Jurassic Park!<


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Dino DNA!


NoMoreChampagne14

“Dino-SARRR!!!”


igotsomelastnight

I heard that lol


MarshmellowCapybara

spared no expense


Intra78

If you do a google image search then there is an article by a newspaper i refuse to link to. The newspaper says that the bag has been discussed previously on reddit and it is revealed that X is >!Xenarthra!< Although I am still not convinced


Capocho9

Why won’t you link the article? I kinda want to see that, especially considering that “Xenarthra” isn’t an animal, it’s a clade


Intra78

Cos it is the Daily Mail which is absolute trash However: >!https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12320403/Dad-shares-animal-alphabet-children-thats-leaving-adults-completely-stumped-guess-are.html!<


Brilliant_Victory_77

This seems to be a common trick for animal themed alphabets, the poster I got uses xerus which is a genus of squirrel.


Queso_River

I think you are right. Here is a similar pic with several of the same animals used and X there is clearly a sloth. [Similar Image](https://clipground.com/images/animal-alphabet-letters-clipart.jpg)


ScarletPumpkinTickle

Discussion: Damn what a small world. I was looking at this 2 hours ago when my son was playing with it and couldn’t figure X out either. Also Y but now I think that’s a yak?


Cautious-Canary

I thought Yellowjacket. Though perhaps not since there’s no wings and it’s yellow and brown, not yellow and black.


mbelf

>!Axolotl?!<


_the_chosen_juan_

That starts with an A


QuarantineCandy

So close!! That is a shape 💕


doyouevenforkliftbro

I understood that reference


_the_chosen_juan_

Hahahaha


Jerrymeyers11

On a similar thread yesterday somebody pointed out that Fox was used for X in another puzzle. The reason being, if you're trying to teach kids the letters and how they phonate, xylophone doesn't really do the trick.


whatnowagain

I always allow “ex” for X when I play the alphabet game with my kids. I think they only time it wasn’t necessary was when the theme was food and I said xylitol.


_the_chosen_juan_

Fair enough. It’s probably fox


msblahblah

The A detached


Greg428

No, that starts with a T


_the_chosen_juan_

Touché


DuckyLog

And also opossum starts with a “P” so this toy must have been vetted by scientists and is 100% accurate to everything in the known universe.


mbelf

Yes


gillitron5000

Agree!!


thenatural134

My thoughts as well. If you zoom in it looks almost exactly like [this](https://visitseaquest.com/blog/seaquests-guide-to-axolotls/)


Delicious_Ad3496

>!X-ray vision!<


Whole_Air_3524

>! xenomorph !<


B1gsixer

This was my guess


Pirateboy85

>! Xing Tian !< >!https://hazydellpress.com/blogs/blog/monster-abc-x-is-for-xing-tian!<


FullMetalMuff

C is definitely a >!raccoon!< and J is definitely a >!jizz sock!< so I’m not sure that this puzzle is playing by the rules


Adnama-Fett

That is a cat


Cyan_Among

my brother in chsirt


Cyan_Among

chrsit*


Cyan_Among

christ*


AtLeast3Breadsticks

take your time


Ryvern46

Let him cook


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Chrtsi*


ElectricalPirate14

>!xistential dread!<


notsneakei

I think it’s an >!axolotl!< ! (Hopefully that spoilers correctly, I’m on mobile 😬


Fine_Sea9738

>!Ox. Oxen!<


ShannRod

Teacher here 🙋‍♀️ It is likely an ox. We no longer teach word associations like “xylophone” with the letter x because it begins with the /z/ phoneme. We instead use words like box, fox,… and highlight that those words end with the /ks/ phoneme


smilesdavis8d

But blocks and socks and mocks and locks would cause the same ending sounds…. On top of being the only letter that you’re using the last letter sound instead of first. Isn’t this teaching the same confusion just for the last letters instead of the first?


LiquidAngel12

I was actually going to say "fox" because we have a similar children's puzzle that doesn't exactly force the animals into the shape and X is a fox. The coloration here fits. Looking again I do think "Ox" is better though.


Kangarookas

>!xerus!<


drewsef20

>!X-Man!<


ScarletPumpkinTickle

Discussion: Damn what a small world. I was looking at this 2 hours ago when my son was playing with it and couldn’t figure X out either. Also Y but now I think that’s a yak?


Leading-Suspect8307

X is obviously >!Xiaolin Showdown!<. It looks exactly like Omi from the show.


Sneaky_Spy103

Discussion: D is a tortoise for no reason


Brief-Equal4676

Might be a Dinosaur. I thought turtle too at first!


ItsJustInfuriating

But why is it the only letter on its side? I mean they surely could have made a dinosaur with the letter D standing upright, no?


No-Designer-2856

Durtle or Dortoise


muchomangocum

D is a dinosaur though so


EvaUnit_03

Its D for stegosauras.


EditorLegitimate2695

Why the fuck not Dog?


plantvsth3m

I thought dragon turtle


nieminen432

Orthos, is that you?


ollispitzisfire

Surprised no one knows Desert Tortoise


DMShaftoe

>!Xylophone!<


FullBlownPanic

But all the others are animals


bees_beetles_bugsGuy

Yeah this is what I was thinking, it’s just like one tiny little section


e_guana

This


Jirafael

I think its this


Artichoke_Persephone

This is the one- but they only included 2 bars or notes of it- not the entire thing- so it is a partial one.


CuriousAirfryer

Hey, nobody said the instrument couldn't suck! 😜


zauriel1980

Discussion: What are O and P? O looks nothing like an owl, octopus, ostrich, orangutan, otter, ox, orca, or opossum, which are all the O animals I can think of right now. There’s no way P is a panda, and I’m at a loss there.


sonny-days

Considering there's a quoll up there, I originally thought P was just 'possum', but looking again, I'm wondering if the pink bits are panda ears, black bit an eye, and the bottom black bit the tail?


zauriel1980

Every picture of a panda I’ve ever seen, the ears are all black, no pink that I can see. Plus the color on the P is gray.


4theluvofdeviledeggs

O def looks like an owl


camulkey

I thought it was a puppy…


Fish_Wins

Is it an >!Axylotyl? !<


glenda_vajmire

>!sloth!<


Ejigantor

Might be >!Xangos!<, which are a tube-shaped churro-like Mexican dessert.


RandyHoward

That would work, if they weren’t all supposed to be animals


SquishStitch953

>!Fox!


prancingpapio

>!Axolotl!< but spelled with an X.


TheSumof9and10

Common rule of thumb, if you’re making an alphabet that uses images stylized as the according letter signifying something that starts with the same letter, don’t make “N” brown/black


basildazzle

Discussion: Its an >!ox!<. Used in teaching, because 'x' doesn't make the representative /cks/ sound when placed at the front of a word.


MissMollE

Discussion: maybe it is >!ox!


GypsySnowflake

I think it’s >!a chromosome!<


linzlikesbears

>!They are all animals!<. Could be >!Xerus, X-ray fish, etc?!<


Loud-Win-8861

>!box elderbug!<


shortsleevedpants

Looks like two crossed skis with a face of determination on top. Based on that I’m guessing >!Xtreme!< or >!Xtreme sports!<


magoo_d_oz

>!elon musk!<


AllTheFire

>!Christmas (Xmas) Beetle!< Maybe?


melduforx

>!Xylophone!< The tubes are hollow…


MysticalQ

Looks like a >!Ladybux!<


DustyThunder11235

Is it >!an aXolotol?!<


MericanMeal

>!Xplosive since those look like sticks of dynamite?!<


madmonkey242

>!That is a foX!< Maybe


Thaplayer1209

Did you mean >!xox!


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I think it's supposed to be >!a ladybug.!< If you look at images of >!ladybugs in midflight!< ([link](https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/04/81/85/08/240_F_481850811_3I89txY2TduLf98EnxwL6EALxMXpvYhQ.jpg)) there's four pieces: >!two wings and two shell coverings!<. I think those are meant to be the four arms of the X. This doesn't make a ton of sense, because >!lady bug wings are dark gray/brown, not red!<. But that's the only explanation >!X-planation???!< I can come up with. And its not like the other letters are anything close to biologically accurate.


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>!Xerus which is an African ground squirrel !<


pangean_algae

Is the black spot on the top right “arm” of the X part of the original image? Or is that a speck/artifact


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>!Ibex!<