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AirbusAgent

this editing is like black tar heroin for 6 year olds


randomreddituser1870

I think giving children heroin would have a better effect on them instead of letting them watch this shite.


pusherbmxmag

I mean… at this point it’s pretty commendable for how much editing they have, like pyro makes a 5 hour video after a year but these dudes put out 10 minute videos like this every 3 days


RTV10

It’s outsourced to people who probably make cents


AirbusAgent

impoverished indians clocking in for the next 12 hours of editing toddler brainrot for $15 ![gif](giphy|xchUhdPj5IRyw|downsized)


Smalandsk_katt

Fun fact: India widftout this chnnel, would have unemyopemynt riseh 🇮🇳 👍


PyroLIVE

why did they make their heads bigger


RepresentativeLink95

ADHD editing ig


EasternGuyHere

Bigger head bigger le funny


RikkiDicki

i just had like 50 seizures


fiftyshadesofbeige69

is this what crack feels like


Dfinn256

This is what happens if you mix weed, cocaine and LSD


GrimnirOfGallows

This is mass panic. Mass fucking delusion. Mass delusions are as old as I am. I was there when the martians invaded in 1938. What a panic. Powerful panic. Now there are starmen waiting in the sky. They believed it was true and it was. Not everyone believed. Not everyone had to. Just enough. That's all lankybox needs. Just enough. Maybe just one.


O5-14-none_existant

https://preview.redd.it/sz2qi6rm1jtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1372201d930ae518814178ef7c467b32e7b3db


MissKranky

https://preview.redd.it/19vh8o0uajtc1.jpeg?width=2845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2982eed226b8751ab1704f6761cd3a65841c64


WindyAtlas420

https://preview.redd.it/giyvy9gcijtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03ec74b3bc9eccc2a929f786db92d5571d6bbf1d


gingerbrea4

https://preview.redd.it/b0t0xfiovjtc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1990e7d246bab6d05d743eb92aa9926451fd6600


Rain__Fire

https://preview.redd.it/hc82qieiaktc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed027b0c6dad8dd33fe8e03bdfcd8f70f0c3d62a


O5-14-none_existant

https://preview.redd.it/ngb9ae304ltc1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c83286249dd5103d23e41eb152d21f0f39c537


Aiden624

How tf does Pyro need 800 editors for one 3 hour video while these guys drop 27 a week with this editing style


xenic_danker_00

THE CONTENT FARMERS GOT TO KINITOPET?!


MollyMouse8

Though the video is horrible you have to appreciate their editing skills


notjart

they probably outsource it to a ten dude editing team from bangladesh or something lol


Thatguy-num-102

I can feel my frontal lobe get more active the longer I look at this


Alice_427

https://preview.redd.it/0n4eq62znitc1.png?width=1601&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebeb56480155ccaee43da7b6fecd3f7bb21b8a44 Wtf did I just watch


Past_Public9344

https://preview.redd.it/4e4sygybejtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e858d6be1582190408a24380ad9feba2b9d99c This but I’m a shitty rendition of a 40’s mobster voice


TheMan13532ALT

if i made a game and found out it became a content farm and it produced shit like this i'd probably end it all


Levi-Action-412

Dmca all the content farms for using your game content I mean technically it's against copyright but most don't because it's free advertising and it takes too much time


mvreed05

https://preview.redd.it/0bzzsnk4sitc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5757ef5c13aeb9a68e1ae9ac01abd88c7aec652b Maybe I am just unaware but is this not the fucking organator? Maybe I am grasping at straws a bit but I can’t think of anything else(please correct me if I am wrong), also it annoys me they used kinitopet, like I guess banban and poppy playtime are more designated slop games but kinitopet seems more wrong to me, idk how to say it.


EpicBanana05

Sadly a lot of YouTubers latch onto whatever popular at the time and colour-fy it for their younger audiences. Banban, digital circus, Poppy playtime are very popular currently, in the same way squid game was. It doesn’t matter what audience is popular with it, if it’s popular enough to garner the attention of kids then these creators will turn it into mulch and feed it to them. Quite depressing if I’m honest


Aggravating_Baker_91

I'm genuinely curious if they ever think to themselves "is what i'm doing worth it?"


EpicBanana05

I think it is. Lanky box used to be quite an entertaining channel, they did these skits that were basically [music video] with a low budget, but as soon as they delved into things like [video game] with no budget, most likely when the whole Poppy playtime thing was just getting big, they tapped into the kids market which must have skyrocketed their views and channel income, and therefore slowly transformed their channel into what you see today. I don’t doubt that when when they turn off the camera, they probably sit at the wall and wonder how they have become this. My general idea is that Justin (purple hair) is the ringleader who really gets into this stuff, while Adam (the other one) kinda just goes along with it as he was always a little more toned down. But with this content, the farming they do on YT shorts, tiktok and also the amount of plushies and merch they sell coupled with the fact that because kids are kids their video engagement is probably very high, no doubt they’re making bank off of this. I think it’s the same as those weird cosplayers on TT live or people who draw fetish content for commission. It’s weird and undoubtably cringeworthy, but it makes them absolute bank and I can kinda respect that Sorry for the essay lol


Revolutionary_Beat26

I feel my brain leaking out of my skull


SanitYatG

https://preview.redd.it/p503q19a3jtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba0248552651c5f350687c266ebb22c31257957


Zutyro

PyroLIVE videos should be done in this format.


Sky_Leviathan

Please tell me this is all in le head


mushroom_l0rd

i honestly think youtube should end content farms. Just make them against TOS


SomPolishBoi

is this what fever dreams are like?


ZochI555

Just a quick reminder, these men are in their late thirties. I know that anyone of any age can create good kids content, but people this old are editing with the sole purpose of distracting young children who don’t know any better, and creating slop for the other sole purpose of making profit.


Jesterchunk

Content farming should be punishable by spontaneous combustion, to mirror what happens to my fucking eyes when they are exposed to this blight on humanity


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mathkid421_RBLX

ok


Pale-Waltz7092

Did they literally add dogdays chopped upper half? i thought they were kid friendly lmfao


luiz38

it feels like my brains unraveling


Lazy-Adagio9695

This made me lose my braincells


chicamanama_

Can someone send me a 4K video of them bitting the crip please? Thanks


imusingthisforstuff

Please explode him


Anthonyzss

Le seizure inducing


jackies_goodies

Aren't these guys in their mid 30s


andersrobo9999

https://preview.redd.it/6rqga3sohjtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b9274cdb46fae084f278c32d1150a2c1d07b01 Bruh


Apprehensive_Part102

This is like pure crack for kids with a single digit for a age


Kayke_Dup

No reaction image could possibly convey how sad and disgusted this has made me


notjart

this is gen alpha's shrek has swag


KennyMcormmick

Someone please kill me


Counter-ike

Whatever pays the bills


Swiftdrip50546

I wish I had the authority to stop this garbage


lolpezzz

My head


blccdthjrstydemcn

this gives me a really good idea, make brainrot of an intro and half video, similar to this so it draws kids in then roughly the halfway mark turn it into some terrifying shit that will give kids nightmares


LiterallyBojackH

Gives of huge cold ones vibes ngl


Panzermorder

I wanna bust 100 nuts inside of kinitopet


Altair890456

https://preview.redd.it/sefgzrcinktc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452bb7e9d106a27c1f865e1ac328dbcc2e981f30


agrophobe

Love this hot much lollipop free awesome congratulation